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9037949 No.9037949 [Reply] [Original]

let's have another great one, boys

>> No.9037968

thats foul

>> No.9037979

literally why

>> No.9037985

i'm gonna throw up

>> No.9037988
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>> No.9037989

It's just biscuits, gravy, chicken, eggs, bacon and green onions. Why would that not taste good?

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>> No.9037996

You only need one of those goddamn biscuits. What a fuck up

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>> No.9038002

This. Looks delicious and one slice/piece of chick per person, but too much biscuit. Just use one and slice in half. Also needs peppers and onions.

>> No.9038003

I get the novelty, but that just seems shit and inconvenient to eat.

>> No.9038007

Will you please fuck off with jack? Stop ruining these threads for everyone.

>> No.9038008

i dont get whats supposed to be interesting about this, literally 'challenge' people to drink 10 litres of water to create le unbeatable ultimate food challenge

>> No.9038011

matt stonie would finish this

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>> No.9038015

The fuck? That is just straight up impossible

>> No.9038018

yuko kinoshita would do it better

>> No.9038019

even if you could eat all that, wouldn't you feel like absolute shit for the next 24 plust hours?

>> No.9038027

Looked really good until the second biscuit

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>> No.9038089
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stop jack? one cannot simply /stop/ the jack

>> No.9038106

is he trying to make a corndog or something?

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>> No.9038143

I've made something like this before. Its pretty good

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>> No.9038181

mexican here.
My mother cooks something that looks like that stuff, we call it pastel azteca or "aztec cake".

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>> No.9038217

>one serving in america

>> No.9038248

This is small time. That guy's plate has 10 kg of rice and curry. He didn't finish it of course

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>fajita seasoning

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>>one serving in america



>> No.9038488

I don't cook beef often, why did it turn out so bloody? Just undercooked?

>> No.9038498

She has a stomach abnormality though, and the video is edited when she leave to the bathroom.

>> No.9038515

i hate everything now

>> No.9038519

why? it doesn't look bad at all.

>> No.9038532

Yes, it's just undercooked.

>> No.9038549

How hard is it to test the heat of the oil by dropping in a tiny bit of batter first?
How do you run a cooking show and not know to do this?

>> No.9038563

>people calling anything and everything disgusting
>annoying camwhore faggot
>jack's paid shills ruining the thread again
>same shit we've all seen before

webm threads in a nutshell.

>> No.9038564

It's not hard at all.

However, when the whole point of your show is to fuck up on purpose.....

>> No.9038588 [DELETED] 

Thank you for your excellent contribution, dumbass.

>> No.9038669

fucking kill yourself

>> No.9038684

it's because ja/ck/ has a stronger stomach than us mere mortals so he likes his beef like that

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>> No.9038782

this is disgusting but also kinda hot

>> No.9038788

do autists find this funny or something?

>> No.9038792

that looks better than those giant hamburgers people make. i still wouldnt eat either though.

>> No.9038799

I almost threw up the burger I just ate. Thats fucking appalling.

>> No.9038840

it's all mixed together and soggy, also a biscuit that huge is likely to be either dry or raw inside.

>> No.9038851

that's less than half of the other guy's amount

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cause ja/ck/ can take more than you, pussy bitch

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>> No.9038893

What is this guys problem?

>> No.9038907

Legitimately mentally challenged.

>> No.9038913

Nice and raw

>> No.9038944

someone wants the gassy greasy discharge

>> No.9038965

This is not funny

>> No.9038977

he mixed ice cubes into the patties to make them more "juicy"

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>today I will remind them

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When you delete Jack threads he worms into all the other threads

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>> No.9039042

I'm looking for the webm where Jack cries on TV. Does anyone have it?

I can't find anything on youtube.

>> No.9039054

Can't find source, but the clip is in a Collosal is Crazy Video


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This thread needs more salt bae

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And /ckay/

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>> No.9039082

Those are some big scones.

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>> No.9039100

Wow, Jack used to be way thinner

>> No.9039106

i love how this fool has made his way to /ck/

>> No.9039107


>> No.9039133

does he not realize all of the salt that hes putting on his forearm?

>> No.9039147

To be fair; he's been eating very well.

