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>> No.9102181

Too ebin for moi

>> No.9102184

Can we please not ruin another potentially good thread with Jack?

>> No.9102186

Inception burger.

Burger within a burger

>> No.9102190

Those tomatoes look like shit. I hate mushy tomatoes.

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>> No.9102294

Fuck now I want McDonalds.

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>> No.9102315

>imagine being so completely surrounded by bugs that if you swing a pot around, you catch 100 of them.

I wonder how ebola spreads so fast

>> No.9102316

How did it taste?

>> No.9102318

Pure fucking protein.
That reminds me of that train movie where they feed all the poor people gelatinous bricks of insect meal.

>> No.9102321

Its meat, so I'd eat it.

Wouldn't be that bad I don't think, and if it were I'd just drown it in spices like an Indian or Mexican does to cover their shit tier food.

>> No.9102324

That fat faggot eats straight mayo. Any food advice should be an automatically disqualified.

>> No.9102326

>A fucking non-Newtonian fluid for batter
This is Jack right?

>> No.9102328

i wonder what that tastes like

>> No.9102330

Peanut butter chicken?

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I thought you'd never ask!

>> No.9102349

>steak from the Dollar Tree

>> No.9102350
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>Way more batter than he needs
>ice-cold oil
I still rage every time.

>> No.9102362

Looks way undercooked. I'm surprised this dude isn't in a constant state of food poisoning hell. He must only be able to get off the toilet long enough to make these fucking videos.

>> No.9102364

Doesn't jack have a YouTube channel?
Why don't you just go there and watch videos and post in the comments instead of posting the same thing over and over here?

>> No.9102366

I'm more impressed that he somehow undercooked a 1/4in thick "steak".

>> No.9102371

I'm not being funny that would be ideal for a broke college kid.
>Buy some noodles
>buy this shit
>season the meat a bit and fry it.
>Cut it into slices
>Maybe add an egg

You've got yourself a decent meal for under £3.

>> No.9102373

It's not even 1/4 lbs of meat.

>> No.9102377


Are you implying that ebola can spread through mosquitos or other bugs?

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Reminds me of the Ultimeatum

>> No.9102402

I don't understand how he can be this bad. Are all of his viewers ironic? I would want to see the demos of the average Jack viewer. Age? Political party? Country?

>> No.9102407

disgusting to most but they probably do this either out of necessity or tradition or both
if eating an insect burger meant not starving i'd eat it

>> No.9102419

Snowpiercer was fantastic. Reminds me of when they used to eat grasshoppers/locusts with honey, fuck soylent.

>> No.9102444

You can't get (You)s that way.

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>> No.9102463

someone delet this board already

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>> No.9102474

If someone ate part of that bug burger, spit it out, then you ate it maybe you could.
TBF they were probably thinking of malaria or zika

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Looks dry as shit. How do you fuck up frying a burger that bad?

>> No.9102495

holy shit this is depressing

>> No.9102496

I wouldn't turn down a bug burger. I can't imagine it tasting too bad.

>> No.9102599
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Yum bugs

>> No.9102627

good lord this makes me uncomfortable

>> No.9102637

Look, it's perfectly hygienic: he's wearing gloves.

>> No.9102642

What episode is this?

>> No.9102645

are those bees?

>> No.9102653

>battering in non-newtonian fluids
Is this the final redpill?

>> No.9102658

Yeah, you can find the video on YouTube if you search for "chinese cooking bees".

>> No.9102665

Cornstarch batters are common in Chinese-American fried dishes, you niggers.

>> No.9102673

jesus christ is everyting smothered in honey?

>> No.9102679

Maybe if you actually make a proper batter instead of a batch of seasoned oobleck

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>seasoned oobleck

>> No.9102704

Wtf are they wopses?

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>> No.9102793

what braindead retard can't conceive of fluid displacement and heating oil

>> No.9102794
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Did that chicken turn into fucking beef?

>> No.9102802

No wonder they all have aids

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>more oil than gulf of mexico

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>> No.9102832

I saw this. But I didn't get it

>> No.9102840

hes talking about the black people not the insects

>> No.9102844

Oh that's a bit of a let down for 33 replies

>> No.9102854

I know this, but surely it's not supposed to be so fucking thick that Sir Isaac Newton couldn't predict how it would behave in regards to the laws of physics.The only thing thicker than the stuff in that video is Jack's skull.

>> No.9102862

lmao double digit IQ boonie flyover faggot "IF ITS MEAT IIID EAT IT AHYUKK"

>> No.9102878


pre mediocre joke desu

>> No.9102880

>When you're too lazy to farm

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>> No.9102887

What's the French name for this technique?

