Nice hiss

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Anonymous Thu Jun 22 22:00:43 2017 No.9083095 [Reply] [Original]

Nice hiss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 22:02:25 2017 No.9083099 definitely rancid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 22:04:15 2017 No.9083103 alright...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 22:46:19 2017 No.9083209 When there's no hiss, you just know it's probably gonna be some fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 23:09:12 2017 No.9083300 >>9083095 I've never smoked before but he videos kind of make me want to

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 23:25:40 2017 No.9083357 >>9083300 Not worth it m8. Expensive as fuck and really fucks with your physical/mental state. t. smoker

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 23:29:05 2017 No.9083368 File: 499 KB, 388x520, nice!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, it's edible! wait no, it's rancid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 23:30:10 2017 No.9083374 >>9083300 Go ahead and smoke but cigarettes are terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 22 23:41:58 2017 No.9083406 >>9083300 Please don't it's so bad for you. Also makes it harder to get an erection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 00:56:47 2017 No.9083632 >>9083300 all these 12 year olds. if you can smoke a cigarette from the 40s like he does i would try it, smoking one cigarette doesnt make you addicted, its not crack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:00:38 2017 No.9083644 >>9083095 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:01:18 2017 No.9083646 >>9083368 takes another bite oh yeah that's rancid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:07:36 2017 No.9083661 File: 2.30 MB, 1334x750, IMG_1800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] His latest RCI video is ultrakino >ywn be as handsome and rugged as Steve not nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:17:32 2017 No.9083689 MRE Shaggy Rogers is the most based man on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:29:39 2017 No.9083721 File: 27 KB, 480x443, 1494864368317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hmm >mm >hmmhmm >oh >hmmm >oh wow >that is awful

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:32:03 2017 No.9083726 Is this the /friendsimulator/ general?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:33:35 2017 No.9083732 >>9083646 I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this shit hilarious

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:35:15 2017 No.9083737 Can anyone explain why some food that old is still good and others rancid? I understand stuff separates over time, like oil, but I don't get how everything isn't just poisonous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 01:37:39 2017 No.9083752 >>9083300 there is probably a world of difference between an 80 yr old cigarette and one from 7/11

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 12:11:14 2017 No.9085095 >>9083661 >ywn be as handsome and rugged as Steve why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 13:31:14 2017 No.9085313 >>9085095 Hi Steve!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 13:35:22 2017 No.9085322 >>9085313 hello anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 15:09:50 2017 No.9085654 File: 1.52 MB, 668x936, stylized steve man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083368 Hot off the presses.

Anonymous Fri Jun 23 15:16:38 2017 No.9085680
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>>9083661
He is quite handsome and seems like he would be prime bf material
>you'll never live with Steve in his bunker during ww3 as he hand feeds you german chocolate from ww2
>he'll never hold you in his strong arms as he smokes 70 year old cigarettes
>tfw no homo
>>9083737
Some stuff probably got contaminated with an anaerobic bacteria that could survive the low oxygen conditions in the cans

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 15:20:59 2017 No.9085702 >>9085680 gays are fucked in the head desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 15:22:07 2017 No.9085707 >>9083752 old tobacco doesn't really taste like anything, the nicotine breaks down so you don't get a buzz or anything. it's like smoking a cigarette that got wet and dried out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 15:39:50 2017 No.9085787 >>9085322 wouldn't doubt him being on here honestly, someone on /k/ noticed a remove kebob patch on his shelf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 23 16:40:03 2017 No.9085990 File: 43 KB, 500x500, pacha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085654 Nice. Let's get this onto a tray.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 00:01:59 2017 No.9087433 >>9083646 Well It's edible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 00:08:05 2017 No.9087447 does he even eat normal food? If i invited him over to my house, what would i even give him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 00:57:23 2017 No.9087566 File: 60 KB, 728x740, 635093846585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087447 wanna impress him? a dozen russian pork fat foil tins. about $550

