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Why are numale cucks so eager to eat salty milk and coins?

>> No.9027808

what?

>> No.9027812

>>9027801
I can't eat it all.
I know.

>> No.9027842

>>9027812
What is this from

>> No.9027847

>>9027842
Ten years ago.

>> No.9027891

>>9027801

It is one of the very few free tools men have that can make women stop bitching for a few minutes. This is nothing new. If you want to gripe about this subject, stick to men shaving their balls and uses 6 different kids of body soap when they shower these days. That's a legitimately un-manly change in the wind.

>> No.9027911

To make them squirm and try to claw your head off

>> No.9027935

>>9027801
Does it really taste like that?
t. virgin

>> No.9027940

throat cancer risk due to hpv. don't do it.

>> No.9027949

They're eager because they're insecure about their performance, so they go immediately for what they think will give the most satisfaction.

>> No.9027956

>>9027891
>those filthy sodomites take showers several times a week and scrape their teeth with a brush
>t. you 200 years ago dead at 40

>> No.9027959

>>9027949
I'm not sure about you, but it should be part of the performance. If all you do is jackhammer away like a rabbit, you're pretty boring

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>>9027801
because they also suck dicks

>> No.9027970

>>9027935
What is OP implying this milk mixture is supposed to taste like? If it's pussy I can try it and tell you if it tastes like pussy. Which, by the way, does have a slightly metallic taste to it. I've usually had it described as like licking a battery contact, but I've never licked one of those so.

>> No.9027976

>>9027959
this, nobody likes a one trick pony

>> No.9027981

>>9027891
masculinity is inherently homosexual

>> No.9027991

>>9027959
Frankly I enjoy eating out a nice, clean pussy. Not as fun as penetration, but it's a nice lead-up and it's pretty satisfying when you know you did a good job. The taste isn't bad if she eats well and keeps herself clean. But mostly, it's the psychological satisfaction of getting her off and still being ready for more.

>> No.9028093

>>9027891
>not knowing that chicks give you more bjs when you shave your balls
I feel sorry for you anon.

>> No.9028122

>>9027891
Who cares?

>> No.9028163

>>9027956

If you want to defend using women's hygiene products (stamped with the phrase "for men" but otherwise identical) to older, more respected people than yourself, you will need a better defense than "lol ur old" because that is straight up gay. Real men use Dial. If you're preparig to court a lady, Irish Spring and a splash of aftershave is acceptable. "Lavender Scented Dove for Men with Enhanced Moisturizers, Essential Oils, and Rare Botanicals" is not.

>> No.9028180

>>9028163
>daydreaming about other dudes in the shower
Yep, you're a real man alright

>> No.9028203

>>9027808
lurk moar

>> No.9028221

>>9028163
you talk like that hillbilly who's always derailing food threads to brag that he knocked up his high school sweetheart

irish spring? wtf? the only time I've even thought about that shit is when I'm on vacation in some weird third world country and I turn on the TV to see what kind of stuff people watch and they have crazy ads for unilever brands in the alternate universe of poor people and soccer fans

>> No.9028223

>>9028163
Yeah, sounds real fucking great for someome with eczema. I'll stick to regular dove soap bars and using lotion after the shower like a fag.

Get told I smell great on the daily, suck a dick.

>> No.9028228

>>9028223
>Get told I smell great on the daily
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.9028232

>>9028163
Who cares?

>> No.9028239

>>9028228
My female coworkers, yes. I'm Canadian, though.

>> No.9028252

>>9028228
Europoors mostly smell like dirt so it doesn't happen as much over there.

>> No.9028263

>>9028163
>I care about other men's hygiene
>t. Nu-male cuck

I use shower gel and i condition my beard. I couldn't give a fuck if you clean yourself with lava soap and borax to tell other people how manly you are, you're still a cock sucking fag.

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>>9027801