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food and cooking webms

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:12:25 2017 No.9130833 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1468203193257.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:36:43 2017 No.9130885 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, 1491895703633.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:41:41 2017 No.9130901 >>9130833 I'll never get why people suck sushi's dick so much. He's literally just cutting little pieces of fish and putting them on a plate. How hard can that possibly be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:43:26 2017 No.9130908 Post some gifs. These shitty webbums don't work in Safari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:47:55 2017 No.9130922 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, 1468198136384.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:48:55 2017 No.9130926 File: 1.46 MB, 499x281, 1498958512855.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130908

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:53:37 2017 No.9130938 File: 526 KB, 890x680, 1493191405103.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:56:51 2017 No.9130945 >>9130938 y tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 02:58:45 2017 No.9130946 File: 1.60 MB, 198x360, 1489468090714.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 03:13:12 2017 No.9130969 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1489452573743.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:33:07 2017 No.9131105 >>9130908 Buy a real computer idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:44:19 2017 No.9131120 >>9130819 What is that and where do I get one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 04:47:51 2017 No.9131130 >>9130901 try it and get back to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:12:32 2017 No.9131262 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, 1493359476223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:52:03 2017 No.9131308 File: 1.13 MB, 640x360, 1487082001144.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 06:59:48 2017 No.9131325 File: 188 KB, 986x591, latest[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131308 >scoops up garlic by quickly sliding knife blade-first toward hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:03:55 2017 No.9131327 >>9131308 I wish I could do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:12:23 2017 No.9131338 please post rum martinez

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:13:49 2017 No.9131342 >>9131327 I believe you can if you practice Anon. I believe, in you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:14:40 2017 No.9131343 >>9131325 Some people aren't spazes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:19:21 2017 No.9131347 >>9131343 still not a good idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 07:35:01 2017 No.9131375 File: 72 KB, 876x960, FB_IMG_1499190248002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130819 How could someone eat that and live with themselves??

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 09:13:58 2017 No.9131529 >>9130901 Japanese add to everything unreachable level of autism. That's what fascinating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:16:49 2017 No.9131802 File: 2.11 MB, 272x360, 1468203483735.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:22:20 2017 No.9131809 >>9131308 YAN CAN COOK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:23:50 2017 No.9131813 File: 16 KB, 480x451, 1451059303129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131262 i'm no chef but something about this looks wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:36:12 2017 No.9131834 File: 1.19 MB, 720x404, 1492825982256.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] happy times

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:38:30 2017 No.9131841 >>9130938 hot dog no bun

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:43:21 2017 No.9131846 File: 2.94 MB, 480x270, 1490721818292.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] have fun cleaning up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 11:51:36 2017 No.9131861 File: 21 KB, 411x334, 1312746585547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130969

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:14:37 2017 No.9131917 >>9131802 Now THAT'S fresh fish!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:16:41 2017 No.9131920 File: 38 KB, 750x750, Camo feels.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130885 Hello darkness my old friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:35:38 2017 No.9131969 >>9130922 Love this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:45:36 2017 No.9131995 File: 13 KB, 400x321, 182661_17_5812783195ab1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130885 All those beautiful high-quality ingredients... just... ruined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:50:38 2017 No.9132009 >>9131802 Is this Sushi grade fish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:52:27 2017 No.9132014 >>9130926 Whatever happened to lemon key man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:55:51 2017 No.9132023 >>9131846 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 12:59:51 2017 No.9132028 File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, rum martinez.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131338

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:03:05 2017 No.9132036 >>9132009 there is no such thing as sushi grade fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:11:11 2017 No.9132065 File: 1.61 MB, 700x380, 1497120310902.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:14:11 2017 No.9132075 >>9132028 thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:16:59 2017 No.9132083 >>9132028 but does it taste good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:17:39 2017 No.9132088 >>9132028 My god that's convoluted as hell. I bet it tastes amazing though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:23:12 2017 No.9132097 File: 39 KB, 220x261, 1497537462961.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130819

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:27:06 2017 No.9132115 File: 1002 KB, 720x404, cheesedoughnuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:33:46 2017 No.9132125 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, Meat Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130833

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:38:08 2017 No.9132137 >>9130885 no clover for mac?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:38:17 2017 No.9132138 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, M&S.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131802 There's no need for that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:42:58 2017 No.9132152 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly King Of The Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:45:59 2017 No.9132158 >>9132138 >Jack version Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:47:11 2017 No.9132159 >>9132158 It is? My mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 13:47:14 2017 No.9132160 File: 321 KB, 720x720, 1483737209001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9132125

