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How to hard boil eggs?

>> No.9069608

>>9069591
That doughnut second from the left at the bottom looks mighty delicious, OP.

>> No.9069622

>>9069608
Yes but how to hard egg

>> No.9069643

>>9069622
>place egg in boiling water
>continue boiling until the point where you take the egg out of water the shell will dry almost instantly.

>> No.9069654

>>9069643
Okay but how many boils? Just like 6 or 7? Or all of them...?

>> No.9069713

If the first thing you saw was the benis, then congratulations, you aren't a fat fuck.

>> No.9069739

>>9069713
I just like penises

>> No.9069758
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9069758

>>9069591
Fucking eyy.

>> No.9070263

Hmmm, I'll take the cream filled :-)

>> No.9070737

>>9069591
MODS

>> No.9070739

>>9070737
SDOM

>> No.9070744

this reminds me of the time i got banned from /mu/ for talking about no love deep web when it just came out

>> No.9070865

>>9069591
microwave egg 1 minute

>> No.9071641

>>9069591
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+hard+boil+an+egg

>> No.9071645

>>9070744
What's their beef? It's a good album

Or is it a "board hates board-related topic" sort of thing

>> No.9071658

>>9071645
i think it was the penis

>> No.9071689

Put it in boiling oil for 5 minutes (place egg in the oil when oil is cold so it doesn't crack), then pour water in the oil to cool it down (half the amount of water as oil). It should be cool enough to grab out of the oil.

>> No.9071691

>>9071689
Yes. Pls this

>> No.9071762

https://youtu.be/GPFHv5SKbZ4

>> No.9072567

>>9069591
That's a weird shaped don't at the bottom left. Def would not stick it deep down my throat.

>> No.9073271

>>9071689
dont do this it creates mustard gas

>> No.9073288

I SEE A HIDDEN PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHA WEW

>> No.9073315

>>9073288
sshhhhh, keep it shady, mac

>> No.9073325

>>9069713
But I am a fat fuck and I still saw the benis first.

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9073361

>>9069591

Ops image was sort of graphic so I censored it. OP, in the future please use this new image so that it is work safe.

>> No.9073374

further proof that /ck/ is the gayest board

>> No.9073381

>>9069591
I make mine in an electric pressure cooker (instant pot) 5 min to come to pressure, 5 min cook time, 5 min natural release. Then remove. They peel like a dream and are perfectly cooked every time.

>> No.9073625

How has this thread not been deleted?

>> No.9073655

>>9069591
Raw - no boil
Warm mush - 2 minutes
Deformed - 4 minutes
Forming - 6 minutes
Soft boiled - 8 minutes
Formed - 10 minutes
Hard boil - 12+ minutes, give more time if you like green yoke.

>> No.9073666

>>9073655
>>Stab yourself in the pisshole with a rusty wood screw if you like green yolk

FTFY.

>> No.9073674

>>9069591
>put eggs in a pot
>fill pot with water to where its covering the eggs
>put on high heat
>when you got a rolling boil, set a timer for 5 minutes
>when buzzer goes off, eggs are done
>yolks will be perfect yellow

>> No.9073685

>>9073674
You're not supposed to let them sit in boiling water, you shut it off when the bubbles start or else the shell cracks.

>> No.9073696

>>9073685
My shells never crack, ever.

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>>9073696

Mine don't either, because i shut off the gas when the water starts to boil a little bit. (~195 F)

Also, poached are better than soft boil. Peeling is for sucker ass punks.

>> No.9073715

>>9073696
>lying on the internet

Let the eggs simmer for 7-8 minutes, perfect orange/yellow soft center.

>> No.9073943

>tfw dick more bent that bailey jays disgusting waste of air husband

at least he's not anthony burch

>> No.9073982

>>9070744
I got banned from this board and /co/ for calling out liberal cucks.

>> No.9073984

>>9073374
shut up, your gay

>> No.9074031

>>9069591
>Place eggs in cold water with at least one inch of water covering the eggs.
>Heat over high heat until boiling.
>Boil eggs for one minute.
>Cover pot with kids while water is still boiling and remove the put for the heat
>Let sit 10-11 minutes
>Remove eggs from water
>Run eggs under cold water until cool enough to handle
>Remove shell
>Wa la!

Alternatively, steam the eggs for 10 minutes and then run under water until cool.

>> No.9074039

>>9073982
go back to /pol/ drumpfkin

>> No.9074043

>>9074031
>Cover pot with kids
Cover pot with lid*

Fucking autocorrect.

>> No.9074103

>>9073361
NO LOVE DEEP WEB

>> No.9074425

>>9073706
>Gas

What are you, a fucking Nazi?

>> No.9074446

>>9073625
There's a lot of useful info about cooking eggs via boiling?

Also look at all those delicious doughnuts!

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9074632

>>9074425
>only nazi's use gas burners

What are you, a fucking poor person?

>> No.9074997

>>9070739
SCHLONG

>> No.9075499

>>9069591
Put in a muffin tin in the oven at 300 for 30 minutes. This is the true lazy man's mass produced egg.

>> No.9075526

>>9073361
Kek, they deleted the censored pic.

>> No.9075533
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9075533

>it's still up

>> No.9075539
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9075539

>>9075526
that is funny as hell, /ck/ mods are running wild up in here

>> No.9075578

>>9075533
Why would you want it to go down.

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9075608

>>9075539
>/ck/
>mods

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>>9073361
>>9075526

lols, i didn't delete it so the mods must have...
test post to see if i am banned - i fully expect this to fail.

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>>9076205

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS. The mods around here just earned +18 respect.

>> No.9076236
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9076236

>>9075539

I have a feeling at least some of the mods are ladies. I've been banned for totally work safe images that just had text on them that was awful in a very sexist sort of way. But they'll leave subtle male genitalia up for for days... Just feels like a certain feminist mindset. Or maybe they are gay white knights... who knows.

all i know is, >>9075539 is right.
>/ck/ mods are running wild up in here