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Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:28:32 2017 No.9099307 [Reply] [Original]

>buy food item at store
>label says "NO GMOs...EVER!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:29:14 2017 No.9099308 I'd put it back on the shelf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:32:03 2017 No.9099319 File: 15 KB, 201x240, IMG_1781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >GLUTEN FREE! >it's shampoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:32:47 2017 No.9099321 >FUCK MY ASS no thanks i'll just take a #2 with no cheese

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:40:23 2017 No.9099338

>>9099319
That perfectly describes my reaction to just about everything at whole foods. Things I have seen:
>Gluten free candles
>Vegan dogfood
>Queen bee royal jelly supplements
>Pollen pills
>Cucumbers that had a card next to them that advertised them as BPA free
>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a digeridoo

That place is the bane of my existence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:58:36 2017 No.9099381 File: 487 KB, 1600x1600, 1494280855600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] poor people general

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:58:49 2017 No.9099382 >>9099338 im positive that its a running joke in the supply industry now, adding that snippet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:59:59 2017 No.9099386 >>9099338 >>Queen bee royal jelly supplements >>Pollen pills Those are real things though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:02:56 2017 No.9099390 >>9099386 Name one actual nutritional or health benefit of either of those things that you can't get from eating a balanced diet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:06:43 2017 No.9099396 >>9099390 Royal Jelly is like an allergy medication, don't know much about bee pollen or whatever it was you saw. >durr tell me one benefit of statins i cant get from eating a balanced diet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:08:30 2017 No.9099399 >>9099382 I'm from San Francisco. Hypothetically i'm pretty sure that if I became a drug dealer I could increase sales by advertising various drugs like that. >Gluten free crack >Fair trade meth >Organically sourced MDMA >Non-GMO weed >Vegan heroin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:10:07 2017 No.9099402 >>9099396 Is it possible for a doctor to prescribe you Royal Jelly or is this just hippie new age crystal healing shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:13:26 2017 No.9099407 >>9099402 How does it feel to be a subhuman retard? Does it come naturally to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:16:01 2017 No.9099410 >>9099338 >I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a didgeridoo ahaha what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 05:45:13 2017 No.9099462 >>9099399 That actually sounds doable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 06:52:28 2017 No.9099558 >>9099338 >vegan dogfood Also known as abuse. >I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a digeridoo That sounds like a joke that The Simpsons would have made in the late 90's/early 2000's.

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 07:14:52 2017 No.9099604 [DELETED]

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>>9099558
>has anyone been to this new starbucks place? you know, the fancy joint where all the yuppies hang out? venti, tall, grande, why can't we just say small medium and large?
>*audience applause and laughter*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 07:18:18 2017 No.9099608 >>9099407 It feels okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 07:19:01 2017 No.9099610 >>9099399 >1 week later Gluten free human in Mexico

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 07:19:20 2017 No.9099611 >>9099462 Sounds like you and me need a kickstarter buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 07:20:22 2017 No.9099614 >>9099610 Grass fed and cage free too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 08:00:45 2017 No.9099692 >>9099396 >implying statins are the same as homeopathic bullshit kys sweetie :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 08:01:35 2017 No.9099696 >>9099319 I saw some bowls that had a gluten free label on them. Bowls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 08:02:39 2017 No.9099699 >>9099604 This nut unironically

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 08:05:26 2017 No.9099704 File: 26 KB, 300x250, 18928083_10211279681141830_1185157250_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9099692 Nobody is talking about homeopathy you luddite retard :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 15:04:34 2017 No.9100774 >>9099338 >Vegan dogfood this better be a fucking joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 15:23:45 2017 No.9100836 >>9099558 Not that I support doing this, but canines are omnivorous and could be fed off of a vegetarian diet, though, admittedly, an omnivorous one is the best choice. Cats, on the other hand, cannot live off of a vegetarian diet. The more you know!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 16:01:22 2017 No.9100969 >>9099319 >>9099696 That's baby stuff. I once saw a bottle of gluten free WATER.

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