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 14:17:28 2017 No.9132260 >>9132115 Ewww, why did she use "american" """"""cheese"""""" for that? Might as well have thrown in the plastic wrapper since it has the same nutritional value.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 14:31:13 2017 No.9132305 >>9132115 But deep frying puff pastry is ridiculous, it won't puff...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 14:35:05 2017 No.9132319 >>9130819 legit how an 8 year old would "invent" a dish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 14:53:34 2017 No.9132371 >>9130901 t. ignorant faggot

Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:06:49 2017 No.9132598
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>>9131308
Damn slick.
>>9131802
This is what happens when you don't paralyze your fish with a hammer before cutting it up.
>>9132115
>processed cheese
t. Amerilard.
>>9132152
>making breakfast during nighttime
Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 16:52:19 2017 No.9132750 >>9131262 I'm just about crying here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:21:19 2017 No.9133037 >>9132028 Is that being served with a blunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 18:45:11 2017 No.9133120 File: 2.95 MB, 960x540, 1497295114469.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:07:08 2017 No.9133213 File: 1.84 MB, 480x640, 1493846394325.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:14:01 2017 No.9133246 >>9132125 when it's just the porchetta and cheese, I'm good the rest makes me want to vomit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:17:37 2017 No.9133257 >>9133246 Yeah, the moment he puts it in the bun is good enough, no need for more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:19:48 2017 No.9133268 >>9133213 Why did she think that was a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 19:32:21 2017 No.9133314 File: 41 KB, 500x375, 1400983447193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130938 >that ketchup/mayo afterbirth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:36:42 2017 No.9133556 I feel like I haven't seen "frip da rice.webm" in a long time, anyone have that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 20:41:21 2017 No.9133566 >>9131529 i wish there was an honest, non-pc documentary about human beings on nat geo, and David Attenborough said this, verbatim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:08:21 2017 No.9133658 >>9131846 >a chicken died for this makes me sick tb.h

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:22:16 2017 No.9133686 >>9130969 >that burnt piece of meat is this what ameritards do? can't even cook meat right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:29:17 2017 No.9133707 >>9132088 i tried it once it just tastes like rum straight out of the bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:35:51 2017 No.9133729 File: 1.31 MB, 640x360, 1453342069886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131308

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:36:28 2017 No.9133734 >>9130938 >When you pop a cyst

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:37:32 2017 No.9133738 >>9133686 >Burnt Stupid yuropoors

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:40:50 2017 No.9133749 File: 70 KB, 620x455, 36a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131262

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:41:48 2017 No.9133751 >>9131802 Is that a boy or a girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:42:53 2017 No.9133755 >>9133707 Sure you have

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:43:54 2017 No.9133761 >>9131325 cleavers aren't sharp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:45:42 2017 No.9133765 >>9133761 Chinese veggie cleavers are very sharp if you sharpen it like a good boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:46:04 2017 No.9133768 >>9132028 When I ordered an old fashioned at a nice bar in Tokyo, they did something like this. So cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:47:32 2017 No.9133774 >>9132115 Is this what deep frying looks like with 110 volts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:48:06 2017 No.9133778 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, sweatypalms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:51:44 2017 No.9133792 >>9133778 I would just take bagged ice so don't have his hands all over my ice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 21:53:55 2017 No.9133805 >>9132160 Too much, man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 22:05:38 2017 No.9133864 >>9133686 b8?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 5 22:51:52 2017 No.9134016 >>9133778 Jesus christ, Favreau. It's just ice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:24:20 2017 No.9134321 File: 105 KB, 800x500, 1491197461891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9133686 just for (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:25:31 2017 No.9134329 >>9133751 boy..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:32:52 2017 No.9134348 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, 1468199668251.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:35:17 2017 No.9134356 >>9133864 Probably, but you never know. Euros dont have access to proper BBQ or mexican food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:38:28 2017 No.9134363 File: 1.85 MB, 594x574, 1482581691542.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:41:39 2017 No.9134375 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, 1491463760621.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:46:14 2017 No.9134393 >>9133686 americans love the outside charred. it's disgusting and literally carcinogenic. fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:48:52 2017 No.9134402 >>9134393 can't knock it if you haven't tried it eurofat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:50:01 2017 No.9134407 File: 1.54 MB, 640x360, 1475774123993.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131308 Fucking wizardry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:53:37 2017 No.9134417 >>9134363 That is a shit ton of gochujang she's putting in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:55:09 2017 No.9134425 >>9134375 christ, id be worried as fuck about sawing off my arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:57:42 2017 No.9134431 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, 1497480297141.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134425 that's nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:58:59 2017 No.9134437 File: 2.93 MB, 852x480, 1490719656848.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 00:59:48 2017 No.9134439 >>9134437 fuck you sulli