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 00:59:52 2017 No.9087569 He looks like Big Cass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:07:10 2017 No.9087580 His best video hands down is the WWII energy chocolate and cigarettes. What a fuckin find this is, and the way it's still palatable today is cool. The chocolate especially seems like an amazing piece of food-engineering https://youtu.be/hmdLnPGZ0Rc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:08:13 2017 No.9087582 >>9087566 Has he done any Soviet rations? I'd love to see that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:09:25 2017 No.9087583 >>9087580 WWII German* chocolate and cigarettes, excuse me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:10:32 2017 No.9087588 File: 99 KB, 500x341, 1497498587426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083661 >tfw you see Steve uploaded a new vid Aw yeah time to sit down with a cup of tea and embrace the comfiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:15:19 2017 No.9087599 >>9087588 2*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:16:22 2017 No.9087602 >>9087580 kino

Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:18:29 2017 No.9087606
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>hmm, this [dish] isn't as good as I was hoping it was going to be
>ah well, I'm happy with it. I'm happy with most things. And I always will be.

I forget which video he said this in but it made my night. What a good dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:19:47 2017 No.9087611 >>9083661 >looks like an 80's porn star >is actually the purest Is Steve the pinnacle of gap moe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:30:02 2017 No.9087641 >>9083661 I never served but from the folks I know who did, it's obvious Steve is the pinnacle of veteran-dork

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:31:20 2017 No.9087642 Who is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:33:46 2017 No.9087650 >>9083095 Heh. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:34:54 2017 No.9087653 >>9087642 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:36:50 2017 No.9087660 >>9087641 Steve was never in the military. He became interested in MREs when his dad some some for him as a kid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:37:52 2017 No.9087663 >>9087642 www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA He taste-tests and reviews MREs, modern and old, and is very positive and chill. He's like if Bob Ross decided to subject himself to botulism instead of painting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:39:25 2017 No.9087666 >>9087663 Bob ross had to eat some of the MRE's he tests

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:46:26 2017 No.9087680 File: 117 KB, 800x714, 1495167104100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087582 not yet, but here's hoping

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:49:17 2017 No.9087691 File: 1.86 MB, 303x227, 1494232254339.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087606 amen his positivity is breathtaking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:50:18 2017 No.9087693 >>9087582 >>9087680 www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgICbOwP7NQ Not necessarily Soviet but still Russian. This is one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:52:30 2017 No.9087695 File: 21 KB, 480x360, 1495246230372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw normies will soon get to him and he will never be the same again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:54:18 2017 No.9087699 File: 281 KB, 371x532, 1496774182945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fun fact: Steve can read like 5 different languages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:56:33 2017 No.9087707 File: 215 KB, 1658x806, IMG_7196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083095 >when he's visibly struggling between tasting some obviously spoiled food and doing the right thing I can't take the tension.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:57:09 2017 No.9087710 >>9087695 When he starts doing munchpak unboxings he is dead to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 01:59:16 2017 No.9087714 >>9087699 ニース!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 02:01:10 2017 No.9087719 >>9087714 >not ナイス Gaijin get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 02:02:39 2017 No.9087726 >>9087693 is good i've had that rice. it's aids

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 02:03:41 2017 No.9087728 File: 96 KB, 900x743, IMG_4386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087699 How does he do it!? I must know!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 02:53:35 2017 No.9087838 >>9087580 I think he mentions that in the vid but that chocolate is still produced today, and it's real good. I buy some regularly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 02:57:02 2017 No.9087845 Why do his hands shake so much in newer videos? I'm worried about him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 03:00:06 2017 No.9087848 you idiots can't talk about one meaningful thing. why haven't you considered taking a rope and slinging it around a rafter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 03:04:49 2017 No.9087853 >>9087848 But anon you can't kill what's already dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 03:09:33 2017 No.9087863 >>9085707 Wrong. Watch the videos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 03:25:34 2017 No.9087884 >>9087580 Did he just eat 4000 calories worth of chocolate? He ate a whole disk and said it was 8 pieces per disk and 500 calories per piece,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:22:52 2017 No.9087972 >>9087884 500 calories per tin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 04:50:31 2017 No.9088011 >>9087845 He might film them right after lifting, you can see the barbell callouses on his fingers. My hands usually shake after a good workout.

