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>>9102169Too ebin for moi
Can we please not ruin another potentially good thread with Jack?
>>9102169Inception burger.Burger within a burger
>>9102169Those tomatoes look like shit. I hate mushy tomatoes.
>>9102169Fuck now I want McDonalds.
>>9102186that's right XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>9102301>imagine being so completely surrounded by bugs that if you swing a pot around, you catch 100 of them.I wonder how ebola spreads so fast
>>9102301How did it taste?
>>9102301Pure fucking protein.That reminds me of that train movie where they feed all the poor people gelatinous bricks of insect meal.
>>9102301Its meat, so I'd eat it.Wouldn't be that bad I don't think, and if it were I'd just drown it in spices like an Indian or Mexican does to cover their shit tier food.
>>9102219That fat faggot eats straight mayo. Any food advice should be an automatically disqualified.
>>9102228>A fucking non-Newtonian fluid for batterThis is Jack right?
>>9102301i wonder what that tastes like
>>9102228Peanut butter chicken?
>>9102184>JackI thought you'd never ask!
>>9102345>steak from the Dollar Tree
>>9102196>Way more batter than he needs>ice-cold oilI still rage every time.
>>9102345Looks way undercooked. I'm surprised this dude isn't in a constant state of food poisoning hell. He must only be able to get off the toilet long enough to make these fucking videos.
Doesn't jack have a YouTube channel? Why don't you just go there and watch videos and post in the comments instead of posting the same thing over and over here?
>>9102362I'm more impressed that he somehow undercooked a 1/4in thick "steak".
>>9102345I'm not being funny that would be ideal for a broke college kid.>Buy some noodles>buy this shit>season the meat a bit and fry it.>Cut it into slices>Maybe add an eggYou've got yourself a decent meal for under £3.
>>9102366It's not even 1/4 lbs of meat.
>>9102315Are you implying that ebola can spread through mosquitos or other bugs?
>>9102169Reminds me of the Ultimeatum
>>9102345>>9102345I don't understand how he can be this bad. Are all of his viewers ironic? I would want to see the demos of the average Jack viewer. Age? Political party? Country?
>>9102301disgusting to most but they probably do this either out of necessity or tradition or both if eating an insect burger meant not starving i'd eat it
>>9102318>ThisSnowpiercer was fantastic. Reminds me of when they used to eat grasshoppers/locusts with honey, fuck soylent.
>>9102364You can't get (You)s that way.
someone delet this board already
>>9102377If someone ate part of that bug burger, spit it out, then you ate it maybe you could.TBF they were probably thinking of malaria or zika
>>9102169Looks dry as shit. How do you fuck up frying a burger that bad?
>>9102345holy shit this is depressing
>>9102301I wouldn't turn down a bug burger. I can't imagine it tasting too bad.
>>9102599good lord this makes me uncomfortable
>>9102599Look, it's perfectly hygienic: he's wearing gloves.
>>9102228What episode is this?
>>9102599are those bees?
>>9102228>battering in non-newtonian fluidsIs this the final redpill?
>>9102645Yeah, you can find the video on YouTube if you search for "chinese cooking bees".
>>9102326>>9102653Cornstarch batters are common in Chinese-American fried dishes, you niggers.
>>9102599jesus christ is everyting smothered in honey?
>>9102665Maybe if you actually make a proper batter instead of a batch of seasoned oobleck
>>9102599Wtf are they wopses?
>>9102196what braindead retard can't conceive of fluid displacement and heating oil
>>9102459Did that chicken turn into fucking beef?
>>9102301No wonder they all have aids
>>9102459>more oil than gulf of mexico
>>9102817I saw this. But I didn't get it
>>9102832hes talking about the black people not the insects
>>9102840Oh that's a bit of a let down for 33 replies
>>9102665I know this, but surely it's not supposed to be so fucking thick that Sir Isaac Newton couldn't predict how it would behave in regards to the laws of physics.The only thing thicker than the stuff in that video is Jack's skull.
>>9102321lmao double digit IQ boonie flyover faggot "IF ITS MEAT IIID EAT IT AHYUKK"
>>9102817pre mediocre joke desu
>>9102301>When you're too lazy to farm
>>9102459What's the French name for this technique?
>>9102880Better send them more food.
