/foodwebm/

[Anonymous No.9037949]

let's have another great one, boys

[Anonymous No.9037968]

>>9037949
thats foul

[Anonymous No.9037979]

>>9037949
literally why

[Anonymous No.9037985]

>>9037949
i'm gonna throw up

[Anonymous No.9037988]

[Anonymous No.9037989]

>>9037985
>>9037979
>>9037968
It's just biscuits, gravy, chicken, eggs, bacon and green onions. Why would that not taste good?

[Anonymous No.9037993]

[Anonymous No.9037996]

>>9037949
You only need one of those goddamn biscuits. What a fuck up

[Anonymous No.9037998]

[Anonymous No.9038002]

>>9037996
This. Looks delicious and one slice/piece of chick per person, but too much biscuit. Just use one and slice in half. Also needs peppers and onions.

[Anonymous No.9038003]

>>9037949
I get the novelty, but that just seems shit and inconvenient to eat.

[Anonymous No.9038007]

>>9037988
>>9037993
Will you please fuck off with jack? Stop ruining these threads for everyone.

[Anonymous No.9038008]

>>9037998
i dont get whats supposed to be interesting about this, literally 'challenge' people to drink 10 litres of water to create le unbeatable ultimate food challenge

[Anonymous No.9038011]

>>9037998
matt stonie would finish this

[Anonymous No.9038013]

>>9037949

[Anonymous No.9038015]

>>9037998
The fuck? That is just straight up impossible

[Anonymous No.9038018]

>>9038011
yuko kinoshita would do it better

[Anonymous No.9038019]

>>9037998
even if you could eat all that, wouldn't you feel like absolute shit for the next 24 plust hours?

[Anonymous No.9038027]

>>9037949
Looked really good until the second biscuit

[Anonymous No.9038038]

[Anonymous No.9038073]

[Anonymous No.9038076]

>>9038038

[Anonymous No.9038089]

>>9038007
stop jack? one cannot simply /stop/ the jack

[Anonymous No.9038106]

>>9037988
is he trying to make a corndog or something?

[a white guy ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ No.9038141]

>>9038038

[Anonymous No.9038143]

>>9038038
I've made something like this before. Its pretty good

[Anonymous No.9038151]

>>9037988
>- MAX FILL -

[Anonymous No.9038159]

>>9038038
fuggg

[Anonymous No.9038181]

>>9038038
mexican here.
My mother cooks something that looks like that stuff, we call it pastel azteca or "aztec cake".

[Anonymous No.9038192]

>>9037998
>>9038015
>>9038011
>>9038008
>>9038019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBNTLvVhNgY

[Anonymous No.9038217]

>>9037949
>one serving in america

[Anonymous No.9038248]

>>9038192
This is small time. That guy's plate has 10 kg of rice and curry. He didn't finish it of course

[Anonymous No.9038262]

>>9038038
>fajita seasoning

[Anonymous No.9038305]

>>9038217
>>one serving in america

FUCK YOU,

THAT'S HALF A SERVIN, NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.9038488]

>>9038089
I don't cook beef often, why did it turn out so bloody? Just undercooked?

[Anonymous No.9038498]

>>9038192
She has a stomach abnormality though, and the video is edited when she leave to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.9038515]

>>9038038
i hate everything now

[Anonymous No.9038519]

>>9038515
why? it doesn't look bad at all.

[Anonymous No.9038532]

>>9038488
Yes, it's just undercooked.

[Anonymous No.9038549]

>>9037988
How hard is it to test the heat of the oil by dropping in a tiny bit of batter first?
How do you run a cooking show and not know to do this?

[Anonymous No.9038563]

>people calling anything and everything disgusting
check
>annoying camwhore faggot
check
>jack's paid shills ruining the thread again
check
>same shit we've all seen before
check

webm threads in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.9038564]

>>9038549
It's not hard at all.

However, when the whole point of your show is to fuck up on purpose.....

[Anonymous No.9038588]

>>9038563
Thank you for your excellent contribution, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9038669]

>>9037988
fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9038684]

>>9038488
it's because ja/ck/ has a stronger stomach than us mere mortals so he likes his beef like that

[Anonymous No.9038727]

[Anonymous No.9038735]

[Anonymous No.9038782]

>>9038727
this is disgusting but also kinda hot

[Anonymous No.9038788]

>>9038735
do autists find this funny or something?

[Anonymous No.9038792]

>>9037949
that looks better than those giant hamburgers people make. i still wouldnt eat either though.

[Anonymous No.9038799]

>>9038089
I almost threw up the burger I just ate. Thats fucking appalling.