Anonymous Sat Jun 24 12:15:02 2017 No.9088724

>>9087580
I disagree. For me, it's the 5 man 24 hour ration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkWM6mz_JVo
Perfectly preserved canned bread, peanut butter, a whole can of coffee instant type 1, and best of all, FIVE packs of smokes when he was expecting them to either be gone or totally destroyed. This is the happiest he's ever sounded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 12:16:35 2017 No.9088730 >>9087680 This is a Russian Federation 24 hour one Kot ration. It weighs slightly less than three pounds, and consists of Blini and Cmetaha. Let's see what this looks like on a plat-Nice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 12:17:52 2017 No.9088732 >>9087884 500 calories per tin, and the new ones have 16 wedges per tin. You can get the red ones (best) and the blue ones on Varusteleka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 12:54:33 2017 No.9088836 >>9083357 >smoking is expensive How about you stop smoking several cigs per day, weak addict?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 13:58:17 2017 No.9089006 >>9083300 Don't. t. 2 packs a day

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 14:00:35 2017 No.9089017 >>9089006 How do you go through two packs s day? Are you just continuously chain-smoking? I only need like 2 smokes a day, some days I don't have any at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 14:06:22 2017 No.9089050 >it's a steve is defeated by a ration episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 14:15:31 2017 No.9089086 >>9083095 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 14:36:59 2017 No.9089157 >>9087699 proof?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 14:55:03 2017 No.9089206 >>9088724 >We just gotta grab life by the can and pull the key off That's pretty deep, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 15:10:27 2017 No.9089254 >>9089017 >Are you continuously chainsmoking? I work at a call center. Take that as you will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 18:50:02 2017 No.9089903 File: 172 KB, 1504x1600, Davidoff-Primeros-Dominican-TIn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083300 Try cigarillos or cigars instead of cigarettes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:02:32 2017 No.9089948 >>9083095 Those are the same Jelly Bars as the one in the 1957 CRI he posted yesterday; they looked genuinely tasty in that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:28:34 2017 No.9090008 >>9089948 The jelly bars always looks tasty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:40:23 2017 No.9090030 >>9090008 Not when they've oxidised like in the OP's picture, but the '57 CRI one was the freshest looking one I've seen in Steve's reviews.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 19:41:35 2017 No.9090035 >>9087660 I'm honestly surprised. It's all in the posture. I guess it just comes from being a military nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 21:19:14 2017 No.9090346 >Takes a bite of something >Hear immediate regret in his voice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 23:16:34 2017 No.9090719 File: 93 KB, 426x364, 1495339292202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9090346 >mhm >augh >cmon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 24 23:31:05 2017 No.9090747 >>9090719 literally me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 00:46:22 2017 No.9090921 >>9083646 finishes the entire thing yeah, that's enough of that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 00:56:39 2017 No.9090940 >>9087580 >Eats an entire thing of 75 year old chocolate How is he not dead yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 03:49:00 2017 No.9091322 File: 18 KB, 240x280, 1496319245150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Most more Steves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 03:57:29 2017 No.9091330 File: 175 KB, 384x390, 1495287702020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9091322

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 03:57:45 2017 No.9091331 >>9090940 He dies and his followers put him in a cave. Three days later he comes out, looks to the sky and says "Nice"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 04:19:18 2017 No.9091369 >>9090940 Lots of people asking that in his videos. Seems to be the most common comment he gets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 04:25:45 2017 No.9091373 >>9083737 i don't know that many details, but some foods last a very long time, others go bad relatively fast honey for instance can last hundreds maybe thousands of years other foods go stale or unpalateable but are still basically edible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 05:20:34 2017 No.9091451 File: 29 KB, 600x409, 1417275667426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9090747 and me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 08:03:07 2017 No.9091687 >>9083095 isnt he dead by now? or did he finally posted a video

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 09:16:50 2017 No.9091866 >>9090719 >>9083368 >Somebody saved my OC Nice!

