/ck/ humor?

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/ck/ humor? Anonymous Sat Jun 24 03:58:08 2017 No.9087933 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:08:36 2017 No.9087950 File: 26 KB, 528x288, 1417017879362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why no one help her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:09:32 2017 No.9087953 It's still salvageable. Just cut the little piece touching the floor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:20:34 2017 No.9087969 I'm happy my thread turned out ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:24:54 2017 No.9087981 >>9087969 :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:27:42 2017 No.9087985 >pinoy cooking 101- carbonara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:42:14 2017 No.9087999 >>9087985 fucking pinoys man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:43:00 2017 No.9088001 File: 439 KB, 1014x1539, Dankmemes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:43:36 2017 No.9088002 >>9087985 That is a broken man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:47:51 2017 No.9088007 >>9087985 >comments are disabled for this video

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:50:05 2017 No.9088009 >>9087953 Or just don't be a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:55:01 2017 No.9088015 >>9087950 >drunk chick on train passes out >pizza drops on floor >nothing left to do but take pics What could you do to help besides letting her learn a lesson?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:02:34 2017 No.9088029 File: 117 KB, 1322x626, quinky_sauce_food_ck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087950 u mean rape her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:18:52 2017 No.9088056 >>9087950 somebody helped themselves clearly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:25:03 2017 No.9088061 >>9088015 >drunk I'm assuming you're NEET and have never had a job before in your life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:30:43 2017 No.9088065 >>9088009 Don't reply to me. Fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:32:39 2017 No.9088069 >>9088015 Wake her up and/or pick up her pizza and put it back in the box instead of taking a picture and posting it online?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:35:23 2017 No.9088076 >>9087953 I'd just take the whole thing and eat it with angry grimace. If I get sick that'll teach me to not be so clumsy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:40:19 2017 No.9088080 >>9087950 You've clearly never been to London

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:48:46 2017 No.9088083 >>9088056 top kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 05:53:14 2017 No.9088089 >>9088080 people are more willing to talk to strangers at night, even in london

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 06:01:37 2017 No.9088099 File: 6 KB, 256x192, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088076 What if poor little Grimace gets sick? You evil old dirty man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 06:08:57 2017 No.9088108 >>9087933 This is kinda sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 06:13:18 2017 No.9088113 >>9088108 you mean because she's a 35+ year old unmarried woman going home alone on a friday night with a 3/4 of a cold pizza? kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 06:17:16 2017 No.9088116 >>9088113 Ah, didn't see the 1/4 pizza missing. It could have been a woman bringing home pizza to her children after work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 06:28:15 2017 No.9088126 File: 330 KB, 439x431, dawlah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087985

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 07:44:59 2017 No.9088214 >>9087981 :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 08:06:03 2017 No.9088235 File: 28 KB, 312x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087933 >someone took a slice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 12:13:58 2017 No.9088721 >>9088001 Who's posting my chicken to Facebook

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 12:57:00 2017 No.9088845 File: 2.05 MB, 800x4177, 1495498222745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088721 I wonder if my pictures found their way to reddit or facebook

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 13:13:21 2017 No.9088880 >>9088845 Definitely on Reddit. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:26:49 2017 No.9089822 >>9088069 and get sued for sexual harassment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:29:24 2017 No.9089827 >>9088069 Then take her home and feed her ALL the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:32:15 2017 No.9089834 >>9088116 If she had children shed have a car. One for each parent. Judging by her clothing and hair she could afford that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:35:27 2017 No.9089841 >>9089834 Nobody in London has a car. Also, I think it's good to help her. I personally wouldn't help anyone in a train, but I don't think it's that weird to do so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:41:02 2017 No.9089871 >>9089834 Having a car in a city is a pain in the ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:44:46 2017 No.9089882 >>9088116 >It could have been a woman bringing home pizza to her children after working and getting pass out drunk makes sense, makes sense. One more thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:45:48 2017 No.9089884 >>9089871 Not when you're brown. Just drive through the sidewalk. >>9089841 I'd think she'd scream if she woke up to your face. Call rape, especially in London

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:47:02 2017 No.9089891 >>9087933 LONDON O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:48:20 2017 No.9089896 >>9089884 I've woken people up on London trains if it looked like they were going to miss their stop or something (e.g. chick with suitcases sleeping past Gatwick). You have some bizarre worldview if you think anything bad will happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:57:10 2017 No.9089924 >>9088001 Anyone have the full thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:01:06 2017 No.9089941 File: 30 KB, 390x393, IMG_20170611_130710123~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:01:38 2017 No.9089945 >>9089941 JUST

Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:12:01 2017 No.9089969

>>9089896
>bizarre worldview

Nah, it's living in a major US city. If you lose awareness on a train there you'd either better be a dirtpoor bum in rags or you're getting destroyed.

