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9101291 No.9101291 [Reply] [Original]

I fucking hate all of you
I bought this, for 2.99 plus deposit and tax and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted
Fuck all of you and the /sip/ meme

>> No.9101301

yes

>> No.9101328

>>9101291
The black one is the only drinkable /sip/.

>> No.9101361
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9101361

>>9101291
WELL LADS, THIS IS NOW A /SIP/ GENERAL
POST'EM 'N' TOAST'EM

S I P B O Y S

>> No.9101373
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9101373

>>9101328

>> No.9101378

Yeah the white one is fucking disgusting, like drinking a bottle of dissolved stevia

>> No.9101387

>>9101361
>Not drinking the Pomegranate Acai
That's where you fucked up man

>> No.9101389
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9101389

Can i get my sip rated?

Pic relates

>> No.9101404

>>9101387
I enjoy them both. They are both excellent /sips/.

>> No.9101408

not out fault you were raised to like the taste of shit only

>> No.9101409

>>9101404
If you can track down the black cherry it's also a good /sip/

>> No.9101411
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9101411

>>9101291
>2.99 plus deposit

sucker

>> No.9101416

>>9101409
There's an orange one too apparently, which I haven't had. Whole Foods here has a pretty wide selection from that brand.

>> No.9101424

>>9101389
>xD/10

>> No.9101428

>>9101411
Off to snort these bitches

>> No.9101434

>>9101411
what aisle?

>> No.9101439

>>9101434
It's in with the Kool-Aid packets.

>> No.9101443

>>9101439
Thanks

>> No.9101451

>>9101411
>1g carbs = 0% DV = x
>49g = 16% DV = y
> x*n = y must be true for some value n
> n = undefined

???

>> No.9101453
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9101453

>>9101291

Sipping str8 from the data center.

>> No.9101496

>falling for the shills
I don't even know why I didn't filter sip yet. Well, I'm doing it now.

>> No.9101511

>>9101496
Bye faggot

>> No.9101539

>>9101511
Don't you ever reply to my post ever again

>> No.9101555
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9101555

>>9101539
Don't ever post in my thread again

>> No.9101581
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9101581

Anyone have access to xyience? They are pretty good sips.

>> No.9101594
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9101594

Not the most effective, but easily the best tasting sip.

>> No.9101601
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9101601

>>9101291
>plus tax plus deposit

Do they really add this on at the register in 3dd world countries?

>> No.9101609

>>9101581
My favs. Works well. Helps me though Chrons inflammations.

No jitters. No gut rot. Lots of vitamin b (more than I've ever seen) so I can focus like a mofo for 12 hours no sweat if I sip on 2.

>> No.9101644

>>9101555
Stay out of this faggot

>> No.9101660

>>9101291
>$2.99

where the hell do you live? Monster costs $4.50 here before tax.

>> No.9101673

>>9101660
Western NY

>> No.9101967

>>9101660
they cost like 1.88 at walmart you cucks

>> No.9102022

>>9101411
You gotta but them in bulk guy.

>> No.9102025
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9102025

>>9101291
It's almost like /sip/ is just a style of shitposting used to ironically make fun of frat guys and "gamer fuel" addicts or something.

>> No.9102038

>>9101673
I'm upstate too but Monster zero is only 2/$4 at nearly every convenience mart. There's off brand sips @ 2/$3 at some places.

>> No.9102048
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9102048

>>9101291
>When you gotta troll your retarded base into buying /sips at 5:15 but you gotta take healthcare away from the same retards at 5:20.

>> No.9102050

>>9102038
Bought it at (((tops)))

>> No.9102075

>>9102050
I can't figure out how Tops is still around. Both Wegmans and Walmart beat Tops on quality and price on most everything.

>> No.9102112

>>9101411
They actually sell packets of generic drink mix with that much caffeine? How have I not seen this?
>>9102025
>shilling some meme energy drink is okay if it's ironic shitposting
Boring.

>> No.9102116
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9102116

im enjoying my first rip of the day

how about you /ck/?

>> No.9102124

>>9102112

yeah, it's a surprisingly nice energy mix for a generic product

>> No.9102138

>>9102075
>Wegmans
Too poor around here

>> No.9102150
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9102150

>>9102116

He gone git wetttt nice sip mello

>> No.9102163

>>9101660
They are 2 for $4 at every convenience store I've ever been in.

>> No.9102310
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9102310

I drank a Monster once. The normal regular black one whatever it's called. Tasted like a can of coke that someone had dropped a cigarette into.