[Anonymous No.9038840]

>>9037989
it's all mixed together and soggy, also a biscuit that huge is likely to be either dry or raw inside.

[Anonymous No.9038851]

>>9038192
that's less than half of the other guy's amount

[Anonymous No.9038857]

>>9038799
cause ja/ck/ can take more than you, pussy bitch

[Anonymous No.9038861]

>>9038727

[Anonymous No.9038893]

>>9037988
What is this guys problem?

[Anonymous No.9038907]

>>9038893
Legitimately mentally challenged.

[Anonymous No.9038913]

>>9038089
Nice and raw

[Anonymous No.9038944]

>>9038727
someone wants the gassy greasy discharge

[Anonymous No.9038965]

>>9038735
This is not funny

[Anonymous No.9038977]

>>9038488
he mixed ice cubes into the patties to make them more "juicy"

[Anonymous No.9038980]

>today I will remind them

[Anonymous No.9038988]

>>9038007
When you delete Jack threads he worms into all the other threads

[Anonymous No.9039001]

ja/ck/

[Anonymous No.9039042]

I'm looking for the webm where Jack cries on TV. Does anyone have it?

I can't find anything on youtube.

[Anonymous No.9039054]

>>9039042
Can't find source, but the clip is in a Collosal is Crazy Video

https://youtu.be/v_CnVFFMpYc

[Anonymous No.9039062]

This thread needs more salt bae

[Anonymous No.9039068]

[Anonymous No.9039073]

And /ckay/

[Anonymous No.9039075]

>>9039062
>bae

[Anonymous No.9039076]

>>9039073

[Anonymous No.9039078]

>>9038980
H E L P

[Anonymous No.9039082]

Those are some big scones.

[Anonymous No.9039095]

[Anonymous No.9039100]

>>9038857
Wow, Jack used to be way thinner

[Anonymous No.9039106]

>>9037949
i love how this fool has made his way to /ck/

[Anonymous No.9039107]

>>9039082
4u

[Anonymous No.9039133]

>>9039062
>>9039068
does he not realize all of the salt that hes putting on his forearm?

[Anonymous No.9039147]

>>9039100
To be fair; he's been eating very well.

[Anonymous No.9039159]

>>9039095
for what purpose

[Anonymous No.9039172]

>>9038840
>its all mixed together
....its aranged like a sandwich what the literall fuck are you on about?
>soggy
Eggs? Chicken? Onions? Ooouuu you mean the biscuit?
>likely dry or raw

Well what the fuck is it mate. So far i have yet to hear one actuall complaint

[Anonymous No.9039180]

>>9038788
>>9038965
Mad

[Anonymous No.9039262]

>>9039147
damn right ja/ck/'s been eating like a king

[Anonymous No.9039264]

>>9038038
No lie, I would actually try that. Seems good.

[Anonymous No.9039271]

>>9038727
HOT

[Anonymous No.9039279]

>>9037949
>few sprinkles of leek
10/10 very healthy vegetarian meal

[Anonymous No.9039281]

>>9039073
>>9039076
oi mate kay is just simply good british cuisine!

[Anonymous No.9039308]

>>9037949
I would eat a much smaller version of that

[Anonymous No.9039320]

>>9039062
>>9039068
I'm very aroused right now.

[Anonymous No.9039336]

>>9038192
if i remember, this moose actually has some nutrient absorption deficiency

[Anonymous No.9039354]

>>9038181
No compares esa mierda con pastel azteca.

[Anonymous No.9039372]

>>9039354
no espeako espangole on my boardo, gordo

[Anonymous No.9039398]

>>9039172
Fuck off retard. And no I am not that anon.

[Anonymous No.9039401]

[Anonymous No.9039427]

>>9038013
Neato

[Anonymous No.9039433]

>>9039398
>middleschool knee jerk reaction
Also
>not that anon

ooooook

[Anonymous No.9039439]

>>9039433
Are you fat?

[Anonymous No.9039443]

>>9037988
fucking love these

[Anonymous No.9039445]

>>9039439
Are you 12? Also you know you could allways explain what about it exactly us gross instead of name calling. Also

>hating on something just to fit in with 4chaners

Kek

[Anonymous No.9039446]

>>9039445
Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.9039458]

>>9039446
No, believe it or not other boards do try and communicate. I know this is your first time on a non /b/ board but the whole website isnt name calling and conforming to hatefull nonsense

[Anonymous No.9039459]

>>9039445
>>9039446
guys stop fighting, this is supposed to be a fun night

[Anonymous No.9039463]

just fuck my doritos up

[Anonymous No.9039467]

>there are fat People itt right now
Absolutely disgusting, where did it all go so wrong? And no, it's not your genetics fault, there are People in Afriga starving every Day while you stuff your face with butter bars, you make me fuckin sick reeeeeeèeeee

[Anonymous No.9039476]

>>9039458
How much of a loser are you?

