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Does anyone actually like mayonnaise?

>> No.9106083

>>9106081

me

>> No.9106096
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>>9106081
Me

>> No.9106102

>>9106081
I like small amounts of it...I think

>> No.9106104

Me

I seriously think it's one of the best things in the world

>> No.9106106

>>9106081
it's good with some 'cha

>> No.9106107

>>9106081
I wouldn't eat it by the spoon, but it's a good flavor and moisture enhancer when your dish lacks those things.

>> No.9106119
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>>9106081
Duke's master race reporting for duty

>> No.9106123

>>9106119

I'd give her the duke's mayonnaise if you catch what I mean

>> No.9106133

OMG have you guys ever noticed that if you eat condiments by themselves it's kinda gross??????

>> No.9106137

Closest thing I'll ever eat to mayo is aioli, and only homemade.

>> No.9106148

>>9106081
I do. Straight white male here. Get rekt other races, genders, and sexual deviants.

>> No.9106149

>>9106123
She already has a big jar.

>> No.9106230

>>9106149

Yeah I mean I'd really let her have it

>> No.9106251

>>9106230
She's clearly already buying her own though, so that's not really necessary.

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>>9106123
>>9106149
>>9106230
>>9106251

>> No.9106267

I find mayo off putting but I enjoy aioli from time to time.

>> No.9106269

I like mayo mixed with certain things. By itself it just seems boring, adds moisture to the sandwich but otherwise whats the point theres plenty of other things that could do that like olive oil or butter
horseradish mayo is god tier

>> No.9106270

>>9106081
I don't. I'm white btw. Yes, my family has basically disowned me because I don't like potato salad or tuna salad.

>> No.9106274

>>9106267
how dare you

>> No.9106278

my favorite mayonnaise is kraft's miracle whip, I don't know, but that tangy zip really puts it on a whole 'nother level

>> No.9106279

>>9106270
But do you like EGG salad?

>> No.9106280

>>9106081
Only in other dishes/mixed with something
Campfire sauce
Tar-Tar sauce
Devilied Eggs
good shit

>> No.9106292

>>9106279
Ah fuck no, that's worse than either of the previous two. It tastes like someone solidified farts and then mixed them with mayo.

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>>9106292
Get the fuck out of here, you monster.

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>>9106296
It doesn't help that it's literally a combination of my two least favorite foods.

>> No.9106310

>Not making your own mayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fLT_k3_U

>> No.9106311

>>9106081
I find it gross. I prefer other things to moisture my food.

>> No.9106327

>>9106306
if you are saying you don't like eggs you're about to catch these hands

>> No.9106330

>>9106292
It does taste gross.
In a good kind of way to me though.
>>9106310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSHXG-5ShFk

I have a headache now.

>> No.9106334

>>9106081
yeah it's cool

nice thread btw

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>>9106327
I don't like eggs. Fight me bitch.

>> No.9106349

>>9106119
my jigaboo

>> No.9106359

>>9106330
the editing and camerawork match gordons coked out jumpiness

>> No.9106478

>>9106292
Fuck you

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>>9106081

>> No.9106536

>>9106081
>>9106490
Ohayooo Gozaimasu!

>> No.9106619

>>9106081
Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing on this planet.

If I had to choose between starving to death or eating something with Mayonnaise I'd be a dead man

>> No.9106675

i mix one part bacon bits, cheetos and mayonnaise, for gaming. the mayo protects the fingers from dust, and makes the mixture stick to my fingers, so i can dab, suck, and be clean and hygienic to immediately go right back to gaming without taking my eyes off the screen and before my player reloads his gun

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9106991

This shit, bananas and milk makes my gf gag everytime.

>> No.9107028

For me, it's mustard: the true White Man's condiment.

>> No.9107045

Mayonnaise is good with boiled eggs. Think of egg salad or deviled eggs.

But it's horrendous with scrambled eggs.

What's goung on here?!

>> No.9107048

>>9106119
>>9106349

Muh negros

I fucking flipped shit when I was on the West Coast, and couldn't find muh Duke's.

>> No.9107057

Mayonnaise is for cucks and ketchup is for children. Mustard or go fuck yourself.

>> No.9107061

>>9106081
how do you NOT like mayo?? ketchup and mustard have their place but they are sweet and sour (respectively dickheads) and just cannot take the place of the thicc savory goodness that is BASED MAYO.

miracle whip sucks

>> No.9107071

>>9107061
>miracle whip sucks
Well, I guess you're just retarded then...

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>>9106081
>Go to America
>Order a healthy salad
>Waiter brings me mayonnaise, egg, and potato curry

>> No.9107080

>>9107071
Go swallow a tub of margarine.

>> No.9107081

>>9106081
I'm fine with Japanese or spicy mayo. I find normal mayo to be disgusting though.

>> No.9107091

>>9106081
Real mayonnaise. Good mayonnaise. Rich and creamy. With a slight tangy kick. No sugar.

It is the best thing in the world.

>> No.9107254

>>9107081
>>9107091
This

Mass-produced mayo is to real mayonnaise as processed american cheese slices are to real cheese. The real stuff is good

>> No.9107260

>>9106267
what is aioli anyways?

>> No.9107282

>>9106991
so does my dick

>> No.9107317
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9107317

i never bother with other mayo once i tried this.

>> No.9107324

>>9107317
I'm in Japan right now and they drizzle that stuff on everything

>> No.9107332

mayo is just spreadable oil. soybean oil, not even a good tasting one. how fat do you have to be to look at something and think, "this would be great with soybean oil smeared on it?"

>> No.9107337

>>9107332
Most oil tastes good if it's not cheap and rancid. Egg and vinegar have flavor too. You can also add mustard, herbs, spices, etc.

>> No.9107339

I actually have a story involving mayo
>be me, around 6-8
>go to park with family for a picnic
>eat sandwiches with mayo
>stomach begins to act up
>I have to throw up
>dash for a trashcan
>don't make it in time
>satanhasrisen.jpg
>barf while i'm running
>i'm pretty sure I got some on some lady's bag
>never ate mayo again

>also, because I got vomit on my shirt I couldn't go to Dollar Tree and get toy dinosaurs

and that's why I hate mayo

>> No.9107362

>>9107317
>>9107324
how does it taste compared to our normal mayo?

>> No.9107364

>Tfw actually put mayo on my hot dog or use it on my chips

I can't be the only one, right?

>> No.9107425

>>9107048
nigga we have dukes in fucking new zealand, just visit us next time.

>>9107364
its the superior condiment with sweet potato chips

>> No.9107444

>>9107425
>its the superior condiment with sweet potato chips
i like honey mustard on sweet potatoes fries

>> No.9107450

>>9107362
Excellent. Tangy MSG flavor bomb

>> No.9107457

>plain mayo

O.K. tier condiment, has its uses, like fixing the dryness of a sandwich. also classic in some cultures

>mayo made yourself in a food processor + garlic a.k.a. aioli

god fucking tier condiment

>that with some grain mustard blended in

titan tier condiment

>> No.9107461

>>9106081
I do, but that's because I don't eat Hellman's, which is vile.

>> No.9107463

>>9106081
Yes, wh*te people

>> No.9107477

I like a really small amount of it sometimes on a sandwich

>> No.9107666

>>9107061
I actually hate mayo, ketchup, and mustard.

The only sauces I like are BBQ and Sriracha.

>> No.9107673

>>9106081
I do. I use Dukes or make my own. I like to use mayo when I make grill cheese. Works and tastes better than butter IMO

>> No.9107687

>>9107450
Thanks famalam. Will make sure to order a truck from Japan.