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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.9045433

Cucumber

>> No.9045434

Salami.

>> No.9045435

Hotdog

>> No.9045436

Salted celery sticks

>> No.9045437

Carrot

>> No.9045439

Banana

>> No.9045440

>>9045433
>>9045436
>>9045437
Don't make fun of me
>>9045434
>>9045435
Is it possible to make them taste good cold?

>> No.9045441

>>9045429
Nutter Butter Bites

>> No.9045451

>>9045429
Crab legs

>> No.9045453

Eggplant

>> No.9045475

a stick of butter in a bowl. Hide it under your covers, or in your sock drawer. But some FUCKING chocolate bars in the bowl but just MASHHH it into the butter. Next get some skittles and starburst and ram it in that bowl too. Almost there, next take a handful of sandwich meat, rip the pieces into even tinier strips and dump that into your FAT FUCK bowl.

Retreat under your covers and eat the food of the damned.

>> No.9045487

>>9045475
>Retreat under your covers
He's going to the movies, it would probably be better to use a large soda cup or popcorn bowl instead

>> No.9045497

Penis

>> No.9045500

>>9045487
I interpreted OP as a fat kid that was trying to cheat on his diet that Mommy and Daddy laid out for him.

>> No.9045503

>>9045487
He's right >>9045500

I'm going under the covers

>> No.9045515

>>9045500

So far I've got:
>large bar of milka
>a can of pringles
>some gummies
>two apple filling pastries
>a bucket of garlic fried bread
>a can of sip

What am I missing?

>> No.9045520

>>9045440
I don't know what you're complaining about, carrots are an excellent snack. Nice and filling, good crunch, tasty too. Eat your vegetables.

>> No.9045914

>>9045515
Dignity

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>>9045914

>> No.9045927
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9045927

OP, are you going to the movies or just hiding food like a fatty? It is impossible to give good rec without this data pls respond.

>> No.9045933

>>9045914
Would it still be tasty cold? I don't have an option to reheat anything.
>>9045927
Just a fatty under covers.

>> No.9045947

>>9045515
>bucket of garlic fried bread
This is what rock bottom looks like but you're still being a worthless fat fuck. Hopefully obesity kills you off before 30 for your parent's and humanities sake.

>> No.9045952

>>9045947
Just tasted some of it and it's soggy af. Will have eat it anyway.

>> No.9045953

>>9045520
Last time my sister brought home carrots I sat down for a carrot....two pounds later I realized maybe I have a problem...but they are indeed delicious

>> No.9045958

>>9045933
You realize you can eat whatever you want and still lose weight if you output more calories than you input right? Just cut back on your eating you fat shitsmear

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9045987

>>9045933
post pic of your disgusting fatso belly
bonus points if it includes your blanket fort

>> No.9046045

>>9045429
How old are you OP, 12? If you want to be an eternal fat fuck, take a drive in your car, binge on some fast food, return home.

>> No.9046051

>>9045958
But I want to eat a lot
>>9045987
No, I might get recognized

>> No.9046056

>>9046045
I'm 19 and I don't have a drivers licence

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>>9045947
It's not that big btw

>> No.9046096
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>>9046084
look at that fat claw grabbing a liter bucket like a shotglass

>> No.9046102

>>9045515
What the fuck.
That's more food than I eat a whole day.
I do have a stomach condition though... but still.

>> No.9046106

>>9045520
Carrot sticks dipped in hummus is a fucking top healthy snack.

>> No.9046121

>>9046084
>I'm not that big
>Fingers as thick as hotdogs

>> No.9046129

>>9046096
i love ck

>> No.9046135

>>9046102
Fuck off. No one can survive on that littld food.

>> No.9046140

>>9046096
It's just the angle. I'm not that fat.

>> No.9046142

>>9046135
>No one can survive on less than 3500 calories a day!

>> No.9046147
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9046147

Was thinking about picking some of these

>> No.9046150

A few m&m's or skittles in your bellybutton

>> No.9046157

>>9046142
It's actually just 2000

>> No.9046173

>>9046140
P O S T
O
S
T

B E L L Y
E
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L
Y

>> No.9046174

>>9046157
>Just 2000
>Can of pringles - 908 calories
>Milka bar - 250 calories
>Gummies - 100 calories
>Apple filing pastries - 300/ea
>Bucket of garlic fried bread - Easily 1000
>Can of sip - Depends
Your pringles and pastries alone are 1600, fat boy.