[Anonymous No.9039484]

>>9039401
I just can't get over when this dude pick his nose man! Fuckin white people for real

[Anonymous No.9039503]

>>9039484
I thought he was licking his finger

[Anonymous No.9039517]

>>9039133
What about all the salt spilling out of your eyes, faggot? #roasted #toasted

[Anonymous No.9039535]

>>9039484
>that specimen
>white

[Anonymous No.9039541]

>>9039076
this looks bad . englanders do you really eat this ?

[Anonymous No.9039546]

>>9039476
>>9039517

/b/ tard same fagging

Also enough of a loser to fight with someone on a peruvian pepper picking you up fourm during my freetime. You and I. We ain't so diffrent

[Anonymous No.9039559]

>>9039546
will you people shut up for gods sake

[Anonymous No.9039585]

>>9039354
Tu madres es una gorda biblioteca.

Una biblioteca de mierda

[Anonymous No.9039603]

>>9039585
jajaja no, pinche cabron

[Anonymous No.9039604]

>>9039458
You're used to /diy/ and /out/. In the summer /ck/ is inundated with /b/tards and /pol/fags because they get bored on their circlejerk containment boards. Check out those amazing tools that allow you to hide threads and posts.

[Anonymous No.9039605]

>>9038007
fuck you shit stain

[Anonymous No.9039606]

If they can design one of these systems for livestock, they can design one for humans.

Stay safe in the future.

[Anonymous No.9039608]

>>9037949
what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.9039613]

>>9038549
1 drop of water before its hot and put a lid on it. When it stops popping its ready

[Anonymous No.9039640]

>>9038980
I would probably just stand there until she hurt herself too

[Anonymous No.9039651]

>>9037949
Fuck Josh Denny, that unfunny fool.

[Anonymous No.9039653]

[Anonymous No.9039685]

>>9039106
Finally.

[Anonymous No.9039686]

>>9039653
what is he attempting here?

[Anonymous No.9039701]

>>9037989
The same reason those 10lb burgers are fucking disgusting. It's not edible in that form, you'd be far better off serving a couple regular sized biscuits with sausage gravy and a couple pieces of fried chicken
Not LMAO DUMP MORE AND MORE ON MAKE IT BIGGER AND BIGGER WE CANT GO WRONG

[Anonymous No.9039758]

>>9038073
>This <food item> is AMAZING!!!! only in NYC because that's where our shitty journalists live!

[Anonymous No.9039763]

>>9038965
>>9038788
>I don't know what satire is

[Anonymous No.9039775]

>>9039686
Appears to be attempting a heart

[Anonymous No.9039799]

>>9039401
This dude still freaks me out. He's gotta be coked up or something.

[Anonymous No.9039802]

>>9039606
edgy

[Anonymous No.9039818]

>>9039802
you don't know what edgy means do you

[Anonymous No.9039830]

>>9039159
for science, of course

[Anonymous No.9039851]

>>9039686
Heart pancake with several hearts i think

[Anonymous No.9039872]

>>9038089
Not sure why everyone is sperging out about this one
I mean you could eat it raw with a raw egg on top of it and it'd still be fine.

[Anonymous No.9039875]

>>9038498
She doesn't have a lower body, her throat pipe is directly connected to a porta potty hidden under the table

[Anonymous No.9039902]

Does this Jack guy does it on purpose to get clicks or is he a legit tardo?

[Anonymous No.9039920]

>>9039818
the text is edgy, not the webm

[Anonymous No.9039921]

>>9039920
no it's not

[Anonymous No.9039929]

[Anonymous No.9039936]

>>9039264
Yeah I don't get the hate, good thing to bring to like a party or something

[Anonymous No.9039937]

>>9039401
intense

[Anonymous No.9039939]

>>9039929
oil
nice and cold

[Anonymous No.9039948]

>>9038727
That's the only way she can handle deepthroating Tyrone

[Anonymous No.9039962]

>>9039606
There has to be a horror movie where one of the guys gets grabbed by a machine like this

[Anonymous No.9039964]

>>9037998
lol $200 for an average as fuck meal and a challenge that is literally impossible and will leave you feeling sick for days for a potential $900 pay off? If you want to actually use this as a marketing strategy the prize should at least be $5000.