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:03:14 2017 No.9091965
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>>9083721
>>9090719

>lets plate this up
>nice mkay
>this looks gnarly
>not stopping me from tasting it
>mmm
>hmm
>heh
>not very palatable
>yeah this is rancid
>surprisingly it's not stale in the slightest bit
>in the later parts of the war~ wow that coffee
>these cigarettes are unsalted

I've watched like 8 hours of this man eating MREs and netflix, the history channel, or the food network need to give him a show

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:04:52 2017 No.9091971 File: 44 KB, 550x336, nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083095

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 10:59:52 2017 No.9092121

>>9091965
This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from circa. 57-83 AD, this ration was designed to feed a legion for one day! Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray
>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray surrounding a petrified loaf of bread
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! Let's start with this vegetable ration
>Camera zooms in on one dust pile
That's in such great shape, I just can't help myself
>Grabs a pinch
Hmm... Tastes vaguely of grass and dirt.. No, that's not good at all
>Grabs another pinch
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this meat ration.
>Camera zooms on other dust pile
Now, this would have been chicken or mutton, no real way to tell now except a taste test
>Takes pinch
Hmm... You know, I can kinda taste the meat here.... Tastes kinda like chicken... I gotta have more
>Takes another pinch
>Camera cuts to tray missing one pile
Now here we have the real star of the show, the bread. It kinda looks like a rock but this really is in remarkable shape. I'm gonna try and cut it
>Pokes it with P38, chipping it slightly
No hiss
>Footage speeds up as he slowly chips away at the bread
Hmm, didn't really break up evenly. I can't wait to try it
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud crunching can be heard
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid. It's leaving a sort of mouldy film on my teeth as I chew it... I'd probably die if I took another bite
>Takes another bite
Hmm... No this is terrible
>Cuts back to tray
What an experience. Anyway, this is Steve1989 off MREInfo. Hope you liked the video, and I'm gonna be comin at ya with something new. Or old! See ya!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 11:33:12 2017 No.9092210 >>9092121 this would make for a good april 1st video

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 11:38:42 2017 No.9092219 >>9087699 He actually uses a translater.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 11:40:28 2017 No.9092225 File: 270 KB, 500x276, 1493762425958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9092121 you know he knows. 1961 west german survival episode >man these germans make emergency survival actually seem pretty CUT TO PLATE >nice~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 11:43:53 2017 No.9092234 >>9083095 nais...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 12:57:55 2017 No.9092444 File: 304 KB, 458x428, 2017-06-25-115720_458x428_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 13:10:54 2017 No.9092476 >Just think, that cow's been dead for over 60 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:34:48 2017 No.9092697 Fuck you guys, I've been stuck here for 3 hours watching this dudes vids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:39:28 2017 No.9092709 >>9092121 jej Delectable post

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:42:33 2017 No.9092716 >>9092697 wtf how? I watch about one before I sleep sometimes but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:44:18 2017 No.9092723 >>9091331 They say that every time he rises you can hear a nice hiss

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 14:49:50 2017 No.9092741 Do you think after Steve has a nice long pee after waking up he says "Nice piss!"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:16:36 2017 No.9092843 >>9092741 I bet when Steve's playing authentic WWII vidya and a sniper barely misses him he says "Nice miss!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:24:45 2017 No.9092869 >>9089050 >Fuck it this is too gross even for me >Cuts off camera ... Woah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:38:28 2017 No.9092917 >>9089050 Yeah this is rancid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 15:59:02 2017 No.9092981 >>9092741 >>9092843 Someone should get him a pet snake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 16:33:18 2017 No.9093107 >>9092981 Steve strikes me as a cat kind of guy, and they hiss too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:09:13 2017 No.9093236 >>9091322 It's really hard to be in a bad mood while watching Steve, dude doesn't look like he's let down that often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:20:32 2017 No.9093262 >when the meal is savory and mildly tangy with a slightly sweet undertone

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:30:58 2017 No.9093279
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>>9083300
>I've never smoked before but he videos kind of make me want to

Pack+ per day smoker who has given up on ever quitting (nothing works) and I'm here to tell you that smoking the stupidest fucking thing ever.