Pic related is the goat sip.

>> No.9102342

the smell of energy drinks is worse than shit. at least shit you know what to do with. that sweet sick aroma, perhaps the b vitamins, is horrible. id rather breath second hand smoke. hell, ill light up to kill the smell. and in a mixed drink? nigga you crazy.

>> No.9102347
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9102347

best drink ever. red ribbon/natrona makes a pennsylvania punch from the recipe. i have not tried the actual reincarnation. this was the bomb in the 30s or so. its grape punch, no carbonation. yes, its really good enough to mention.

>> No.9102352

>>9102310
Mah nigger, V is my jam. I was on 6 cans of that a day until I was diagnosed with diabetes. How I miss it.

>> No.9102361
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9102361

>>9102352
>until I was diagnosed with diabetes

This is why we sip.

RIP your beetus

>> No.9102413

>>9101291
You fell for the meme, dumb nigger. Original green is the best

>> No.9102423

>>9102352
They make a sugar free version don't they?

>> No.9102445
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9102445

>>9102352

You need those sugar free /sips/.

>> No.9102592
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9102592

Pic related is slowly becoming my favorite /sip/

>> No.9102619
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9102619

>>9102048
>left wing cuckie tries to make a funny meme but fails miserably

>> No.9102639
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9102639

>>9102619
>moderate rustling

Let's try on nepotismSwamp.jpg and see if we can crank up the rekt factor.

>> No.9102647

>>9102592
best just low on caf

>> No.9102885
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9102885

>drinking Monster

>> No.9102900
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9102900

This. I buy online, and comes out to 2.13 per can, no extra tax or crv included.

>> No.9103060

>>9101660
And I thought everything was expensive here in a Australia. Literally like 2 bucks

>> No.9103081

>>9102639

>somebody created this image
>you actually saved it

Do you realize how much of a loser you are?

>> No.9103257

>>9103060
>365ml bottle of V
>anywhere from $4 to $5 depending on where you buy them

Everything is expensive here. Although there's this little independent grocery shop in the suburbs near my house that sells them for $3.50 but there's never anyone in there and that 50c that I would save by going in there is totally negated by how fucking depressing it is to see the little asian dude's face light up at the prospect of having a customer.

>> No.9103397

>>9103257
>totally negated by how fucking depressing it is to see the little asian dude's face light up at the prospect of having a customer.

Isn't more sad for you to not go and he loses one of the few customers he has? Support local business.

>> No.9103400

>>9101291
All energy drinks are gross, but the one that takes the cake is NOS... Man that shit smells like actual cat piss. Ive never even drank that shit because of the smell

>> No.9103834

>>9103400
>He doesn't /sip/
Gtfo

>> No.9103845

>>9103400
That shit legitimately makes me sick, i dont know how people can stomach it

>> No.9103939
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9103939

>>9101291
I saw this thread and bought one thinking it will give me energy to work out. Now I'm all shaking and anxious and shit with a stomach ache and I can't sit still, fuck this meme.

>> No.9103950

>>9101411
..fuck, I might see if I can order these off online

>> No.9103956

I only like the rockstar energy drinks because they taste the least like energy drinks. I should probably just drink regular soda or fruit juice instead.

>> No.9104080

>>9101291
Lol, you didn't drink it did you?

>> No.9104117
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9104117

>>9104080
OP here, yes I did bought pic related and thought it was better

>> No.9104338
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9104338

>>9101361
>that first megasip of the day

>> No.9104439

>>9101453
That stuff is actually pretty good. Had one after working out

>> No.9104521

>>9101601

What kinda fucking ghetto shithole doesn't have all the information of your purchase on the receipt? Dumb yellow face poster

>> No.9104702
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9104702

>>9101291
thoughts?


Personally i think it has a vile aftertaste.

>> No.9104745

>>9103939
Why would you even take that risk? It' a viral marketing meme targeted to fatasses

>> No.9104754
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9104754

Have you fuckwits heard of coffee?

>> No.9104790

>>9103081
By 4chan standards this is normal. You are just bothered

>> No.9104821

rockstar > monster
especially the mango orange passionfruit one

>> No.9104823

>>9101389

HEB/10

>> No.9105002

>>9104754
>he doesn't know about the energy drink high

>> No.9105011

>>9104754
tastes like shit desu

>> No.9105403

>he didn't get the ultra violet at Dollar General for $2

>> No.9105458

>>9104521
What kind of ghetto shithole doesn't display the product's full purchase price on the shelf with taxes and any other container deposits etc already included? America.