And I'm sure they make you sign a release too.

[Anonymous No.9039976]

>>9038007
Just report them.

[Anonymous No.9039995]

>>9039902
Legit tardo

[Anonymous No.9039998]

>>9039902
Real legit tardo

[Anonymous No.9039999]

>>9038988
Honestly the mods shoudl just let the autists have their jack, john and reviewbrah generals. None of them is genuinely interesting or diverse enough for the generals to go on for any length of time. Everyone who likes them will get bored due to overexposure and we'll finally be free.

[Anonymous No.9040005]

>>9039998
i wuz wolverine nd shiet

[Anonymous No.9040015]

>>9039133
Okay admission incoming. After I saw this I actually tried to salt like him, by myself, of course. It's a pretty good way to get even distribution over a large area. Not unlike chefs who salt from very high and a flurry of the wrist. The salt getting on his elbow is not much and worth the theater.

[Anonymous No.9040026]

>>9039095
How is this fundamentally any different from the "snake devours if own tale" in >>9038735
I know that the end product is edible but I'd much rather have strawberry jam than that.

[Anonymous No.9040053]

>>9039998
Why not just use forks or your hands?

Also that looks a little dry.

[Anonymous No.9040059]

>>9037988
Is Ja/ck/ the DSP of cooking?

[Anonymous No.9040067]

>>9037998
That Japanese lass with the distended stomach could do this easily.

[Anonymous No.9040068]

>>9038007
>Will you please carry on with jack? Don't stop enhancing these threads for everyone.

[Anonymous No.9040087]

>>9038735
Jesus, why is this guy so pissed off?

[Anonymous No.9040091]

>>9039180
>HUR DUR MAD
i recognize this faggot

[Anonymous No.9040095]

>>9038735
+1 upvotes

[Anonymous No.9040108]

>>9038019
nah, after you finish it just vomit whatever is in your stomach out. your intestines can only hold so much.

[Anonymous No.9040114]

>>9039401
did he just pick his fucking nose and kept cooking in front of the customer?

[Anonymous No.9040132]

>>9040114
Mucus adds flavor.

[Anonymous No.9040178]

>>9038192
This bitch sounds a lot like the voice actress who sang that bean farmer song from ventrilo harassment.

[Anonymous No.9040500]

We buy bread from a baker every week so like 6 loafs go into the freezer. This is normal over here.

When you lay bread put to defrost its just as soft and not dry as if you had gotten it from the baker the same day

Dutch

[Anonymous No.9040506]

>>9037949
>We buy bread from a baker every week so like 6 loafs go into the freezer. This is normal over here.
>
>When you lay bread put to defrost its just as soft and not dry as if you had gotten it from the baker the same day
>
>Dutch

Wrong thread... fuck

[Anonymous No.9040552]

>>9038192
>making all that food at once so that 75% of it is cold when you eventually get to it

[Anonymous No.9040634]

>>9039354
>chilango culo ardido

[Anonymous No.9040686]

>>9040114
I think he just sucked something off of his pinky, didn't put it in his nose. Still technically unacceptable though, but whatever it's a food stand.

[Anonymous No.9040695]

Every webm thread we see the same shit
We need new material.

[Anonymous No.9040738]

>>9038727
This made me feel so many things at once

[Anonymous No.9040804]

>>9038073
>devine

[Anonymous No.9040818]

>>9039354
I don't speak beanerese, can somebody translate?

[Anonymous No.9040822]

>>9038073
>the same fucking 2 second loops of food played over and over

Why do they do this?

[Anonymous No.9040871]

>>9040822
All other shots are shit since the food is shit lfmoa

[Anonymous No.9041013]

>>9039999
I noticed.

[Anonymous No.9041038]

>>9038015
That's the point. No one wants to give away $900 of prize money on the regular.

[Anonymous No.9041045]

>>9040114
His nose is itchy from all the coke.

[Anonymous No.9041078]

>>9040695

[Anonymous No.9041086]

>>9037988

[Anonymous No.9041098]

>>9038980
Source?

[Anonymous No.9041113]

>>9041078
>half-raw boiled egg
>thinks it's "poached"
This one did it. This one finally fucking killed me.

[Anonymous No.9041127]

>>9038089
Medium rare

[Anonymous No.9041141]

>>9038727
That half empty barefoot moscato really completes the picture.

[Anonymous No.9041144]

>>9037993
How are you so retarded that you don't know how to open a brick of cream cheese properly

[Anonymous No.9041145]

>>9041113

[Anonymous No.9041150]

>>9041144
Jack often talks about doing things the "guy" way which I can only interpret to mean he doesn't pay attention to what he is doing and just tries to tear things open and smash things together.