>> No.9039159

for what purpose

>> No.9039172

>its all mixed together
....its aranged like a sandwich what the literall fuck are you on about?
Eggs? Chicken? Onions? Ooouuu you mean the biscuit?
>likely dry or raw

Well what the fuck is it mate. So far i have yet to hear one actuall complaint

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damn right ja/ck/'s been eating like a king

>> No.9039264

No lie, I would actually try that. Seems good.

>> No.9039271


>> No.9039279
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>few sprinkles of leek
10/10 very healthy vegetarian meal

>> No.9039281

oi mate kay is just simply good british cuisine!

>> No.9039308

I would eat a much smaller version of that

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I'm very aroused right now.

>> No.9039336

if i remember, this moose actually has some nutrient absorption deficiency

>> No.9039354

No compares esa mierda con pastel azteca.

>> No.9039372

no espeako espangole on my boardo, gordo

>> No.9039398

Fuck off retard. And no I am not that anon.

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>> No.9039433

>middleschool knee jerk reaction
>not that anon


>> No.9039439

Are you fat?

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fucking love these

>> No.9039445

Are you 12? Also you know you could allways explain what about it exactly us gross instead of name calling. Also

>hating on something just to fit in with 4chaners


>> No.9039446

Are you stupid?

>> No.9039458

No, believe it or not other boards do try and communicate. I know this is your first time on a non /b/ board but the whole website isnt name calling and conforming to hatefull nonsense

>> No.9039459

guys stop fighting, this is supposed to be a fun night

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just fuck my doritos up

>> No.9039467

>there are fat People itt right now
Absolutely disgusting, where did it all go so wrong? And no, it's not your genetics fault, there are People in Afriga starving every Day while you stuff your face with butter bars, you make me fuckin sick reeeeeeèeeee

>> No.9039476

How much of a loser are you?

>> No.9039484

I just can't get over when this dude pick his nose man! Fuckin white people for real

>> No.9039503

I thought he was licking his finger

>> No.9039517

What about all the salt spilling out of your eyes, faggot? #roasted #toasted

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>that specimen

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this looks bad . englanders do you really eat this ?

>> No.9039546


/b/ tard same fagging

Also enough of a loser to fight with someone on a peruvian pepper picking you up fourm during my freetime. You and I. We ain't so diffrent

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will you people shut up for gods sake

>> No.9039585

Tu madres es una gorda biblioteca.

Una biblioteca de mierda

>> No.9039603

jajaja no, pinche cabron

>> No.9039604

You're used to /diy/ and /out/. In the summer /ck/ is inundated with /b/tards and /pol/fags because they get bored on their circlejerk containment boards. Check out those amazing tools that allow you to hide threads and posts.

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fuck you shit stain

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If they can design one of these systems for livestock, they can design one for humans.

Stay safe in the future.

>> No.9039608

what the fuck is this

>> No.9039613

1 drop of water before its hot and put a lid on it. When it stops popping its ready

>> No.9039640

I would probably just stand there until she hurt herself too

>> No.9039651

Fuck Josh Denny, that unfunny fool.

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>> No.9039686

what is he attempting here?

>> No.9039701

The same reason those 10lb burgers are fucking disgusting. It's not edible in that form, you'd be far better off serving a couple regular sized biscuits with sausage gravy and a couple pieces of fried chicken

>> No.9039758

>This <food item> is AMAZING!!!! only in NYC because that's where our shitty journalists live!

>> No.9039763

>I don't know what satire is

>> No.9039775

Appears to be attempting a heart

>> No.9039799

This dude still freaks me out. He's gotta be coked up or something.

>> No.9039802


>> No.9039818

you don't know what edgy means do you

>> No.9039830

for science, of course

>> No.9039851

Heart pancake with several hearts i think

>> No.9039872

Not sure why everyone is sperging out about this one
I mean you could eat it raw with a raw egg on top of it and it'd still be fine.

>> No.9039875

She doesn't have a lower body, her throat pipe is directly connected to a porta potty hidden under the table

>> No.9039902

Does this Jack guy does it on purpose to get clicks or is he a legit tardo?

>> No.9039920

the text is edgy, not the webm

>> No.9039921

no it's not

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>> No.9039936

Yeah I don't get the hate, good thing to bring to like a party or something

>> No.9039937


>> No.9039939

nice and cold

>> No.9039948

That's the only way she can handle deepthroating Tyrone

>> No.9039962

There has to be a horror movie where one of the guys gets grabbed by a machine like this

>> No.9039964

lol $200 for an average as fuck meal and a challenge that is literally impossible and will leave you feeling sick for days for a potential $900 pay off? If you want to actually use this as a marketing strategy the prize should at least be $5000.