Go grab a passport and visit a 1st world country (once you've finished your 3 jobs with 14 hour shifts at $5 per hr) and look at the products on display. You'll notice that when you check out via the register you'll pay the exact same amount that was written on the shelf price.

>> No.9105496

>>9105458
Amen.

>> No.9105604

I bought 2 of those things at the gas station and I want my fucking money back.

>> No.9105609

>>9104754
Exactly! .......or maybe some tea, Earle grey, hot!

>> No.9105633

I drank one before a run last weekend. I was shaking for 30 minutes, then I got really tired halfway through my run. Then I wanted to throw up. I'll stick with coffee.

>> No.9105707
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9105707

where is the best place to buy sips in bulk?

>> No.9105721

>>9101389
> .0/10

>> No.9105740
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9105740

>>9104754
> falling for the coffee meme

>> No.9105787

>>9101389
0 kidney stones / 10

>> No.9105983

>>9102150
R A R E

>> No.9106030

>>9104754
*sips fedora*

>> No.9106039
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9106039

>>9103081
I made it. I didn't name it that though. I also made pic related.

>> No.9106229

Classic Red Bull is the only good energy drink.

>> No.9106406
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9106406

>>9103081
>image sharing on an image sharing site makes you a total loser

Maybe 4chan just isn't for you, buddy. Have you thought about lurking more?

SIPBOYS Local 283 reporting in!

>> No.9106419

>>9101291
I love the monster zeros. The red, blue AND white ones are all great. I much prefer them over the standard black/green can.

Also, Bawls is hands down the best energy drink ever.

>> No.9106429

>>9105707
Sam's Club and Costco.

>> No.9106724

>>9101291
I love those. I drink like 3 every day.

>> No.9106749

>>9106724
>Real sip nigga

>> No.9107227

>>9104338
put a scoby in there and make sip kombucha

>> No.9107264

How do y'all feel about the purple one? I've only tried that and the white so far, I enjoyed purple more

>> No.9107272

>4 white sips for 6

Not a bad deal desu

>> No.9107277
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9107277

>>9107264
I initially wasn't impressed by purple, but then I had an ice cold Ultra Violet and that changed my opinion

haven't updated yet though

>> No.9107288

>>9101373
is there a diet BLACKED?

>> No.9107289

>>9103950
do you not have a market that has kroger brand stuff near you?

>> No.9107290
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9107290

mfw i go to Big Lotts and buy dank discontinued sipps

>> No.9107422
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9107422

>>9101291
Rockstar is 1000x better than Monster

>> No.9107433
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9107433

I get that you guys are drinking this shit ironically, but you are still pretty fucking pleb for drinking energy drinks.

>> No.9107446

>>9101291
Love those. Tended to chug them and also drink them warm.

>> No.9107448

>>9107422

Only the original flavor though. I would buy that or original Redbull if I ever need some sugarmeth.
Coffee is my game

>> No.9107451
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9107451

>>9104754
This

>> No.9107548

>>9107451
>skeptic society

>> No.9107569
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9107569

Why do energy drinks always make me sleepy?

>> No.9107573

>>9101291
pic related is objectively the best /sip/.
not too fizzy, tastes more like real juice, has a bit of salt so very refreshing on a hot day. nice rough textured can.
usually only £1 in the UK.

>> No.9107576
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9107576

>>9107573
forgot pic like a tard

>> No.9107578

>>9107573
Cranberry Red Bull is better.

>> No.9107584

>>9107578
never seen it, must not be available in the UK.
i am jealous of all the different rockstar drinks available in the US. i have a thing for trying new energy drinks.

>> No.9107726
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9107726

>dat first, ice cold /sip/ of the day

>> No.9107732

>>9107726
Stop being fat.

>> No.9107739
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9107739

>>9101291

>> No.9107842

>>9107433
>t. black water drinker

>> No.9108043

>>9101660
costy me $1.30 in the UK

>> No.9108175

I just bought a Red Bull a few weeks ago and I think it tore my mouth apart. I could barely eat or drink without feeling horrible pain. It was not good sips.

>> No.9108179

>>9108175
Dumb monster shill.

>> No.9108196

>>9108179
Go ahead and keep drinking that rat poison fella. I'll be busy drinking my Ultra laughing at you.