[Anonymous No.9041160]

>>9041145
christ what is all that liquid at the bottom? Is it grease or butter?

[Anonymous No.9041190]

>>9037998

I hate this shit.
Food should be an enjoyable experience. Not something you force yourself to suffer through.

[Anonymous No.9041206]

>>9041160
that would be egg my very young apprentice

[Anonymous No.9041266]

>>9041145

Not once. Not fucking once does Jack burn a single thing. It seems like in everything he cooks it has to absolutely be raw. I bet if I asked him for a dark piece of toast it would come back slathered in butter and only having been in the toaster for 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.9041281]

>>9041266

[Anonymous No.9041283]

[Anonymous No.9041286]

>>9041190
Shut up pussy.

[Anonymous No.9041339]

>>9038076
>9fag

[Anonymous No.9041352]

[Anonymous No.9041362]

>>9040059
I've been thinking that myself.

[Anonymous No.9041379]

>>9040053
it's undercooked. all the connective tissue is still intact which is why he can't rip it up even with his badass wolverine claws.

[Anonymous No.9041388]

>>9038038
Logistics reporting in...
No matter how much cheese, in this case if the sides aren't sealed somehow, it become a slop clusterfuck on your plate. Slice into it...PFFT there goes chicken and onion....it kind of becomes a soup with soggy oven baked tortillas...save yourselves the trouble and reduce the workload.

The first part was fine, except then roll up like a burrito. Then you have options. Oven bake or fry; but it's a closed system. Like an egg roll. Smaller--rather than a larger hunk of semi-melted-shit-slop....You want a crisp outer layer, containing the inner goods. Nothing slopping out when you take a bite. If I wanted to eat doughy half cooked shit, I would have made this exact recipe drunk. Take your time and do shit right...Prep the wrap and decide what route you want to take (oven or fried). Watch closely. Serve eat and enjoy.

[Anonymous No.9041429]

>>9040026
one of them is not overly cynical

[Anonymous No.9041534]

>>9038980
source

[Tom Brady No.9041539]

>>9038038

[Anonymous No.9042013]

>>9039920
both the text and the video are edgy if you think about it

[Anonymous No.9042016]

>>9040053
because he's a real legit tardo

[Anonymous No.9042024]

>>9037949
so its a slightly more "serious" version of epicmealtime. At least they had to cook stuff. In epic meal time they just stack bacon on other food and pur whiskey on it. Thats what they should call it instead, Epic Food Stack.

[Anonymous No.9042050]

>>9038735
every time this is posted, everyone loves to hate it. Its kind of funny.

[Anonymous No.9042068]

>>9041352
If you don't think that's the coolest shit you've ever seen then get the fuck out of my face and go suck my dad's fat fucking chode

[Anonymous No.9042082]

>>9039484
>a swarthy looking big nosed jewish guy on drugs

>lol white people

[Anonymous No.9042089]

>>9038013

I like that.

[Anonymous No.9042093]

>>9042050
>post something stupid and not funny
>everyone calls it stupid and not funny
haha you guys are so triggered lmao

[Anonymous No.9042099]

>>9039998
thats it.
Someone give me his address.

[Anonymous No.9042102]

>>9042093
what?

[Anonymous No.9042107]

>>9040818

'dont compare this shit with <pastel asteca>'

[Anonymous No.9042117]

>webm thread
>the same 50 webms that are always posted

Yawn

[Anonymous No.9042124]

>>9040053
>Also that looks a little dry.
It's not. It's just undercooked as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9042126]

>>9042102
you heard me, bitch

[Anonymous No.9042132]

>>9039054
>>9039042
>YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM

[Anonymous No.9042133]

>>9037968
No it's fowl

[Anonymous No.9042136]

love you /ck/ these threads always gold

[Anonymous No.9042138]

>>9039062

[Anonymous No.9042152]

Operation Dump

[Anonymous No.9042156]

>>9042152

[Anonymous No.9042158]

>>9042152
stop at 21 and it's perfect

after that it just goes full retard

[Anonymous No.9042159]

>>9041144
haha relax bro hes just doing it the guy way is all

[Anonymous No.9042161]

>>9042156
Also
Where the fuck is my egg man ?

[Anonymous No.9042167]

>>9038988
that's because his body is 40% worms

[Anonymous No.9042168]

[Anonymous No.9042171]

Première partie

[Anonymous No.9042173]

>>9042171
Deuxième Partie

[Anonymous No.9042198]

>>9042168
>entire room looks like a garbage dump fell from the sky and landed on a Papa John's
>room dirty as hell
>Monitors are spotless

At the man has his priorities straight

[Anonymous No.9042210]

>>9037949
did i just see correctly that his sunny side ups had loose eggwhite ?