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:00:26 2017 No.9134440 File: 1.69 MB, 716x402, 1472368575937.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:04:01 2017 No.9134448 >>9134437 >>9131802 the secret ingredient to authentic japanese food is pain and suffering

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:07:53 2017 No.9134452 >>9132125 What's the source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:08:58 2017 No.9134454 >>9134363 >ywn be this cute >ywn have near perfect hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:10:15 2017 No.9134458 >>9134348 this made me so nervous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:15:03 2017 No.9134467 >>9133751 Asian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:15:13 2017 No.9134468 >>9134454 Just get a metric ton of plastic surgery and you can look like them too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:18:20 2017 No.9134473 File: 1.11 MB, 480x270, 1438444700182.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134454 this cuts too deep

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:20:11 2017 No.9134475 File: 1.67 MB, 1280x720, 1493751489099.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:21:26 2017 No.9134476 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:23:50 2017 No.9134481 >>9134476 is that a wok(?) with a bunch of sand in it? if so, for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:23:57 2017 No.9134482 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, 1489439997506.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134468

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:25:48 2017 No.9134486 >>9134475 >that one piglet on the left side that gets pinned under the trap, and trampled to death

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:26:53 2017 No.9134489 >>9134482 has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:26:54 2017 No.9134490 >>9134481 sand is actually pretty solid heat conductor you know

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:27:33 2017 No.9134491 >>9134448 both animals were dead already ya dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:32:07 2017 No.9134497 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, 1471214844856.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134486 Kek, never noticed that before

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:33:04 2017 No.9134501 >>9133778 you fucking chink, i said "no ice" you could barely fit a shot in there with all that ice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:34:11 2017 No.9134504 File: 2.95 MB, 360x202, 1493139029345.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:34:32 2017 No.9134507 >>9133792 he's probably pretentious enough to not only keep his hands clean, but have a cold water bath behind the bar to keep his hands cold to reduce melting the ice. It's a sushi chef thing too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:37:06 2017 No.9134512 >>9134507 well, it's stupid. all ice no drink. let alone the price, it's just all bs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:41:31 2017 No.9134522 File: 64 KB, 662x712, 1453735665680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134482 >mfw pineapple pizza people probably think this looks good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:42:03 2017 No.9134524 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, 1489455947203.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:42:19 2017 No.9134526 >>9134512 It easily holds as much liquor as a normal shot would. You don't think the average bar pours the glass to the top right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:42:51 2017 No.9134528 >>9134497 is that a hubcap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:44:35 2017 No.9134532 File: 2.46 MB, 960x720, 1490687096712.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134522 or this

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:47:07 2017 No.9134537

>>9134512
the cut and clarity of the ice is all bs, but it sure looks nice. and a large single piece of ice will cool the liquid you pour on it faster and reduce dilution, not by a terribly noticeable amount but if I'm at that bar and paying whatever they charge I would want an attempt at perfection too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:47:27 2017 No.9134539 >>9134526 right, so you're saying that ice takes up no space... I still don't understand what your point is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:48:08 2017 No.9134541 >>9134539 That's not what I said at all. I understand your mad is clouding your judgement but stop and read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:48:40 2017 No.9134544 imagine that big chunk of ice hitting your teeth every time you went for a drink

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:52:11 2017 No.9134548

>>9132125
>just porchetta and cheese
looks pretty good, a little fattening but I'd eat it
>bacon cheese and chicken fingers added
a bit much, would still taste the sandwich though
>mashed cheese fries
at this point the sandwich is disgustingly decadent and I would no longer consume it

