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9046955 No.9046955 [Reply] [Original]

Let's rev up those webms

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>tfw I first heard NBC was shitcanning Hannibal

what a bunch of losers. experimental show that still did really fucking well and had a cult following before it even left the air, and the network trashed it because they wouldn't know good TV if it shot them in the side of the face

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>when you're in a fully stocked kitchen but the survival training kicks in

>> No.9047141

It was pretty good, but pretty far up it's own ass at the same time.

>> No.9047148

the sauce kills it for me
it's just way to much

>> No.9047150
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>tfw your survival training tells you to grab a knife around the cutting edge with your palm

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>> No.9047673

Can you even flombay with wine??

>> No.9047676

>all that work when you can just shoot your load into a bowl

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>> No.9047690

Could be grappa

>> No.9047700

>not mixing your spunk into your tofu

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>> No.9047733

it's an egg you muppet

>> No.9047764

That's a Zwilling J.A. Henckels chef's knife. That thing cost at least a hundred dollars.

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>> No.9047789

Pretty sure they were referring to the brown sauce they dumped all over it at the end.

>> No.9047829


With vermouth, yes.

>> No.9047853

what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.9047874

Doesn't look like vermouth

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>> No.9047947
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You have to eat all the eggs

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you sure about that m8?

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It's not that brand, whatever it is

>> No.9048010

that doesn't mean it can't be a pale, off-white vermouth.

>> No.9048034

Well yeah, that doesn't mean it can't be white wine either and they included the flames for theatrics

I demand that you find out what it is

>> No.9048053

this guy says white wine


>> No.9048070

that doesn't mean it can't be human piss

>> No.9048074
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Recipe is Veal Osso Bucco. Since my internet is total shit, amazon refuses to stream in HD so I had to look up the recipe to see all the ingredients.

It is, indeed, white wine. I concede, you win.

>> No.9048090

Ok im sorry I bullied you

>> No.9048102

I would totally have dinner cooked by Hannibal Lecter, that shit looks amazing. And you're guarenteed polite company.

>> No.9048105

Unless he plans on having you for another dinner

>> No.9048106

Looks like it says cabernet sauvignon to me.

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>> No.9048111

>Ok im sorry
No you aren't. Fuck off and kys faggot.

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That seems unlikely, since cabernet sauvignon is red.

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have a glass of wine

>> No.9048121

this one makes me hungry af every god damn time

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>> No.9048404

lol it was dark, dull and boring with a dash of homosexual undertones.

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I don't remember saving any of these.

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>yfw realize you'd rather eat what this dude was cooking any day opposed to Scalifani's drek.

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>> No.9048489

>Still not asking for it

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>tfw you come to this thread hungry and leave horny

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Pretty rude, please apologize to Ja/ck/ immediately

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is that a steak for dogs?

>> No.9048512

>that barbaric toss into the pan

>> No.9048548

that was hard to watch

how do you fuck up the initial toss that bad?

>> No.9048680


I'll never understand Japan's fascination for slimy foods with plenty of raw and runny egg in it

>> No.9048697

how to get stretch marks

>> No.9048702

Simpsons did it

>> No.9048768

fucking gross
just disgusting

>> No.9048816

Third season was shit

>> No.9048841

gimme 20cc of tofu cummy yummies in my tummy stat!

>> No.9048849

only the beginning

>> No.9048869

i cringed at the knife wall

>> No.9048951

What does he have against letting things cook properly? It's like he can't wait to eat whatever abomination he's cooking, but he probably spends five minutes setting up the camera for the next shot anyway.

>> No.9049062

What is this from? A restauranteur punishment show?

>> No.9049106

>crying and puking in 5...4...3...2...

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>> No.9049704

that's neat

>> No.9049725

Add a black and white filter and it looks like one of those infomercials

>> No.9049728

god this fuckers eyes are on the verge of popping out

>> No.9049840

Everything he does and says comes off as uncomfortably disingenuous.

>> No.9050259

I know what you mean, it's like he is a robot designed to react to foods in a scripted manner.