And I'm sure they make you sign a release too.

>> No.9039976 [DELETED] 

Just report them.

>> No.9039995 [DELETED] 
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Legit tardo

>> No.9039998
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Real legit tardo

>> No.9039999

Honestly the mods shoudl just let the autists have their jack, john and reviewbrah generals. None of them is genuinely interesting or diverse enough for the generals to go on for any length of time. Everyone who likes them will get bored due to overexposure and we'll finally be free.

>> No.9040005

i wuz wolverine nd shiet

>> No.9040015

Okay admission incoming. After I saw this I actually tried to salt like him, by myself, of course. It's a pretty good way to get even distribution over a large area. Not unlike chefs who salt from very high and a flurry of the wrist. The salt getting on his elbow is not much and worth the theater.

>> No.9040026

How is this fundamentally any different from the "snake devours if own tale" in >>9038735
I know that the end product is edible but I'd much rather have strawberry jam than that.

>> No.9040053

Why not just use forks or your hands?

Also that looks a little dry.

>> No.9040059

Is Ja/ck/ the DSP of cooking?

>> No.9040067

That Japanese lass with the distended stomach could do this easily.

>> No.9040068

>Will you please carry on with jack? Don't stop enhancing these threads for everyone.

>> No.9040087

Jesus, why is this guy so pissed off?

>> No.9040091

i recognize this faggot

>> No.9040095


>> No.9040108

nah, after you finish it just vomit whatever is in your stomach out. your intestines can only hold so much.

>> No.9040114

did he just pick his fucking nose and kept cooking in front of the customer?

>> No.9040132

Mucus adds flavor.

>> No.9040178

This bitch sounds a lot like the voice actress who sang that bean farmer song from ventrilo harassment.

>> No.9040500

We buy bread from a baker every week so like 6 loafs go into the freezer. This is normal over here.

When you lay bread put to defrost its just as soft and not dry as if you had gotten it from the baker the same day


>> No.9040506

>We buy bread from a baker every week so like 6 loafs go into the freezer. This is normal over here.
>When you lay bread put to defrost its just as soft and not dry as if you had gotten it from the baker the same day

Wrong thread... fuck

>> No.9040552

>making all that food at once so that 75% of it is cold when you eventually get to it

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>chilango culo ardido

>> No.9040686

I think he just sucked something off of his pinky, didn't put it in his nose. Still technically unacceptable though, but whatever it's a food stand.

>> No.9040695

Every webm thread we see the same shit
We need new material.

>> No.9040738

This made me feel so many things at once

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>> No.9040818

I don't speak beanerese, can somebody translate?

>> No.9040822

>the same fucking 2 second loops of food played over and over

Why do they do this?

>> No.9040871

All other shots are shit since the food is shit lfmoa

>> No.9041013

I noticed.

>> No.9041038

That's the point. No one wants to give away $900 of prize money on the regular.

>> No.9041045

His nose is itchy from all the coke.

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>> No.9041113
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>half-raw boiled egg
>thinks it's "poached"
This one did it. This one finally fucking killed me.

>> No.9041127

Medium rare

>> No.9041141

That half empty barefoot moscato really completes the picture.

>> No.9041144
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How are you so retarded that you don't know how to open a brick of cream cheese properly

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>> No.9041150

Jack often talks about doing things the "guy" way which I can only interpret to mean he doesn't pay attention to what he is doing and just tries to tear things open and smash things together.

>> No.9041160

christ what is all that liquid at the bottom? Is it grease or butter?

>> No.9041190


I hate this shit.
Food should be an enjoyable experience. Not something you force yourself to suffer through.

>> No.9041206

that would be egg my very young apprentice

>> No.9041266


Not once. Not fucking once does Jack burn a single thing. It seems like in everything he cooks it has to absolutely be raw. I bet if I asked him for a dark piece of toast it would come back slathered in butter and only having been in the toaster for 10 seconds.

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>> No.9041286

Shut up pussy.

>> No.9041339


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>> No.9041362

I've been thinking that myself.