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>>9045515
>a bucket of garlic fried bread
WAT

>> No.9046192
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9046192

>>9046084
BIG MEATY CLAWS

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>>9046173
It's not as bad as it looks. I'm just hunched over for a better picture.

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>>9046200
ewwwwww
why
WHY
also, stop eating secretly like a girl

>> No.9046284

I seriously hope you die you disgusting fat fuck, you are nothing but dead weight to society.

You know what? Don't wait for the food to kill you, just neck yourself, your parents will be glad to pay for the XL coffin as long as they can get rid of your disgusting fat ass.

>> No.9046320

>>9046214
>>9046284
Seriuosly fuck you guys. I though /ck/ would be one of the few understanding places. You could at least recommend me those snacks I asked about.

>> No.9046354

>>9046320
> I though /ck/ would be one of the few understanding places.
And what the fuck made you think that? Do you even browse this board? Also stop fucking hiding snacks. That is beyond pathetic. Either lose weight or eat whatever out in the open. Hiding it makes you look that much worse.

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>>9046354
>Hiding it makes you look that much worse

I don't care. I'm certainly not eating my pringles in front of my parents. Can we just get back on topic?

Pic related are pretty good, but can anyone recommend me their best gummies?

>> No.9046393

>>9046387
>I don't care.
>I'm not gonna eat in front my parents
Makes sense

>> No.9046400

>>9046387
Also why do you need advice. Just buy whatever snacks you like (chips, jerky, candy etc) and hide them in a ziplock bag under your bed.

>> No.9046553

>>9046387
Die you fat fuck, you obviously have no shame, dignity or self respect, why would you care about what do you eat?
Piece of shit.

>> No.9046567

>>9046553
People like you is the reason people like me resort to joining tumblr anti fat shaming groups

>> No.9046635

>>9046567
>People like you is the reason people like me resort to joining tumblr anti fat shaming groups
I can't tell if this is post-ironic or genuine. Also what the fuck is this thread OP? Just buy whatever snacks you like and put them under your bed. Jesus Christ....

>> No.9046651

>>9046635
I just wanted ck's opinion. That is all. Why bother discussing food at all then?

>> No.9046706

>>9046651
>asks /ck/ what junk food would be best to hide from his parents
>expects honest discussion
Yea, totally /ck/s fault

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9046770

>>9046706

My parents sent my step-sister to Camp Shane, lost 30lbs in one summer, came home, gained it all plus some in one month. Had to lock sweets and snacks in a closet only my parents had the keys to. She would cache food all over the house, even went as far as hiding it in the attic and in our parents room, office and cars. Fatasses will always find a way, an addiction is an addiction. To this day my step-sister, now 36yo, eats like a 9yo left alone in a sweets-shop. Got gastric bypass because dieting and exercise was too labor intensive. Family embarrassment. This thread made me nostalgia all over myself and text my step-sister that she's a fat loser.

>> No.9046788

>>9046770
>Picture is on a fattie cart
Top fucking kek

>> No.9046793

>>9045429
peanut

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9046799

>>9046770

>> No.9046804

>>9046770
>Ronan
How many samurai swords do you own

>> No.9046805

>>9046770
Is she using a lawnmower as an accessibility scooter in that pic?

>> No.9046809

>>9046770
this is actually quite sad.

>> No.9046813

>>9046770
>She's on a fucking scooter cart
Please let this be real.

>> No.9046814 [DELETED] 

>>9046804

Ronan = Irish gaelic word for seal (animal).

Ronin = weeaboo bullshit.

>> No.9046821

>>9046799
>Trolling your half sister
You know what would be better to troll her? Have sex with her.

>> No.9046828

>>9046814
>Ronan
I bet you're also a fat fuck.

>> No.9046829

>>9045429
Gay

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9046832

>>9046821

That fat cunt isn't my blood. Step-sister = my dad married her mother. For some reason...

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9046860

>>9046832

>> No.9046884

>>9046860
Can I fuck your wife while you fuck your hamplanet of a sister?

You can watch if you like.

>> No.9046896 [DELETED] 

>>9046884

https://youtu.be/S5LuOM0qb_E

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>>9045429
Mom's spaghetti is the only correct answer.

>> No.9046911

>>9046860
Your wife is also a fat cunt.