Too much of a good thing, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:52:48 2017 No.9134550 >>9134532 The way gooks make their pizza dough is a lot different, its very airy and light and slightly sweet. Shrimp would probably be delicious on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 01:56:16 2017 No.9134562 >>9134550 shrimp is the bug of the sea, eww. just looking at a jumbo shrimp makes me want to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:05:18 2017 No.9134578 >>9134476 What's going on here? Is he flash boiling the water and just pouring it off the top as it boils over? I'd be very interested to see a cross section of this boiler thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:05:56 2017 No.9134581 >>9133686 Im American and eat a ton of bbq. those first ribs looked like shit. I like char but this is more than usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:09:31 2017 No.9134591 >>9132028 "But I asked for Jack and Coke."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:10:41 2017 No.9134595 >>9134591 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:12:33 2017 No.9134598 >>9134562 More for me, nerdo

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 02:43:32 2017 No.9134699

>>9134526
>>9134537
It's a well known fact that colder temperatures dulls the sense of taste, and any amount of ice will melt a bit and dilute the booze. Real drink snobs that pay top dollar for a single shot would never bother with this bullshit. It's basically just for rich idiots who have more money than taste, and want people to work extra hard to make them feel special

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:07:39 2017 No.9134783 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x720, 1495137958325.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134497

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 03:12:02 2017 No.9134793 >>9134783 HE CANT EVEN USE A FUCKING NAPKIN RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:27:05 2017 No.9134951 >>9131846 >posting HowToBasic Leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:38:06 2017 No.9134967 >>9134783 Jack looks like what a high school gym locker room smells like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 04:40:58 2017 No.9134972 >>9131846 >using sex lube instead of butter >only using one hand to tenderize your chicken to climax >not teasing the breasts >no cream pie shot at the esnd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 05:53:23 2017 No.9135150 File: 945 KB, 1280x720, 1487479290122.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134783

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:18:48 2017 No.9135172 >>9133768 I was standing behind you waiting to order a beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:20:44 2017 No.9135174 >>9134348 Nice. I'll go buy some cucumbers and practice that.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:24:22 2017 No.9135179

>>9135150
>>9134783

you Jack posters are every bit as incompetent at shit posting as jack is at cooking. Literally No one gives a fuck about him eating. The trigger is him trying to cook and failing at everything at the most basic level.

If you just want to post autism about people eating and trigger /ck/, make some webms of Joey or Review Bra. That shit will net you dozens of (you)s per post. but literally no one gives a fuck about watching a meme-tier bad cook eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:25:44 2017 No.9135183 File: 1.65 MB, 720x404, 1468283714547.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135179 Calm down

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:30:03 2017 No.9135189 >>9134476 Mmmm, boiling coffee. Really brings out the bitter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:30:39 2017 No.9135191 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x720, 1489820388046.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135179 Relax and take a big boy bite

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:34:33 2017 No.9135199 File: 2.21 MB, 720x404, 1488439695018.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135179 Please don't be mad

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:39:10 2017 No.9135215

>>9135183
I am calm. But me being the perpetual critic just has to call you out for just doing such an inept shitpost. and I don't mean to hurt or demean you. My criticisms are meant to be constructive. I know you can shitpost SO MUCH better if you actually apply yourself and try, and dont just keep hitting a meme without understanding the meme or why people hate it.

You can do better, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:40:26 2017 No.9135220 >>9135215 You're not the only one who's sick of it. It's not even new Jack webms either. Just the same shit over and over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:49:25 2017 No.9135242 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1488409333201.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135215 >>9135220 Just bathe in the radiant light of Ja/ck/, friendos

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:51:51 2017 No.9135244 >>9135242 Nah. I'll just hide the thread like I usually do when you show up. There will be another one tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:54:41 2017 No.9135251 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, 1497795680617.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135244 Don't run away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 06:55:41 2017 No.9135253 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, 1499210085152.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135220 I'll make some more later, I promise :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:10:20 2017 No.9135285 >>9130938 Great, now I have to explain to my boss why I'm grinning like a fool while I should be working

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:13:14 2017 No.9135292 >>9131834 Allah akbar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:15:10 2017 No.9135300 >>9134482 triggerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:18:08 2017 No.9135307 >>9133778 I just put my glasses in the freezer instead.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:19:54 2017 No.9135313

>>9135215
>I am calm. But me being the perpetual critic
Kill yourself. This is 4chan not your fucking theater club, don't act grandiose here you piece of flamboyant shit.