>>9102887Confit a la crétin
>>9102887Dep fry ala bouef
>>9102345>Now that the butter is burning, we're going to slap the steak in the pan. The harder the better. We want to splash that hot liquid fucking everywhereI get triggered everytime he just throws shit in hot oil/butter.
>>9102345>now you got to flip that motherfucker like it murdered your family
>>9102219With the slap chop, you can slap your troubles away
>>9102301b-but aren't mosquitoes full of human blood they've sucked?
this isn't a webm thread... it's goddamn gore thread
>>9102955Those aren't mosquitos.
>>9102915t. scum beneath my boot
>>9102196>>9102345I'm pretty sure Jack's cooking "skills" are self-taught. Either that or he's dumb as shit
>>9103093It's not taught at all because he has learned nothing
>>9102345A perfectly seared steak
>>9102345Does he know hes retarted?
>>9103093Jack never cooks except for when he's recording for YouTube.There was that show where he was supposed to have a barbecue cookoff to pitch his stupid sauces, but he had no idea what he was doing and ended up just shilling his YouTube channel to the crowd instead.
>>9102887Sioux Che'if Poquercasino
>>9103129I saw snippets of that particular pitch on a Youtube video. I remember he burst into tears to appeal the investors, making it twice as awkward
>>9103126yes he knows hes retartet you stupit retart
>>9102169>McDouble>tomatos>no picklesjust fuck my shit up famalam
>>9102599Are the bees supposed to be there? Is that part of the appeal?
>>9102318snowpiercer was great, god damn
>>9103129>>9103146Name of that video?
>>9103217What's up with you?
>>9103223Boifu material right there
>>9102599It's just free protein brah gotta get them gains.
>>9102599>How do you get the crust so fizzy?
>>9102301what is china doing in this place again?
>>9102817eh this wasnt that funny desu
Does anyone have that Webm of that Mexican stand/restaurant where the guy was putting ramen noodles, doritos and other shit on top of each other and it just got worse as it progressed?I thought I saved it but I couldn't find it.
>>9102203Dat some Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad?
>>9103492Don't worry, someone will post it soon. They post it literally every single time.
>>9103512aunt myrna has a lot to answer for
>>9103530Came here to say this exact thing.Literally just wait 5 minutes.
>>9102196>>9102203>>9102219>>9102228I just don't understand this behavior.Everyone fucks up and does stupid shit. When you make a mistake you evaluate what went wrong and make an effort to do better in the future it's called learning. Jack and people like him seem to completely lack in this ability I just truly do not understand how these people have managed to live up until this point.
>>9103223No homo but I would suck his dick.
>>9103613>I just don't understand this behavior.It's an act. It's done on purpose to make the videos appeal to that segment of the population who like watching fail/cringe videos.
>>9102345the way he just drops it makes me so fucking madi don't know why
>>9103636I'm not so sure. Have you seen how this guy acts in public in his restaurant reviews? He's a giant manchild.
>>9102844pol is trash, duh
>>9103676and why couldn't that still be part of his act?
>>9102301thats so fucking cool, link to the documentary?
>>9103699Don't have a link to the whole thing but here's the same clip with narration at leasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjqAajbrPE
>>9103703 >7x the protein of a burgershieet that explains yakub
>>9102301>Waving pans around instead of using a fine meshIt's like they want to starve or something
>>9103729What in the 7 hells is this?
>>9103729WE WUZ TALOSIANZ
>>9102599>yfw you accidentally order something bee instead of beer battered
>>9103768Black power ideas + ancient aliens + critical misunderstanding of history + batshit insanity
>>9103729>BOY YOU GODeverytime.
>>9103729Yeah, that seemed iffy to me as well so I looked up the nutrition facts for ground beef; about 50-55% protein.So these patties are threehundredandfifty percent protein. Why exactly are we not the ones getting carepackages from Africa?
>>9103768Dan Brown except actually brown.
>>9103831>he doesn't eat sausages straight out of the condomfag
>>9103839Bareback is dangerous anon.
>>9102301Those children look so happy. I almost envy them for that.
>>9104067I mean, they're probably going to think back to eating fly burgers on a summer afternoon the same way you think about hot dogs on the 4th of July.
>>9103576I fucking lost it at the pizza
>>9103223Post his other webms pls. >>9103231I'd love to bend him over the grill and take him to poudtown.
