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9056335 No.9056335 [Reply] [Original]

I just ate a whole box of these without realizing it.
Holy shit am I going to die? How man ypounds did I just gain, these things are better than Goldfish.

>> No.9056387
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9056387

>>9056335
>Better than Goldfish

>> No.9056394

You're gunna have some thick poops later

>> No.9056423

why the one hole?

>> No.9056455

>>9056423
so they don't get puffy

>> No.9056457
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9056457

hot and spicy cheez it are worth becoming skinny fat

>> No.9056526

>>9056423
because 2 holes would be silly

>> No.9056529

they have a disgusting after taste though
just like oreos

>> No.9056532

They're nowhere near as bad as Doritos or whatever

>> No.9056534

>>9056335
MEATY ORANGE POOP IMMANENT

>> No.9056543

>>9056335
appx 1950 calories, so about 1/2 lb potentially

>better than goldfish
the only thing worse than cheez-it's are cheeto's

>> No.9056555

>>9056543
Shit taste detected

>> No.9056564
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9056564

Dad used to eat these with sour cream all the time. Motherfucking delicious.

Enjoy you new pant size ;)

>> No.9056630

>>9056423
if you choke on one you can breathe through the hole

every food should have a hole in it desu. if every had holes in it no one would ever choke on anything again

>> No.9056676

>pouring Cheez-Its into tomato soup and eating them with a spoon like cereal

Its the simple things in life that produce the biggest, smelliest farts

>> No.9056726

>>9056555

Fuck you, Trips. Cheese-It's are the fucking BOMB, yo.

>> No.9057593

>>9056335
Hope you like making snakes, kid.

>> No.9057623
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9057623

>>9056335
>better than Goldfish.

>> No.9057832

>>9056564
He probably wears sweat pants with a super elastic waist band

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>>9056529
>they have a disgusting after taste though
>just like oreos

>> No.9058606

>>9056335
i'm medium bmi, and sometimes i pig the heck out and don't worry about it because some days i don't eat anything and most days i eat medium
don't wowrry about it man

>> No.9058615

>>9056529
Oreos might have a bad after taste for you because the "cream" is made with vegetable shortening, which doesn't melt in your mouth like other fats. So it just leaves this kind of greasy coating that has to slowly dissolve away. Either that or you just don't like the more bitter chocolate cookie, but I like that part.

>> No.9058617

>>9056335
just tell your mom to stop buying junk faggot. do you want to get the beetus and die at 45?