>>9135179
>Literally No one gives a fuck about him eating.
Clearly, people do. I bet you're the same 'mo who constantly makes meta threads lobbying to get fast food threads banned instead of making quality threads with your own OC....which probably doesn't exist, and people probably would criticize too hard for you to deal with if it did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:20:12 2017 No.9135314 >>9134440 Normally I don't care much for fancy tricks. But that's a cool one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:49:41 2017 No.9135369 >>9134528 Too small, looks like one of those flame disks that Bic makes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 07:52:11 2017 No.9135371 >>9133778 the communist revolution can't come soon enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:01:37 2017 No.9135624 >>9134407 is that a dough bender?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:08:37 2017 No.9135647 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, 1489452345787.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:14:46 2017 No.9135668 File: 654 KB, 640x360, 1468203840813.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:15:12 2017 No.9135670 >>9131262 What piece of meat is that? Brisket?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:16:17 2017 No.9135673 >>9131308 Yan the Man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:17:36 2017 No.9135679 >>9132028 >"That will be $68, sir"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:18:39 2017 No.9135681 >>9132598 >>>9132152 >>making breakfast during nighttime >Imagine the smell. Why would it smell differently from during daytime?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:22:51 2017 No.9135695 >>9135647 Holy shit I need to try this. It looks like shit, but I need to try.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:26:13 2017 No.9135707 >>9135681 It wouldn't smell differently, but it would be perceived differently

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:27:10 2017 No.9135709 >>9134431 RIP to pajeet's fingers >>9135174 RIP to anon's fingers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:28:35 2017 No.9135716 >>9135668 my cousin was making some sort of broth and she overdid it with the Szechuan peppers. My reaction was similar to that guy's and perhaps more homosexually even

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:31:14 2017 No.9135722 >>9135150 he bit out of the worst possible spot to bite out of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:37:29 2017 No.9135744 >>9130922 I wish there were more A Bite of China webms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:40:48 2017 No.9135755 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, chopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:41:59 2017 No.9135762 File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, 1493152547445.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you have her cook for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:46:39 2017 No.9135785 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, 1491589657847.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:50:00 2017 No.9135795 File: 2.90 MB, 480x480, 1489529735362.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 14:58:42 2017 No.9135836 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1456376848931.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:00:03 2017 No.9135842 File: 2.97 MB, 800x450, 1468195267869.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:03:08 2017 No.9135857 >>9135785 So how does that actually taste?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:03:16 2017 No.9135858 >>9135788 what's the spray he perfumes the mushroom with? doesn't look like just water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:05:10 2017 No.9135865 >>9135858 mushroom spray

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:08:16 2017 No.9135877 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1491464961864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:19:26 2017 No.9135906

>>9134578
Turkish / Arabic / Greek coffee

Simmer the coffee to form a crema, pour crema off, simmer for more crema. Standard is three pours, third pouring all of what is left.

>>9134481
Even distribution of heat for even extraction of coffee.

>>9135189
Apart from a quality espresso machine, Turkish is the best way to get all the flavor out of your beans with precise control of brewing factors. If you think Turkish coffee is too bitter, you either have an unrefined pallet for coffee, brewed terrible / overoasted beans, or prepared it incorrectly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:20:12 2017 No.9135908 >>9135877 I'm guessing when you're working with a fish that size you have to know how to butcher it right so at the end he was separating the good parts of that chunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:25:22 2017 No.9135920 >>9135858 >what's the spray he perfumes the mushroom with? Looks like either mirin or sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:32:16 2017 No.9135936 File: 832 KB, 360x640, nigger with a MA in cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130819

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:36:49 2017 No.9135955 File: 703 KB, 372x210, burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:38:24 2017 No.9135960 >>9135936 This nigga is good, like unironically so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:38:46 2017 No.9135961 File: 1.31 MB, 366x274, 1497117907271.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135955

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:39:32 2017 No.9135963 File: 1.89 MB, 300x220, burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135961

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:41:45 2017 No.9135974 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1489438394314.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:42:14 2017 No.9135976 >>9135936 Decent skills but it's not like you need a sharp knife to cut watermelon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:43:06 2017 No.9135977 File: 2.63 MB, 600x325, 1491462756687.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 15:45:14 2017 No.9135985 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135977 is that a movie or cooking show

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:01:50 2017 No.9136020 >>9134562 >t. Literal child

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:02:17 2017 No.9136021 File: 2.56 MB, 600x325, 1489453683170.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:05:55 2017 No.9136032 >>9135985 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111797/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:06:07 2017 No.9136033 File: 86 KB, 1000x711, 43102381_big_p43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134454 >hair is thinning >never cute to begin with

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:13:19 2017 No.9136054 >>9135670 Think it's pork shoulder in that clip

