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Why does he trigger you so much?

>> No.9078367

>>9078362
It's the fat neck.

>> No.9078370

>>9078362
He's fat and gross.

>> No.9078381

>>9078362
He's the embodiment of nihilism and gluttony. A reminder of what happens when you lose self-control. People don't like to be reminded of that.

>> No.9078402
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>>9078362
Lives on worst coast
Unlike based reviewbrah who lives on the superior east coast

>> No.9078405

>>9078402
He looks like he stinks like shit.

>buying suits at fuckkng ross

Literal subhuman.

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9078415

Joey Starter Pack for /g/

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>>9078362
I just have a semi-rational hatred of fatties. They're lazy, gross, and have little to no self-control. They also consistently have no idea what good food actually is. Never trust a fat chef, they make stuff that only tastes good to themselves.

>> No.9078447

>>9078362

because he's sickening. he should kill himself.

>> No.9078454

>>9078447
This.

>> No.9078507

>>9078402
god, this kid's face always looks so intense, he creeps me out

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>>9078405
>>9078507

>> No.9078554

>>9078362
he's disgusting and extremely obnoxious
I also have no idea why he's semi-popular. he has no taste, no production values and he behaves like a retarded child

>> No.9078575

>>9078538
His nose reminds me of the people from the Zelda game.

>> No.9078583
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9078583

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO EAT FAST FOOD ALL THE TIME AND NOT CARE ABOUT BEING FAT WAAAAAAH

>> No.9078587

>>9078405
That's Goodwill, you dingus

>> No.9078602

>>9078554
>he behaves like a retarded child
Yes, well he has a thing about them. Children. Guess who's a registered sex offender!

>> No.9078613

>>9078454
Underrated post.

>> No.9078616

>>9078405
>Thinks it's Ross
Found the ACTUAL subhuman
Pack it up everybody

>> No.9078629

I'm actually more triggered by the homo autist in a tuxedo

>> No.9078636

>>9078405
>>9078507
>>9078629
Just get the fuck out of /ck/. This board is not for you so just save yourself the effort and fuck off.

>> No.9078761

why kind of camera do they use to film these things

I'm a cute girl that wants to eat in her car for money

>> No.9078767

>>9078362
He's too much like me. It's like watching myself

>> No.9078789

It's mainly that vomit-inducing Nutella video. But other than that

>overweight, poor hygiene
>wears mickey mouse ears all the time
>talks like he either thinks he's a little kid, or interacts exclusively with little kids
It's just a really negative vibe, like he's immaturity in human form. It's not malicious, but not tasteful either.

>> No.9078804

>>9078575
ha

>> No.9078820
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>>9078767
Kek that's what triggers the fatties on here>>9078767

>> No.9078821

>>9078761
Ask him, he responds to reasonable questions.

>> No.9078870

>>9078602
he's not. that was a different guy.

>> No.9078953

>>9078870
>unironically defending Joey

Kys

>> No.9079206

He's one of us.

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>>9078362

For me, its gotta be Joey. The fattest car based food reviewer.

>> No.9079235

>>9079227
Post more Joey pics.

>> No.9079240

He's extremely loud and annoying

>> No.9079280

Because his behavior and lifestyle is disgusting and rather than being ashamed of this he instead revels in it and makes money off of it.

>> No.9079291

>>9079235

It's hard to find good quality source pics for shops. He uses a pretty low end camera and his head and body are so big, they rarely fit in frame.

>> No.9079294

>>9079280
shit taste

>> No.9079373

>>9079294
Faggot

>> No.9079395

>>9078402
I swear this kdi has the most punchable face I've seen on the internet

>> No.9079396

>>9078418
Don't most chefs only make what tastes good to themselves? Why would you make something you thought tasted bad?

>> No.9079436

>>9078362
I love joey, Ive been a subscriber since he had under 1000 subs. I told my friends he would be a popular channel one day and they laughed. Hes got everything it takes to be a popular youtube channel. Reviewing food, shock value, annoying voice, troll value. Joeys not dumb he knows what hes doing.

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>>9079436
You are a good muchacho.

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>>9079455
Eeeeeooooooohhhhhh

>> No.9079939

Bump

>> No.9080041

>>9079396
Yes, of course. The point is you want a cook who's taste is similar to most people's. Fat cooks make fatty food for fatties. On the opposite end, /fit/ cooks make unpleasant diet food. The best chefs are always just a little bit out of shape, but not fat. Just a slight beer gut. That's how you can tell they have good taste.