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>> No.9050642

she's gonna be a hit at college

>> No.9050648

kills me every time

>> No.9050649

I bet you both $20 he's an aspiring youth minister

>> No.9050658

lol served with a side of eyeballs at the end

>> No.9050699

>Americans still triggered by runny eggs

>> No.9050863

>that hair
she is a 30 year old roastie who lives for karaoke night

>> No.9050908

there's nothing appealing about eating hot cum

the yolk is a different matter

>> No.9050997


he probably read somewhere that "gourmet" cooking is only done "rare"

>> No.9051017


cum > sand

never got how people can eat dry eggs.
it's like eating cardboard.

but then again, if i was living in the usa i'd probably have to, considering how all the shit they have surrounding eggs

>> No.9051068

>i was living in the usa i'd probably have to

No, you'd have a large enough postage stamp to raise your own unless you were stupid enough to buy your little plot in a subdivision with a 1950's mentality nazi HOA where gardens or backyard chickens were forbidden and only Dow and Monsanto approved chemical grass dumps qualify.

>> No.9051072

terrible post

>> No.9051098

the madman actually did it?

>> No.9051117

There's a simple explanation for all of this. Why would presumably primarily hetero males despise fags? Let's see, fags don't compete for our women and if they hit on us we say, "nah man, I don't swing that way."

Diminishing the competitive field for pussy seems like something I, as a heterosexual male, would support. What's the answer for the hatred, fear and vitriol then? Pretty clear it's a repressed homosexual tendency that manifests in fury. That's why there's such a large number of rabidly anti-gay right wing politicians and evangelicals caught engaging in gay sex. Sad that humans are unable to honestly examine their own motivations.

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What the actual fuck? This isn't even pasta.

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>> No.9051178

I think I hate that faggot more than Jack.

>> No.9051181

RIP to pajeet's fingers

>> No.9051205

who flips a steak with a fucking spatula

>> No.9051264
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> Sad that humans are unable to honestly examine their own motivations.

It sure sounds like you desperately want to prove how gay Republicans and evangelicals by getting them to letting you sucking their cocks.

>> No.9051266


Admit it... you just want to fag out witht a couple of Republicans... like some kinda gay nazi sex fetish.

>> No.9051606


you can flambe with wine. idk where this meme comes from.

>> No.9051612


this post is a perfect example of people wanting to express a novel criticism of jack so desperately that they come up with totally irrelevant or ignorant bullshit

>> No.9052060


It only got slightly better towards the end. Didn't even stick that though.

>> No.9052095

While it left a lot of potential unfulfilled, I feel like it was too good for network. It needed to be on HBO or Netflix. All network has to offer now is singing and dancing. Nothing else. They're too scared. Television has always been a commercial enterprise but now it's the sponsors calling ALL the shots. Creative gets almost no input. There's no roof for boldness or bravery.

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>> No.9052784


I'm not from the US and I do leave the yolk partially runny when frying eggs

it's the idea of having the whole meal be runny egg and rice like in that pic or tamago gohan that makes no sense to me.

>> No.9052806

Do Americans really buy steak in vacuum sealed packaging? How old is it?

>> No.9052817

>Just throws it against the side of the pan
>Doesnt even manage to cook it through
Jesus christ.

It's a dollar store mystery-meat cutlet

>> No.9052905

how much for the whole set?

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how do you manage to not cook a steak that fucking thin?

>> No.9052978

$645 + tip

>> No.9052998

Cause he puts butter in a cast iron skillet and it barely starts to melt. The pan wasn't hot at all.

>> No.9053110

enjoy your ban

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I must know her name.

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>> No.9053284

fucking stupid delete this shit

>> No.9053290

> cum tastes good
Spoken like a true European

>> No.9053293


>/po/ crossposts on /ck/

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She does anal too. Go to /gif/ it's where i found her name.

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>> No.9053398

this guys fucking face cracks me up everytime

>> No.9053411

>fat, red meat
>sugary sauces
>no fresh vegetables

And I'd still eat it to the last bite.

>> No.9053449

look at all that delicious estrogen!

