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9037378 No.9037378 [Reply] [Original]

>go to restaurant
>open up Yelp app and put it in front of me whilst eating
>wait for the waiter to notice
>free drinks and cheerful staff throughout the entirety of the night
>shake the manager's hand as i leave
>never eat there again

Why don't you exploit the restaurant game to optimise your experience?

>> No.9037418

>>9037378
Did you give them a bad rating?

>> No.9037423

Just dress like that french guy from ratatouille
And speak with an accent
Americans can't tell the difference

>> No.9037480

>>9037378
>implying we give a fuck about Yelp
It's just a place to give whiny, entitled people a place to vent.

>> No.9037702

>>9037378
Lying faggot

>> No.9038300

>>9037423
Everyone in Ratatouille was french.
Literally every character.

>> No.9038306

>>9038300
Then why were they speaking English? Checkmate.

>> No.9038329

>>9038306
French learn English in school.
And, of course, it was an American-made movie so of course they're going to be speaking English.

>> No.9038927

>>9037378
If you want the staff riding your dick hardcore just put a fork on the floor.

>> No.9039211

>>9038927
?

>> No.9039216

>>9038927
Unless it is a fine dining spot they would just think you have autism.

>> No.9039227
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9039227

>>9038329
If it was american made why don't they speak american, retard?

>> No.9039436

>>9038927
Explain

>> No.9039524

>>9038927
What's the meaning of that?