Remember when some european made that hitchhiking robot that travelled thousands of miles through europe and canada and they put it in the US and it was destroyed in a week? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:13:17 2017 No.9089972 >>9088845 I was reddit famous once when someone posted pic related there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:14:00 2017 No.9089974 >>9088001 Black people are a danger to society

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:14:07 2017 No.9089975 >>9087985 >eating out of tupperware now that's the good shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:15:26 2017 No.9089979 >>9088116 thanks for giving me depression

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:22:23 2017 No.9089992 >>9089969 I also don't think that's true. I've lived in London, NYC, and SF, and I've never felt unsafe on a train. You make it sound like robbery is a regular occurrence and major cities demand constant vigilance, which just isn't true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:56:35 2017 No.9090076 >>9087950 Dont want to be locked up for rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 20:47:40 2017 No.9090228 >>9088113 >multi-colored nails she's paying the price for being trash

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 20:52:30 2017 No.9090246 >>9089992 In the 80's and 90's of NYC there have been plenty of times where I felt unsafe on the subway. People hate mayor Giuliani for his heavy handed police actions but one of the reasons why you felt safe on a train over here is because of this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 21:00:50 2017 No.9090278 >>9088061 In what magical world do you live where women work so hard they pass out on the train?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 21:02:52 2017 No.9090284 >>9090246 This, look up Bernie Goetz

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 21:05:45 2017 No.9090298 >>9090246 That's what I hear. Today, though, I have a hard time imagining anyone feeling unsafe.

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 06:22:50 2017 No.9091547

>>9089969
>Remember when some european made that hitchhiking robot that travelled thousands of miles through europe and canada and they put it in the US and it was destroyed in a week?
I member. Independence was a mistake, Americlaps are a bunch of salvage niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 06:28:55 2017 No.9091559 >>9088069 >Touch random sleeping woman/her belongings in front of witnesses You belong in a church organisation, cause that shit gets normal people in court with harrassment charges

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 07:33:55 2017 No.9091645 File: 164 KB, 697x924, 1498249461845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >delusional fat people

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 07:44:49 2017 No.9091662 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, perfectpie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 07:56:45 2017 No.9091680 File: 67 KB, 590x361, [Distressed Dr Dre Surrounded By Dozens of Slim Shadys].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9089975 Kek I didn't even notice that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 07:59:53 2017 No.9091683 File: 133 KB, 311x300, 1534525230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9091645 This is satire right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:01:51 2017 No.9091684 >>9088845 >direct shortcut >no fuse for some reason wonder how he felt when he received the electricity bill

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:01:56 2017 No.9091685 >>9091662 has this man ever succeeded to the full extent on any dish he's made?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:07:57 2017 No.9091698 >>9091684 >Direct shortcut No, it has to pass through the weiner That's how they boil water in china (and heat showers in brazil) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:08:19 2017 No.9091701 >>9087933 is that pizza still safe to eat? i mean it hasnt technically touched the floor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:14:47 2017 No.9091712 >>9090076 Then don't rape her you fuckin retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:20:54 2017 No.9091722 >>9088845 >pouring lighter fluid on for """dramatic effect""" i don't like trickery in my memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:38:04 2017 No.9091761 File: 6 KB, 291x173, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088214 >>9087981 :DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:49:20 2017 No.9091788 >>9088235 Holy fug he looks like such a fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:49:32 2017 No.9091789 File: 126 KB, 254x205, disapinoyment.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087985

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:54:58 2017 No.9091807 >>9090278 the working world?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 09:20:06 2017 No.9091877 >>9087950 I don't help anyone because I know part of me is an eggmeister. And I don't need to explore that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:03:12 2017 No.9091964 >>9091698 There is a heating coil in suicide showers, as well as most water boiler. My internet decided to fuck with youtube, so idk about your link.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:10:17 2017 No.9091984 >>9091685 yes, check out his smoked ribs video, they look tasty as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:12:44 2017 No.9091992 >>9087933 this is kind of just depressing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:14:56 2017 No.9091999 >>9091789 kek'd at the filename.

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:22:01 2017 No.9092023

>>9089969
>Remember when some european made that hitchhiking robot that travelled thousands of miles through europe and canada and they put it in the US and it was destroyed in a week? Yeah.

i think i read a story semi recently about some woman who was going to travel across europe alone to promote women's empowerment or something and she was raped and murdered in like Turkey fairly early on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:23:31 2017 No.9092026 >>9092023 >in like turkey >like It was either in Turkey or it wasn't, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:44:59 2017 No.9092073 >>9092026 my memory isn't what it used to be, cut me some slack

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:47:27 2017 No.9092083

Here's a funny story
>buy beef for twelve people
>hosting big dinner party
>make a big beef stew with potatoes and other shit
>put it in the oven for four hours
>fix up apartment and self
>I have made this dish many times so I know it's gonna be gud
>guests arrive
>hand out drinks
>Four hours have soon gone by since I put the food in oven
>time to check it out!
>something went wrong
>oven's not hot
>boil the shit out of it on stove
>it burns to the bottom
>potato is still hard when serving
>guests be like "top stew mate" "you're quite a chef"
>"yeah... thanks"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:49:27 2017 No.9092092 >>9091559 Have you ever been out in society? This would never happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 11:11:20 2017 No.9092143 >>9092023 Oh I remember that too from a few years ago. It was in Turkey. I remember she went to prove how safe Muslim counties are and well... she proved it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 11:26:30 2017 No.9092187 File: 11 KB, 125x83, IMG_2035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088009

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:23:13 2017 No.9092346 >>9092023 >Turkey >Europe Nice try kebab

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:29:48 2017 No.9092370 >>9092346 It's technically in Europe. It's considered as part of Eurasia; it's even a candidate country for the EU which is scary.