>> No.9108460

>>9101291
Shit is objectively fucking delicious. Fuck off with your bait.

>> No.9108509

>>9107569
becuase you have adhd

>> No.9108531
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9108531

The one tru /sip/.

>> No.9108537

>>9101361
>organic caffeine

>> No.9108539

>>9108531
>protein shake
>/sip/
Go away, newfag.

>> No.9108541

>>9108539
Energy shake.

>> No.9108556

>>9108541
Energy shakes are a meme.

>> No.9108570
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9108570

>>9107289
CaliFag not willing to drive 2 hours to get some sips packets

>> No.9108579

>>9108570
I've seen it in Oliver's Market in Rohnert Park and Santa Rosa. Last year though so YMMV

>> No.9108580
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9108580

>>9108537
They're not wrong.

>> No.9108587

What's the difference between regular monster and ultra?

>> No.9108590

>>9102885
My sipper

>> No.9108604
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9108604

>>9101411
>tfw stuck with Wallyworld

>> No.9108619
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9108619

A new summertime sip? Don't mind if I do

>> No.9108682
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9108682

>>9108539
How about this?

>> No.9108742

>>9102022
>You gotta buy them in bulk

This whole "sip" meme is just a marketing project from Monster HQ isn't it?

>> No.9108763

>>9104754
Am I the only one here who drinks energy drinks for the taste? I'd purchase unenergized variants if they tasted the same

>> No.9108806

>>9105707
The dude who makes the drop offs at buisness. Give him 10-15 bucks, hell "lose" a few. Make sure he's black though, white dudes won't do it.

>> No.9108822

>>9101291
>not buying 2 for $4

>> No.9108827
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9108827

>>9101291
Just drink this instead. Plus.....There is a cool scorpion on the can.

>> No.9108903

>>9108742
Yes.

>> No.9108917
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9108917

>>9108903

Exactly as I thought

>> No.9108919

I drink Red Bull. I got a kidney stone, but I won't stop.

>> No.9108927

>>9101389
Meme drink

>> No.9108930
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9108930

Who here is /proto sip/?

>> No.9108931

>>9108919
Did sipping help you pass the kidney stone?

>> No.9108934
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9108934

>tfw buy any Monster get another for $1 at Loves

>> No.9108935

>>9108931
I've never passed it, it's been like 4 months. I still have incredibly frequent urination and sporadic pain in my kidenys. Send help.

>> No.9108940

>>9108931

Shoo Monster Beverage Corporation

Shoo

>> No.9108943

>>9108934

I buy Zero Ultra on Amazon in 24 packs for $33

$1.37 a can senpai

>> No.9108953

>>9108604
They're in the checkout lanes nigger

>> No.9108962

>>9101291
I thought you were warned. Those things tastes like thick syrupy vomit.

>> No.9108969

>>9108943

Nigga just drink a cup of coffee like nigga stop buying into a brand just because marketers of that brand decide to go on a chinese cartoon internet message forum and meme the gullible autistic friendless NEETs on there into drinking their shitty drink

>> No.9108981

>>9108962
Only s i p I like is the crisp refreshing pallet cleansing Full Throttle. FT sip for life. All you fake ass sip boys gtfo the men are speaking.

>> No.9109001

>>9108981
>Coke shill
Gtfo

>> No.9109008

>tfw we don't have monster ultra in my country
Why live?

>> No.9109031

FFS I can only get Ultra Zero in Aus, all these other ones making me jelly AF desu famalam

>> No.9109042

>>9109001
Sorry homey I cant help but describe this superman sauce like a got damn infomercial. I cant help but be a sipman amongst these sipboys

>> No.9109044

>>9101291
If you couldn't figure out that something that smells like crap, looks like crap, and is obviously crap is going to taste like crap then its your own fault.

>> No.9109094
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9109094

>>9108969
>Stop liking that beverage you enjoy and can afford

>> No.9109128

>>9107576
Literal medicine, the red one is better imo

>> No.9109157

>>9101389
shit, I'm sippin on these all the time because my tap water tastes like ass.

>> No.9109164

>>9108579
>Oliver's Market in Rohnert Park
It's in Cotati you stupid piece of shit.

>> No.9109218

>>9101660
they are like 2 for $4 at like every gas station

>> No.9109226

>>9102423
Sugar free gives you a clean energy buzz without sugar clouding it up, same reason drinking black coffee or plain tea feels so nice

>> No.9109254

>>9109008
zero ultra is the best you are not missing out much

>> No.9109307

is monster good mixed with vodka

>> No.9109507

>>9109307
Idk but Red bull and vodka is the shit. You're body will be up up up like you sat on a fucken fire cracker.