>> No.9102898

Better send them more food.

>> No.9102902

Confit a la crétin

>> No.9102905

Dep fry ala bouef

>> No.9102908

>Now that the butter is burning, we're going to slap the steak in the pan. The harder the better. We want to splash that hot liquid fucking everywhere

I get triggered everytime he just throws shit in hot oil/butter.

>> No.9102915

t. reddit

>> No.9102928

>now you got to flip that motherfucker like it murdered your family

>> No.9102945


With the slap chop, you can slap your troubles away

>> No.9102955

b-but aren't mosquitoes full of human blood they've sucked?

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this isn't a webm thread... it's goddamn gore thread

>> No.9102966

Those aren't mosquitos.

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>> No.9103074

t. scum beneath my boot

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I'm pretty sure Jack's cooking "skills" are self-taught. Either that or he's dumb as shit

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It's not taught at all because he has learned nothing

>> No.9103121

A perfectly seared steak

>> No.9103126

Does he know hes retarted?

>> No.9103129

Jack never cooks except for when he's recording for YouTube.
There was that show where he was supposed to have a barbecue cookoff to pitch his stupid sauces, but he had no idea what he was doing and ended up just shilling his YouTube channel to the crowd instead.

>> No.9103135


Sioux Che'if Poquercasino

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>> No.9103146

I saw snippets of that particular pitch on a Youtube video. I remember he burst into tears to appeal the investors, making it twice as awkward

>> No.9103148

yes he knows hes retartet you stupit retart

>> No.9103149

>no pickles
just fuck my shit up famalam

>> No.9103179

Are the bees supposed to be there? Is that part of the appeal?

>> No.9103214

snowpiercer was great, god damn

>> No.9103215

Name of that video?

>> No.9103217

fuck sakes

>> No.9103223
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>> No.9103224

What's up with you?

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>> No.9103231

Boifu material right there

>> No.9103385

It's just free protein brah gotta get them gains.

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>How do you get the crust so fizzy?

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>> No.9103469

what is china doing in this place again?

>> No.9103491

eh this wasnt that funny desu

>> No.9103492
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Does anyone have that Webm of that Mexican stand/restaurant where the guy was putting ramen noodles, doritos and other shit on top of each other and it just got worse as it progressed?

I thought I saved it but I couldn't find it.

>> No.9103512


Dat some Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad?

>> No.9103530

Don't worry, someone will post it soon. They post it literally every single time.

>> No.9103531

aunt myrna has a lot to answer for

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>> No.9103587

Came here to say this exact thing.
Literally just wait 5 minutes.

>> No.9103613


I just don't understand this behavior.
Everyone fucks up and does stupid shit. When you make a mistake you evaluate what went wrong and make an effort to do better in the future it's called learning. Jack and people like him seem to completely lack in this ability I just truly do not understand how these people have managed to live up until this point.

>> No.9103630

No homo but I would suck his dick.

>> No.9103636

>I just don't understand this behavior.

It's an act. It's done on purpose to make the videos appeal to that segment of the population who like watching fail/cringe videos.

>> No.9103653

the way he just drops it makes me so fucking mad

i don't know why

>> No.9103676


I'm not so sure. Have you seen how this guy acts in public in his restaurant reviews? He's a giant manchild.

>> No.9103680

pol is trash, duh

>> No.9103685

and why couldn't that still be part of his act?

>> No.9103699

thats so fucking cool, link to the documentary?

>> No.9103703

Don't have a link to the whole thing but here's the same clip with narration at least

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>7x the protein of a burger

shieet that explains yakub

>> No.9103758

>Waving pans around instead of using a fine mesh
It's like they want to starve or something

>> No.9103768

What in the 7 hells is this?

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>> No.9103788

>yfw you accidentally order something bee instead of beer battered

>> No.9103790

Black power ideas + ancient aliens + critical misunderstanding of history + batshit insanity

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Yeah, that seemed iffy to me as well so I looked up the nutrition facts for ground beef; about 50-55% protein.
So these patties are threehundredandfifty percent protein.
Why exactly are we not the ones getting carepackages from Africa?

>> No.9103821

Dan Brown except actually brown.

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>> No.9103831

Y tho?

>> No.9103839

>he doesn't eat sausages straight out of the condom

>> No.9103842

Bareback is dangerous anon.

>> No.9104067

Those children look so happy. I almost envy them for that.

>> No.9104073

I mean, they're probably going to think back to eating fly burgers on a summer afternoon the same way you think about hot dogs on the 4th of July.