>>9102599I'd like some bees please. ;)
>>9103223God damn, this guy is smooth as fuck.
>>9103804Bugs, are almost pure protein compared with almost any other food you can find, http://www.fao.org/docrep/018/i3253e/i3253e00.htmhttp://www.fao.org/docrep/018/i3253e/i3253e01.pdf>Many insects are rich in protein and good fats and high in calcium, iron and zinc.Here you have the tables.>http://www.fao.org/docrep/018/i3253e/i3253e06.pdfBasically: They can be composed of up to 77% of protein and up to 1200 kcal/100g fresh weight(althought around 500 or 100 seems far more normal)And if we talk about other things like algae, their mineral concentration is also far higher than usual vegetables(about vitamins... I don't remember right now)
>>9104129I don't get bugposters or vitamin fagsHumans eat and cook for a hell of a lot more than just material consumption.
>>9104173Which one do you prefer, vegan fags or bugfags?
>>9104185Veganposters, because you can actually cook with their recipes or whatever, bugs it seems to me you just fry/bake them and thats it
>>9104129If I make a halfpound patty of beef it has a quarter pound of protein.How much, by the numbers I provided, protein is in a midge patty?
>>9102908>hot oil/butterThe butter never burned. That pan never got hotter than about 270 degres. When he took the steak out, the butter had not really even finished foaming. He basically steamed the steak in butter. That is that shit was grey and undercooked despite being less than 1/4" thick.
>>9102228>>9102326>>9102642>>9102653>>9103613Jack is the dumbest and most ignorant person on the face of the earth. I always say he is the perfect stereotype of what the rest of the world thinks dumb americans are. Fat, loud, rude, ignorant, stupid, etc.I still want to meme him into buying some wagyu steak or nice tuna that costs a lot of money because you know he will ruin it.
>>9104212It's an actHe knows his reputation and plays to it. If you watch the videos where he appears to eat raw food you'll notice he never actually directly eats something that's shown as raw. Stop embarrassing us Europeans with your idiocy
>>9102169>the hand making that burger
>>9103768the man that created you white boi
>>9103018What the fuck is he doing?
>>9104361Is this a porno?
>>9104399no it is a cookie show
>>9104195Damn, I was so fucking scared he will fuck up.
>>9104389Hello, newfag.Enjoy your time here.
>>9104361Not even once does she look at the camera. Not even when presenting the food. I don't know why this bothered me.
>>9102301they have chickens, why are they eating mosquitos?
>>9104418because it is a kino cooking show and not some artsy shit with 100 camera angles
>>9104422in poorfag countries with no refrigeration you have to eat the entire chicken at once so you save that shit till christmas or something
>>9104418I had to watch again to look at her face, it wasn't till the end there that i saw she was making tacos
>>9102599I like my pastries like I like my womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo
>>9102599WHY IS THIS
>>9102599That's the bees kneads
>>9102362Ja/ck/ is beyond your puny mortal illnesses. Pray you never see his finger when he takes that fucking ring off.
>>9104618That steak is over cooked
>>9104501why the fuck did she stab an ice cream in my eye?
>>9104195Got more salt on his arm than the meat, fucking twat
>>9104501Sweden, God love them.
>>9104630You have a camera for a face, its not the end of the world
>>9104622>>9104642Seriously though, what's the point of these? Are you supposed to scrape that shit off the table and eat it, or just look at it?
>>9104675>what's the point of these?Novelty.>>Are you supposed to scrape that shit off the table and eat itYes.Fine dining is entertainment, anon.
>>9104675It's a deconstruction of a meal. I have one with audio where they explain it as they make it. It's art imitating food imitating art.
>>9104681so how the hell are you supposed to eat that?
>>9104671What is her hourly rate? How many pornos has she done?
>>9104671Regardless of her nationality she's in Sweden.
>>9104603nigga id eat that
>>9104716found the american
>>9104604Even Jack is only a man.
>>9104757>hebrewIs jack one of the tribe?
>>9104676I wonder how much wendy's spent on this subversive porn marketing that has absolutely permeated the net lately.
>>9104761He is 100% goyim
>>9104762I don't know what you're talking about, could you post some examples?
>>9104779too lewd for /ck/
>>9102371you can get a shit ton of meals for under 3 money if you do it right. But I almost puked from the shit in the video. that's how you ruin a piece of meat that could've been tasty otherwise. A cow (I guess it's cow) died for THIS
>>9104779I'm sure your folder is full to the brim, shill.