$68.49 for a carton of cigarettes every week and I get absolutely nothing out of it, other than maintaining my addiction to nicotine that comes from smoking cigarettes...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 17:36:47 2017 No.9093297 >>9093279 I smoke a pack a week and find smoking very enjoyable. Nice break to clear your head space when at work or that first smoke of the day or when you're at the bar; the best place to socialize is in the smokers pit.

Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:03:15 2017 No.9093366

>>9083357
>>9083374
>>9083406
>>9089006
>>9093279
How? Like actually how? I've literally been an off and on smoker for a decade now. I go months without smoking and then occasionally I'll buy a pack but I never smoke more than 2 a day when I do. The only time I ever smoke more is when I drink and I haven't smoked while drunk in a dog's age. Am I just some kind of anomaly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:06:25 2017 No.9093377 >>9093366 you don't actually enjoy tobacco you just smoke to look cool in front of your friends. aka you're a massive summer faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:12:20 2017 No.9093396 >>9093377 >t. pathetic tobacco addict Bro, just because I can smoke for pleasure and that's all doesn't make me some kind of faggot. People drink for pleasure all the time without being alcoholics. You're obviously just weaker willed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 18:20:28 2017 No.9093425 File: 14 KB, 679x427, HA face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9091331 Time to quit the internet. There will be no better response than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:17:38 2017 No.9093673 >>9093279 >nothing works Try not being a pussy, it works 100%

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:34:03 2017 No.9093742 this guy makes me hungry and sick at the same time and has made me absolutely crave saltines and some weird flavor jam on top. today i was eating it and i thought of him and a nasty ration and lost my appetite

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 19:39:05 2017 No.9093754 File: 55 KB, 639x606, 1497153899288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087695 no hiss

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:16:06 2017 No.9094628 File: 190 KB, 446x640, Untitled-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 25 23:17:24 2017 No.9094632 File: 258 KB, 500x406, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 04:02:37 2017 No.9095492 >>9093396 dude just take summer classes or something, don't you have anything better to do than look cool on an anonymous image board?

Anonymous Mon Jun 26 05:07:49 2017 No.9095624
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>/ck/ hypes up this guy and tells me he eats old gross shit
>Watch several episodes
>He never eats anything gross

Just like Five Guys Burger and Fries, /ck/'s hype is much larger than its bite

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 05:43:21 2017 No.9095686 File: 7 KB, 252x240, 1427080720596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9091331

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 07:03:18 2017 No.9095790 >>9087580 His hands shake too much

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 10:11:56 2017 No.9096166 what episode has the chesterfield cigarette that he always references?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 10:15:33 2017 No.9096175 >>9095624 Old ass expired MREs are pretty gross dude. Hell MREs in general are pretty damn gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 10:25:19 2017 No.9096198 >>9095624 He posted one literally three days ago where he basically put on HAZMAT when he opened the tins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd0mWi-E_sI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 17:56:06 2017 No.9097497 >>9096198 Oh dear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:19:23 2017 No.9097564 >>9096198 >Oh wow that's- >I think that's still fine >That's amazing >Yeah that tastes totally weird >Um, oh no >Well He's too good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 18:57:16 2017 No.9097674 >no hiss Disappointing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 19:20:08 2017 No.9097750 Do we know anything about him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 19:21:40 2017 No.9097761 >>9097750 He's a landscaper in Lakeland, FL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 19:21:59 2017 No.9097763 >>9097750 He's a nice man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 19:23:14 2017 No.9097770 >>9097750 he eats and reviews military rations as a hobby