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:38:26 2017 No.9092395
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>>9091984
Wait, I saw the vid where he couldn't start a wood/charcoal bbq (when promoting his "best BBQ sauce in the USA" to some Texans.)

>>9092092
Last time he was forced out of his cave was to vote for Trump based on his complex understanding of what's the real world is.

>>9092370
>candidate
Like pic related, they'll stay a candidate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:48:48 2017 No.9092419 >>9092023 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:56:00 2017 No.9092439 >mfw americans like to think of themselves as nice, upstanding people but then threads like this reveal they are paranoid, predatory and selfish london tube culture is the best shit

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:57:12 2017 No.9092442

>>9092419
Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo known as Pippa Bacca, was an Italian artist who, together with a fellow artist, was hitchhiking from Milan to the Middle East to promote world peace under the motto, "marriage between different peoples and nations". symbolically wearing a wedding dress during her trek. Arriving in Gebze, Turkey, on 31 March 2008, she disappeared. Her raped body was discovered in the same city on 11 April 2008

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:58:35 2017 No.9092445 >>9091788 >this is literally the best argument against trump libcucks can muster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:00:32 2017 No.9092451 >>9091645 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:06:07 2017 No.9092462 >>9092439 >london tube culture is the best shit is late

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:08:23 2017 No.9092468 >>9092442 At least no one called her racist. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:21:07 2017 No.9092504 >>9091680 >That picture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:26:05 2017 No.9092515 File: 3.06 MB, 800x6065, 1495509078398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088845

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:29:13 2017 No.9092521 >>9092370 >Technically So not

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:39:50 2017 No.9092541 >>9092515 >>9092515 you should add the shot of the inside of his house from the outside of his house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:40:41 2017 No.9092542 >>9092515 How did it get worse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:47:42 2017 No.9092562 >>9091788 reddit is that way

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:08:23 2017 No.9092598 File: 3.28 MB, 1346x4986, literalcreepypasta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:19:10 2017 No.9092630

>>9092395
>travels to a state where barbecue is like a second religion
>displeases a local pitmaster with his "best sauce ever" claims
>unable to operate a smoker
>as soon as one of the co-hosts steps in to help him, he fucks off to shill his sauce & channel to the crowd
>hosts later tell him they would rather buy his channel instead of the sauce brand and berate him for being a dumbass
That was some great TV.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:34:12 2017 No.9092693 File: 263 KB, 434x462, IMG_0576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9092630 You forgot the part where he cried like a bitch on national television

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:02:25 2017 No.9092781 >>9091701 It's not halal if that's what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:10:33 2017 No.9092810 File: 1.64 MB, 1942x2242, 20170512_042426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9092541 This one? I never took a picture of the outside of my house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:12:09 2017 No.9092818 >>9092598 i got diabeetus just from reading that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:12:09 2017 No.9092819 >>9092810 Least you have a house anon t. first floor flat dweller with a fatass above me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:55:52 2017 No.9092973 >worked in school cafeteria >coworker claimed to be good at baking >she made it from scratch >mistook salt for sugar >nobody tasted it until it got to the principal >the end

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:02:08 2017 No.9092991 >>9092973 I saw that happen to a pastry chef at a Michelin starred restaurant I was working at

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:10:40 2017 No.9093026 >>9088001 what is this recent bullshit about cooking things in nyquil, jesus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:18:59 2017 No.9093045 >>9092395 >Wait, I saw the vid where he couldn't start a wood/charcoal bbq (when promoting his "best BBQ sauce in the USA" to some Texans.) I don't know who your talking about and google image search is no help, got a reference?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:32:42 2017 No.9093102 >>9092973 That's what you get for not tasting your cooking all the way. How can you make good food if you won't even sample it?

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:36:27 2017 No.9093123

>>9088061
Who the hell under normal circumstances has half a eaten pizza with him / her in the train while it's night?

There's nobody next to her to eat the pizza with and even then if i myself were to be in a drunk situation with a fresh pizza in my claws i'd not shut a eye until it's safe in my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:48:59 2017 No.9093173 >>9093026 Purple Drank Shortage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:08:37 2017 No.9093232 >>9088015 make sure the pizza touched the floor really good and then put it back in the box and on her lap so she goes home and eats it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:19:11 2017 No.9093259 >>9088029 >Quinky Sauce The depressing part is that there are actual adults so mentally stunted they A) Think that's a funny cute name B) Think that tastes good C) Think it's okay to force everybody to eat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:25:30 2017 No.9093268 File: 243 KB, 400x400, Me2harbinger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9091877 What's that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:31:27 2017 No.9093282 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, jack and kitchenaid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:36:05 2017 No.9093295 >>9091712 That's not how this works, roastie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:47:02 2017 No.9093321 >>9088029 i remember this thread, i actually tried quinky sauce, it wasn't terrible but you're a fucking idiot if you expect a kid to eat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:08:38 2017 No.9093386 >>9093123 Someone who wants pizza while it's night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:44:30 2017 No.9093506 File: 307 KB, 1200x900, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:46:33 2017 No.9093513 >>9087985 >>9087999 pee noise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:59:46 2017 No.9093578 >>9092026 It was in Turkey. Obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:02:07 2017 No.9093592 >>9092521 No, faggot. It is. It's part of both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:05:03 2017 No.9093604 >>9087933 The proper way to eat New York pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:12:33 2017 No.9093639 >>9093604 Deepdish or die

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:20:23 2017 No.9093687 >>9091964 The link is two electrodes with an air gap (that becomes a water gap) when submerged. Just like the sausage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:28:13 2017 No.9093716 >>9091662 JUST LET IT COOK UNTIL IT'S DONE YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL. Holy FUCK I've gone past the point of being mad at Jack to laughing at him to once again being mad because HE CAN'T COOK ANYTHING AT ALL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:45:43 2017 No.9093780 >>9090278 in what world do you live where they don't?