>> No.9046914

>>9046911
t. Low-test numale

>> No.9046918

>>9046914
t. butthurt

>> No.9046921

>>9045429
Stop being so fat idiot

>> No.9046939

>>9046860
Good shit Ronan, hopefully you don't get v& by the fat police.

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9046980

>>9046918

>implying that was me

>> No.9046994

>>9046980
You look like you're in the market for some hot cuckold action, can I interest you in my services as a certified bull?

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>>9046980

>> No.9047009 [DELETED] 

>>9046994

Not everyone enjoys emasculating fetishism...I'll pass. I should head out to get some chinese and a blowjob from mu wife. Later.

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>>9046770
>>9046799
>>9046832
>>9046860

>> No.9047032

>>9047005
what the shit is going on inb4 op gets doxed

>> No.9047042 [DELETED] 

>>9047032

>implying OP isn't a fat piece of shit teenager whose parents are trying to make him eat healthy

That's not OP obviously.

>> No.9047081

>>9046860
Coming from someone who teased his fat cousins from age 11 to 21, you're a piece of shit.

>> No.9047084

>>9047009
Faggot.

>> No.9047087

Fuck Ronan
>t. Fat stepsister

>> No.9047123

>>9046860

this is some white trash right here

>> No.9047129

>>9047005

>Ciaran

sounds like a herpes medicine

>> No.9047157 [DELETED] 

>>9047084

>YOU'RE GAY IF YOU DONT LIKE WATCHING OTHER MEN CUM INSIDE OR ON YOUR WOMAN

Noted.

>> No.9047158 [DELETED] 

>>9047081

>i teased people about being fat
>as an adult i too am fat
>i regret the past

Pussy.

>> No.9047218

>>9047158
I've never been fat in my life. Even my worse has been skinny-fat in my first year of college. At 28, I'm fitter than I ever was (partly because I work out to offset drinking). I just gained empathy over time. I have spoken to both my fat cousins about how to lead a healthy life and one of them is in pretty good shape now.

I was an asshole and I regret it, simple as that.

>> No.9047231 [DELETED] 

>>9047218

Nice blog. Obesity is unhealthy and people "suffering" with it should be deemed insane and institutionalized against their will.

>> No.9047238

>>9047005

>Ronan
>Saoirse
>Ciaran

remove potato

>> No.9047245

>>9047231
Skip all that and just shoot them all in the base of the skull

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>>9046770
>fat
>camo cargo pants
>hoodie with a t shirt over it
>scooter

>> No.9047247

>>9047231
>Nice blog
That's what it was from the off, you just noticed? Obesity is unhealthy and family should help people tackle it. Tough love is fine too. But then there's being an asshole.

>> No.9047253 [DELETED] 

>>9047238

BEADY
E
A
D
Y

>> No.9047256 [DELETED] 

>>9047247

>help

Obese people are selfish, can't change that. Ever. Futile effort.

>> No.9047278

>>9047247
People who are overweight can be helped. People who are obese can never be helped, they are that way because they want to be and the moment you stop hovering over them they'll consume thousands of calories of snacks while logging none of them in their food journal.

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9047279

>>9046770
>>9046799
>>9046832

>> No.9047292

>>9046860
You're a fucking champion

>> No.9047347

>>9045429
corn nuts

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>>9046770

>> No.9047382 [DELETED] 

>>9046860


>thyroid disorder
>gluten intolerance

She's a fat hipster who pretends to he ill for attention and to make the lives of FoH staff as miserable as possible? TRUE New Yorker right there senpai.

>> No.9047428

>>9046860
Kinda want to send this pic to your wife, kinda don't care enough.

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>>9047428

K.

>> No.9047568 [DELETED] 

>>9045429

This turned to shite real fast eh?

>> No.9047648

>>9046770
>tfw asian
>tfw no fat siblings or relatives to make fun of

This truly is suffering.

>> No.9047657

Kys bullies

>> No.9047666

>>9046860
Ronan you cheeky Irish bastard!

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>>9047657

>OP deleted the file but not the thread

LOL this whole fucking thread.

>> No.9047695 [DELETED] 

>>9047648

>asian

Egyptians are Asians, broad net you're casting there. East Asian? Plenty of obese people in Korea and Japan, you must be Chinese.

>> No.9047914

>>9047695
>Egyptians are Asians

>> No.9049019

>everything is bawleeted
REEEEEEEEEE