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Do people actually eat this shit?

>> No.9026691

>>9026684
I would rape that plate with my mouth.

>> No.9026695

>>9026684
Eggs look ideal. Beans with breakfast is freaking weird.

>> No.9026696

>>9026691
It looks like trash. Is it actually good?

>> No.9026698

>>9026684
No, but the Brits do.

>> No.9026701

>>9026695
>ideal
>pile of slime

>> No.9026702

>>9026698
Irrelevant. Brits aren't people

>> No.9026715

>>9026684
No. Nobody actually eats this.
The millions of pictures and recipes online of English breakfasts are just people mememing.

>> No.9026717

It's a bunch of stuff you could find for breakfast in many parts of the world, what's the problem?

>> No.9026719

>scrambled egg
>not fried egg
>shitty strips
>not rashers
>sausages underdone
>whatever the potato thing is
>no black pudding

it looks ok i guess

>> No.9026723

I'm not a fan of cooked mushrooms but I'd eat the rest of it.

Looks like a pretty common Aussie/English breakfast.

>> No.9026724

>>9026695
>Eggs look ideal.
Is this the new meta?
>literally a blob of yellow goo

>> No.9026725

>>9026717
It just looks so unappetizing. And BEANS

>> No.9026728

>>9026725
We'll, don't eat it if you're that turned off by it. Shit!

>> No.9026731
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9026731

>>9026695
>Eggs look ideal. Beans with breakfast is freaking weird.
Not really. It's filling and homey on a cold morning, although I prefer the mexican usage.

>> No.9026761

>Ameriblobs can't even manage the mental stretch required to understand, or even consider, that people outside of their bubble might do things differently to how they are personally accustomed.

What a shocker.

>> No.9026763

>>9026761
>:( whatever isn't like me is trash cuz I said so

>> No.9026766

>>9026684
Nah people don't eat it.

Brits do though.

>> No.9026781

>>9026684
I think a fat person somewhere would eat that.

>> No.9026791

>>9026684
looks fucking great tbqh

>> No.9026800

>>9026731
>homey
I fucking hate that descriptor. You're already at home eating the beans, why does it need to be homey?
When does anyone make their own baked beans?

>> No.9026801

>>9026684
you are a terrible faggot.

>> No.9026811

>>9026800
>When does anyone make their own baked beans?

I do. It's very little effort and tastes much better than those out of a can.

>> No.9026816

>>9026800
>When does anyone make their own baked beans?
always. its actually really easy.

>> No.9026823

>>9026800
>When does anyone make their own baked beans?
In Mexico, literally everyone, all the time.

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9026825

>>9026684
Today's breakfast

>> No.9026826

>>9026801
Those aren't faggots, they're sausages.

>> No.9026845

>>9026684
Check out that """""bacon"""""

>> No.9026904

>>9026719
This guy fucking knows what's up.I'd probably also chop the mushrooms, do them twice as long with twice as many.
overdone bacon
underdone sausage
I'd also take scrambled eggs that are nice and dry, then half & half them on the toast.
It's easily been years since I've had one of these.

>> No.9026934

Beans are delicious. You guys are weird.

>> No.9026938

>>9026696
What do you guys eat for breakfast? Americans don't typically do the grilled tomato, black pudding, etc but we do eat certain parts of an English Breakfast quite often.

>> No.9026969

>>9026845
Overcooked but good quality and not 75% fat

>> No.9026981

>>9026725
>Shart in mart detected

>> No.9027132

>>9026938
jam on toast

>> No.9027149

>>9026684
fried green tomatoes, mac n cheese, baked beans, toast, mushrooms delicious

>> No.9027171
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9027171

Why do British "people" like to eat toothpaste?

>> No.9027193

>>9027171
They don't. That's a joke article from a tabloid paper.

I don't know which is more sad: that you may not have realized that, or you did but shitposted anyway.

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9027210

>>9027171
It aids dental hygiene.
You should try it.

>> No.9027212

>>9026684
Bong fodder.
Almost entirely lard. Wouldn't feed it to animals.

>> No.9027214

>>9026684
>judging new food by its looks
you need to go out more

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9027219

>>9027193

>> No.9027226

>>9027193
>That's a joke article from a tabloid paper.

OMG!!! FAKE NEWS SHOULD BE CENSORED!!!!!