>> No.9041379

it's undercooked. all the connective tissue is still intact which is why he can't rip it up even with his badass wolverine claws.

>> No.9041388

Logistics reporting in...
No matter how much cheese, in this case if the sides aren't sealed somehow, it become a slop clusterfuck on your plate. Slice into it...PFFT there goes chicken and onion....it kind of becomes a soup with soggy oven baked tortillas...save yourselves the trouble and reduce the workload.

The first part was fine, except then roll up like a burrito. Then you have options. Oven bake or fry; but it's a closed system. Like an egg roll. Smaller--rather than a larger hunk of semi-melted-shit-slop....You want a crisp outer layer, containing the inner goods. Nothing slopping out when you take a bite. If I wanted to eat doughy half cooked shit, I would have made this exact recipe drunk. Take your time and do shit right...Prep the wrap and decide what route you want to take (oven or fried). Watch closely. Serve eat and enjoy.

>> No.9041429

one of them is not overly cynical

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>> No.9042013

both the text and the video are edgy if you think about it

>> No.9042016

because he's a real legit tardo

>> No.9042024

so its a slightly more "serious" version of epicmealtime. At least they had to cook stuff. In epic meal time they just stack bacon on other food and pur whiskey on it. Thats what they should call it instead, Epic Food Stack.

>> No.9042050

every time this is posted, everyone loves to hate it. Its kind of funny.

>> No.9042068
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If you don't think that's the coolest shit you've ever seen then get the fuck out of my face and go suck my dad's fat fucking chode

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>a swarthy looking big nosed jewish guy on drugs

>lol white people

>> No.9042089


I like that.

>> No.9042093

>post something stupid and not funny
>everyone calls it stupid and not funny
haha you guys are so triggered lmao

>> No.9042099

thats it.
Someone give me his address.

>> No.9042102


>> No.9042107


'dont compare this shit with <pastel asteca>'

>> No.9042117

>webm thread
>the same 50 webms that are always posted


>> No.9042124

>Also that looks a little dry.
It's not. It's just undercooked as fuck.

>> No.9042126

you heard me, bitch

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>> No.9042133

No it's fowl

>> No.9042136

love you /ck/ these threads always gold

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Operation Dump

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>> No.9042158

stop at 21 and it's perfect

after that it just goes full retard

>> No.9042159

haha relax bro hes just doing it the guy way is all

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Where the fuck is my egg man ?

>> No.9042167

that's because his body is 40% worms

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Première partie

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Deuxième Partie

>> No.9042198

>entire room looks like a garbage dump fell from the sky and landed on a Papa John's
>room dirty as hell
>Monitors are spotless

At the man has his priorities straight

>> No.9042210

did i just see correctly that his sunny side ups had loose eggwhite ?

>> No.9042211

It was a show us your fridge threat.
The guy admitted suffering from mental illness (and rat attacks).

He needs help, not judgement.

>> No.9042216

honestly, i prolly wouldn't have thought of that, would have used a thermometer but that's prolly because i never do shit like that.

>> No.9042217

I don't understand people like that. It takes you 10 min to get rid of 90% of that trash.

>> No.9042224

it's macho to be retarded

>> No.9042225
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He's an over confident idiot.
He does not fuck up on purpose.

>> No.9042230

see >>9042211

He was living in burgerland and had to pay to get his litter picked up. He couldn't afford it and had no car to bring his garbages to the dump.

>> No.9042240

what kind of assrape machine is this?!

>> No.9042249

wouldn't mind having a butt like that

>> No.9042251
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The best kind

>> No.9042265

FUCK. Why he can't even eat in an efficient manner? Why does he hold the food and then lunge at it like a fucking snapping turtle? I seriously can't fucking take this man.

All I want is to live in a word where his level of incompetence is punished instead of glorified.

>> No.9042284

He is morbidly obese, diabetic, had a stroke, and continually has kidney stones. I think that is some form punishment, even if it's not strictly financial.

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He just enjoys the food by digging in 100% in it.

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>wasting cool whip by cooking it
>not just using heavy cream

>> No.9042303


The entire state of North Carolina would eat this in a heartbeat

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>> No.9042305

He does look like he's missing a chromosome.

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>> No.9042327


Does anybody know if they put these unwanted bones to good use? I know pork stock isn't a very popular thing but I'm sure they're doing something with them instead of tossing them.

