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caption this, motherfuckers

>> No.9083044

>LOOK AT MY NAILS
>ARENT THEY PRETTY?!?!
>I DON'T DO ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY STRENUOUS WITH MY HANDS
>VALIDATE MY APPEARANCE

>> No.9083061

>>9083044
Who hurt you dude

>> No.9083064

>>9083031
this is the right way to cook bacon. though i wouldn't waste that much brown sugar. just sprinkle some on top (along with some black pepper) and again when you flip them midway through

>> No.9083104

>>9083031
>bacon
I betchu love them diseases senpai

>> No.9083314

>>9083104
fuck off mudslime

>> No.9083331

>>9083031

"You would think this would give the average American the beetus, but you'd be wrong. The average American already has the beetus."

>> No.9083341

>>9083031
Why the fuck would you take bacon out of the package to put on paper towels?

>> No.9083348

>>9083031
I thought candied bacon was a Canadian thing?

>> No.9083364

>>9083031
>Hi, Reddit!.webm

>> No.9083971

>>9083314
actually just a vegan, but calling me a mudslim won't change the fact that you'll get tapeworm.

>> No.9083973

>food network logo
>They're going to do something disgusting to that bacon aren't they
Yup. They did.

>> No.9083977
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>>9083031

>> No.9084135

>>9083064
sounds like a better idea desu

>> No.9084270
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>>9083044

>> No.9084278

>>9083971
Better then being protein deficient mentally unstable vegan

>> No.9084282

>>9084278
i probably get more protein per day than you do in three days

enjoy your diseases

>> No.9084390

>>9083031
>paper towels

what kind of fucking cuckold shit is this

>> No.9084394

>>9084278
>vegan
>protein deficient
o im laffin

>> No.9084399

>>9083031
Just micro wave it

>> No.9084437

>>9083031
Looks good. I'd put it on a burger.

>>9083331
We've built up an immunity to diabetus. America stronk.

>> No.9084449

>>9083971
>>9084278
>>9084282
Wait do people actually defend veganism on here?

>> No.9084741

>>9084282
your butt buddy cumming down your throat doesn't count and your more likely to get diseases that way anways

>> No.9084759

>>9084741
>>9084449
>>9084278
>>9083314
>all these overweight ameritards defending a piece of shit
eat beef and chicken you fucks

>> No.9084768

>>9084759
go fuck off and blow yourself up you dirty sand nigger

>> No.9084776
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>>9084768
not even mudslim, buttmad ameritard, did i hit a nerve there?

>> No.9084789

>>9084776
europoor, just wait till sharia law is enforced in your country and allah the official religion. ain't that far away for you

>> No.9084791

>>9083031
NEW BEETUS NOW WITH ADDED ATHEROSCLEROSIS! THAT'S TWO! TWO ORGAN DISEASES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

>> No.9084820

Disgusting. I hate when people mix sweet and salt

>> No.9085097

>>9083031
Cooking with Reddit!

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>>9083031
>all that fucking work for a bunch of bacon strips
is this the cooking equivalent of over-engineering something?

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le bacon

>> No.9085129 [DELETED] 

>>9083044
kek

>> No.9087027

>>9083044
Roasted

>> No.9087877

>>9084789
not european either.

>> No.9089821

>>9083031
Diabetes in 10 steps

>> No.9089825

>>9083341
Not everyone is patrician enough to use parchment paper for everything

>> No.9090812

>>9083031
fuck i bet this came from facebook

>> No.9090864

>>9087877
that explains why you fear pork products then. not everyone lives in a 3rd world shit hole like you, where livestock health is unregulated. maybe if you move out of poohintheloohistan then you won't have to worry about catching tapeworms from your bacon & egg mcmuffin