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9137091 No.9137091 [Reply] [Original]

Idea: booze filled popsicles for adults that have dirty jokes on the sticks

>> No.9137097

I like the way you think.

>> No.9137113
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>>9137091
I want 65% and a 2% royalty on each popsicle and you can have your $75,000

>> No.9137125

>>9137091
Have you ever tried freezing alcohol?

>> No.9137133

So... Pain on a stick? Might be popular with the self flagellating type

>> No.9137136

>>9137125

You could make a wine pop, maybe with like sangria? That'd be good.

>> No.9137146

>takes 17 popsicles for a tiny buzz

>> No.9137147

>>9137113
>I want 65% and a 2% royalty on each popsicle and you can have your $75,000, you cockroach
ftfy

>> No.9137152

>>9137091
Yea kids definitely wouldn't want to try those

>> No.9137158

>>9137152
well its up to the parents to keep them away that aint my problem

>> No.9137164

>>9137125
With regular freezers you could get to ~20% and still get it to freeze.

>> No.9137180

>>9137091
>freezing alcohol
ummmmmm try again sweetie

>> No.9137190

>>9137164
Yeah, but by the time you unwrapped the thing half of it would thaw onto your lap.

>> No.9137232

>>9137190
I've eaten mojito and piña colada popsicles, they were okay and didn't melt fast. I don't know how much alcohol they had, though.

>> No.9137264

>>9137113
i like your idea and i like the commitment, therfore i'm out.

t. barbara

>> No.9137268

>>9137180
booze freezes fine when you mix it with other things, get educated retard

>> No.9137277

>>9137091
It's rare I see an idea this autistic but it appears I have. What benefit do people get from this? Is it even possible? Plus think of the negatives, these items were literally made for kids and now they're going to be easily obtainable.

>> No.9137323

>>9137180
idiot. Ever left a beer in the freezer for too long?

>> No.9137349
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>>9137264
This idea has nothing to do with clothing so I'm out.

>> No.9137354

>>9137349
Yeah because people still wear fubu..

>> No.9137357

>>9137349
more like
>you're not a person of color therefor i'm out
and barbara is like
>you're not a woman and therefor i'm out

>> No.9137363

>>9137091
>make alcohol filled candy
>go to jail

>> No.9137369

>>9137323
Beer is typically only 5-10% ABV. Could you imagine trying to get a buzz by eating frozen beer? If anything, these would only make a semi-decent novelty item and would never be considered a legitimate alcohol product. Kinda like the dick gummies they sell at Spencer's, they're just gummy bears shaped like dicks, nobody actually buys them cause they want candy.

>> No.9137371

>>9137180
you dont need to be able to freeze it with a thickening agent
plus you can make an emulsion
kind of like how oil mixes with water in soup

>> No.9137373

>>9137091
Let Chef John show you the way
>https://youtu.be/1LKXbO45Yho

That said, this shit will be for the jello shot crowd. No self respecting alcoholic will waste their time and life savings for this.

>> No.9137380

>>9137369
3-4 beers can give a buzz to someone who doesn't feel the need to get completely shit faced every time they drink. College people would buy a million of them. And even faggots like you from the al/ck/ threads can drink your half gallon of Zelko after a few popsicles, too. Everybody wins.

>> No.9137449

Idea: heroin dispenser in an insulin pen. Its discrete and people won't think you're a junkie

>> No.9137485
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>>9137373
>self respecting alcoholic

>> No.9137493

>>9137449
The nasal sprays already tapped that market I'm afraid

>> No.9137538

>>9137091
Idea: self beating wife
I don't now how my knuckles have coped with her bad cooking for so long.

>> No.9137550

>>9137538
Go on I'm listening...

>> No.9137581

hobo anuses are the jewish coons that niggers can't jiggaboo their spook desires into our spades.

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>>9137581
You don't mean that.