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 20:04:17 2017 No.9093857

>>9092439
The USA is 60% white. London is like 97% white. If you go to a white majority city or town its happy and being on a train isnt a worry. But with big city's with lots of cultures like New York or California there are gangs of people and there are angry looking people. I think there were nice people until these gangs got here. Now everyone is on edge. Every single person except the gangs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 20:08:53 2017 No.9093878 File: 156 KB, 651x975, Screen Shot 2017-06-26 at 01.06.14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093857 i'm sure your gang culture is scary enough but i've been on NY and LA metros and haven't felt it's that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 20:12:17 2017 No.9093890 >>9093878 I didn't go to the LA metro. I was scared enough up top. I was scared enough in my car.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 20:46:34 2017 No.9094007 >>9087933 This made me sad. :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 20:53:50 2017 No.9094040 File: 23 KB, 600x484, c4a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093857 >London is 97% white

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 20:59:50 2017 No.9094074 >>9092442 dumb retards. when will they learn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:02:35 2017 No.9094082 >>9092819 I have the same problem. Hopefully, the bitch dies of a heart attack soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:03:44 2017 No.9094087 >>9088069 Why not do both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:06:28 2017 No.9094097 >>9089969 He was found in philly missing his head and arms. RIP hitchhiking bot, RIP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:08:41 2017 No.9094107 File: 73 KB, 1000x946, Bowl_of_eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093268 You don't have to know, but you do need to eat these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:09:17 2017 No.9094111 >>9090278 ^This. They sit down, push buttons, and talk all day. If that wears them out then how can they do anything a man can do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:23:38 2017 No.9094175 >>9093045 Seems to be a guy named jack scalfani.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:30:04 2017 No.9094208 >>9091807 >>9091788 >>9093780 Found the stupid women. Fuck off this board and learn to actually cook. Fucking wastes of flesh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:31:35 2017 No.9094216 >>9094208 lmao don't cry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:33:19 2017 No.9094228 >>9094208 you're this mad because women fall asleep on trains? i don't even see what line has been crossed for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:37:34 2017 No.9094246 >>9094216 >>9094228 Haha like i thought stupid women that cant keep their mouth shut and have a need to have the last word. The dishes are dirty. Wash them useless bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:39:37 2017 No.9094255 >>9093506 hey at least the crock pot stayed in tact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:43:47 2017 No.9094273 >>9094246 ironic when you're equally desperate to have the final say mind you don't damage your keyboard with the flood of tears, I'm sure the other children over at /r9k/ will miss you if you can't post any more

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:45:04 2017 No.9094279 >>9094273 But you couldnt have just beem the bigger pwrson and not responded. Fucking dumb cunt. Think for once in your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:45:18 2017 No.9094280 >>9094246 Dude, your syntax is fucking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:47:11 2017 No.9094289 >>9094279 what about you being the bigger person are you de facto admitting that you're not a big person by slighting me for not letting you get the last word in

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:47:29 2017 No.9094290 >>9087950 Don't you see those 2 missing slices?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:49:27 2017 No.9094296 >>9093857 you fucking retard, chicago had more murders last year than la and ny combined. those are a safehaven compared to the hard streets of the 'go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:50:23 2017 No.9094301 >>9094296 chiraq needs to be nuked

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:50:43 2017 No.9094302 >>9094246 Didn't I have an argument with you in a whisky thread the other day? I dread the thought that there might be more than one person out there who types with as much retardation as you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:52:19 2017 No.9094308 File: 489 KB, 1163x3269, the grocery store jester.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:52:28 2017 No.9094309 >>9094302 >>9094289 >>9094280 Haha dumb cunts thanks for the yous. Now go wash the dishes and sweep the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:53:48 2017 No.9094316 >>9094246 Pajeet pls. Focus less on women and more on aiming into the loo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:54:03 2017 No.9094317 File: 25 KB, 326x343, 6a00e5514400848834010535b77c94970b-500wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093026

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:56:03 2017 No.9094327 >>9094309 Act how you like for whatever reason you want, but when you act like a retard, you just look like a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:58:55 2017 No.9094339 >>9094316 That was a low blow dude. I would hate on you for being a woman but i would never wish on my worse enemy a fate like that of being born an indian in india.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 21:59:58 2017 No.9094343 >>9094327 And yet youre still a woman. A dumb one at that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 22:01:48 2017 No.9094352 >>9092515 >bread horizontally sliced kek'd to death

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 22:03:35 2017 No.9094359 >>9094343 Except I'm not, and you're still a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 22:18:39 2017 No.9094413 >>9091547 >salvage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 22:37:27 2017 No.9094483 File: 182 KB, 1024x768, hikki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9094343 >>>/r9k/ >>>/wiz/ They're calling your name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 22:57:12 2017 No.9094560 >>9093506 how can one image express so much grief

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:07:01 2017 No.9094598 >>9087933 She ded. >>9092515 lost it at the missing parts of the burnt paper plate >>9093506 >That moment when you just have to let it sit for a second and take in the disaster that your life has become I know this feel all too well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:09:55 2017 No.9094608 >>9094598 This isn't youtube, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:11:43 2017 No.9094614 File: 129 KB, 600x378, disgust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9094598 what the fuck are you doing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:16:02 2017 No.9094626 >>9094483 God damn, ever since they put down Scooby Shaggy wasn't the same.