>> No.9109927
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just got up, finished morning constitutions and shower. time for first sip and breakfast before the night shift

>> No.9109940

>>9101660
>costs €1.10 ~ 1.3$ in yurop
hmmmmmm

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9110116

Drove 400 miles today, sippin the whole Time

>> No.9110331

>>9108903
>>9108917
t. summer fags

>> No.9110345

>>9108580
Well yeah, but they may as well add "asbestos free" to the label as well

>> No.9110394

>>9110331
t. shill

>> No.9110403
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9110403

>when u get that discount bulk sip and they load it into your car for free

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9110415

>>9110394

>> No.9110481
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9110481

*sips*

>> No.9110550

>>9101291
https://youtu.be/bGVyD6YA_eE

>> No.9110551
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9110551

Wew lads I am sippin

>> No.9110563

>>9110551
Nice Cisco phone.

Mean green is my favorite.

>> No.9110593

>>9110550
Typical sipper.

>> No.9110630

>>9110415
please don't tell me that's you in that picture you disgusting fat bitch, no wonder you drink this garbage so much

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>>9110630

>> No.9110641

>>9110403
>paying more than 99c a can

pleb

>> No.9110656

>>9110630
You gotta lurk at least like 5 seconds before you embarrass yourself like this

>> No.9110662

>>9110641
Where you getting monster for 99 cents nibba

>> No.9110668

>>9101594
No thanks. I consume bawls straight from a nigger

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9111541

The only reason I visit /ck/ is /sip/ general

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>>9111541
Me too.

>> No.9111781

>>9101291
you live in hawaii or some other remote place?

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9112342

>>9108604
Have not tried the one from kroger but this shit was nasty

>> No.9112623
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9112623

So what am I in for? What does this stuff actually taste like? Is it like regular Monster?

>> No.9112660

>>9112623
Best sip of your life brother

>> No.9112689
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>>9112660
Christ it's absolutely disgusting. I'm not joking this is the worst energy drink I've ever tasted. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I had the orange ultra the other day and that was tasty, but this one is just disgusting.

It tastes nothing like normal Monster (I expected it to just be normal energy drink taste), instead it's just ridiculously sweet and disgusting. I don't even know how to describe the flavour. I think they just put tons of aspartame into some sparkling water and that's it.

>> No.9112736

>>9112689
>fear breeds hatred

>> No.9112749

>>9112689
dumb third world pleb

>> No.9112758
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9112758

>>9112736
Seriously it's disgusting, I should have just bought some sugar-free Red Bull, or even sugar-free store brand energy drink, they both taste a billion times better

But I suspect this thread is run by Monster® Beverage Corporation™ marketers which is why you're all shilling a disgusting drink

>> No.9112767

>>9112749
Why do you think I'm from the third world? I'm not. And it's disgusting you fucking faggot.

>> No.9112787

>>9112767
because you get the inferior 'ultra'

>> No.9112797

>>9101291

white sips are best sips. i begin and end my day with a tall glass of iced sips with takka 100 vodka.

>> No.9112801

>>9104754

coffee is for fucking faggots.

>>9105458

america has taxes because it's a first world country.

third world shitholes don't count.

we pay with card here anyways. because we're not fucking savages.

>> No.9112817

>>9108934

tfw worked at loves for a month and quit because it's a the shittiest fucking kafkaesque ran truck stop fuckingf ever

>> No.9112830

>>9112689

you have shit taste. that's all.

white sips are the fucking bomb.

>> No.9112912

>>9112830
It's fucking disgusting

>> No.9112923

>>9112912

you're literally just too stupid to appreciate it. you'd probably think that foie gras was disgusting too because you have the palate of a 5 year old child. go back to your hot dogs and kraft mac n cheese.

>> No.9112961

>>9112923
Your have garbage tastes. Enjoy living in a trailer park and minimum wage jobs.

>> No.9112985

>>9112961

>said the pleb who doesn't even have a high school diploma

trust me. it is you who are trash. you have less refinements than a british welfaro. you wouldn't know quality if it slapped you in the face with its cock.

>> No.9113003

I've tried blue, orange and black. I like orange the best. Haven't found yellow yet.

