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If you are suffering from a real spicy shit or similar discomfort at home on the road or at work please include yourself in this thread, thank you.

>> No.9063593

Lots of dairy
Lots of peppers
Means
Lots of ass-lava

>> No.9063602

>>9063201
I own a bidet, because I'm not a savage.

>get mud on your hands
>wipe it with a dry rag and call it "clean"

This is you without a bidet. But literal shit.

>> No.9064006

>>9063602
i may be called a loser and a faggot but at least I don't virtue signal about getting water shot up my ass you damn queer nigger

>> No.9064010

>>9063201
I'm shitting on the toilet right now.

I made hot wings again today with a combination of franks and blaire's mega death.

Just kill me now.

>> No.9064011

>>9064006
You're not a loser or a faggot.
Just a lovely person who will go far in life.

>> No.9064012

>>9063602
Fag, you probably want niggers to tongue your anus aswell.

>> No.9064021

>>9063201
I live in hawaii, and eat a lot of takeout cuz I'm a wagecuck. Invariably a lot of it is spicy. >>9063593 I also eat lots of cheese and shit. I'm also a borderline /alc/
So I only have diarrhea

>> No.9064053

>>9064012
Not that guy but only people who have never had their anus tongued act like its a bad thing.

>> No.9064067

>>9064053
this

>> No.9064243

>>9063201

Why is it that when I only shit naturally I never feel the spicy burn but if I accidentally accelerate the poo by not sleeping through grumbles or drinking a coffee/energy drink it burns

>> No.9064322
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9064322

>>9063602

>splashing your asshole with a device that replicates a cumshot
>acting high and mighty about it too

>> No.9064347

>>9063201
I am not mid-spicy poop at the moment, but I am a frequent sufferer of spicy poop. I wouldn't say I have a great diet, but there isn't much rhyme or reason when it happens. I can have an entire week of healthy food and still feel the burn.

A stray breeze can give me diarrhea.

>> No.9064684

What a bad thread

>> No.9064702

>>9063593
>being lactose intolerant

Top kek

>> No.9064709

>>9063201
Sitting on the toilet right now, shitting out yesterday's beer and whiskey. Good amount of blood in there.

>> No.9064714

>>9063201
Glad we have a support thread about this. I always make super spicy curry and shit my brains out later. Any tips on how to deal with spicy poop?

>> No.9064739

>>9064714
Baby wipes