>>9104762It was all fan art, but the woman running the twitter quit/got fired, I think she quit because she got a stalker, but the shit that went down was amazing.
>>9104698She's a gaming commentator for Blizzard
>>9104785An imgur link is fine.>>9104789I'm just your average anoonymouse hacker, one of you guys.
>>9104806NANI?! What magic is this??????
>>9104803this. fresh red meat doesn't need to be cooked
>>9104598>I will be disappointed if there wasn't any lime on lime action>I was not disappointed
>>9104812What magic? It's a wok filled with very hot sand.
>>9104825How does the fuckin pot thing fill each time???
>>9104812The sand is extremely hot like a stove top, the small kettle has hot water and coffee grinds in it that rapidly boil and bubble upwards
>>9104806If it's boiling temperature anyway, why doesn't he put the whole thing in? Does doing that really improve the taste?
>>9104832It doesn't fill. It boils from contacting the hot sand. What you're seeing is the foam from boiling, not actual liquid filling.
>>9104731That looks fucking awesome, I'd order that if I was piss drunk and regret nothing
>>9104845>why doesn't he put the whole thing in? Does doing that really improve the taste?Heck if I know. It might purely be for showing off.
>>9104844>>9104847neato. Does it taste any better than what a cuisinart coffee maker will spit out?
>>9104868I've never had it.But I would imagine that just about anything would do a better job than a typical drip machine.
>>9103462>when the meatball is too dank and the weed is too spicy
>>9103613You're being trolled. Jack is a joke, he knows he's a joke, but he gets views by playing the retard. He'll never admit it but I guarantee he laughs about the shit frustrated people say about him
>>9102169good lord. 5/5 OP.
>>9103223lol, the guy was looking suave till about 0:17s when he just looks like a massive fag. Cane never take him seriously again.
>>9104802I see you didn't answer my questions... being a commentator does not preclude you from also being a slut/whore.
>>9104900>he doesn't kiss his meat before grilling itLook at this homo
>>9104907The implication being thaat she has a regular job so is unlikely to be involved in either the porn or whoring businesses
>>9104907>slut shamingBack to /pol/
>>9104696>wen u nutt but she kepp suking
>>9102349And he somehow made is worse.
>>9104912>commentator>regular job>doesn't escort during her free time>doesn't have sugar daddies in several countriesPlenty of girls in Europe do this, I think you might be surprised.>>9104914Actually, I'm asking to see if I could hire her. I travel around Europe fairly often so it wouldn't be out of the question... and honestly many of the pretty girls you see around clubs or even just on instagram are available for a price. I don't go to /pol/ anyway.
>>9104914>Being proud of taking multiple dicks up your ass>>>/Tumblr/
>>9104696Poor /sip/ :(
>>9104885I admire your tenacious optimism.
>>9104942that's about the most polite comment i've ever seen on this site. thank you
I want to see Jack cooking for Gordon Ramsay in a Kitchen Nightmares type situation.
>>9104949He'll just avoid cooking and try to give away his stupid sauce to a production assistant or something
>>9102902>Confit a la crétinlaughed so hard I shat myself
>>9104676>lotion instead of lube
>>9105020Lotion is far cheaper, works just fine
>>9105010>bites into the side>suddenly there's a clean cut, face sized bite from the top down as if it was carved with a laserImmersion ruined.
>>9105025i can get generic kroger lube for like $1 a jar senpailotion makes my hand feel too soft
>>9105038uncutfag here. I just prefer lube since lotion seems too girly
>>9105044>uncut>using lube when masturbating by hand and not using any toys
>>9104501What is this called? The washed out/kinda muted filter on it
>>9104534>>9104542>>9104549>>9104553>>9104558>>9104560>>9104570>>9104580>>9104585this is mexican "cuisine" you autist
>>9105105>implying there's a difference
>>9105020>>9105023>>9105031I can only imagine the wicked burps that must come from chugging this much at once. How do people even chug beer without a funnel? The carbonation burns my nostrils too much to drink it that fast.
>>9102196>He dips it slowly, thinking it will stop it from spilling
>>9105105Mexico is in America, Anon.Read a fucking book.