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 19:40:16 2017 No.9097838 when he stares off in to the distance with a look of regret or apprehension on his face, he bears a passing resemblance to reviewbrah. Separated at birth? Is he reviewbrah's older, more alpha brother that offers advice on reviewing strange foodstuffs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 19:47:53 2017 No.9097875 New vid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sf4mK3Th18

Anonymous Mon Jun 26 20:07:32 2017 No.9097961

>>9097838
Reviewbrah was frozen. They were originally twins.
>>9096166
He linked to it in his most recent vintage ration review when he references it compared to the chesterfields it comes with. There should be a link.
>>9092225
This is the best shit and he does it so rarely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 26 21:14:22 2017 No.9098227 >>9092476 the only fucking food worth eating in that ration is the food for thought

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 03:03:42 2017 No.9099125 >>9088724 Yeah, this one gets my vote for the best. This food is older than I am, and somehow less rotten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 09:27:08 2017 No.9099884 >>9093377 >>9095492 not even him but I'll sometimes smoke a pack over a week then not bother for another 3-6 months. Maybe if you're not doing it all the time you get more out of the taste? I genuinely enjoy it. Drinking on the other hand....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 10:08:57 2017 No.9099976 >>9097761 >tfw Steve-senpai lives in your state

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 10:30:47 2017 No.9100018 File: 319 KB, 2048x1152, steve2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AoEllyXO7g This one is one of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 11:02:00 2017 No.9100118 File: 240 KB, 960x1280, VYXHoA2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9090940 >thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 11:10:24 2017 No.9100141 >>9100118 Thing is a SI unit, nerd.

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 11:19:24 2017 No.9100167

>>9083300
One smoke per month won't fuck you up and gives you a mild, pleasant high.

But cigarettes are *awfully* addictive. It took me like, 3 days of smoking 3 times a day to get addicted. And there's not a trace of that mild pleasant high nowadays. Just a craving for a smoke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 11:36:09 2017 No.9100193 File: 1.64 MB, 245x276, 1398219325403.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9100141

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Tue Jun 27 12:49:49 2017 No.9100328 >Heh >hehe >hmm yeah >mmmhm mm >that cola bean >that thirst provoking dryness >I don't understand >trembles profusely

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 13:00:15 2017 No.9100369 File: 27 KB, 410x410, IMG_1885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083721 >>9087606 >>9090719 >>9091965 >>9097564 >>9100328 >all these quotes posts >no "check this out"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 14:04:11 2017 No.9100541 >>9096198 >"oh wow, you don't really see RCI's in this good a shape anymore" >every can is fucking corroded except for the pears Why were you hiding him from me, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 14:06:03 2017 No.9100548 >>9100167 i smoked twice a day for a month and quit really easily. everyone is different

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 15:22:33 2017 No.9100832 >takes a snake by it's tail and smacks its head against a table No hiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 15:23:42 2017 No.9100835 Hands down, this is his best video yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WrtJpgofAc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 15:48:59 2017 No.9100927 File: 2.99 MB, 4211x5315, nice big cup of coffee instant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVEN HOTTER OFF THE PRESSES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 15:58:10 2017 No.9100956 I had a dream about Steve the other night. He was sitting by himself in a prison cafeteria enthusiastically reviewing the food on his tray. I stood by and observed him but he never acknowledged me, he just kept talking to himself in between bites.

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 16:12:03 2017 No.9101019
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>>9093673
>>nothing works
>Try not being a pussy, it works 100%

LOL, but it’s true.

I’ve tried the nicotine gum - burned my mouth like Alien acid blood.
Nicotine patches - did absolutely nothing to stop the craving.
E-cig - I can hit it 20 times in a row and still want a real smoke
Zyban pills - literally made me crazy for two days, I was crying one second, then flying into a rage, then laughing like a moron at nothing.

