/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Not Joe Rogan No.9071014]

If Joe Rogan opened a #HealthyAsFuck restaurant, would you at least eat there once?

[Anonymous No.9071025]

>>9071014
damn right i would. it would be nice if they had his podcast playing through loudspeakers at all times as well

[Anonymous No.9071028]

I bet Chipotle mayo is good. I've got Sriracha mayo and it's not bad as a fatty "for everything" condiment.

[Anonymous No.9071029]

>>9071014
Yes. To laugh in his face for being a weird manlet.

[Anonymous No.9071033]

>>9071014
Is that the mayo on the upper right? I thought it was refried beans. That's a lot of mayo. I usually like to have a vinegary salad to balance out the richness of the eggs, and a nice piece of bread or biscuit. I don't think I would enjoy his food.

[Anonymous No.9071036]

Fuck off shilling this fag's garbage twitter shit.

[Anonymous No.9071042]

>>9071014
Yes, I would. His meals sound fucking delicious but it would never appeal to normies because there is no way to make an appetizing presentation when it comes to this type of food. I used to be super into it back in the day.

>wake up
>fire up the pan
>2 tablespoons of macadamia nut oil
>start frying sliced pepper, onion, and mushroom
>add 6 eggs
>add some salt
>wash down with an ice cold lemon water

You will probably live a very long time if you're active and eat like this every single day.

[Definitely Not Joe Rogan No.9071052]

>>9071036
No shill, am genuinely curious if /ck/ would give it a try if he opened a place that serves this stuff.

[Anonymous No.9071056]

>>9071014
No because his meals look shitty, and it would be cheaper to go get healthier food with more "muh gainz" macros than his shit.

people on /fit/ just shill him because all they know how to make is chicken and rice with the microwavable veggies. Oh they might be able to make scrambled eggs.

[Anonymous No.9071259]

>>9071029
haters

[Anonymous No.9071264]

>>9071014
This is the only good thing Ive seen posted of him. No yellow liquid, dry, nice looking eggs, decent meal.

[Anonymous No.9071433]

Jesus no, all his food is day-before-payday and nothing else is left garbage

[Anonymous No.9071438]

The fact he produces this absolute trash and then calls it <adjective> as fuck! is obnoxious.
As fuck.

[Anonymous No.9071442]

>>9071264
I'm the guy that took all these screenshots for /tv/. I stayed up one morning and scrolled through all four years or whatever of his instagram and screencapped every food post. This imo is the least offensive.

[Anonymous No.9071471]

>>9071442
damn, hats off to ya

[Anonymous No.9071474]

It would just be eggs in different combinations. I hate eggs. So no.

[Anonymous No.9071517]

I am open to puddlecore

[Anonymous No.9071535]

I began making my eggs with onions, garlic, and jalapenos on the side because of Rogan. I love the concept, but hate the the fucking puddle of oil he makes.

[Anonymous No.9071540]

>>9071014
Ok, I've seen most of these Joe Rogan instagrams and a lot of them include sliced garlic, some even boast up to 6 cloves of garlic. I've never been able to spot any. Now I don't believe Rogan is capable of dicing garlic so small that it's not even visible. So what's going on here.

[Anonymous No.9071546]

>>9071540
he eats whole garlic cloves as an appetizer before he snaps the pics

[Anonymous No.9071548]

>>9071540

[Anonymous No.9071555]

>>9071540
2

[Anonymous No.9071558]

If it's actually called #HealthyAsFuck then no. I'm not eating anywhere that has a fucking pound sign in the name.

That said the shit in OP's picture looks pretty greasy and sloppy. I'd eat it if I made it myself I guess but would be pretty disappointing if I paid a premium for it.

[Anonymous No.9071562]

>>9071555
He grills the jalapenos before slicing them. Why not just do it after? Does he just want as a big a mess as possible?

[Anonymous No.9071565]

>>9071014
What about a #HulkLoads smoothie bar?

[Anonymous No.9071566]

>>9071548
>What a manly serving size
FFS people

Also gg Joe that one egg's sure gonna be garlicky
>>9071555
That's about the level of garlic chopping I expected off him

[Anonymous No.9071573]

>>9071565
>hulkloads

[Anonymous No.9071577]

>>9071548
What the fuck, how does he get little chunks of white through his yolks? Wait, Oh lawd that's garlic.