>> No.9042333

Is this a ...poached omelette?

>> No.9042342

gelatin and dog food

>> No.9042344

Fuckin' hell, I'm from California and I'd eat that in a heartbeat as well. Shit looks delicious, not healthy, but delicious.

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I'm with ya

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>> No.9042374

I can't help but imagine a smell..

>> No.9042379


Yeah, fuck that. That's why I spend 50 bucks for a 30 lb. bag of food for my dog. Grain free, pig-snout free, and has smoked salmon for a DANK ass coat. When I take my dog out in public, people swoon over his coat, and I kind of want to tell them if they didn't skimp on the food they feed their dog then maybe their dog's coat wouldn't feel like its composed of fishing line.

>> No.9042396

That "woman" is hideous. What kind of lardass basementdwelling fat fucks are turned on by "her"?

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give them to the kids, for their school project

>> No.9042402

>you wouldn't beg her to sit on your face

>> No.9042406

every board is a "containment board" dumbass

>> No.9042418


I would legit let her suffocate me with her ass

>> No.9042424

nah nigga im not suicidal

>> No.9042426

yes sir

>> No.9042435


In defense of the retard, the max fill line is really only if he was using the stupid bullet blender thing for its intended purpose, i.e. a blender, rather than a corn dog dipping receptacle...thing.

The true crime here is 1) not even remotely taking into consideration the batter displacement, 2) not taking into consideration what he's going to have to do when the batter is, say, half-used, and wont fully cover the dog, and 3) that the thing is SO HEAVILY FUCKING COATED IN FLOUR (or maybe corn starch?) that he's somehow unable to get the fucking batter to stick to the hot dog after like three dips.

>> No.9042455

What channel is this? I need this eclaire recipe.

>> No.9042464

>guy tries super hard to be funny
>just a watered down version of howtobasic

>> No.9042471

Every time this video starts I think it's one of the ISIS vids.

>> No.9042487

Are those dirty fuckers torturing balloons now? Heartless fuckers.

>> No.9042573

Do people not understand physics?

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Fresh steaming OC coming your way

>> No.9042620

How do you undercook a cut that is 1 cm thick.

>> No.9042623

It's jack. There isn't anything he can't under cook when he sets his mind to it.

>> No.9042624

the end product looks like a lung after smoking for 20 years

>> No.9042625

It's different if that was your intention. I don't think he intended for the burger to come out that way.

>> No.9042627

Is this the kind of bullshit food network shows now? I honestly would rather they give Ja/ck/ a show at this point.

>> No.9042632

In my experience very few people do.

>> No.9042634


the punchline was blend it. the next minute is unnecessary

>> No.9042635

That meal weighs more than matt stonie

>> No.9042639

excellent knife skills
shit knife skills

>> No.9042640

It's important to point out that this is a $1 "ribeye" from the Dollar Tree.

>> No.9042647

It's like watching a hairless gorilla use a knife, honestly.

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My favorite part about that guy is he can't sleep in his bedroom because the mice run around at night but there was a lot to love about him

>> No.9042654

I love how no matter the food he takes the largest bite possible and spends the next 30 seconds chewing while we wait to hear his tremendous opinions

>> No.9042656

Yeah FN is pretty bad. I grew up watching it and using it to learn how to cook. Now all the cooking shows are mainly hosted by people who just created a base of followers on blogs it seems. They can cook okay, but they aren't doing anything new, and they make mistakes sometimes. One person literally said nobody liked what she was about to make but she put it on the show anyway. The only thing that I find watchable is Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and that's only because I like to see the restaurants and what they make. Guy Fieri is a bit stale at this point, he just repeats the same jokes over and over. But I don't know how much of that is really his fault or the people paying him.

I wish they would do more food science shows, like Good Eats but more advanced. Showing new food technologies and developments. There's a lot happening right now that Food Network is doing nothing with.

>> No.9042660

of course they did, restaurants and """chefs""" always cook sunny side up with raw whites

>> No.9042682

>food science shows, like Good Eats but more advanced. Showing new food technologies and developments.

Seriously, the only people stupid enough to still subscribe to cable and satellite tv services aren't going to be interested in that kind of thing. They have to provide programming to satisfy their average audience.