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He may

>> No.9104086

I fucking lost it at the pizza

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Post his other webms pls.
I'd love to bend him over the grill and take him to poudtown.

>> No.9104093

I'd like some bees please. ;)

>> No.9104122

God damn, this guy is smooth as fuck.

>> No.9104129


Bugs, are almost pure protein compared with almost any other food you can find,



>Many insects are rich in protein and good fats and high in calcium, iron and zinc.

Here you have the tables.


Basically: They can be composed of up to 77% of protein and up to 1200 kcal/100g fresh weight(althought around 500 or 100 seems far more normal)

And if we talk about other things like algae, their mineral concentration is also far higher than usual vegetables(about vitamins... I don't remember right now)

>> No.9104173

I don't get bugposters or vitamin fags

Humans eat and cook for a hell of a lot more than just material consumption.

>> No.9104185


Which one do you prefer, vegan fags or bugfags?

>> No.9104188

Veganposters, because you can actually cook with their recipes or whatever, bugs it seems to me you just fry/bake them and thats it

>> No.9104191

If I make a halfpound patty of beef it has a quarter pound of protein.
How much, by the numbers I provided, protein is in a midge patty?

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>> No.9104205

>hot oil/butter
The butter never burned. That pan never got hotter than about 270 degres. When he took the steak out, the butter had not really even finished foaming. He basically steamed the steak in butter. That is that shit was grey and undercooked despite being less than 1/4" thick.

>> No.9104212


Jack is the dumbest and most ignorant person on the face of the earth. I always say he is the perfect stereotype of what the rest of the world thinks dumb americans are. Fat, loud, rude, ignorant, stupid, etc.

I still want to meme him into buying some wagyu steak or nice tuna that costs a lot of money because you know he will ruin it.

>> No.9104219

It's an act

He knows his reputation and plays to it. If you watch the videos where he appears to eat raw food you'll notice he never actually directly eats something that's shown as raw. Stop embarrassing us Europeans with your idiocy

>> No.9104246

>the hand making that burger

>> No.9104281

the man that created you white boi

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>> No.9104375

Extreme creampie.webm

>> No.9104389

What the fuck is he doing?

>> No.9104399

Is this a porno?

>> No.9104401

no it is a cookie show

>> No.9104403

Damn, I was so fucking scared he will fuck up.

>> No.9104408

Hello, newfag.
Enjoy your time here.

>> No.9104418

Not even once does she look at the camera. Not even when presenting the food.
I don't know why this bothered me.

>> No.9104422

they have chickens, why are they eating mosquitos?

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because it is a kino cooking show and not some artsy shit with 100 camera angles

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in poorfag countries with no refrigeration you have to eat the entire chicken at once so you save that shit till christmas or something

>> No.9104438

I had to watch again to look at her face, it wasn't till the end there that i saw she was making tacos

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>> No.9104482

I like my pastries like I like my women

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>> No.9104600

That's the bees kneads

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>> No.9104604

Ja/ck/ is beyond your puny mortal illnesses. Pray you never see his finger when he takes that fucking ring off.

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>> No.9104627

That steak is over cooked

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why the fuck did she stab an ice cream in my eye?

>> No.9104634

>haz deporte

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>> No.9104641

Got more salt on his arm than the meat, fucking twat

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>> No.9104650

Sweden, God love them.

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You have a camera for a face, its not the end of the world

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>> No.9104671

She's Swiss

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>> No.9104675

Seriously though, what's the point of these? Are you supposed to scrape that shit off the table and eat it, or just look at it?

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>> No.9104680

>what's the point of these?

>>Are you supposed to scrape that shit off the table and eat it

Fine dining is entertainment, anon.

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It's a deconstruction of a meal. I have one with audio where they explain it as they make it. It's art imitating food imitating art.

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>> No.9104690

so how the hell are you supposed to eat that?

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>> No.9104698

What is her hourly rate? How many pornos has she done?

>> No.9104701

Regardless of her nationality she's in Sweden.

>> No.9104716

nigga id eat that

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found the american

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Even Jack is only a man.

>> No.9104757

>hebrew national

>> No.9104761


Is jack one of the tribe?

>> No.9104762

I wonder how much wendy's spent on this subversive porn marketing that has absolutely permeated the net lately.

>> No.9104773

He is 100% goyim

>> No.9104779

I don't know what you're talking about, could you post some examples?

>> No.9104785

too lewd for /ck/

>> No.9104788

you can get a shit ton of meals for under 3 money if you do it right.
But I almost puked from the shit in the video. that's how you ruin a piece of meat that could've been tasty otherwise.
A cow (I guess it's cow) died for THIS

>> No.9104789

I'm sure your folder is full to the brim, shill.