[Anonymous No.9042211]

>>9042198
It was a show us your fridge threat.
The guy admitted suffering from mental illness (and rat attacks).

He needs help, not judgement.

[Anonymous No.9042216]

>>9038549
honestly, i prolly wouldn't have thought of that, would have used a thermometer but that's prolly because i never do shit like that.

[Anonymous No.9042217]

>>9042168
I don't understand people like that. It takes you 10 min to get rid of 90% of that trash.

[Anonymous No.9042224]

>>9041144
it's macho to be retarded

[Anonymous No.9042225]

>>9038564
>>9038549
He's an over confident idiot.
He does not fuck up on purpose.

[Anonymous No.9042230]

>>9042217
see >>9042211

He was living in burgerland and had to pay to get his litter picked up. He couldn't afford it and had no car to bring his garbages to the dump.

[Anonymous No.9042240]

>>9039606
what kind of assrape machine is this?!

[Anonymous No.9042249]

>>9042173
wouldn't mind having a butt like that

[Anonymous No.9042251]

>>9042240
The best kind

[Anonymous No.9042265]

>>9042132
FUCK. Why he can't even eat in an efficient manner? Why does he hold the food and then lunge at it like a fucking snapping turtle? I seriously can't fucking take this man.

All I want is to live in a word where his level of incompetence is punished instead of glorified.

[Anonymous No.9042284]

>>9042265
He is morbidly obese, diabetic, had a stroke, and continually has kidney stones. I think that is some form punishment, even if it's not strictly financial.

[Anonymous No.9042290]

>>9042265
He just enjoys the food by digging in 100% in it.

[Anonymous No.9042291]

>>9038857
>wasting cool whip by cooking it
>not just using heavy cream

[Anonymous No.9042303]

>>9037949

The entire state of North Carolina would eat this in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.9042304]

>>9039401
methamphetamine

[Anonymous No.9042305]

>>9042290
>>9042132
He does look like he's missing a chromosome.

[Anonymous No.9042322]

>>9042305
RUDE

[Anonymous No.9042327]

>>9039606

Does anybody know if they put these unwanted bones to good use? I know pork stock isn't a very popular thing but I'm sure they're doing something with them instead of tossing them.

[Anonymous No.9042333]

>>9039262
Is this a ...poached omelette?

[Anonymous No.9042342]

>>9042327
gelatin and dog food

[Anonymous No.9042344]

>>9042303
Fuckin' hell, I'm from California and I'd eat that in a heartbeat as well. Shit looks delicious, not healthy, but delicious.

[Anonymous No.9042348]

>>9042099
I'm with ya

[Anonymous No.9042351]

[Anonymous No.9042357]

>>9038038
heretico

[Anonymous No.9042364]

[Anonymous No.9042374]

>>9042161
I can't help but imagine a smell..

[Anonymous No.9042379]

>>9042342

Yeah, fuck that. That's why I spend 50 bucks for a 30 lb. bag of food for my dog. Grain free, pig-snout free, and has smoked salmon for a DANK ass coat. When I take my dog out in public, people swoon over his coat, and I kind of want to tell them if they didn't skimp on the food they feed their dog then maybe their dog's coat wouldn't feel like its composed of fishing line.

[Anonymous No.9042396]

>>9042364
That "woman" is hideous. What kind of lardass basementdwelling fat fucks are turned on by "her"?

[Anonymous No.9042399]

>>9042327
give them to the kids, for their school project

[Anonymous No.9042402]

>>9042396
>you wouldn't beg her to sit on your face

[Anonymous No.9042406]

>>9039604
every board is a "containment board" dumbass

[Anonymous No.9042418]

>>9042402

I would legit let her suffocate me with her ass

[Anonymous No.9042424]

>>9042402
nah nigga im not suicidal

[Anonymous No.9042426]

>>9042333
yes sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

[Anonymous No.9042435]

>>9038151

In defense of the retard, the max fill line is really only if he was using the stupid bullet blender thing for its intended purpose, i.e. a blender, rather than a corn dog dipping receptacle...thing.

The true crime here is 1) not even remotely taking into consideration the batter displacement, 2) not taking into consideration what he's going to have to do when the batter is, say, half-used, and wont fully cover the dog, and 3) that the thing is SO HEAVILY FUCKING COATED IN FLOUR (or maybe corn starch?) that he's somehow unable to get the fucking batter to stick to the hot dog after like three dips.