A co-worker’s father-in-law was a 2-3 pack a day smoker until he went to some acupuncturist across the border in Windsor Canukistan and supposedly he quit over night but died from lung cancer a few years later, so what’s the point?

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 16:18:56 2017 No.9101038
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>>9093366
> > Pack+ per day smoker who has given up on ever quitting
>How? Like actually how? I've literally been an off and on smoker for a decade now.

I'm guessing it's genetic.

A buddy of mine used to only smoke when we were at the bar and he'd burn thru a whole pack in one night and not smoke again for a week or two.

My dad on the other hand, smoked like chimney (probably 3 packs a day) and when I started at 16 (49 now) I almost immediately went to a pack a day habit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:32:16 2017 No.9101305 which is the video where he gets sick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:34:42 2017 No.9101314 >>9101019 >E-cig - I can hit it 20 times in a row and still want a real smoke Get stronger juice. To be fair, you're also addicted to all the other shit in a cigarette that's addictive. Tough it out my friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:37:41 2017 No.9101329 >>9101314 Looking to get a vape, what's a good flavor to get that isn't some fruity boysenberry shit? Nothing worse then walking into someone's vape cloud and it smells like women's perfume

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:40:37 2017 No.9101342

>>9101329
Goddamn right. If you have a shop around you, which even most Midwestern small towns seem to have nowadays, go there and see if they do samples of taste. Be warned, you'll probably get the type of crowd that you're exactly expecting to be there.

If I had vaped recently I'd tell you but I used one to quite smoking last year. It took 9 months but It was the best move I ever made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:46:32 2017 No.9101369 >every time someone is talking to a soldier he talks about how terrible army rations are >Steve always makes the fresh ones look and sound delicious Is it because the man eats everything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:52:22 2017 No.9101400 >>9101305 pls respond

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:53:12 2017 No.9101405 >>9101369 Soldiers just like to bitch.

Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:57:37 2017 No.9101419

>>9101369
i was in the marines from 2009-2013 and the mres during that time kicked ass

my favorite was the beef ravioli

>heat up main meal
>turn main bag into a bowl
>pour hot main meal into it
>mix the jalepeno cheese spread
>crush up the crackers and mix them in as well

nigga...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 17:58:16 2017 No.9101422 >>9101369 Steak and potatoes arent that bad, right? Now imagine having that for a year straight. That's why they bitch about rations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 18:08:21 2017 No.9101463 >>9100018 this is the cover of my new mixtape. >all the tracks are either episode titles or quotes of his

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 18:10:34 2017 No.9101467 >>9083095 >Speamint chicks Which video is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 19:35:52 2017 No.9101752 >>9101419 How were your shits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 20:05:30 2017 No.9101842 File: 320 KB, 1156x1444, 1494592738511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9100927

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 20:12:50 2017 No.9101866 File: 54 KB, 251x233, toy_lightyear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big thing about Steve that bugs me is that he smokes indoors with a bunch of cool shit that is very susceptible to smoke damage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 20:13:50 2017 No.9101871 >>9095790 He makes vids after heavy lifting, dude is ripped as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 20:24:05 2017 No.9101898 >>9101467 Just went to look for it because I had seen it before but I can't seem to find it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 20:28:32 2017 No.9101918 >>9101467 >>9101898 Found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYX24F77Ab8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 21:15:06 2017 No.9102083 >>9100835 >eating those rancid biscuits and describing how terrible they are >video cuts ahead and he's eaten four of them and continues to nibble on the rest, still talking about how bad they are God I love Steve. The absolute fucking M A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 21:58:37 2017 No.9102224 >>9100956 I had a dream where he worked at a convenience store and called me a faggot, it was fucked because he would never be that kind of guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 22:14:09 2017 No.9102275 >ugh this smells terrible >I'm not going to eat this >eats it The absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 27 23:57:20 2017 No.9102538 >he doesn't drink coffee instant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 00:08:30 2017 No.9102570 When will Steve get a chinese MRE?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 02:13:44 2017 No.9102968 File: 44 KB, 657x527, happy pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087606 >Steve keeps going knowing that he'll have a new MRE to get out onto a tray >we get to share his excitement and satisfaction when he gets a nice meal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 02:26:34 2017 No.9102995 >>9102570 He already did one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 02:28:27 2017 No.9103000 File: 57 KB, 345x339, ZYKLON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083095 >old german ration >it says ZYKLON on the can >Nice hiss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 09:10:20 2017 No.9103534 We should all pitch in and get Steve a trip to Natick Labs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 09:40:12 2017 No.9103605 >>9083661 >remove kebab to steve's right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 17:28:24 2017 No.9105133 File: 68 KB, 400x280, babbysun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9089050 Oh dear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 17:34:38 2017 No.9105154 File: 24 KB, 400x405, TENDLULKAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9091331