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:18:48 2017 No.9094640
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>>9094608
I built a skin for 4chan that makes it look just like youtube though. It's swanky. I paused you btw. brb.

>>9094614
Posting on the 4chins/ck while taking a sip. What are youuuu doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:21:40 2017 No.9094654 >>9094640 Maybe you didn't get the hint. Please stop posting, and making this a worse place for us all. sage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:52:58 2017 No.9094779 >>9094308 This is fucking outta control oh my god

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:58:51 2017 No.9094797 File: 42 KB, 500x619, McChicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9094654 T H I C C

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:00:02 2017 No.9094801 >>9094308 Oh god, /tv/ memes keep bleeding into other boards...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:32:18 2017 No.9094918 >>9094801 Are you telling me that grocery store jesters are a /tv/ meme?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:34:29 2017 No.9094922 >>9094308 I would unironically enjoy grocery store jesters. Imagine how unpredictable and adventurous something so mundane and simple a grocery store outing would be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:34:40 2017 No.9094923 >>9094296 That's why I avoided it. I will never go there. Where I live its like 99.9% white so I don't experience anything bad. The news here is like. "Kathy's dog has gone missing" or "happy birthday to blah blah and blah"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:42:22 2017 No.9094931 >>9094801 /tv/ is /ck/'s sister board retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:50:22 2017 No.9094958 >>9094308 there's another jester thread up...till mods delet it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 00:51:26 2017 No.9094960 >>9093282 CAN'T HE DO ANYTHING RIGHT? AHHH

Anonymous Mon Jun 26 01:08:49 2017 No.9095031

>>9091645
>>9091683
>>9092451
Had to Google what the fuck a syn was
>Synsis shorthand for synergy –Slimming Worldbelieves it's the synergy between the three components of the plan, ie. Free Foods, Healthy Extras andSyns, that makes Food Optimising effective at enabling weight loss. Nevertheless, many of theSynsare effectively what otherdietplans would call 'treats'.

Some further reading

>encouraging dieters to freely eat foods that are lower in calories but high in nutrients such as pasta, lean meat, rice, fish, fruit and veg, whilst limiting calorie-packed foods that are nutrient-poor such as biscuits and booze

>Pasta
>Rich in nutrients and low in calories
This sounds like a diet for fat people who are convinced they'll get skinnier while eating just as much. Obviously it's better to eat low calorie density foods to lose weight (spoiler: pasta doesn't count) but if you still keep eating a lot of calories it doesn't matter where they come from. How do people fall for this shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 01:18:20 2017 No.9095063 File: 61 KB, 605x807, 21-funny-dads-who-are-definitely-nailing-this-whole-parenting-thing-8-is-just-brilliant-13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087950 I would've tapped het on the shoulder yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 01:20:51 2017 No.9095075 >>9094923 >racial tension isn't a myth Is segregation the answer? Like like-races dont already corral their business already

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 01:22:02 2017 No.9095079 >>9092973 I've heard this story irl before. You in NYC?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 01:31:02 2017 No.9095104 >>9094308 That thread made my night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 01:50:05 2017 No.9095167 File: 20 KB, 349x344, bleak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >post a picture of sleepy pizza woman >becomes /pol/ and /bant/ in 3.5 femtoseconds C-can it be 2018 already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:17:32 2017 No.9095252 >>9092395 you seem to be lost, reddit queer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:31:15 2017 No.9095291 >>9095252 >replying to more than one post is reddit How would you have him do it, faggot? You want him to choke up the post count by making a separate post for each one, you shitstain newfag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:36:29 2017 No.9095306 >>9095291 trying way too hard to fit in, reddit transplant.

Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:43:34 2017 No.9095323

>>9095306
Give me a fucking answer you literal infant. It'll take more than screeching about reddit in every post to actually belong here. What's the accepted 4chan way of replying to multiple people if you're such a fucking authority? Here's a hint: it's not by being a retard who makes a separate post for every anon you want to reply to, you walking jizzstain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:50:41 2017 No.9095346 >>9093592 >part of both I knew kebabs were retarded, but this must be bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:51:46 2017 No.9095347 >>9095104 continue it with the other jester thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:53:26 2017 No.9095350 >>9091662 Reminds me of the time I made a pecan pie, and forgot the eggs. Looked so perfect. Completely liquid under the top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:53:40 2017 No.9095353 File: 178 KB, 3952x3720, 1489103057391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9095323 >he thinks this is about formatting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 02:56:33 2017 No.9095359 >>9095323 >this fucking reddit kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 03:05:39 2017 No.9095379 File: 54 KB, 540x405, tumblr_orvnxpj7751vp2ixso1_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087933

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 03:13:32 2017 No.9095398 File: 24 KB, 504x360, yred.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087933