*mericanlibruls*

>> No.9027233

>>9027226

Who said anything about censorship? I just think it it's too dumb to bother posting. What's the point? It seems like the kind of thing young children would do.

>> No.9027234

>>9027219
You think mint sauce tastes like toothpaste?

>> No.9027318

>>9026684
O B S E S S E D
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>> No.9027326

>>9027226
>mericanlibruls

I think you meant to say "*Republican snowflake potus*"

R u fuggin retarded?

>> No.9027782

>>9026811
gib recipe pls

>> No.9027804

>>9026981
I'm a burger (steer/queer) and a full english is fucking GOAT, GOAT do you hear me?
FUCKING GOAT.
Also, most bongs are muds and literally fuck goats, so it works several ways, this is called humour.

>> No.9027871

Other than the mushrooms. That looks tasty.

>> No.9027890

>>9027226
>implying our whiny piece of shit president isn't the one who wants to censor fake news

>> No.9027894

>>9026684
i would fucking devour that.

>> No.9027914

>>9026684
Amerifag here
Bacon is over done and I prefer to have a runny yolk to rub my toast on but I would totally try one of these meme British breakfasts.
Beans for breakfast is different but I'm down with the idea of tearing ass as soon as I get to the shop.
>good morning anon
>bbbrrrrrrraaaaaaappp

>> No.9027923

>>9027171
Because it tastes like root beer, obviously

>> No.9027925

>>9026684
Why cant they make a mushroom-tomato-bacon omelette? Or at least chop them and scramble them in eggs?Anything other than eating each individually.

Also, you have bread, potato, and beans. Choose ONE carb, the other two are redundant. Baked beans with breakfast seems weird as fuck but that may just be a cultural thing

>> No.9027990

>>9027925
That's exactly my point. Thank you anon

>> No.9028233

>>9026691
Men do. You would probably prefer avocado toast.

>> No.9028515

>>9026696
Hell yeah, man. And I'm not even British. It's not something you can eat every morning, but once in a blue moon it's a good hangover cure.

>> No.9028524

>>9026684
You're gonna have to back up the idea that anything on that plate is shit with more than just a statement, because what I see there is essentially breakfast erotica.

>> No.9028601

>>9026702
>>9026698
Damn, you jf sure are shit at samefagging.

>> No.9028614

>>9027212
Yes, you muslims are afraid of pig products. You don't know what you're missing. All of that protein allows an army to conquer the Earth, so it's a good job muslims don't partake.

>> No.9028626

>>9027914
What the ever loving fuck is wrong with the yank digestive system? Every time someone talks about eating beans and you react like you are eating Polonium.

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9028701

>>9026684
>
> toast is burned
> bacon is way overcooked
> scramble eggs are slimy and gross
> tomato - why?
> ketchup beans instead of real baked bean

Also, what the thing under the toast - more toast?

And what’s the thing next to the burned toast and above the smily eggs?

Sausage and mushrooms look ok.

>> No.9028765

>>9028701
The STATE of burger "taste".

>> No.9028802

Looks mostly good. I'd prefer fried eggs, but if I'm forced into scrambled, I'd prefer them to be cooked a little more.

I'm not usually into baked beans, but they're a+ in a good breakfast ensemble.

Looks like it's missing white and black pudding, though. Actually, you can just give me a plate of the white and black pudding and I'd be happy. That shits kind of a pain in the ass to find around here.

Love,
Ameriburger

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9028908

>>9028601

>> No.9028928

>>9028701

>toast is burned
Are you 12?

>tomato - why?
You're 12.

>> No.9028943

>>9026684
American here. I'd eat it. Looks delicious.

>> No.9028960

>>9028802
>American
>wants whole plate of black pudding
My nigga. Getcha some calf's blood from a butcher. They shouldn't charge more than 9 bucks a pint. Getcha some oats. Rolled works fine if thickened, steel-cut is traditional though. Cook your oats, experiment with amounts of blood to see what you like (you can strain out the clots if you want to but I don't), make patties, and fry that shit right up. Cheap and delicious.

>> No.9028962

Yum yum, some uncooked eggs with a side of burnt everything else

>> No.9028964

>>9028960
Oh, I forgot, throw some finely chopped fatback into the mix.