>> No.9042691

I was gonna put off washing my dishes for another day but this made me change my mind

>> No.9042694

But they could try to present it in a way that gets people interested. They used to have Good Eats and How it's Made, they were on the air for a while before the superstar celebrity chefs took over.

But there's also a show on FN where they took all the less popular chefs and put them on one show, so it makes me think that FN hit its peak and is starting to decline, so they need to change something.

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its a viscous cycle you ignore cleaning for a few months and then you had just accepted the garbage as part of the room

>> No.9042699

I don't know anyone under 35 that still watches TV or has a cable subscription.

>> No.9042703

>I wish they would do more food science shows, like Good Eats but more advanced

I would love that too, but >>9042682 is exactly right. That sort of show would have a very limited audience. Most people want to see easy stuff, or they want to see "reality drama" like Gordon Ramsay screaming at people.

You want to learn about new food tech? Get your hands on a copy of Modernist Cuisine.

>> No.9042705

my gf does, she's 30

>> No.9042718

There are full episodes of shows hosted on YouTube for free.

Yeah I know they couldn't completely scrap all of their current programming for that, but even just putting one show on once in a while might be okay.

>You want to learn about new food tech? Get your hands on a copy of Modernist Cuisine.
I'll check it out, but I was mainly thinking of stuff like vertical farms, engineered foods, cultured meat and milk, and things like that. It's all so interesting and there's almost nothing in the mainstream about it. Except for people being rabidly against engineered foods, I guess.

>> No.9042722

Netflix kinda sucks in a lot of countries.

>> No.9042755

>watching show on netflix
>gets taken off when i'm halfway through
>watch another show
>gets taken off after i'm a few episodes in
>original netflix shows are boring
>cancel netflix

>> No.9042758

I just torrent shit, lad. Netflix is good if it has the show you want but like you know it can be pulled at any time.

>> No.9042761

Do you think your favourite shows are produced for free?

>> No.9042764

Where's the cheese?

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Thank you my lord!

>> No.9042771

If they're not going to make it reasonably easy for you to pay for and consume, then fuck em right in the brown

>> No.9042772

It looks like fucking garbage

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wolfe pit dude is seriously obsessed with spooky ingredients and textured vegetable protein. it's almost annoying. i just want to watch people eat awful walmart dinners. i miss freezer burns.

>> No.9042778

I buy the blurays if they're decently priced, unfortunately a lot of them are out of production or absurdly expensive.

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Here's another one my son.

>> No.9042798

what the fuck is this retard doing here

>> No.9042800

Nah, you get the cash and then just fucking yack.
You'll feel like trash for a few hours, but if you have a few beers or smoke some weed you'll be fine much before then

>> No.9042804

curing the pinkeye he got from getting literal shit in his eyes because he has such poor hygiene

retard thinks that if the remedy hurts like pouring alcohol on a wound then it must be working

>> No.9042811

Someone should tell him about bloodroot (note: do NOT google image search this...)

>> No.9042818

Why? It's just a flower.

>> No.9042825

clearly not drinking wine though

>> No.9042829

really? never seen that before. always had mine without a runny white but runny yolk

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>> No.9042832


what you're saying is visibly untrue from the video

>> No.9042838

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

>> No.9042844


if you can afford to have all that litter you can afford to dispose of it somehow, what a pisspoor excuse

>> No.9042846

But he does it for you, T H E P E O P L E

>> No.9042862

My fucking dick

>> No.9042897

>getting out

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Don't niggers to be well-versed in demographic differences

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i just ate
this make me nauseous

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Did she just sprinkle rice crispies on some hotdogs and stick it in the oven?

>> No.9043069

He looks tired on an emotional level.

>> No.9043097

Is this some kind of herbal medicine or is that just alcohol?

>> No.9043112

water and cayenne pepper

>> No.9043558

This, pretty much. Started watching a show through Netflix, got taken off when I was halfway through. Tried watching it on Hulu, they didn't have all the seasons. Tried to go through 2 paid ways to watch it, not going to do that and then be forced to buy a few seasons individually through Amazon or something. Especially since it was just a basic cable show, which I technically already paid for.

>> No.9043751

Damn eye chugging is way more lit than butt chugging. Ja/ck/ is such a maverick.

>> No.9044287


why is a coked out Tony Shalhoub cooking that food?

>> No.9044353

the way he places that in the pan and flips it.........

>> No.9044361


>> No.9044642

>collect shards

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