[Anonymous No.9042455]

>>9042364
What channel is this? I need this eclaire recipe.

[Anonymous No.9042464]

>>9042050
>guy tries super hard to be funny
>just a watered down version of howtobasic

[Anonymous No.9042471]

>>9041352
Every time this video starts I think it's one of the ISIS vids.

[Anonymous No.9042487]

>>9042471
Are those dirty fuckers torturing balloons now? Heartless fuckers.

[Anonymous No.9042573]

>>9037998
Do people not understand physics?

[Anonymous No.9042611]

>>9037988
Fresh steaming OC coming your way

[Anonymous No.9042620]

>>9042611
How
How do you undercook a cut that is 1 cm thick.
Mad.bmp

[Anonymous No.9042623]

>>9042620
It's jack. There isn't anything he can't under cook when he sets his mind to it.

[Anonymous No.9042624]

>>9042611
the end product looks like a lung after smoking for 20 years

[Anonymous No.9042625]

>>9039872
It's different if that was your intention. I don't think he intended for the burger to come out that way.

[Anonymous No.9042627]

>>9037949
Is this the kind of bullshit food network shows now? I honestly would rather they give Ja/ck/ a show at this point.

[Anonymous No.9042632]

>>9042573
In my experience very few people do.

[Anonymous No.9042634]

>>9038735

the punchline was blend it. the next minute is unnecessary

[Anonymous No.9042635]

>>9038011
That meal weighs more than matt stonie

[Anonymous No.9042639]

>>9041283
excellent knife skills
>>9041352
shit knife skills

[Anonymous No.9042640]

>>9042611
It's important to point out that this is a $1 "ribeye" from the Dollar Tree.

[Anonymous No.9042647]

>>9041283
It's like watching a hairless gorilla use a knife, honestly.

[Anonymous No.9042651]

>>9042168
My favorite part about that guy is he can't sleep in his bedroom because the mice run around at night but there was a lot to love about him

[Anonymous No.9042654]

>>9042290
I love how no matter the food he takes the largest bite possible and spends the next 30 seconds chewing while we wait to hear his tremendous opinions

[Anonymous No.9042656]

>>9042627
Yeah FN is pretty bad. I grew up watching it and using it to learn how to cook. Now all the cooking shows are mainly hosted by people who just created a base of followers on blogs it seems. They can cook okay, but they aren't doing anything new, and they make mistakes sometimes. One person literally said nobody liked what she was about to make but she put it on the show anyway. The only thing that I find watchable is Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and that's only because I like to see the restaurants and what they make. Guy Fieri is a bit stale at this point, he just repeats the same jokes over and over. But I don't know how much of that is really his fault or the people paying him.

I wish they would do more food science shows, like Good Eats but more advanced. Showing new food technologies and developments. There's a lot happening right now that Food Network is doing nothing with.

[Anonymous No.9042660]

>>9042210
of course they did, restaurants and """chefs""" always cook sunny side up with raw whites

[Anonymous No.9042682]

>>9042656
>food science shows, like Good Eats but more advanced. Showing new food technologies and developments.

Seriously, the only people stupid enough to still subscribe to cable and satellite tv services aren't going to be interested in that kind of thing. They have to provide programming to satisfy their average audience.

[Anonymous No.9042691]

>>9042168
I was gonna put off washing my dishes for another day but this made me change my mind

[Anonymous No.9042694]

>>9042682
But they could try to present it in a way that gets people interested. They used to have Good Eats and How it's Made, they were on the air for a while before the superstar celebrity chefs took over.

But there's also a show on FN where they took all the less popular chefs and put them on one show, so it makes me think that FN hit its peak and is starting to decline, so they need to change something.

[Anonymous No.9042697]

>>9042217
its a viscous cycle you ignore cleaning for a few months and then you had just accepted the garbage as part of the room

[Anonymous No.9042699]

>>9042694
I don't know anyone under 35 that still watches TV or has a cable subscription.

[Anonymous No.9042703]

>>9042656
>I wish they would do more food science shows, like Good Eats but more advanced

I would love that too, but >>9042682 is exactly right. That sort of show would have a very limited audience. Most people want to see easy stuff, or they want to see "reality drama" like Gordon Ramsay screaming at people.

You want to learn about new food tech? Get your hands on a copy of Modernist Cuisine.

[Anonymous No.9042705]

>>9042699
my gf does, she's 30

[Anonymous No.9042718]

>>9042699
There are full episodes of shows hosted on YouTube for free.