[Anonymous No.9071586]

>>9071555
>karmaryjane
Is there a portion of food instagram that just will not shut up about veganism. Now, if Rogan had put up a picture of some elk meat that he shot I'd expect it but bitching about eggs from free range chickens kept in a great environment, to one of the biggest meatheads around, just makes it seem you don't really care about spreading veganism just about promoting yourself.

[Definitely Not Joe Rogan No.9072043]

>>9071442
Thanks! You've brought this board considerable enjoyment even though they were for /tv/.

[Anonymous No.9072058]

he's a wannabe gumba dipshit. Most of you people should fucking love him.

[Anonymous No.9072092]

The only thing he cooks is eggs yet he cant even cook them

[Anonymous No.9072095]

You fucking child idiots need to find a new saviour. He doesn't know much but you people think he does. STOP IT

[Anonymous No.9073455]

>>9071442
>rare wild game

[Anonymous No.9073465]

>>9072095
???
read thread pls

[Anonymous No.9073640]

>>9071042
>add 6 eggs
I'm poor for the rest of the month so i've been on a mostly egg and home made hot sauce diet last few days, and today when I've probably had my eight egg, it finally started feeling like it's all coming out. 3 times it came back into my mouth.
One more egg and I'm throwing everything up. How the fuck do you do it??

[Anonymous No.9073649]

>>9071442
>interesting combination, I could imagine the heat compliments the red meat perfectly
>as if he doesn't eat jalapenos with everything in the world

>>9071042
>no way to make an appetizing presentation
He could at least drain the fucking oil, that's what gets to me.

[Anonymous No.9073947]

>>9071555

LOL fucking vegans.

[Anonymous No.9073952]

>>9073640
What's wrong with you? I'm on keto and eat 4 eggs almost every day, have for 2 months. I'm literally eating bacon and 4 scrambled eggs right now as I'm typing this.

[Anonymous No.9073962]

>>9073640
Some people are just wired to where it doesn't bother them. When I was lifting I could eat a dozen in one sitting and it wouldn't phase me.

[Anonymous No.9073993]

His meals look a lot like what I cook so I would love to eat there.

[Anonymous No.9074168]

>>9073455
That's the only way to eat venison steaks

[Anonymous No.9075585]

>>9074168
that is one way among many to get parasites

[Anonymous No.9075620]

>>9073993
but couldnt you just eat at home then?

[Anonymous No.9075640]

[Anonymous No.9075654]

>>9071014
joe rogan is a literal retard

[Anonymous No.9075661]

>>9072092
ikr, even the borderline autismal shut ins here who make a thread asking how to cook when the move out for the first time eventually start making decent eggs. Maybe he just likes his eggs shitty so it feels more manly than fancy.

[Anonymous No.9075677]

>>9075640
I cant wait for this dipshit to have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.9075859]

>>9075640
when i try to feed my butter, it just stares at me. what am i doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.9075861]

>>9075654
does that really even need saying, at this point?

[Anonymous No.9075862]

>>9071014
>that f*cking puddle of grease

[Anonymous No.9075879]

>Joe Rogans
>All You Can Eat
>Healthy as "frick"
>kettle bells while you...weight
>Shroomtech smoothie bar

>Joe Rogans Garbage Dump

>Joe Rogans Dump

>Sloppy Joe's

[Anonymous No.9075928]

he's so gross man

Bloated bald head with red complexion. Nasally voice that sounds like his throat is coated with shit all the fucking time. Yellow teeth that are stained from eating 6lbs of garlic every meal.

Look him up when he was younger, he's doing something to himself that is destroying his body, because he used to be a thin faced twink and now he's just nasty.

[Anonymous No.9075934]

>>9075640
I woke up with my head sort of in a swirl this morning and this is one of the first things I saw. I felt like I was ready to puke.

[Anonymous No.9076262]

>>9075934
Sounds like a personal problem, blog it.

[Anonymous No.9076292]

>>9075928
Weed, lazy because supposedly healthy, rich enough to flush hygiene down the crapper and a body that only needs to make it to the studio and sit down.

[Anonymous No.9076293]

>>9071014
>roganposting
fuck right off nigger

[Anonymous No.9076295]

>>9076293
>nigger
Who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.9076299]

>>9071014

A gaping rectum opens an embarrassing food shack. That's great.