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 03:18:44 2017 No.9095414 File: 138 KB, 1023x681, e0b2fe13419f75fd44ed23b0ae897a8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088029 That thread and the meme spam a couple weeks after was golden Almost as legendary as Irish Stew Guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 03:28:59 2017 No.9095431 >>9094246 Go to r9k you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 03:32:26 2017 No.9095437 >>9095323 lul >ur supposed to call everyone a faggot and nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 05:55:31 2017 No.9095696 File: 233 KB, 1024x1024, 1425538446486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093506 >tfw this scene has happened to me without the cat Feels bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 06:42:30 2017 No.9095749 File: 89 KB, 468x498, democracy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so far little humor, lots of cringe. Though got a chuckle or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 06:54:59 2017 No.9095771 >>9093123 >Go to Italian restaurant alone >Order pizza >They serve a giant pizza >Eat a portion of it >Ask for a doggy bag/take away the rest of the meal >Take tube home Maybe you can't into portions, that's why you and your family are fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 07:07:31 2017 No.9095797 >>9095431 Triggered much? Get your rotting cunt out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 08:00:16 2017 No.9095893 >>9092083 Lol?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 08:38:48 2017 No.9095951 >>9094626 If you'd been through all that spooky shit you'd probably go full tinfoil too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 09:20:42 2017 No.9096034 >>9095075 Genocide

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 12:16:53 2017 No.9096470 File: 146 KB, 2026x715, two guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9095167 you think shit is gonna get better in this world? Society is building up towards something, and i don't like it. Savour your freedom while you can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 12:30:49 2017 No.9096500 >>9093282 How can he be so FUCKING dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 12:36:54 2017 No.9096528 >>9096500 It's an act.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 12:49:52 2017 No.9096563 File: 1.25 MB, 635x865, Avocado and Omelette.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone Ironically praised their husband for cooking them this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 13:17:57 2017 No.9096642 >>9096563 Honestly, that doesn't look horrible. She's probably more happy about getting breakfast in general rather than what it was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 13:20:18 2017 No.9096646 >>9087933 She probably put it back in the box and fed it to her kids

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 13:31:01 2017 No.9096673 >>9096642 >that doesn't look that horrible. Thats an omlette not a crepe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 13:33:14 2017 No.9096677 >>9096673 Nevermind, I didn't even know it was possible to get an omelet that color.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 13:51:40 2017 No.9096727 >>9095323 >please teach me how to fit in so I can stop being a blatantly reddit newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 14:41:01 2017 No.9096883 File: 1.78 MB, 270x188, 1496761570199.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9096563 >>9096642 I thought it was a pizza....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 15:11:17 2017 No.9096990 >>9094246 You have to be 18+ to browse this site

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 15:26:38 2017 No.9097047 >>9088061 No sober woman is going to buy a whole pizza for herself (unless they're 250lbs+), then fall asleep on the tube and drop it on the floor. It's like you've never been to England.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 15:32:46 2017 No.9097067 >>9092083 xD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 16:47:31 2017 No.9097262 >>9093890 Then you're a fucking pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 16:55:16 2017 No.9097288 >>9096563 Whats wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:02:16 2017 No.9097301 >>9097288 Omelet is horribly overcooked Toast is unevenly and, and has a tiny amount of what nearly-gone-bad avocado on it, which isn't even spread out properly? It shows a lack of skill and a lack of care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:18:19 2017 No.9097346 >>9097288 A lot.

Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:21:20 2017 No.9097361

>>9097047
Why not? Do they not have refrigerators in England? Do people not buy whole pizzas in England? Do people not bring food to others in England? Do people not get sleepy at night in England? Do people not drop things in England? England sounds like a strange and magical place!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:23:02 2017 No.9097367 >>9092083 Where's the funny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:41:02 2017 No.9097439 >>9091701 it's fine. Subway floors are known for being very hygienic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:47:36 2017 No.9097458 >>9092693 I know what this is but can't find the youtube vid Anyone got that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:52:42 2017 No.9097486 >>9094483 ZOINKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:04:45 2017 No.9097522 File: 1.13 MB, 480x270, 1472501997910.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093282 this would be adorable if Jack wasn't a disgusting old fat man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:08:56 2017 No.9097535 >>9095323 literally rebbit: the post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:31:21 2017 No.9097597 File: 21 KB, 193x182, 1430573462387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087985 lol he can't even look here in the eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:34:41 2017 No.9097601 File: 170 KB, 800x1000, 1481070013050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9095323 >walking jizzstain holy fuck even your """insults""" are literally plebbit tier. fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:39:15 2017 No.9097622 >>9094040 >>9093857 Holy fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:39:54 2017 No.9097627 >>9095252 >>9095306 >>9097601 This is some bush-league b8 right here, guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:53:05 2017 No.9097665 File: 1.18 MB, 1390x1104, 1486054129042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093857 >London is like 97% white

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 20:05:42 2017 No.9097949 >>9089941 What am I looking at here?