>> No.9053573

what show is this?

>> No.9053594

Cooking with Jack

>> No.9053620

Fuck I wanted to see if he told her to stop it, but the webm ended

>> No.9053639

He does, he says what she is doing is very dangerous and shows her this wondrous invention called a can opener.

>> No.9053658

>another barefoot
something something do americans really whatever

>> No.9053660

The ending was the dumbest thing ever and didn't follow the books at all

>> No.9053675

Just tell us the fucking name

>> No.9053699

Racheal raxx

>> No.9053744

C'man that shit is like 8%, do that with a bottle of Bordeaux and I'd be impressed

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I cant fine youtubes of girls chugging harder wine

>> No.9053880
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Thats my Girl

>> No.9054041


Is there a name for the stuff he's making here?

>> No.9054057

mine cost 30....

>> No.9054069


The stuff he's making in the OP gif is just a standard braise, though normally you'd do it with beef, lamb, or veal rather than human. Look up "osso buco" for example.

2nd video is just sashimi. It's often dipped in a cold liquid before serving to firm up the texture. Ice-cold water would be traditional; I've also seen it done with gin.

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Did somebody say Jack?

>> No.9054088


oh okay.

I found the shows food stylists blog. A lot of detail:


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>> No.9054106


Is this on purpose?

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>> No.9054136

>implying i'm european
>implying cum doesn't taste good
>implying I suck cock
>implying I don't (no homo)
>implying cum isn't good 4 ya

>> No.9054138

should be a bowl of cooked eggs, not scrambled eggs

>> No.9054144


Suprised/amazed he still has all of his fingers

>> No.9054166


>> No.9054186

Who's jack?

>> No.9054197

don't worry, there's a billion more of them

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>> No.9054322


Fake ass poutine

>> No.9054390

That'll be $25

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The sublime ruler and king of /ck/

>> No.9054425

What's the white stuff under the scoop of butter?

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>> No.9054439

The funny thing is there are people who unironically thinks she's hot

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>there are people who unironically thinks she's hot

Yes. About 11% of the US population.

>> No.9054443

She's cute and tried her best. Shendoesnt need a superficial cunt like that.

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>> No.9054500

this is a logistical nightmare.

>> No.9054542

Hell of an "end grain" cutting board.

>> No.9054565

The orange shit is uni, otherwise known as sea urchin. Annoying as fuck to clean and tastes like ass. Asians love it for whatever reason.

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>not hard boiled

>> No.9054589


>Curdled mornay

Is this supposed to be food porn or food gore?

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>> No.9054602

this. they went way too fucknig annoying artsy at the end. if i'm not sure what's real or not, why do i care if horrifying things happen? i'm going to not invest because i think it's fake? if the story is confusing why do i care? hate that pretentious shit. you're not cool, or intelligent, you're being retarded and making your show inaccessible and unenjoyable on purpose

>> No.9054605

I got you


>> No.9054606

>he doesn't eat his chicken rare

>> No.9054607

You know aside from the obvious imagery and her ability what really turns me on is seeing a fit, hot girl like that eating that piece of literal fat like its nothing

Whats wrong with me, i dont even have a food fetish or anything and i hate fat women

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>> No.9054624

This one never fails to make me laugh, jesus christ why would he leave this in the video

>> No.9054640

Thats hot

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>> No.9054869

Is this just for one person?

>> No.9054895

>8 course meal
>Still end up feeling hungry

>> No.9054914

This is really impressive and comes from a true mastery of his trade.

>> No.9054921

He claims he wanted it to be rare, which is just asking for food poisoning with a $1 steak. Clearly the pan should've been way hotter though

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>> No.9055043

>He spills the fucking beer

I'm done

>> No.9055149

>those motor skills of a toddler

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Tammy has seen better days

Almost looks like a rare pepe here

>> No.9055283

>Scrambled eggs aren't cooked

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>> No.9055329

I hate how it should be all over his hand, but it isn't.

>> No.9055416

Lets all agree the knife wall isn't a bad idea, it could be done right.

