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>when you take that ice cold sip out of the freezer

>> No.9077241
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9077241

>tfw first sip of the day

>> No.9077256

>>9077226
That doesn't look like a freezer.

>> No.9077258

>>9077241
It turns you into a moaning woman in bed with a man?

>no more sips

>> No.9077310
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>tfw ran out of sips

>> No.9077511

>>9077258
I'm a girl.

>> No.9077519

>>9077511
gross

>> No.9077520

>>9077519
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan

>> No.9077540

>>9077258
>It turns you into a moaning woman in bed with a man?
you say that like it's a bad thing

>> No.9077544

>>9077520
you too

>> No.9077552

>>9077544
Coming from the faggot that still believes in cooties.
>ewwww a grill
You are a child

>> No.9077564

>>9077552
>im gerl guys xd
>why no one beg for nudes
>you are gay
>you are virgin
>you are baby

>> No.9077566

>>9077552
No one said cooties.
We are disgusted by the dark brown roast beef flaps you call you call your vagina

Now fuck off, roastie.

>> No.9077582

>>9077564
>he thinks I'm the grill
Kek
I wish we had poster I'D like on pol just to save you the embarrassment.

>> No.9077594

>>9077582
dont care
Kek
What makes you think I'D get embarrassed about shitposting?

>> No.9077603

>>9077594
Because it's literally roach-tier

>> No.9077711
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9077711

> when you pull a bottle of pop out of the freezer when its on the verge of freezing and you have a mini slushy.

>> No.9077714

>>9077226
Daddy styx drinks these

>> No.9077720
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9077720

/VR46 sip/ right here

>> No.9077920

>>9077714
OP here
Yes he does
He knows the true power of the sip
That's about all
Peace out

>> No.9077925
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9077925

Picked up a Gronk today cause last thread somebody said they were discontinuing them.

I'll say the Gronk definitely tastes better than original Monster

>> No.9077929

>>9077720
I won't lie to you
That flavour is fucking nice

>> No.9077955

>>9077720

That shit's fucking disgusting.

>> No.9077971

>>9077955
Go away Rockstar pleb

>> No.9077977

there are no girls on the internet, dont let anybody tell you otherwise

>> No.9078024

>>9077226
I just had one for the first time
They charged me ten bucks for it but it's not like it's sold anywhere else in my country

>> No.9078049

>>9078024
where the fuck?

>> No.9078055
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>>9077226
This guy gets it. Always toss it in the freezer for a few minutes before that first sip. That extra bit of icy crispness turns a good first sip into a great first sip.

S I P B O Y S

>> No.9078058

>>9078049
shithole-poverty
how much are they anyways?
i mean im not having one again but now i dont have to wonder how they taste ilke anymore

>> No.9078070

>>9078058
i dont know i think they are about 1.77 at walrmart. aldi has their brand for 1 dollar used to be made by monster for them, dont know if it still is.

>> No.9078084

>>9078024
how was that first sip

>> No.9078097

>>9078084
i didnt know it was sugar free and i wasnt expecting the artificial flavor
its way better than mountain dew, that shit just tastes like sugar water
plus it gave me energy and it didnt make me tired an hour later like redbull does

>> No.9078115

Coffee is better for you

>> No.9078120
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>>9078115
Is coffee fortified with mood-boosting b vitamins?

>> No.9078131

This seems like an advertisement. Shit tastes like chemicals and makes you crash HARD after 1 or 2 hours .

>> No.9078133

>>9078055
Glad to hear we on the same wavelength sippa

>> No.9078138

>>9078131
Yeah I don't fuckin understand these threads, it's also monster and its always the 0 carb, 0 sugar shit that tastes like ass and destroys your renal system.

>> No.9078146

>>9078120
No, but coffee doesn't have a shit-ton of sugar and has a bunch of antioxidents

>> No.9078152

>>9078138
These posts must be some kind of advertisement. I've seen these Monster posts on the health board too

>> No.9078159

Nasty! French pressed coffee is a better way to go

>> No.9078207
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>>9078146
>sugar

>> No.9078213

>>9078131
>>9078138
>>9078152
It's a /fit/ meme you fucking virgins

>> No.9078225

>>9077552
you too

>> No.9078234

>>9078159
oh is it?! its almost like they dont even wanna drink coffee, thats why they are fun posting about sugar free monsters. Stupid nigger.

>> No.9078306

>>9078115
>>9078159
*sips fedora*

>> No.9078330

>>9078146
>sips
>sugar
When will you cucks see the light of day, sips is much better than the BIG BLACK COFFEE.

>> No.9078337

Haven't ever had a sip, want to make that first one special... any suggestions?

>> No.9078338
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>>9077226
Is this some kind of meme?

>> No.9078344

>>9078159
French pressed coffee isn't even good coffee you autistic virgin

>> No.9078347

>>9078338
t. summerfag

>> No.9078354

>>9077720
How does it feel, knowing u picked the worst one who tastes like medicine?