Anonymous Mon Jun 26 20:24:57 2017 No.9098038

>>9093857
>>9094923
lmao you fucking shook whiteys
this is unreal i bet you guys think youre a real tough guy who can handle themselves and fantasize about saving girls during robberies at the gas station or something
but youre too scared to ride public transit or exist around black people hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 20:54:59 2017 No.9098155 >>9098038 No I don't think that. But I believe that Africa is for the Africans and white country's are for white people. I could take one on probably just not a gang. And I don't carry a gun with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 20:56:01 2017 No.9098160 >>9097665 Kek e k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:22:24 2017 No.9098260 File: 320 KB, 1903x756, Irish Stew Guy 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9095414 Man, I almost forgot about that guy. Dumping caps since no one else did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:23:44 2017 No.9098264 File: 248 KB, 1278x667, Irish Stew Guy 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098260

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:25:40 2017 No.9098271 File: 257 KB, 1476x1606, Irish Stew Guy 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098264

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:46:00 2017 No.9098330 >>9087950 I would have given her a bowl of eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:49:42 2017 No.9098342 >>9088001 I fucking lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:53:08 2017 No.9098357 >>9092370 >>9093592 Anatolia is in Asia. Only the Edirne side is in Europe. Bacca was murdered in Anatolia. I hope the Kurds and Syrians turn your country into a Mad Max-style wasteland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:57:26 2017 No.9098374 >>9092515 lmao this is the guy with a fridge full of mountain dew too right? and one where he's eating nuggies at that "table." im convinced this is just a meme room in a meme house or something, how can a person unironically live like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 22:39:27 2017 No.9098481 >>9090076 Just say you're muslim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 22:41:35 2017 No.9098485 >>9098374 >this is just a meme room in a meme house What the fuck are we becoming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 22:42:51 2017 No.9098488 >>9092515 jej at the half gatorade bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 23:00:28 2017 No.9098534 >>9093506 Eat well and True Kitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:36:00 2017 No.9099328 File: 17 KB, 493x402, 1290774875386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098260 >>9098264 >>9098271 How can someone be so blind to social stimuli?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:53:13 2017 No.9099366 >>9096883 cute snek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 04:55:02 2017 No.9099373 File: 1.21 MB, 260x209, download.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098481 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 09:50:21 2017 No.9099933 >>9099328 If anon isn't joking, then he's definitely on the spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 10:05:25 2017 No.9099969 File: 2.59 MB, 2691x1526, Pizzafridge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098374 My life is a meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 10:07:47 2017 No.9099973 >>9099969 >image >\ck\ KYS yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 10:09:52 2017 No.9099979 File: 1.71 MB, 1440x1503, 20170626_224209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9097458 https://vid.me/IHoJ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pure kino.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 11:01:58 2017 No.9100117 >>9092693 >>9092630 https://vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu lmao Where is the video of him failing to operate a smoker?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 12:36:07 2017 No.9100303 >>9097361 Read the first sentence again newfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 13:20:43 2017 No.9100415 >>9092419 >Pippa Baka

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 13:30:20 2017 No.9100436 >>9093506 I've been close to this happening with a few dishes that I spent some time at this image and the image of Kevin from the office always flashes across my mind as I secure the pot and take a step back to count my blessings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 14:52:57 2017 No.9100743 >>9096563 How do you fuck up an omelette that much and if you're gonna put oxidized avocado on bread at least make it a spread jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 14:57:38 2017 No.9100753 >>9093386 Last time I got shitfaced and craved pizza I created the best pizza mankind had ever seen, and then fell asleep and set off the fucking fire alarm. I'm not gonna go and hate on drunk people for ordering out, it's really quite sensible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 16:22:33 2017 No.9101049 >>9087950 >Helping people Do you want to go to fucking court?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 16:26:28 2017 No.9101062 >>9088845 >>9092515 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvS6bOKLhFs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 22:23:45 2017 No.9102300 >>9094308 How boring.

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 22:29:54 2017 No.9102322

I used to work at papa johns.

someone calls in a carry out order and sent their niglet to pick it up. He is carrying it normally. Then he crosses the street. He orientates the pizza vertically and tucks it under his arm. Then you see him pumping his arms as he sprints across the street.

Me, the boss, and some of the drivers are just staring out the plate glass front of the store, watching this. It cracks us up something fierce. Then we call up his parents to tell them what happened. we can hear them calling him a dumbass throughout the house. We then tell them we'll just send another pizza to them for no charge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 01:03:07 2017 No.9102771 >>9092810 Is that cat trying to hang itself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 03:36:35 2017 No.9103097 >>9100117 >"We think you came here to shill your celebritydom rather than be about barbeque" >tfw close the video after he says he answers all his Youtube e-mails

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 04:22:33 2017 No.9103158 >>9088001 I remember that thread

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 09:13:39 2017 No.9103539
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>>9092083
I got a stew related one too, though yours isn't funny.
>be younger
>over at friend's place
>his mom says she's gonna "cook" us some stew
>I'm hyped as fuck, I love stew
>comes back from grocery with like, 10 of these and proceeds to dump them all in a big pot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 11:47:28 2017 No.9103921 File: 106 KB, 1502x1232, AYYYY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9093857 >London is like 97% white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 11:56:16 2017 No.9103942 File: 2.27 MB, 1424x4652, ck_microwave_disaster_sfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 12:00:56 2017 No.9103962 >>9103942 4chan is best when it's like gazing into an abyss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 12:32:40 2017 No.9104052 >>9089941 I want to think that's a blueberry in some sort of pastry. Am I wrong?