>> No.9055516

>anons have rooms like this RIGHT NOW but will never have girls in them

>> No.9055534

I have to know if he's doing that shit on purpose or not. Has anyone ever actually asked before?

>> No.9055716

looks like a Pustaries add

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>putting tomatoes in your guac

>> No.9055812

how dare he desecrate a shun like that

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fucking hilarious, he's so fucking stupid it's amazing

>> No.9056114

jack bro can you dump all your webms on a google drive for posterity

>> No.9056116

Welcome to liking Bryan Fuller shows. Hannibal got the best treatment out of all of them, especially compared to Dead Like Me and Pushing Daisies

>> No.9056127

Someone needs to make a version of this, like the other one, with Jack edits.

>> No.9056185

Makes you wonder how much borrowed time American Gods is on.

>> No.9056232

>NBC Hannibal
>didn't follow the books
gosh you dont say

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>> No.9057227


>show got informed it was being cancelled halfway through the third season while they were still chugging through the Red Dragon arc
>"wow wtf this ending was horrible nothing like the books DOWNVOTED"

>> No.9057237

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>> No.9057258

>tfw when you realize bread dough rises because the yeasts in it are farting

>> No.9057292

Sure thing, fatty.

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>> No.9057328

cut the first 2 seconds and it's perfect

>> No.9057406

That's disgusting, what a slovenly wench. That shit makes me sick to watch.

>> No.9057446

>soak over night

Does this activate the almond?

>> No.9057527

Ok, so, I've been to these open air meat markets in third world countries, exactly like this, except where I've been they were literally covered with flies everywhere.

How do they keep all that meat from attracting swarms of flying insects? Even at expensive tropical resorts, they have honeybees harvesting the dessert trays. How is this sloppy meat market so free of flies? Some Oriental Meat Market Feng Shui?

>> No.9057531


It looks like it's indoors anon. Near the beginning you can see the glass window at the front of the shop, later you can see the walls covered with tiles.

>> No.9057537

That shit's undercooked. Who is this joker?

>> No.9057542

Still pretty impressive. I'm pretty sure the local walmart deli has more flies than that place full of raw meat.

>> No.9057568

You're memeing but yes. That's how you actually produce activated almonds.

>> No.9057621

why do you post this every time?

>> No.9057766

>kid on the right just looking at the Eiffel Tower

>> No.9057836

>no grilled cheese webm

jesus christ favreau

>> No.9058215

A-anon I'm making your dough rise with my farts!
*BRAAAP* kya~!

>> No.9058244

I've never seen the show. Is he making people?

>> No.9058295

Lol that shitty mall ninja knife wall. Bet whoever made it did it by looping scotch tape to make it double sided.

>> No.9058361

Yes. You've never heard of Hannibal Lecter?

>> No.9058386

Who doesn't enjoy a tartare sandwich with cold cheese?

>> No.9058411

Yeah I've heard of it I just didn't know if he was making beef or something and the show was just being cheeky.

>> No.9058442

Oh, okay. Yeah, the show is full of GOAT food porn sequences, but it's all offset by the fact he's supposed to be cooking using human parts.

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>She does anal too
very good

>> No.9058480

It's human leg

Here's the full scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfWWcQO6OY

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Ja/ck/ is known for his patrician taste for RAW meats

>> No.9058644

My guess was probably "Steve", or "Chris". Pretty popular names.

>> No.9058671

does this shit taste good? i know its not milk

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>> No.9058695

he's doing it the "manly way" - just eat the damn sticker

>> No.9058733

I think that's actually a scoop of Ice cream on top of whipped cream, which is on top of powdered sugar.

>> No.9058756

chicken? looks like frog surely

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>> No.9058920

>$240 for 2 guys to just sprinkle and pour shit on your table

>> No.9058965

I wish I could do that.

>> No.9058972


spray half of it across your kitchen and damn near severely injure yourself?

>> No.9058973

No, that's what I would do if I tried to. I'm saying I wish I could do it correctly like him.

>> No.9058998

The sauce in the rice is also really heavy.