>> No.9113012

How much caffeine is in these bad boys? I appreciate all the vitamins they provide but I dont want to delude myself into thinking I'm not having something that should only be enjoyed occasionally if at all.

>> No.9113023

>>9108682
Best one is salted caramel

>> No.9113032

>>9113012

you are a fucking faggot

>> No.9113039

Only brainlets and kids drink monster.

>> No.9113065

>>9113039

wrong

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9113165

>>9112923
>he is comparing an energy drink designed for / marketed at teenagers to foie gras

For your own sake I hope you're joking

Also I've never had foie gras but why should you automatically like something just because other people consider it a delicacy? Are you a total faggot who always capitulates to other people's opinions and doesn't think for himself?

I'm glad I'm not as much of an easily-led faggot as you.

>> No.9113175

>>9113012
Depends on the flavour but typically they're about 140mg - 160mg per 500ml can.

You're only meant to have 400mg of caffeine a day, so you should really only have two of these a day, although I wouldn't even recommend having them that often. I certainly don't. And never will.

I used to work for Starbucks and I drank so much coffee at that time, had so much caffeine. I guess it was kinda cool, it does give you a nice constant buzz, but meh, I just thought it wasn't doing me much good after a while.

Not to mention, both Monster and coffee are acidic and therefore rot your teeth.

>> No.9113178

>>9113165

people consider it a delicacy because it is.

and you're a retard pleb pretending to be cool by imagining that everything delicious or excellent is expensive. that's YOUR conceit.

the fact is that monster white are excellent. you have no idea what good or bad is.

>> No.9113234

>>9108763
Fuck yeah, i'm not alone in this

>> No.9113254

>>9113178
>my terrible subjective opinion is objective fact

No, it isn't, and this shit is absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.9113277

>>9113254

it's disgusting to you, because you like disgusting things and dislike good things. you think you're literally smarter than dozens of PH.D food scientists. you're not. i bet you think that evolution is 'just a subjective opinion' too. it's not. you don't get to pick and choose what you like and don't like. monster is scientifically formulated. your meme contrarian opinion is faggotifically formulated.

>> No.9113298

>>9107569
The sharp burst of energy isn't worth the crash afterwards, I can never drink caffeine to stave off drosiness because of the crash.

>> No.9113304

>>9113254
Are you drinking it at room temperature? I've heard from people who think it's delicious that it tastes terrible if it isn't cold.

>> No.9113313

>>9113277
>determinist argument
Shalom

>> No.9113361

>>9108763
>>9113234
It keeps me coming back to them, really. That and energy spike

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>>9113313

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>>9113298
>sharp burst of energy
But i don't feel any bursts.

>> No.9113397

>>9113304
Yes I am. Anyway, next time I will get sugar free red bull.

>>9113277
Thanks Monster® Beverage Corporation™ marketing department, I'll be sure to pick up a can of Monster® Ultra™ next time I'm in my nearest grocery store.

No I won't, fuck off you absolute gigantic faggot. It's disgusting. Either you're a marketer or you're such a gigantic faggot that you've let marketers stick their stiff dick up your ass.

>> No.9113406

>>9113397

>its disgusting

>i guess i'm just better than all these people that love it, and all those scientists who made it, and all those people getting rich off of selling it to people that love it!

lmfao

ok fagboy

>> No.9113415

>>9113397
Well there's your problem. Why on earth would drink it at room temp? Drinking anything at anything other than its intended temperature will give you an inaccurate idea of how good it tastes. Why the fuck would you do that and then post all this argumentative shit? How fucking dumb are you? Jesus.

>> No.9113418

>>9113397
This has to be b8. No one is this cringey and retarded.

>> No.9113442

>>9113397

hurr look at me, stop liking things

get a life

>> No.9113523

>>9113406
>all these people
You mean you

>>9113415
Red Bull tastes amazing at any temperature

>>9113418
What a fantastic argument - oh wait it's not an argument.

>>9113442
Like it if you want, i don't give a fuck, I just think it's absolutely disgusting

Why are people so obsessed with this one flavour? Like I said I had the orange ultra one and that tasted really good

>> No.9113552

>>9113523

this nigger is drinking warm red bull and has the temerity to complain about ice cold white sips

i'm done.

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9113558

>>9113552
How much do they pay you per hour?

>> No.9113561

>>9113558

how many pills do you take per hour?

