/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9037726]

why are americans such faggots when it comes to food?
they won't eat any meat that's not beef or pork, and anything that doesn't look like processed garbage they see as "gross". I've had people say sushi was disgusting because it's raw fish, and people who say that they won't eat anything that's not beef or pork but it was fucking pig intestine which is godly
but sure eat another hamburger you fucking fat cunt

[Anonymous No.9037740]

>>9037726
We eat shit tons of chicken too you ignorant dumbass turdnugget

[Anonymous No.9037747]

Interesting and original revelation, this has never been brought up here before.

[Anonymous No.9037750]

>>9037726
are you serious? people in Florida and Louisiana eat fucking armadillo and crocodile.

[Anonymous No.9037763]

>>9037750
and in the midwest they eat deer and bison

[Anonymous No.9037896]

>>9037763
this doesnt disprove that theyre whiny fags

[Anonymous No.9037903]

>>9037896
>why don't americans do X?
>they do
>well...they're gay
great thread

[Anonymous No.9037928]

>>9037903
fuck off yank
1776 worst year in existence

[Anonymous No.9037932]

>>9037726
>>9037750
>>9037763
>>9037896
>>9037903
kek OP btfo

/ck/ seriously needs flags so I can make fun of the retarded country that OP is from

[Anonymous No.9037933]

>>9037932
>muh flags
please go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.9037951]

>>9037932
>/ck/ seriously needs flags
It really does. Then we can see who the shitposters really are. I actually think it would tone it down because people couldn't false flag so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.9037953]

>>9037932
Take it easy on OP, anon. You'd probably bitch about American eating habits too if you only had bugs to eat.

[Anonymous No.9037964]

>>9037953
i'm actually american tho

[Anonymous No.9038070]

>>9037933
Go suck your wifes boyfriends dick.

[Anonymous No.9038252]

>>9037953
This right here. Everyone is just jealous of all of the options we have here. While ops snacking on a varmint he scraped off the road. Im enjoying a burger and a dog and a beer 10 am. USA wins again, all other countries suck our highest average sized wang.

[Anonymous No.9038288]

>>9037726
well at least we don't have the habit of ruining Europe

[Anonymous No.9038299]

>>9038070
>wifes boyfriend

[Anonymous No.9038607]

>>9038070
>le cuckold meme
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.9038626]

HOURLY
FUCKING
EUROPOOR
OBSESSION
THREAD

[Anonymous No.9038926]

>>9037951
Guaranteed 80% of /ck/ is British

Notice the shitposters use colour instead of color or make their threads early in the Eastern time morning which is noon for them.
>do Americans really eat this
Etc

[Anonymous No.9038937]

>>9038926
Excuse me

I'm an elitist coastie who usually gets up around 4 AM to go for my morning ride. I am a total "cuck" as you might say, by which I mean I wear glasses and I can read without moving my lips

I have no idea what this thread is about but I just want for you to know some of the stuff that you think is "anti-American shitposting" (like talking about fresh vegetables or food that isn't bland white slop from a can) is from me

Now carry on

[Anonymous No.9039118]

>>9038070
That's Sweden, you assbandit.

[Anonymous No.9039134]

>>9038937
And I am an elitist flyover who gets up every morning at 5AM to work in the garden and I want people to know I make posts that slam the corporate pig trough shit slopped in our trough through their ownership of congress and the regulatory bodies governing food and food production. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.9039149]

>>9037726
>when Michelle start wearing
>start wearing
>start

[Anonymous No.9039161]

>>9037726
We eat bacon too, cuck fag

[Anonymous No.9039185]

>>9039161
>american bacon
>chemically injected and tumbled pork belly in a cryovac package
>bacon

[Anonymous No.9039201]

>>9039185
>he thiks big words can scare me
>chemically injected
So? Water is a chemical
>tumbled pork belly
Dude, if something tastes good, that means it's healthy to eat, thanks to evolution. It's the same general principal as things that are really unhealthy tasting and smelling disgusting, like shit. If it's so bad, why doesn't our brain instinctually know?

[Anonymous No.9039204]

Not all Americans are the same.