>> No.9104791

It was all fan art, but the woman running the twitter quit/got fired, I think she quit because she got a stalker, but the shit that went down was amazing.

>> No.9104802

She's a gaming commentator for Blizzard

>> No.9104803
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>> No.9104809
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An imgur link is fine.

I'm just your average anoonymouse hacker, one of you guys.

>> No.9104812

NANI?! What magic is this??????

>> No.9104814

this. fresh red meat doesn't need to be cooked

>> No.9104818

>I will be disappointed if there wasn't any lime on lime action
>I was not disappointed

>> No.9104825


What magic? It's a wok filled with very hot sand.

>> No.9104832

How does the fuckin pot thing fill each time???

>> No.9104844


The sand is extremely hot like a stove top, the small kettle has hot water and coffee grinds in it that rapidly boil and bubble upwards

>> No.9104845

If it's boiling temperature anyway, why doesn't he put the whole thing in? Does doing that really improve the taste?

>> No.9104847


It doesn't fill. It boils from contacting the hot sand. What you're seeing is the foam from boiling, not actual liquid filling.

>> No.9104849


That looks fucking awesome, I'd order that if I was piss drunk and regret nothing

>> No.9104852

>why doesn't he put the whole thing in? Does doing that really improve the taste?

Heck if I know. It might purely be for showing off.

>> No.9104868

neato. Does it taste any better than what a cuisinart coffee maker will spit out?

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>> No.9104873

I've never had it.

But I would imagine that just about anything would do a better job than a typical drip machine.

>> No.9104879

>when the meatball is too dank and the weed is too spicy

>> No.9104885

You're being trolled. Jack is a joke, he knows he's a joke, but he gets views by playing the retard. He'll never admit it but I guarantee he laughs about the shit frustrated people say about him

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>> No.9104899

good lord. 5/5 OP.

>> No.9104900

lol, the guy was looking suave till about 0:17s when he just looks like a massive fag. Cane never take him seriously again.

>> No.9104907

I see you didn't answer my questions... being a commentator does not preclude you from also being a slut/whore.

>> No.9104911

>he doesn't kiss his meat before grilling it

Look at this homo

>> No.9104912

The implication being thaat she has a regular job so is unlikely to be involved in either the porn or whoring businesses

>> No.9104914

>slut shaming
Back to /pol/

>> No.9104915

>wen u nutt but she kepp suking

>> No.9104922


And he somehow made is worse.

>> No.9104932

>regular job
>doesn't escort during her free time
>doesn't have sugar daddies in several countries

Plenty of girls in Europe do this, I think you might be surprised.

Actually, I'm asking to see if I could hire her. I travel around Europe fairly often so it wouldn't be out of the question... and honestly many of the pretty girls you see around clubs or even just on instagram are available for a price. I don't go to /pol/ anyway.

>> No.9104933

>Being proud of taking multiple dicks up your ass

>> No.9104937

Poor /sip/ :(

>> No.9104942

I admire your tenacious optimism.

>> No.9104945

that's about the most polite comment i've ever seen on this site. thank you

>> No.9104949

I want to see Jack cooking for Gordon Ramsay in a Kitchen Nightmares type situation.

>> No.9104960

He'll just avoid cooking and try to give away his stupid sauce to a production assistant or something

>> No.9104972

>Confit a la crétin
laughed so hard I shat myself

>> No.9104974


>> No.9105010
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rachael raxx

>> No.9105020
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>lotion instead of lube

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>> No.9105025

Lotion is far cheaper, works just fine

>> No.9105030

>bites into the side
>suddenly there's a clean cut, face sized bite from the top down as if it was carved with a laser
Immersion ruined.

>> No.9105031
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i can get generic kroger lube for like $1 a jar senpai

lotion makes my hand feel too soft

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>> No.9105044

uncutfag here. I just prefer lube since lotion seems too girly

>> No.9105053
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>using lube when masturbating by hand and not using any toys

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>> No.9105098

What is this called? The washed out/kinda muted filter on it

>> No.9105105

this is mexican "cuisine" you autist

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>implying there's a difference

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>> No.9105138

I can only imagine the wicked burps that must come from chugging this much at once. How do people even chug beer without a funnel? The carbonation burns my nostrils too much to drink it that fast.

>> No.9105143

>He dips it slowly, thinking it will stop it from spilling

>> No.9105145

Mexico is in America, Anon.

Read a fucking book.