>people like things

>MUST BE A CONSPIRACY BY DRINK COMPANIES

?????? fuck of schizo

>> No.9113572

>>9113523
>doesn't give a fuck
>spends literally fours hours arguing about it

>> No.9113599

>>9113561
>>9113572
>it's just a pure miracle of chance that 90% of this thread is shilling for the exact same drink!

As I said, EITHER:

a) You're shills for Monster

OR

b) You're so pathetic, gullible, and easily led that you've attached yourself to this brand to give yourself an identity. Sad!

>> No.9113610

>>9113599

yeah. this is mental illness.

>> No.9113614

>>9113610
You're right. Forcing a meme around a single brand of drink because you're so desperate for an identity and a sense of belonging... mental illness.

>> No.9113622

>>9113614

it's been a meme for over a year on /fit/. get with it. you're paranoid, confrontational, and delusional. you should be in a straight jacket.

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>>9113599
How fucking new are you? It's a meme. It's been a meme since last summer.

>> No.9113635

>>9113622
>over a year
It started in September. It was on /fit/, /ck/, and /v/.

>> No.9113645

>>9113635

it started before that on fit

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>>9113645
It started on September 18th on /fit/. Trust me. Or Google it. This was the first shop.

>> No.9113689

>>9113676

i was there. it was more like may.

>> No.9113703

>>9113689
>i was there
Yeah so was I. It was in September. Google it:

http://4chandata.org/fit/that-first-sip-of-the-day-a907167

Day after it started on /fit/ it went to Reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/meatheads/comments/53jn8y/that_first_sip_of_the_day/

>> No.9113717

>>9113703

>reddit
>4chandata

uh, okay there, buddy. oooooooookay there. i'm beginning to doubt you were there

>> No.9113731
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9113731

>>9108604
I don't drink energy drinks but I love Walmarts great value drink mixes. It's been a great help with my weight loss. The drink mixes taste almost like real juice but has only 5 calories and no sugar.

I like to mix seltzer/club soda with half a packet of drink mix to create a nice soda alternative.

>> No.9113756

>>9113717
How the fuck else do you propose to search the nonexistent 4chan archives from last September? /fit/ archives go back 3 days. Find me one sip thread from anytime before September.

>> No.9113763

>>9113756

i'm not some autistic nigger digging through fucking 'archives'. i'm telling you what happened.

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9113769

>>9104754
"Don't you mean, Cevfefe?"

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>>9113763
>digging through fucking 'archives'
Is that what you call googling? Typing a single phrase and clicking on a result is "digging through fucking archives"? You've got nothing except "i was there" and "i'm telling you what happened." I showed you actual proof.

>> No.9113785

>>9113777

googling is for idiots.

you don't have proof of shit. no matter what archive you show, (which is probably not trustworthy anyways, since what kind of retarded faggot archives 4chan), it doesn't preclude there being previous examples that you're NOT showing, now does it. i'm assuming you're not dumb enough to have not thought of this and are thus just being dishonest.

yes, i was there.

yes, i am telling you what happened.

get a fucking life. nothing you find on google is actual information that means anything. stop existing as just some fucking internet ghost.

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>>9113689
No you weren't. Sips started in September. Nonsipper detected.

>> No.9113794

>>9113788

another charlie-come-lately who only found out about sips after it became popular

>> No.9113803

>>9113785
>previous examples
Still waiting for you to show me one.

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9113814

>>9113785

>> No.9113818

>>9113785
Holy shit is this the same olympic-level retard who was complaining about room temp sips for four hours? Gotta be 18 to post here bud

>> No.9113821

>>9113803

i don't need to show you one. and nothing that you've seen or shown is worth a shit.

>> No.9113824

>>9102050
>>9102075
>>9102138
I enjoy the local banter boys.

>> No.9113827

>>9113821
>he has no examples

>> No.9113829

>>9113821
Wow it's almost like you're full of shit or something

>> No.9113834

>3 for 5 today at the grocery store

Today was a good day

>> No.9113839

>>9113827

i'll give you an example of my dick up your ass, you fucking faggot. how about that? you like that? is that what you want? is that what you like, you little bitch?

there's your fucking example.

>>9113829

>wah i can't find it on google, how could it be true

reality check: google is not a fucking reliable source of fucking anything.

i rememeber when kids read books. shit, i remember when jackasses repeated shit they heard on TV. now it's even worse.