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:23:47 2017 No.9136089 >>9134431 >no hairnet >no gloves >no apron son what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:25:51 2017 No.9136095 >>9135976 >it's not like you need a sharp knife to cut watermelon You'd need one to cut it in one stroke like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:33:05 2017 No.9136122 File: 305 KB, 1240x1748, __izayoi_sakuya_and_remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_odaneru_apart__68511f8cf306fc15718aac14fd6abcdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135762 >her I'd deposit my meat in him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:33:06 2017 No.9136123 >>9131308 >>9131325 >>9131327 >>9134407 Don't get fooled by it anons, the gook is peeling some really asianly grown garlic, which is borderline synthetic and cleans easily anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:34:24 2017 No.9136129 >>9134440 this type of tourist attraction shit is just so tacky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:34:36 2017 No.9136130 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, 1491571905297.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135974 Mamma mia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:38:37 2017 No.9136142 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 1492383716117.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sharp chedda

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:42:12 2017 No.9136153
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>>9136129
Look. That's bullshit. Hibachi is an American art form honed over the last 3 decades. It's not a tourist attraction. Every medium size city in America has at least 3 Hibachi places. Maybe its a tourist attraction if you don't live in America and have never seen American Style Hibachi before... But for most of us, we just call it Tuesday Business Lunch with Chan The Man.

Fun fact, they use lemon juice to clean their grills because it is chemical free and smells nice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:45:09 2017 No.9136167 >>9136153 Look at these flyovers xD https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2u9frw/saved_up_for_a_month_to_take_my_boys_to_the/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:46:56 2017 No.9136182 Jesus Christ Favreau

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:51:37 2017 No.9136197 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jacks love for pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135179 Yo fuck you anon the most fascinating thing about Jack is his technique of pushing his face towards the food instead of bringing it to his mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:55:26 2017 No.9136205 File: 111 KB, 573x820, 1490880012138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9136167

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 16:58:22 2017 No.9136215 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, 1490122106294.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9136197

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:00:33 2017 No.9136218 >>9136197 >filename isn't "how to eat pussy"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:15:02 2017 No.9136253 >>9134375 The fat one in the back already lost an arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:17:24 2017 No.9136259 >>9136205 only a never-been-there flyover would post that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:17:41 2017 No.9136261 >>9134437 This is so unnecessary. Don't think fish can feel pain though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:20:47 2017 No.9136269 >>9136261 it's already dead. ugh some people are stupid, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:29:58 2017 No.9136302 File: 2.33 MB, 640x360, steamed buns.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135744 >A Bite of China Oh cool, I didn't realise there was a whole series, I just saw that tofu clip linked here once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:34:57 2017 No.9136325 File: 2.98 MB, 1280x720, steamed buns.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135744 >A Bite of China Oh cool, I didn't realise there was a whole series, I just saw that tofu clip linked here once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:40:14 2017 No.9136344 >>9133120 fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:41:55 2017 No.9136351 >>9130819 Sara is still alive. She posted a 4th of July burger. Haven't seen her posted around here lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:42:38 2017 No.9136357 >>9136142 tell me about jack. why does he hold the cheese with his fist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:43:51 2017 No.9136360 >>9136344 Did it make your stomach churn in disgust?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:45:42 2017 No.9136369 >>9136357 N E W F A G E W F A Go and fuck your self, spoon feeder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:46:05 2017 No.9136371 >>9135858 f u n g u s by Helmut Lang

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:46:53 2017 No.9136374 >>9136357 spoonfeeder.org

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Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:48:23 2017 No.9136382

>>9134539
he's saying that rather than a shot glass with 30ml of liquor, or a highball glass with 30ml of liquor and 210ml of club soda, you're getting a highball glass with 30ml of liquor and 210ml of ice

the disproportionate amount of ice is actually useful and necessary to minimize surface area vs. thermal absorption and provide supercooled but not diluted liquor, without just freezing the bottle. it's a preparation that dates from when freezing a bottle of everything was flat-out impossible, and is still used today because it's showy and because many tokyo bars still don't have room for a freezer that big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:50:37 2017 No.9136392 >>9133658 Have a (you) - precisely what I was thinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:54:23 2017 No.9136399 >>9134440 Does he then bring the customers to the kitchen or take up a whole table with a platter that the whole egg could fit in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 17:59:00 2017 No.9136411 >>9136325 You've probably already found it on youtube, the whole series is up there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:08:57 2017 No.9136442 File: 37 KB, 656x583, 1493316813222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135179 What does he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:13:58 2017 No.9136457 Anyone got the webm of the dude putting butter on two slices of bread then slapping them on his ass in the last second?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:14:08 2017 No.9136458 >>9136442 he is just a mad autist is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:24:49 2017 No.9136496 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, rice noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9136411 Watching it now looking for scenes to webm, it's pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:27:30 2017 No.9136507 >>9131375 How is a diet stressful?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:29:10 2017 No.9136514 >>9136507 It's called a excuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:30:09 2017 No.9136521 File: 699 KB, 400x331, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135647