>>9104372>That shirt>That fucking hat>He recorded himself chugging a bottle of wine>Didn't get a friend to do it, no he recorded that shit himselfI can feel the alcoholism
>>9104441She's probably going to throw all that up. This is how eating disorders are created and maintained
>>9105149What's wrong with mixing Skittles and M&Ms? They're both great candies.
>>9104428I fucking hate this fat cunt's stupid fucking face
>>9103653im a chef.its making you mad because it's really disrespectful to the food. I get so fucking angry watching this man spend a bunch of money on decent products (obviously not the $1 ribeye) and then just treating it like a fucking baboon.
>>9102169>96% lean 4% fat
>>9105158one is a chocolate and the other is a chewy thing. they don't mix
>>9104895eh, i always tap my knife a bit before slicing. whats the problem?
>>9105172I thought I was the only one! >Fat as fuck>Man face>transvestite-tier makeup>smug fucking grin when she licks the cream: "yeah you know you want this"What a human piece of trash.
>>9105030Maybe she has a perfect mouth for the succ
>>9105199forgot>fucked up teeth
>>9102459somehow, watching HtB literally waste food is less painful than thisI always thought that when in anime there were characters that could turn food into bioweapons was exaggerated, i didn't know of jack back then.
>>9105231That ain't Ja/ck/
>>9105199>>9105204whats her name?
>>9102642"""""general tso's chicken"""""
>>9104618holy fuck i came
>>9104689>a shit tonne of crew and science experts on the show and no one studied about fucking glass, let alone cooking
Jack webms are literally just one poster, right? I'd believe it was multiple people if it had been a thing that was popular for a while, and then sort of faded, but the consistency with which a thread like this must be half jack shit tells me that it's a single genuinely autistic poster, and I honestly would not be sad if they died.
>>9105413I am not a shill but i am also the guy who posts the titcows and i love jack for his physical comedy
>>9105413Ja/ck/ posters are legion, my friend
>>9105413there's atleast a dozen of us
>>9102362>Not knowing that Jack is actually a sentient Salmonella colony
>>9104195What I want to know is where he got that knife from. That shit is sharp as fuck
>>9104649>cold oil>dropping meat that way so the oil splashes towards himself
>>9104352I'm glad that Chipotle is healthy with no GMOs in it tee hee
>>9104501Is that the girl who dated 2GD?
>>9104615why does this give me a chub?
>>9104683His stuff that isn't loli, gay/trap, or beastiality/interracial is pretty good.
>>9104689Why did it break?
>>9105964>he likes piercings
>>9106008I don't mind them but they aren't a fetish of mine.
>>9102345How the fuck does he manage to make that paper thin meat glue strip look undercooked..
>>9104501Ever get that feeling of deja vu
>>9105486>Puts his fucking phone in the raw meat container
>>9103785I like you.
>>9106097I'm convinced Ja/ck/ has an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex for an adult
>>9104664>bestialityDisgusting as fuck.
>>9104690With your mouth.
>>9105979Can't put that glass on a direct flame>>9105359Adam has been cooking all of his lifePerfect Omeletteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dGBRGtyzX0Best way to sear steakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1x0O-bhrw
>>9104580fuck whoever invented dorilocos
>>9104644This shit right here gets me. He must be mentally deficient, he's increasing the chances of getting burned tenfold, and he's making a huge ass mess
>>9106477>Can't put that glass on a direct flameHow come? Is the heat difference between what's touching the flame and what's still room temp too much? Thermal shock?
>>9104668Jesus Christ this man's incompetence is staggering
>>9105031>them sleeves>shitty chinese bladed weapons on the walls>two shitty tvs stacked on top of each otherthis is the kind of freak I've been looking for
>>9107244Some of those knives are surprisingly not shitty, I see what is definitely a Spyderco Spyderfly, and what looks like a benchmade model 42 (hard to tell with the quality,) both of which are pretty high quality knives.
>>9107262k pls go
>>9107267Don't lump me in with those faggots, I just like butterfly knives.
>>9105138it helps if you drink something to numb your throat so you can just keep drinking
>>9103587Fuck off back to plebbit
>>9104731>posting a Caeser>the standard all-Canadian cocktail>americankek
>>9104642>that'll be $342.69 plus tip
>>9105020>>9105138You guys ever been to germany? That's a typical workday afternoon for us.