>> No.9113843

>>9113839
>everything in print is true

So you're as dumb as folk who believe everything on the Internet in addition to have an old retarded mindset. Órale

>> No.9113851

>>9113839
>he's mad because he has no examples

>> No.9113857

>>9113851

examples don't mean shit

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9113860

>>9113839
Hey bro ask me how I know you've never sipped

>> No.9113863

>>9113857
>"""i was there""""
>examples don't mean shit

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9113868

>>9113839
>he's never sipped

>> No.9113871

>>9113863

examples are secondhand sources. i was there. i am a first hand source.

>>9113860

i've had two cans of white sips today. i have two cans of white sips almost every day. you're not even CLOSE to my level of sipping.

>> No.9113894

>>9113871
>no proof of sipping

>> No.9113901

>>9113871
Yeah you don't sip. I'm a first hand source. Nonsipper confirmed.

>> No.9113913

>>9113871
>claims he sips constantly
>can't even post photo of a single empty can to substantiate bullshit claim

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>>9113871
>sips meme is literally just people posting photos or their sips
>nonsipper claims to be sipper, doesn't know to post can of sips

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>>9113871

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>>9113871
babby's first day on 4chan

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>>9113961
>>9113944
>>9113938
>>9113913
>>9113901
>>9113894
>>9113868
>>9113863
>>9113860
>>9113851

walk the fuck away, bitches.

just keep on walkin.

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9113977

you literally don't know who you are fucking with.

truesip represent, blow the fake faggot sippers out.

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9113984

literally what the fuck did you faggots just say to me

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>>9113961
>>9113944
>>9113938
>>9113913
>>9113901
>>9113894
>>9113868
>>9113863
>>9113860
>>9113851

that's what i fucking thought

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9114017

>>9113988
>immediately tries to prove he sips
>still can't prove sips started in May

>> No.9114018

>>9101389
buying tap water for what purpose

>> No.9114023

>>9114017

i have more cans of sips in my body right now than you've had in the last month. you're in no position to question MY fucking account of what happened. you are MY BITCH.

>> No.9114026

>>9114023
>cans of sips in my body
You drink the contents. Don't eat the cans retard.

>> No.9114029

>>9113974
>>9113977
>>9113984
>>9113988
Mom's gonna be pissed when she sees how messy your room is bud

>> No.9114034

>>9113689
>may
It started in September, newfag.

>> No.9114043

>>9114034

you HEARD about it in september. it started in may. it went mainstream in september. i was sipping before it was cool.

being late to adopt the most advanced memes is probably not a new thing for you.

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>>9102639

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>>9114043
>sips meme started in May
[citation needed]

>> No.9114063

>>9114059

i AM the fucking citation

>> No.9114065

>>9114063
Found the dyel

>> No.9114328

>>9110630
Summer is here

>> No.9114437

>>9113974
>that monitor set up
>CSGO
lmaoing @ ur life

>> No.9114474

>>9102900
K well that's a shit price considering you can get them for $2 flat without a sale, and $1.25-1.75 on sale.

>> No.9114478

>>9102900
>>9114474
>paying more than 99c a can for anything

>> No.9114482

>>9113988
>Eightchan

ah, explains why you're retarded

>> No.9114500

>>9114478
This. I sip zona EXTREME PERFORMANCE.

It's pretty good for 99cents

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>>9114437
you have a problem with csgo?

>> No.9115114

>>9115103
had that same computer, loved it.

But you seriously have to watch out for your fan. Those models just come with terrible ones.

>> No.9115129

>>9109128
do you mean the new Lewis Hamilton one? I wasn't too keen tbph. Still better than most energy drinks.

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9115152

Woke up too early... Probably fucked up my whole weekend sip schedule.

>> No.9115193

>>9104754
coffee is a morning drink

>> No.9115197

>>9110481
this is 100% the best energy drink out there. not sure why they dont just make this the default flavor for Red Bull

>> No.9115207

but it's got the fancy edgy symbol, that means it's extra delicious.

>> No.9115358
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9115358

This sip right here makes monster feel like pleb soda. It has so much caffeine I almost always throw up
Hands down best sip

>> No.9115398
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9115398

post-gym manchild sip. I like sunrise better.

>> No.9115968

>>9101373
>can't properly copypaste a fucking square in a straight fucking line
i would NEVER take your recommendation. fuck the black monster

>> No.9115990
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9115990

>>9115968
Ignore at your own risk. /sip/ of the year bro.

>> No.9116062

>>9115990
That's not the black sip. That's beetus. Nonsipper detected.

>> No.9116257

>>9107290
Wh..who's that?

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9116690

>>9115398
>sips on ice
This guy gets it