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:34:46 2017 No.9136539 File: 368 KB, 473x473, hey-why-not.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135974

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:36:35 2017 No.9136547 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x720, rice noodles 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:37:07 2017 No.9136548 >>9136496 Glad you find it interesting, and for making some new content.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:40:29 2017 No.9136555 File: 75 KB, 535x340, Tea Gun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9134440 What's the squeezable bottle of pepsi for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:48:07 2017 No.9136569 >>9130908 If you're on an iphone or whatever then download the vlc player. The webm will open in another tab and just open with vlc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:50:20 2017 No.9136581 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, pulled noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 18:59:50 2017 No.9136608 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, noodle ride.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:17:24 2017 No.9136662 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, zongzi factory.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dude wraps 3000 of these things a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:29:03 2017 No.9136698 >>9132028 Love the buttplug action at 0:39

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:32:07 2017 No.9136709 >>9133778 you can taste the dying dreams of a man educated in geology who wanted to cut precious stones for a living only to find the market flooded and serving alcohol his only job option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:32:18 2017 No.9136712 >>9136054 I've cooked a ton of pork shoulders and none have had that thick tough layer of fat. WTF is he doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:34:09 2017 No.9136718 >>9135755 grorious nippon baroon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:38:24 2017 No.9136741 >>9135819 this asshole, just flip the fucking tray over

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:44:45 2017 No.9136763 >>9135963 >>9135961 My dick would be diamond if they were M fatter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:47:36 2017 No.9136770 >>9136718 That's chinese you idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:49:14 2017 No.9136779 File: 1.63 MB, 200x150, 1486004209038.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135647 This is NOT okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:49:15 2017 No.9136780 >>9136325 surly king of the dumpling tower

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:51:30 2017 No.9136791 >>9136581 I never understood the technique behind pulling the dough and it magically dividing itself into halves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:53:04 2017 No.9136798 >>9135857 Probably like cheese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 19:56:48 2017 No.9136813 >>9136399 It's one of those restaurants where the chef cooks at the table as part of the entertainment

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 20:08:57 2017 No.9136836 >>9134522 >People are still this bootyblasted about a topping Wew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 20:49:23 2017 No.9136999 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, drunken crabs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 21:12:56 2017 No.9137123 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, MULLET.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 21:23:46 2017 No.9137160 >>9136555 anon asking the questions that matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 21:30:53 2017 No.9137186 >>9135762 if that was butter he poured into the pan, then no, because the steak is going to taste like burned and acrid butter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 21:51:42 2017 No.9137287 >>9132152 tuco.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 22:06:41 2017 No.9137358 >>9136712 That's skin, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 22:07:54 2017 No.9137360 >>9137123 >when you get a fat girl naked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 22:43:47 2017 No.9137508 >>9137186 could be clarified tho pan didn't look retarded hot

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:00:33 2017 No.9137559

>>9136357
Not sure why the hate on this question. Just a bunch of edgy kids trying to act cool? No clue.

But anyway, to answer your question. It's because he's retarded.

I would assume it's because that's how you should hold veg n shit when chopping it, and he's just to fucking retarded to not realize that's not how you cut fucking cheese.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:17:27 2017 No.9137636 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, Ohio Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:18:58 2017 No.9137642 >>9137622 >sneaking in those jack clips you cheeky bastard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:19:12 2017 No.9137644 >>9137508 If it was clarified then that means it had to be even hotter to make it start smoking since clarified butter has a higher smoke point. Any time oil or fat starts smoking like that it's going to give it off flavors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:19:53 2017 No.9137645 File: 2.83 MB, 320x180, pizzaroni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:21:04 2017 No.9137652 >>9137645 I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I feel sick.

Anonymous Thu Jul 6 23:29:04 2017 No.9137683

>>9137186
I mean i fucking hate this guy but that dish was clearly meant to be eaten at the table.