>> No.9078363
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>>9078337
Get the white one, make sure it's cold, put it in the freezer for a few minutes, and then crack it open. First thing in the morning is best. Then try orange, red, blue, etc.

>> No.9078371

>>9078363
I also suggest for the first one do not drink any caffeine drink for a few days so when you do drink the sip for the first time it will be explosively awesome.

>> No.9078389

Oh the joys of premature heart failure
Brought to you by the can Jew

>> No.9078395

>>9078371
Yes

>> No.9078399

>>9078347
I was browsing and posting here all last semester and never saw this sip thing until this week.

>> No.9078414

>>9078389
I rather die young and enjoy sips then live long and pay taxes that support the GOP and Israel's wars.

>> No.9078417

>>9078399
>all last semester
Ok sorry.....you are a newfag not a summerfag.

>> No.9078419

>>9077929
>>9077955
>>9078354

It's pretty good, tastes a bit like the Ultra Orange flavour really, although perhaps not quite as nice. So I'll probably go for that in the future. I wanted to try this one though.

>> No.9078421

>>9078344
Your defending discussing energy drinks and I'm the virgin?

>> No.9078423

>>9078421
>energy drinks associates you with virginity

>> No.9078427

>>9078330
No it's gross you fucking cripple, nigger, neckbeard, fag, virgin, ect.

>> No.9078430

>>9078344
What are you? A cripple?

>> No.9078434

>>9078389
Kek!

>> No.9078436

>>9078434
t. coffee merchant>>9078430
>>9078427

>> No.9078443

>>9078207
That kind taste like chemicals and has like 700 ingrediants.

>> No.9078450

>>9078443
>chemicals
Everything is made of chemicals. Water is chemicals.

>> No.9078459

>>9078213
Wait, aren't memes usually clever or make a point? This is an ad you stupid nigger.

>> No.9078470

>>9078459
/pol/ got a meme elected and he sure as fuck isn't clever nor has a point.

>> No.9078492

>>9078436
No, Im an engineer, I design furnaces and heating systems. Nice try

>> No.9078497

>>9078492
Nerd

>> No.9078508

Do you cut the can open and chew it? Maybe it doesn't freeze at all because of all the chemicals.

>> No.9078521

>>9078497
True, but I get laid and payed, so being a nerd doesn't bother me

>> No.9078536

>>9078492
I own a cafe and prefer sips myself.

>Ironic

>> No.9078543

>>9078234
You think you should get a free pass on horrible tastes? Ever been on Ck, virgin? Have fun with the side effects

>> No.9078732
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9078732

Will the sips really kill you if you aren't chugging them back like water and only have them like once a day or so?

>> No.9078995

>>9078732
They're harmless

>> No.9079006

auscunt here. I'm visiting the USA later in the year.

if I only have one sip while I'm there, which sip should I get?

currently leaning towards that red Monster shit everyone keeps posting, I don't fuckin know.

>> No.9079017

>>9079006
The blue one. It tastes like what an American thinks blue tastes like: delicious chemicals.

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>>9079006
Yellow if you can find it. It's been discontinued to make room for purple. It's the crispest sip of all and has a bit more caffeine than white sips.

>> No.9079255

>>9079254
fuck they are good. gonna go to big lots and buy all they got tomorrow.

>> No.9079257

>>9077226
this has no sugar in it to depress the freezing temperature why is it in the freezer

>> No.9079317

are you retarded leaving carbonated cans in the freezer makes them explode

>> No.9079330
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9079330

>>9079254

That's a pretty elegant little diagram you've got there.

Where would you rate something like... the beetus or pipeline punch?

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>>9079330
I don't fuck with the beetus

>> No.9079399

>>9079381
>2017
>Sip of the year

It's taking the country by storm, man.

>> No.9079479

stop drinking this poison

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9079502

Why fucking bother when they don't make this anymore

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9079546

>>9079479
>nonsipper detected

>> No.9079564

>>9077925
what's Gronk sip taste like?

first time I've heard of and seen it

>> No.9079571
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9079571

>>9079479

It's not poison.

>> No.9079575

>>9077511
hot

>> No.9079587
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9079587

>when you on that budget sip

>> No.9079630

>>9077720
1.19? £1 at Tesco mate.

>> No.9079696

>>9079571
Wow. This is excellent.

>> No.9079698
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9079698

>>9079587

>> No.9079714

>>9079381
Underrated

>> No.9080086

>when you wake up and open that first sip of the day
Don't mind if I do chaps

>> No.9080102

>>9078055
get on my level
throw that can in there for a few hours (not over 2 hours)

>> No.9080132

the purple sip was underwhelming >:(

>> No.9080137

>>9077566
I'm not much of a fast food person, but now you've made me sad that he nearest Arbys is like 2,000 miles away.

>> No.9080142

anyone here also use caffeine pills with things in there other than caffeine? (like l-theanine or something)

>> No.9080387
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9080387

Up early with no sip, waiting for the store to open.

