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HI, I'M GUY FIERI, AND WE'RE LURKING ALL THE BOARD LOOKING FOR 4CHAN'S GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES

>> No.9134645

why the fuck does a guy who doesn't eat eggs host a show about diners?

>> No.9134660

>>9134645
BITCH EGGS KILLED MY WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY AND BURNT DOWN THE FLAVORTOWN BROTHEL

>> No.9134723

>>9134634
Are you for real? Because there's a few DDD's I could name in my town.

>> No.9134738

>>9134634
He was just in my town filming for triple D

>> No.9134749

he opened a johnny garlic in my town and it is one of the worst restaurants i've ever been to

>> No.9134766

>>9134738
They're still making new episodes?

>> No.9134772

GUY FIERI HERE, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO SLAP CHOP OUR WAY TO A SPICY TRAIN TO FLAVOR TOWN.

MMM

>> No.9134779

>>9134772
THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS IN FLAVORTOWN

>> No.9134782

HEY I'M GUY FIERI, AND TODAY WERE TAKING A TRIP TO GUANTANAMO BAY WHERE WERE GOING TO EXPERIENCE A ONE WAY WATERBOARD TO FLAVO.....

>> No.9134785

>>9134782
MMMH
THIS WATER IS GANGSTER MAN
SICK

>> No.9134798

ARE YOU READY TO TRY A SLOPPY JOE SO SLOPPY, SO JUICY, SO WET THAT YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS LIQUID DIARRHEA BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER POURING THIS WET SLUT DOWN YOUR WINDPIPE ACCIDENTALLY CAUSING YOU TO CHOKE AND PUKE INTO THE GLASS ONLY DO CONTINUE GUZZLING IT DOWN LIKE YOU JUST TOOK THE FLAVORTOWN EXPRESS STRAIT FROM THE SAHARA DESERT YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH?

>> No.9134804

>>9134798
>Meanwhile, the real Guy is masterbating furiously

>> No.9134810

>>9134634
I PRESERVED SOME FRUIT BECAUSE THIS IS THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, I'M GUY FIERI AND WE ARE NOW BOTH ON A ONE WAY TICKET TO TAGINE....I MEAN FLAVOR TOWN.

>> No.9134814
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9134814

>it's a guy subtly sexually harasses female cook episode

>> No.9134823
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>>9134814
>it's a Guy blatantly sexually harrasses a female cook episode

>> No.9134837

>>9134814
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do more like?

>> No.9134839

Uma delicia

>> No.9134877

>>9134798
Fuck man I just got new sides!

>> No.9135377

>>9134823
>>9134814
Example?

>> No.9135637

He's been to my town twice which is nice because its pretty out of the way but people will come visit you just to see the little flavor towns

>> No.9135922

>>9134749
>Johnny Garlic
I just imagine a restaurant where everything is garlic based or garlic flavored

>> No.9135998

>>9135377
He "accidentally" bumped his hand on a female cook's ass Infront of her husband once

>> No.9136067
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9136067

>>9134634
HI, I'M GUY FIERI AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE THE HOKEY-TOKIEST, SLAM-JAMMIEST ALLSTAR FLAVORTOWN DELUXE AMERICAN KITCHEN BAR
>guitar riffs in the background

>> No.9136091

>>9134839
SOPA DE MACACO....

>> No.9136114

>>9136067
holy kek my sides

>> No.9136124

>>9136067
>Guy's Big Balls
>blasted with Guy's signature cream sauce

I just couldn't order it even if it sounded good, which it doesn't

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>>9136067

>the bidet is an MP3 player that plays Smash Mouth while you eat.

Why can't this be a thing

>> No.9136227

>>9136133
SOME-

>> No.9136241
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9136241

>>9134634
Hey Guy! This is my favorite menu of yours!

>> No.9136244

>>9136227
BODY

>> No.9136271

>>9136244
ONCE

>> No.9136304

>>9136271
TOLD

>> No.9136366

>>9136304
ME

>> No.9136383

>>9136366
THE

>> No.9136475

>>9136383
WORLD