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>> No.9105150

>That shirt
>That fucking hat
>He recorded himself chugging a bottle of wine
>Didn't get a friend to do it, no he recorded that shit himself
I can feel the alcoholism

>> No.9105157

She's probably going to throw all that up. This is how eating disorders are created and maintained

>> No.9105158

What's wrong with mixing Skittles and M&Ms? They're both great candies.

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>> No.9105172

I fucking hate this fat cunt's stupid fucking face

>> No.9105175

im a chef.

its making you mad because it's really disrespectful to the food. I get so fucking angry watching this man spend a bunch of money on decent products (obviously not the $1 ribeye) and then just treating it like a fucking baboon.

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>96% lean 4% fat

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one is a chocolate and the other is a chewy thing. they don't mix

>> No.9105190

Wait what?

>> No.9105194


>> No.9105197

eh, i always tap my knife a bit before slicing. whats the problem?

>> No.9105199

I thought I was the only one!
>Fat as fuck
>Man face
>transvestite-tier makeup
>smug fucking grin when she licks the cream: "yeah you know you want this"

What a human piece of trash.

>> No.9105201

Maybe she has a perfect mouth for the succ

>> No.9105204

>fucked up teeth

>> No.9105231

somehow, watching HtB literally waste food is less painful than this

I always thought that when in anime there were characters that could turn food into bioweapons was exaggerated, i didn't know of jack back then.

>> No.9105240

Turkish, actually.

>> No.9105261

That ain't Ja/ck/

>> No.9105266

whats her name?

>> No.9105273

"""""general tso's chicken"""""

>> No.9105315

holy fuck i came

>> No.9105359

>a shit tonne of crew and science experts on the show and no one studied about fucking glass, let alone cooking

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amanda love

>> No.9105413

Jack webms are literally just one poster, right? I'd believe it was multiple people if it had been a thing that was popular for a while, and then sort of faded, but the consistency with which a thread like this must be half jack shit tells me that it's a single genuinely autistic poster, and I honestly would not be sad if they died.

>> No.9105444
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I am not a shill but i am also the guy who posts the titcows and i love jack for his physical comedy

>> No.9105486
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Ja/ck/ posters are legion, my friend

>> No.9105517

there's atleast a dozen of us

>> No.9105525

>Not knowing that Jack is actually a sentient Salmonella colony

>> No.9105588

What I want to know is where he got that knife from. That shit is sharp as fuck

>> No.9105686

>cold oil
>dropping meat that way so the oil splashes towards himself

>> No.9105761

I'm glad that Chipotle is healthy with no GMOs in it tee hee

>> No.9105767

Is that the girl who dated 2GD?

>> No.9105804

why does this give me a chub?

>> No.9105964

His stuff that isn't loli, gay/trap, or beastiality/interracial is pretty good.

>> No.9105973


>> No.9105979

Why did it break?

>> No.9106008
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>he likes piercings

>> No.9106026

I don't mind them but they aren't a fetish of mine.

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Fresh Jordans

>> No.9106047

How the fuck does he manage to make that paper thin meat glue strip look undercooked..

>> No.9106062

Ever get that feeling of deja vu

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>Puts his fucking phone in the raw meat container

>> No.9106115
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I like you.

>> No.9106172

I'm convinced Ja/ck/ has an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex for an adult

>> No.9106222

Disgusting as fuck.

>> No.9106462

With your mouth.

>> No.9106477

Can't put that glass on a direct flame

Adam has been cooking all of his life

Perfect Omelettes

Best way to sear steak

>> No.9106485

fuck whoever invented dorilocos

>> No.9106509

This shit right here gets me. He must be mentally deficient, he's increasing the chances of getting burned tenfold, and he's making a huge ass mess

>> No.9106812

>Can't put that glass on a direct flame
How come? Is the heat difference between what's touching the flame and what's still room temp too much? Thermal shock?

>> No.9106984

Jesus Christ this man's incompetence is staggering

>> No.9107244

>them sleeves
>shitty chinese bladed weapons on the walls
>two shitty tvs stacked on top of each other

this is the kind of freak I've been looking for

>> No.9107262


Some of those knives are surprisingly not shitty, I see what is definitely a Spyderco Spyderfly, and what looks like a benchmade model 42 (hard to tell with the quality,) both of which are pretty high quality knives.

>> No.9107267

k pls go

>> No.9107281


Don't lump me in with those faggots, I just like butterfly knives.

>> No.9107294

it helps if you drink something to numb your throat so you can just keep drinking

>> No.9107299

Fuck off back to plebbit

>> No.9107312

>posting a Caeser
>the standard all-Canadian cocktail

>> No.9107319

>that'll be $342.69 plus tip

>> No.9107320

You guys ever been to germany? That's a typical workday afternoon for us.

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