>> No.9080057

>>9079395
You're the worst type of pussy. You call his face punchable because he would probably be easy to beat up. Because you're a weak fucking limp wristed fuck who would get bullied by chads and then take it out on some nerd, rather than cutting to the chase and just punching the person who bullies you. FUCKING PUSSY, I would fucking beat your ass then rape it.

>> No.9080063

I like him because he fuels my eating disorder whilst at the same time being nice about it.

>> No.9080068

>>9078362
i hate this fucking dipshit because of the ambulance noises he makes

>> No.9080147

>>9078362
I don't know. His video popped up on my feed today. And all I could think about was how annoying and obnoxious he was. And I really started to wonder why exactly I had such a problem with him. I think I chalked it up to him trying too hard. The way he acts... surely he knows how disgusting he is? But he doesn't care. That's probably it. I feel as if he should act the way he looks and show some humility. But he's arrogant for no reason, and I feel he rubs it in my face knowing damn well he's disgusting.

>> No.9080153

>>9078362
I want a five part anime esq knock down drag out between him and review brah. I WANT it so bad.

>> No.9080157

Only autists, redditors and children legitimately enjoy watching this

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>>9080057
>whiteknighting the tuxedo autist
sad

>> No.9080380

>>9078362

Cause he is a fat cunt

>> No.9080385

>>9078583

We should totally fuck

>> No.9080439

>>9078362
its mostly just jealousy

>> No.9080460

>>9078362
>Why does he trigger you so much?
Because I'll never live that kind of life. I say "disgusting!" but deep down, I crave 'em all ;-;

>> No.9080480

WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoWoOoOOooOOoOooOOoWOOOooooOoOOOOoOOO

>> No.9080481

>>9078362
I don't see how can anyone get triggered by this guy

>> No.9080638

>>9080480
Best woo is the one from the Quadruple Down where he is struggling to cover the sounds of his wet farts.

>> No.9080663

>>9078362
The way he eats makes my stomach churn. He's the epitome of the stereotypical obese cunt. The orgasmic inhaling of food just makes me feel ill. I think it's also the wilful disregard for ones own health. I have no doubt he hates himself for what he's been reduced to doing to himself, the "persona" is an act, lets be honest.

>> No.9081040

>>9080663
Shut up

>> No.9081081

I've heard it said that he is allegedly is a sex offender. I don't know if it's true or not but I do know this. He looks EXACTLY like someone who would lure a little kid into his car and there's something wrong with the guy on a human level, you can see it in his eyes.

>> No.9081083

>>9081040
eat my hairy ass

>> No.9081140
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9081140

He doesn't, his Monkey Style video is the Citizen Kane of food reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

He also singlehandedly revived youtube poops

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9081315

1: He's FAT
2: He's disgusting
3: He's not Steve

>> No.9082438

Why does he have to shout so much?

Also why doesn't he do cuts between him eating, it's fucking gross listening to him chow down

>> No.9082450

>>9078362
Why does /ck/ hate Joey so much? He ain't never done nothing to no one.

>> No.9082452

>>9081315
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

>> No.9082655

>>9082452
He's been put out onto a great big tray in the sky.

>> No.9082668

Nothing triggers me because I'm not a weak-minded REEEEEEE like most posters here.

>> No.9082674

>watch a Joey video

>delete browser history

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>>9082674

>> No.9082710

Post Joey kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSkKf4tjdM

>> No.9082714

>>9082710
that's not the ASMR video

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>>9082668

>> No.9082767

>>9078362
That's not Jack.

>> No.9082827

>>9082710
Both of his ASMR videos.

Monkey style.

Voodoo fries.

Nutella and all of his other food challenges.

Denali meat mountain.

Naked chicken chalupa.

KFC Nashville hot chicken.

Ice bucket challenge.

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IM BYAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

>> No.9082912

>>9082710
I swear anytime he reviews pizza he goes fucking apeshit. Dude gets off over pizza.

>> No.9082959

>>9082827
You forgot the Wendy's video where he goes off over the Mexicans running the drive thru and the BK princess burger one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZKoqa4rmE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR6FXuNjzdM

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>>9078507
it's the dead eyed autism

>> No.9082996
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9082996

This guys' Joey YTPs are kino
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA

>> No.9083002

>>9078402
reviewbrah is so fucking boring, he's not entertaining in the slightest.

>> No.9083107

>>9083002
you're just jealous

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>> No.9083267

His videos are shit. Mostly just that.

>> No.9083272

>>9083267
All food reviewers are fucking pathetic.