>>9042703
Yeah I know they couldn't completely scrap all of their current programming for that, but even just putting one show on once in a while might be okay.

>You want to learn about new food tech? Get your hands on a copy of Modernist Cuisine.
I'll check it out, but I was mainly thinking of stuff like vertical farms, engineered foods, cultured meat and milk, and things like that. It's all so interesting and there's almost nothing in the mainstream about it. Except for people being rabidly against engineered foods, I guess.

[Anonymous No.9042722]

>>9042699
Netflix kinda sucks in a lot of countries.

[Anonymous No.9042755]

>>9042722
>watching show on netflix
>gets taken off when i'm halfway through
>watch another show
>gets taken off after i'm a few episodes in
>original netflix shows are boring
>cancel netflix

[Anonymous No.9042758]

>>9042755
I just torrent shit, lad. Netflix is good if it has the show you want but like you know it can be pulled at any time.

[Anonymous No.9042761]

>>9042758
Do you think your favourite shows are produced for free?

[Anonymous No.9042764]

>>9037949
Where's the cheese?

[Anonymous No.9042767]

>>9042611
AH AH AH AH
Thank you my lord!

[Anonymous No.9042771]

>>9042761
If they're not going to make it reasonably easy for you to pay for and consume, then fuck em right in the brown

[Anonymous No.9042772]

>>9038519
It looks like fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.9042774]

wolfe pit dude is seriously obsessed with spooky ingredients and textured vegetable protein. it's almost annoying. i just want to watch people eat awful walmart dinners. i miss freezer burns.

[Anonymous No.9042778]

>>9042761
I buy the blurays if they're decently priced, unfortunately a lot of them are out of production or absurdly expensive.

[Anonymous No.9042784]

>>9042767
Here's another one my son.

[Anonymous No.9042798]

>>9042784
what the fuck is this retard doing here

[Anonymous No.9042800]

>>9038019
Nah, you get the cash and then just fucking yack.
You'll feel like trash for a few hours, but if you have a few beers or smoke some weed you'll be fine much before then

[Anonymous No.9042804]

>>9042792
curing the pinkeye he got from getting literal shit in his eyes because he has such poor hygiene

retard thinks that if the remedy hurts like pouring alcohol on a wound then it must be working

[Anonymous No.9042811]

>>9042804
Someone should tell him about bloodroot (note: do NOT google image search this...)

[Anonymous No.9042818]

>>9042811
Why? It's just a flower.

[Anonymous No.9042825]

>>9042351
clearly not drinking wine though

[Anonymous No.9042829]

>>9042660
really? never seen that before. always had mine without a runny white but runny yolk

[Anonymous No.9042830]

>>9042784
WOAH!

[Anonymous No.9042832]

>>9041388

what you're saying is visibly untrue from the video

[Anonymous No.9042838]

>>9042161
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

[Anonymous No.9042844]

>>9042230

if you can afford to have all that litter you can afford to dispose of it somehow, what a pisspoor excuse

[Anonymous No.9042846]

>>9042774
But he does it for you, T H E P E O P L E

[Anonymous No.9042862]

>>9041086
My fucking dick

[Anonymous No.9042897]

>>9042838
>getting out

[Anonymous No.9042898]

>>9039535
>>9042082
Don't niggers to be well-versed in demographic differences

[Anonymous No.9042923]

>>9042152
i just ate
this make me nauseous

[Anonymous No.9043009]

>>9042173
Did she just sprinkle rice crispies on some hotdogs and stick it in the oven?

[Anonymous No.9043069]

>>9042161
He looks tired on an emotional level.

[Anonymous No.9043097]

>>9042784
Is this some kind of herbal medicine or is that just alcohol?

[Anonymous No.9043112]

>>9043097
water and cayenne pepper

[Anonymous No.9043558]

>>9042771
This, pretty much. Started watching a show through Netflix, got taken off when I was halfway through. Tried watching it on Hulu, they didn't have all the seasons. Tried to go through 2 paid ways to watch it, not going to do that and then be forced to buy a few seasons individually through Amazon or something. Especially since it was just a basic cable show, which I technically already paid for.

[Anonymous No.9043751]

>>9042784
Damn eye chugging is way more lit than butt chugging. Ja/ck/ is such a maverick.

[Anonymous No.9044287]

>>9039401

why is a coked out Tony Shalhoub cooking that food?

[Anonymous No.9044353]

>>9042611
the way he places that in the pan and flips it.........

[Anonymous No.9044361]

>>9042697
viscous

[Anonymous No.9044642]

>>9038735
>collect shards
lel