[Anonymous No.9039205]

>>9039201
>Water is a chemical
Facebook scientist detected
Which iteration of that joke are we on now? I remember when I first saw it around 1995 and it was probably on its 3rd or 4th at that point

[Anonymous No.9039212]

>>9039201
Water is a compound not a chemical, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.9039217]

>>9039205
>he doesn't know water is a chemical
>>9039212
>he thinks those two terms are mutually exclusive

RUH ROH!

[Anonymous No.9039224]

>>9039205
"a compound or substance that has been purified or prepared, especially artificially."

Yeah sounds like water's a chemical to me.

[Anonymous No.9039246]

>>9039217
AOL was a mistake

[Anonymous No.9039247]

>>9039246
I don't know what you mean by that, commiecuck, but at least my president isn't some cucked uropoor

[Anonymous No.9039277]

>>9039247
>I don't know what you mean by that
Don't you worry your little head about it

[Anonymous No.9039282]

>>9039277
>being this jealous
Let me guess, you're Canadian?

[Anonymous No.9039285]

>>9039282
>he thinks AOL is Canadian fast food chain
You really are a child

[Anonymous No.9039290]

>>9039285
Enjoy your syrup and have fun losing some more wars, leaf.

[Anonymous No.9039299]

>>9039290
Yes, I'm sitting here in the Drive-Thru at the Etibicock AOL, having a syrup shake and thinking of how jealous I am that you have superior fast food :^(

[Anonymous No.9039311]

>>9039299
>he thinks this is about food
It's is so much more then that, cuck

[Anonymous No.9039322]

And what the fuck is their obsession with corn? It doesn't even taste good.

[Anonymous No.9039325]

>>9039311
You must be pretty used to stuff going over your head. Airplanes, jokes, etc. Is that why they call you flyovers?

[Anonymous No.9039329]

>>9037750

>fucking armadillo and crocodile.

That's fucking disgusting and barbaric.

Escargots and frogs are the only patrician alternative meats.

[Anonymous No.9039334]

>>9039325
>reddit wit
>he thinks Texas is a flyover

[Anonymous No.9039342]

>>9039334
>Texas
I apologize. I feel like I inadvertently picked a fight with a cripple in a wheelchair. Sorry about that, carry on. Texas shall secede again! Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.9039355]

>>9039342
You type like a cringey redditor

[Anonymous No.9039369]

>>9039355
Got me good. Get a couple more in, you deserve to win sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9039378]

>>9039369
>he can't stop replying to my posts
I guess it feels good to speak to an actual human being for once. It must be awful to live among leaves.

[Anonymous No.9039382]

>>9039378
I just talked to the drive-thru girl at AOL when I was ordering my maple shake. She even told me to have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.9039386]

>>9039201
>since I'm an american and never eaten true salt cured and smoked bacon, I think this product injected with chemicals and tumbled is really bacon.

Enjoy paying the same price per pound for water as meat. In point of fact, curing with salt and smoking, "true" bacon, the water is drawn out. You are the true definition of, dare I use your favorite word, "cuck," you slag.

[Anonymous No.9039388]

>>9039386
>injected with chemicals
Why do you tell blatant lies?

[Anonymous No.9039392]

>>9039382
>he thinks AOL is a fast food chain
The world truly is in a sad state of affairs outside the US

[Anonymous No.9039394]

>>9039201
>If it's so bad, why doesn't our brain instinctually know?

It's not a matter of it being unhealthy, it's a matter of it being a cheap-ass shortcut compared to proper bacon which is dry-cured and smoked.

It's cheaper, but it doesn't taste anywhere near as good. It also splatters in the pan and shrinks a bunch when you cook it--those problems don't exist for old-fashioned dry cured bacon. It doesn't shrink or splatter because it's never been injected full of water.

Sadly, many Americans don't know any better because they've never tried the real stuff.

Thankfully, old-school bacon is readily available in the US. I mail-order mine from Benton's.

[Anonymous No.9039402]

>>9037726
>greatest economy in the world
>everything imported if you don't want sanctions on your garbage shithole
>can't get unpasteurized cheese
Remind me what you're doing that we don't have. A country as varied in geological area as the United States can't produce something along those lines for the right price, unless you insist on the origin. Which we can buy or aquire elsewhere.

Is it summer?

[Anonymous No.9039408]

>>9039394
>that spacing again
If you don't like America you are welcome to leave