[Anonymous No.9077939]

>>9076299
The question was: Would you eat there at least once?

Answer.

[Anonymous No.9077949]

[Anonymous No.9077968]

>>9076293
roganposting is kino.

[Anonymous No.9077974]

>>9071014
DUDE
PEPPERS AND EGGS
LMAO HEALTHY AS FUCK XDDDD

[Anonymous No.9078147]

>>9075585
Sleeping with your mother is another

[Anonymous No.9078187]

>>9071014
Not at all. Let the professionals do what they are best at doing fucking cuck.

[Anonymous No.9078215]

>>9071264
his taste in hot sauce is on point at least

[Anonymous No.9078222]

>>9078215
>not going with blazing

[Anonymous No.9078258]

>>9073640
I have eaten 18 eggs in one sitting, and I'm not even a ketocuck. lrn2cook.

[Anonymous No.9078298]

>>9071014
>the special would be 17 eggs and a dozen raw jalapeños
no thanks

[Anonymous No.9078605]

>>9078222
i like all of their sauces 2bh but yes the xxxtra hot is the shit.

[Anonymous No.9079979]

>>9071565

[Anonymous No.9081354]

>>9071014
"Welcome to rogans restaurant will you have fried eggs or sliced jalapenos?"

[Anonymous No.9081469]

>>9071014
If it was incredibly cheap, sure. I'd pay like 4 dollars for the meal in the pic.

[Anonymous No.9082598]

>>9081354
the combo pls

[Anonymous No.9083544]

>>9071438
>#AutisticAsFuck

[Anonymous No.9083639]

>>9071548
When I see the way he cooks his eggs, this image comes to mind. An amorphous blob of screaming faces damned to hell for eternity. With roughly hacked up garlic and game meat served like it's cut up by mommy.

He makes me actually detest runny eggs, and I love runny eggs. He taught me you can turn any delicious food and make it unappealing, even if prepared in a serious manner, if you mangle it and load it up in a great heap.

[Anonymous No.9083708]

>>9078258
>I have eaten 18 eggs in one sitting, and I'm not even a ketocuck
No you're just fat. probably put cheese on your eggs and cooked them with butter.

[Anonymous No.9083711]

>>9083708
>Not cooking your eggs with butter
You sound fun

[Anonymous No.9083716]

There's something even lamer about roganposting than say joey or jack posting.
Like the latter knows theyre intentionally worshipping a walking joke but I imagine OP to be one of those people that is legit enamoured with rogan. Like he's e-mailed In about how the podcast changed his life, he follows Joe on every possible media platform, he's heard every podcast yet still watches clips on the KingJoeRogan channel.
Like how many threads can you make about a guy who eats deer, jalapeños, garlic and a fuckload of eggs?
>I was just asking if anons would eat at
You were just looking for an excuse to make another thread about your favourite e-celeb before you went to bed wishing you were brian redban.

[Anonymous No.9084183]

>>9083708
DYEfuckingL son?

[Anonymous No.9084191]

>>9083716
go to sleep redban nobody wants to be you

[Anonymous No.9084192]

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[Anonymous No.9084203]

>>9071558
WHAT POUND THING HOMIE?

[Anonymous No.9084620]

>>9077974
The funny thing is that eggs are high in amino acids that decrease longevity lol

[Anonymous No.9084626]

>>9077974
The funny thing is that eggs are high in amino acids that reduce longevity lol

[Anonymous No.9084641]

>>9083716
OP here, I'm not a fan and haven't heard his podcast. You seem #triggeredasfuck

[Anonymous No.9086086]

>>9084641
Then you're an odd one considering how you're still making threads especially since they all have the same 5-10 pics.
>all reoccurring threads have the same OP
No but you've at least been a part of all the other ones and still seem to think this man's very simple, low component diet warrants further examination.
Also the Jordan Peterson ones are great, though I know 4chan in all its contrarianism will find some way to rag on me for saying that.

[Anonymous No.9086255]

>>9086086
Agree with you on Jordan Peterson but still stand by my thread. It's not groundbreaking or anything but why not see if co/ck/s would be willing to see if the tool's food actually tastes good despite looking disgusting. And I figured I'd get a laugh or two out of people busting his balls. Lighten up, senpai.

[Anonymous No.9086506]

>>9071014
nice try, Joe Rogaine.
do market research somewhere else, you lazy stoner.