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 12:55:33 2017 No.9104104

>>9097522
Anyone ever watch Mattv2099?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvK70t1sjk

Dude tries to disable this clock 17 by putting it in different foods.

>Put it in melted butter then let it cool and harden
>Put it in ice cream like he did the butter
>Baked it into a cake
>Deep fried it
>Jello video I posted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 13:12:43 2017 No.9104159 >>9093506 modern_woman.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 16:04:58 2017 No.9104858 >>9098374 Literal meme life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:00:39 2017 No.9105470 >>9098038 I'm not scared to be around niggers I just hate being around their ape behavior. There's a reason we keep you in big zoos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:14:55 2017 No.9105529 >>9092598 where's the nyquil hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:44:27 2017 No.9105695 File: 141 KB, 500x522, 1498609913441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098038

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 19:59:05 2017 No.9105762 >>9089822 >tfw you realize this is now 4chan's go-to excuse for not interacting with girls in real life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:02:46 2017 No.9105774 >>9105762 It's sad. I see women saying they're afraid of men because they could be rapists and I see men saying they're afraid of women because they'll accuse them of being rapists. I wish people didn't have to fear each other.

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:14:13 2017 No.9105812 >>9099328 literal autism t. autist

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:16:58 2017 No.9105822 >>9089969 >Nah, it's living in a major US city. like he said, bizarre

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:22:22 2017 No.9105836 >>9102771 wouldn't you?

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:24:30 2017 No.9105839 >>9098485 something not of this earth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:25:47 2017 No.9105846 File: 63 KB, 230x260, Screenshot_2017-06-28-18-24-25~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9105695

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:26:32 2017 No.9105851 >>9095031 >How do people fall for this shit? because they want to they want to believe in a magic ritual they can do that will cure their fatness

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:27:43 2017 No.9105855 >>9094208 fedoras intensify

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:34:05 2017 No.9105875 >>9096883 i guess i dont know what i thought a snake drinking looked like that but wasnt it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:38:19 2017 No.9105885 File: 135 KB, 500x522, fatfuckers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9105695 No racism outside /b/, please. I have made your cruel microaggression against the african american race, food related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:41:28 2017 No.9105893 File: 33 KB, 400x317, 74202EFF-4414-43ED-9A33-0DF0CC500E79-9851-000010DE64B6E1FE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9095749

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:51:43 2017 No.9105934 >>9099969 Are you that guy with the disgusting house? Like with the toilet seat with throw up?

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 20:52:27 2017 No.9105939 >>9094918 it's the same style as /tv/'s theater threads, with the no singles policy and the falcons and whatever else they've cooked up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:26:07 2017 No.9106060 File: 40 KB, 639x424, whatisyoudoin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9092515

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:31:25 2017 No.9106336 File: 410 KB, 320x240, 1480051659489.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9098264 >>9098271 >>9098260 Please tell me there are more of these

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:47:05 2017 No.9106403 >>9094640 wtf????????????????????????????????? this guy is making jokes from 2006 gaming forums

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:49:04 2017 No.9106412 Did the "wa la!" Thread ever get capped?

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:54:18 2017 No.9106432

>>9099328
i love /ck/ because it's a board that is somehow stuck in 2010 and is 15 years old. the naivety is refreshing.

the irish stew guy is obviously trolling and you're retarded if you think otherwise. he's a fucking funny ass dude too, it's a shame that his work doesn't get as much credit cause /ck/ is so stupid to believe that it's real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:26:51 2017 No.9106546 File: 301 KB, 1920x1080, scud-personnage-toy-story-02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106432 Work? Are you telling me there's more, or are you really calling three screencaps of autistic rambling a body of work?

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 23:44:05 2017 No.9106605 File: 10 KB, 756x96, _ck_ takes acid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 23:44:49 2017 No.9106607 File: 90 KB, 990x172, _ck_ caramlizes OP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonỿmous Wed Jun 28 23:45:22 2017 No.9106610 File: 3 KB, 125x93, _d_ makes a meal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:50:39 2017 No.9106625

>>9106432
For the longest time I did believe this was real. This one time while reading the "(they are unmarried but live together)" line it struck me as too perfect. Once I saw that the entire thing unraveled and the suspension of disbelief came crashing down. Now I appreciate the writing but it's nowhere half as much fun as thinking this is a real guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:26:38 2017 No.9106902 >>9092515 >short circuit cooking >the burning hotdog fire >the bread sliced the wrong way >the half a gatorade bottle >the burnt place missing pieces >that shitty table and chair hardest I've laughed in a long fucking time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:28:54 2017 No.9106910 >>9099973 >\ck\ I thought he was trying to write "ick!". What a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:49:51 2017 No.9106971 File: 200 KB, 823x677, issuethree36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9092083

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:52:19 2017 No.9106977 >>9087950 they probably just don't have any eggs on the train

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:58:33 2017 No.9106995 >>9092395 >voted for trump At least he did something right for once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:15:53 2017 No.9107036 >>9094308 >Picture for large ants

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:57:39 2017 No.9107127 File: 101 KB, 802x556, 3463789829283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087933

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 11:53:05 2017 No.9108148 File: 3.12 MB, 2340x4160, IMG_20170611_130710123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9104052 Correct, here's the original image

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 13:05:15 2017 No.9108299 >>9098260 >>9098264 >>9098271 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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