>> No.9029047

>>9026684
american here and i would eat the fuck out of that. are the beans typically sweet like american baked beans? either way 9.5/10 would devour

>> No.9029073

>>9026695
Those eggs look like something that came out of my dog's mouth or ass

>> No.9029093

>>9026684
>no egg
not even trying

>> No.9029099

>>9026684
that looks like a brit trying to cook an american breakfast. NEWSFLASH faggots, only beaners eat beans for breakfast

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9029124

>>9026684

After realizing more than one person with completely burned-out taste buds can and will eat this, I stopped being surprised at what people shove in their mouths.

>> No.9029624

>>9029124
my mouth is cummiing

>> No.9029799

>>9026684
what country are you from where you don't eat bread, beans, eggs, sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, or bacon? Is this like some weird Muslim thing?

>> No.9029902

>>9026684

well sirre i do believe that is a fine bellingham style breakytonk. i would gobble this in a smidgen and then hip ho off to the tube for some footy before big ben dongs !!

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9029933

>>9029799
>is eating bacon and sausages a Muslim thing?
congratulations on being the dumbest cunt on the internet.

>> No.9029938

>>9029933
Get.

>> No.9030009

>>9026696
Visited the UK for the first time earlier this year and had several variations of the fry up. It's good, and those savory beans in the tomato sauce and the fried/grilled tomato help cut through the greasiness of the dish. Even the black pudding was delicious enough, just don't dwell too much on it.

>> No.9030049

>>9027210
>British people
>dental hygiene
Who exactly do you think you're fooling here?

>> No.9030061

>>9026684
who wouldn't eat delicious food?
>>9026695
the eggs really look delicious. dem feels when i've literally only once had decent scrambled eggs in a restaurant. thank god i can make them myself

>> No.9030192
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9030192

>>9028701
This post is about 45% correct.

Wouldn't go as far as "burned" but the toast is overcooked for my taste. The thing underneath looks like fried bread. The thing next to that is an unusually shaped hash brown.
Back bacon > streaky bacon and that does look overcooked.
Fried eggs > scrambled eggs (in a full English).
Fried tomato is good.
Beans seem okay.

Full English is GOAT. OP's pic is not a great example though.

>> No.9030260

>50000 Calories in "breakfast"

I know that british weather can be shit cold, but goddamn, son, thats a lumberjack meal if Ive ever seen one.

>> No.9030287

>>9026696
english breakfast is really good

>> No.9030291

>>9030260
Waiting in the dole line can be taxing

>> No.9030341

English food is the best desu.

You realise we invented lasagna yeah?

>> No.9030392

>>9026701
>>9026724
>>9028962
>>9029073
Yanks detected.

Those eggs are perfect, they're essentially 80/20 egg/butter gently cooked on medium low heat to make them rich and creamy as fuck.

Americans always overcook their eggs because they're scared of the salmonella boogeyman.
>can't enjoy a runny yolk

>> No.9030407

>>9030392
Yeah, eggs like that are perfect with good toast.

>> No.9030415

>>9030260
You might think so but...no. It's actually nowhere near as unhealthy as people think. It's hard to pin down a single value for a Full English because every one is different, but one example:

850 calories, 40.4 g total fat, 16.1 g saturated fat, 301.2 g cholesterol, 2745.4 mg sodium, 19.4 g carbohydrates, 18 grams of fiber and 48.4 g of protein.

High protein & fat content, relatively low carbs. It's actually a very good breakfast for somebody who'll be working hard (I.e. doing manual labour). For a normal scrawny /ck/ poster whiteboi it'd be a fucking disaster if you ate ANY breakfast that was 850kCal, every day, of course.

>> No.9030455

that looks good but the bacon isn't right you want canadian bacon (that's what americans would call it if they saw it anyway) black pudding and fried egg not scrambled

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9030477

>>9030455
>canadian bacon

Nope.

>> No.9030576

>>9026684
Yes.
Best hangover food.
Can be eaten all day.

>> No.9030643

It's fucking..... beautiful!

>> No.9030660

wait, that yellow thing is scrambled eggs?
I thought it was potato mash

>> No.9030745

Making some beans and toast + brats rn

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9030757

>>9026684

>> No.9031120

>>9028908
What sort of faggot layout is that?

>> No.9031132

>>9029902
Why do burgerblobs talk like toddlers?

>> No.9031136

>>9030049
Shut up buttertooth.

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9031157

>>9031132
>talk like a toddler
>"burgerblob"

>> No.9031163

>>9031136
Kek.
Americans have terribl teeth really.