The iron came out of the oven or whatever was heating it, he poured the butter in clarified or otherwise, and then he plated the steak inside. Guests eat after a minute or two to finish a sear.

It's all for show.

Anonymous Fri Jul 7 01:12:13 2017 No.9138051

>>9136791
You know how if you hold a rope end to end in a line it looks like two ropes in the middle?
Its essentially that but stretched really thin, and then you just cut off both ends for a bunch of lines.
Its not actually a bunch of strings until the end, until then its all the same strings.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 01:55:02 2017 No.9138152 >>9137645 Kek, that's great

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:05:11 2017 No.9138186 >>9130938 I always thought it was weird that the sausage comes out with no sauce on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:06:52 2017 No.9138191 File: 10 KB, 320x240, 1384018659353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9131262 Was he attempting to score the meat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:12:27 2017 No.9138210 >>9130819 Is it bad if I think that that actually looks somewhat appetizing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:17:45 2017 No.9138216 >>9137123 R E L E A S E T H E F I S H

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:26:11 2017 No.9138234 >>9135220 I am sick of him as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:34:31 2017 No.9138256 >>9130819 Hum it doesn't seem appealing at all to me. I bet you can't even taste 1/3 of all the ingredients she put in this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:37:34 2017 No.9138261 File: 41 KB, 610x610, humidity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9138101 anon this is a blue board

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 02:52:27 2017 No.9138301 >>9135220 then gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 03:40:45 2017 No.9138438 >>9130819 That is 5.5 ways retarded. One of which being the waste of money involved in such a small bag of chips. At least get the Costco sized nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 03:52:36 2017 No.9138464 File: 998 KB, 1280x720, ariel dog2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135985 STOP POSTING THIS FAT BITCH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 04:08:40 2017 No.9138503 >>9132028 tfw you dribble it down your shirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 04:42:03 2017 No.9138588 >>9136999 >poisoning crabs to death goddamn meat eaters are fucked up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 04:50:37 2017 No.9138610 >>9132028 This is the single most pretentious webm I've ever seen. I'd like to try it though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 05:39:34 2017 No.9138694 >>9135679 A place like that, it outta be worth it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 06:32:53 2017 No.9138781 >>9137645 It was good until the bread and blend part.

Anonymous Fri Jul 7 06:56:40 2017 No.9138824

>>9134699

>It's a well known fact that colder temperatures dulls the sense of taste

not a bad thing

>and any amount of ice will melt a bit and dilute the booze

not a bad thing

you know barmen have been factoring dilution into their drinks for like a hundred years right

it doesn't make you a pleb to enjoy booze with ice. appreciating the liquor and enjoying it are different things

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 07:25:32 2017 No.9138887 >>9138464 sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 07:33:50 2017 No.9138908 >>9136709 Geologist cutting precious stones : O)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 08:14:36 2017 No.9138980 >>9136371 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 09:28:27 2017 No.9139136 >>9137630 >using that many sticky notes I guess if you want to overpower everything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 09:45:44 2017 No.9139162 >>9133120 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 10:14:09 2017 No.9139220 File: 40 KB, 560x560, 1494432257037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9135985 sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 11:01:31 2017 No.9139337 >>9135762 Hey look everyone it's that meme Guy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 11:36:52 2017 No.9139405 >>9135806 >$50 meal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 11:46:31 2017 No.9139431 >>9138588 and in the end they were just for decoration

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 12:35:44 2017 No.9139613 File: 6 KB, 250x249, 1499266432869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9130819 WTF? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 14:01:16 2017 No.9139866 >>9138464 Its not my fetish but when she gets to the skewering I can't help but think of her doing that to someone's urethra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 14:26:21 2017 No.9139947 >>9138824 just like bars have 'shareable foods' on their menu if they serve food. like chicken wings, pizza, and so on. it's all a scam bruh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 14:27:32 2017 No.9139953 File: 2.85 MB, 460x460, 1492498073370.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9138908 this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 19:11:56 2017 No.9140884 >>9138186 Shut the fuck up man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 19:16:23 2017 No.9140904 >>9132028 can i have some lime in that please my dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 19:22:49 2017 No.9140923 >>9134321 Lol but you're addressing euros with that image and reply stupid cuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 19:26:03 2017 No.9140940 >>9134490 Found this out when I forgot my flip-flops ! I was very Hot-Footed ! Thanks, Bill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 7 20:01:22 2017 No.9141046 >>9140923 in English please.

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