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 17:40:37 2017 No.9105171 File: 3 KB, 106x125, OY VEY!!!!!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9103000 >old german ration >>it says ZYKLON on the can >>Nice hiss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:54:48 2017 No.9106641 oh yeah, this can has seen better days

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 06:19:45 2017 No.9107421 >That's rancid I'll toss it over there I love how Steve just eats an old biscuit or something from the same packet expecting it to taste any different from the rancid one he discarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 07:17:53 2017 No.9107519 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y5uyuoWPUk >when Steve falls for the ruse cruise

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 07:49:56 2017 No.9107568 >>9085990 N I C E

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 09:09:21 2017 No.9107727 >after a month+ wait only two new videos FUCK I NEED MORE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 11:26:47 2017 No.9108070 >>9087845 the ones where he shakes the most are the rarest ones, I think he's just excited

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 11:40:34 2017 No.9108106

>>9101419
My roommate is in the guard and after drill one time he gave me a case of TOTM meals.

Any lasagna or ravioli I knew I was gonna like.

I gave him this idea for the "patriotic sugar cookies." I asked if he ever got a hold of milk at drill and he said they sometimes do. I told him to mash up the cookies in the pouch and pour milk into it for a half assed cereal.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 11:42:34 2017 No.9108116

>>9107727
There's other guys doing it but steve is my favorite. There's one kid whose youtube channel is called Alduin Hearth. He's an annoying Filipino furry but he gets a hold of a lot of modern rations from different countries which maintained my interest enough to deal with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:28:31 2017 No.9108227 >>9093377 >implying going months without a dart then having one and feeling weak in the knees isn't the best shit on earth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:31:17 2017 No.9108234 all of you who can't stop smoking I got one word: W E A K L I N G S

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:37:54 2017 No.9108253 File: 56 KB, 583x435, wtfnigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9108234 >wanting to live

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:51:17 2017 No.9108285 >>9108227 >being so close minded and living such a wretched life you need meds just to dull your selfinduced misery I mean fine if you keep I to yourself but quit embarrassing yourself

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:53:24 2017 No.9108286

>>9108234
Not even beginning is the only solution. And i don't care for these "but I did what now?.." Lost your memory, develop a second personality, whatever. I know it won't end well for me, my father was a 2 pack a day chain smoker and he died from beer fried brain at just 55.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:55:35 2017 No.9108288 stop posting garbage in a cute thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:57:37 2017 No.9108293 File: 257 KB, 531x414, 1448184962331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9108227 >feeling weak in the knees >over a cigarette

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 15:38:39 2017 No.9108683 >>9101305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc This one or pretty much any one where he tries cheese spread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:34:44 2017 No.9108882 >>9108288 shut up loser

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 18:52:28 2017 No.9109270 bumping with kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z2XRsWYs_I

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 18:59:30 2017 No.9109283 >>9083300 smoked 6 a day for 2 months and quit without issue, these addictfags need to get a grip

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:37:56 2017 No.9109403 File: 137 KB, 340x340, 729.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9109283 >2 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:59:41 2017 No.9109499 >finds out there is milk in the cookie he just ate >"oh boy" his channel is great tho

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