>> No.9059039

>gravy too thick
>shredded cheese instead of curds

I am deeply offended.

>> No.9059089

god damn it's like he cant do anything right. sometimes i wonder if he has trouble wiping his ass

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>the skinned legs 5-6 seconds in have paws

>> No.9059156

Fuck you and the dick you rode in on if you think this is acceptable to serve to a paying customer other than as a joke or a free sample.

>> No.9059161

I'm only seeing hooves

>> No.9059164


Ah wait I see em now

>> No.9059169
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>the knife work
>the way he tosses in the minced jalepeno
>the mortar and pestle work
>the way he spreads the chips

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>> No.9059199

Stop fucking posting this.

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Can somebody webm his deli sandwich one? Pretty fuckin please??

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gotcha covered famalam

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My dude!

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It's the return of the Ja/ck/

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>> No.9060164

>not putting tomatoes in your guac so it can slide down your baby palette nice and smooth

>> No.9060282
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Has anyone checked out the cookbook from the show?

Anyone have a PDF?

>> No.9060289

Eat shit and die

>> No.9060293

he did spray a bunch of it off to the left though, you can see that

>> No.9060351


>> No.9060386

i love authentic no-bean chili

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You first

>> No.9060418

there is a cooking book from this show? i am not of the unwanting for as such!

>> No.9060537

Something about the way Hannibal cooks is just so beautiful.

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Becuase he has nice things and drinks wine.

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>> No.9061028

The fuck im seeing?

>> No.9061033

sauce on original pic

>> No.9061079

>That's why there's such a large number of rabidly anti-gay right wing politicians and evangelicals caught engaging in gay sex.
name 3 in the past 2 years

>> No.9061091

thats how you make guac though
its essentially pico de gallo and mashed avocado

>> No.9061098


Admittadly, this sort of thing calmed down during the Obama years, but was fucking happening all the fucking time during Bush.

Mostly with pastors that would get caught cheating on their wives with men. There were dozens. I'm not going to take the time to list them. There was a new one every 6 months for years.

Most pastors are closet homosexuals, or child molestors. There were dozens of child molesting priests that were outted as well, not politicians - but probably everybit just as right wing and anti-gay.

>> No.9061110

god that just ends up looking like a turd sandwich

>> No.9061124

how often do you think he's shittin his brains out?

>> No.9061148

check out the "tea room trade"

also look into prechristian views on homosexuality
homosexuality used to be incredibly common in ancient greece and rome when there were no real restriction against it (thats not to say there weren't also stigmas against being a bottom etc..) until homosexuality became "wrong" and even then homosexuality has always been common among those who could kept it discrete and also had enough power not to be punished for it such as the aristocracy

>> No.9061188

this isn't a rage thread, anon

>> No.9061194

Or that he's even alive. I'm amazed he hasn't been run over by an inattentive driver while crossing the street without checking.

>> No.9061202

holy fucking kek

>> No.9061206

I love how, as abstract as it is, you can tell what every ingredient is supposed to be

>> No.9061210

It happened less than a handful of times, you lying kike

>> No.9061235

It's a wallpaper, toolbar on the bottom there.

>> No.9061252


what kind of meme cuisine is this?

>> No.9061459

Ive wanted to check it out in the past, havent heard anything of it.

>> No.9061532

American portions mate

>> No.9061611

It happens all the time down here in the south where homosexuality is stigmatized and a lot of fags remain closeted. Evangelical preachers are notorious for it, I guess because they think they can self flagellate and ask forgiveness immediately after and still get into heaven.

>> No.9061895

I thought the same thing kek

>> No.9061918

>real garlic flies away
>drops chopped garlic he had in his hand all along
i have seen this trick before

>> No.9063462

what kind of knife is that? the knife the guy in the back is using to cleave the meat.

>> No.9063615

how the fuck does he film

>> No.9063782

What is this?
it is so pretty :3

>> No.9063863

To be fare that thing looks dumb as hell

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>> No.9064238

>healthier "milk"
>pour a cup of liquid sugar in it