>> No.9080407

>>9079564
redbull i think

>> No.9080520

Just picked up the yellow ultra sip
In the freezer currently
Looking forward to it

>> No.9080528

>>9080520
got myself an orange sunrise sip for today. enjoy your sip my man

>> No.9080541
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9080541

>When your heart finally explodes from all those energy drinks.

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>>9077226
They didn't have any of this at the store this morning. So I bought a Relentless Zero. It's just shit sugar free Red Bull, lads.

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9080546

daily reminder:
energy drinks; tea > kakao > coffe > mate.

>> No.9080549

>>9077226
I have 2-4 of these a day, so good.

>> No.9080554

>>9080543
I wouldn't have gone without mate
Relentless has no place in in my life. Red Bull flavour is unpleasant. A sip sized can would be unfinishable

>> No.9080577

I will never understand this meme. At first I thought you mongs were being ironic but it's becoming increasingly hard to believe you don't actually drink that garbage.
You may as well dump a cup of sugar into a jug of piss, it'd probably be better for you. Imagine what it's doing to your kidneys.

>> No.9080624

>>9079587
thats a good sip

>> No.9080643

>>9080577
>sugar

Look at the caveman and laugh

>> No.9080686

>>9080577
If you drink alcohol you are no better. Otherwise stop wasting your time trying to understand, don't you have rain water to be bottling or whatever you non sippers do?

>> No.9080688

>>9080686
>If you drink alcohol you are no better

True. But at least alcoholics have an excuse-alcohol is addictive. What's yours?

>> No.9080701

>>9080688
>caffeine
>not addictive
It's in the same family as cocaine. It's the number 1 most used addictive substance on planet earth.

>> No.9080713
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For me, it is the rip sip

>> No.9080717

>>9080701

>>confusing physical and psychological addiction

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>>9077226
tfw first sip of the day

>> No.9080798
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9080798

>>9079502
>tfw the best sip is discontinued

>> No.9080806

>120 replies
>54 posters
I knew not many people still drink this shit. It'll kill y'all

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>>9079254
Yellow? This shit tastes and smells like lemon furniture polish. Good riddance.

>> No.9080865

>>9080817
Citrus is usually the better flavor for any of this kinda stuff, cherry and shit like that is way too cough syrupy

>> No.9081020

S I P B O Y Z
I
P
B
O
Y
Z

>> No.9081035

>>9080717
>implying

>> No.9081045
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>>9080387
>iktf

>> No.9081049

>>9080520
R A R E S I P

>> No.9081182

>>9080717
>implying caffeine addiction isn't physical
You know how caffeine works kid?

>> No.9083090

N R G

>> No.9083149

>>9077511
asl? Wanna cyber? I'm already hard right now

>> No.9083663

I bought a white can out of curiosity
Wow this tastes fucking horrible

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9083691

>>9083663
>tastes horrible

You're missing the point of /sips/.

>> No.9083701

>>9083691
To drink nasty shit that tastes like aspartame?
I'd rather have a coffee or a redbull.

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9083705

>>9083701
>nonsipper detected

>> No.9083736
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9083736

>Workplace sells monster at a discounted price

CAN'T STOP SIPPING

>> No.9083741

>>9083701
disgusting

>> No.9083742
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9083742

>>9077226
Drink up, bitches!

>> No.9083749

>>9083705
>>9083741
>retarded faggots

>> No.9083780

>>9077226
>freezer
naw man if you really want to get that ice cold drank you need to put your cans in a cooler full of salted ice. faster cooling and lower temps for your beverage

>> No.9083822

>>9078207

>Sugar (glucose glucose and more glucose)
>Ingredient list; Sucralose ( glucose-fructose chain)
>et al, still fucking sugar, just a chain in which they can claim its sugar free. Besides 0 grams can also mean up to 0.5 grams.
>news flash: still sugar my cuck

>> No.9083834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se5v-Ym9j8c

>> No.9083836

>>9083749
>I don't understand the appeal of sips
>time to shitpost!

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>>9083822
Forgot to put up mine

For me it's the Cthulu sips

>> No.9083897

>>9080713
not bad 2bh

>> No.9084726

>>9083701
>he's rather have acidic bean water or vitamin enriched bovine urine

>> No.9084815
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>>9083850

Gear Guide did a comparo of Sips in this months issue on page 17 and rated your sip dead last. They said, and I quote, "BLUMANIA ENERGY ALPHA Signature Series is not even a sip and that is why we have rated it dead last in our comparison testing, preppers should not waste their time with this fake sip. It's one redeeming feature, and why we included it in our results is its cool memetastic Cthulhu logo. S I P B O Y S will immediately recognize the attempt at branding similarity with other real sips but should steer clear."

>> No.9084852

>>9083736
iktf i work at a deli at a grocery store and they have a sip fridge up front

>> No.9084856

I'm a purple man myself. Or juice.

>> No.9084922

>>9084815
O I am laffin

>> No.9084927

>>9083822
Yeah this is some flawless logic

>> No.9084973
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This taste like orange PEZ
S I P B O Y S