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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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pan
nice and hot

>> No.9023800

ON THE HEAT

>> No.9023808

>>9023798
tosser

>> No.9023810

OFF THE HEAT

>> No.9023816
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>>9023798
spicy meat

>> No.9023818

WAAR IS DE LAMSSAUS?!

>> No.9023825

>>9023808
rimlicker

>> No.9023829

gordon ramsey

>> No.9023833

gorndon ramsey

>> No.9023834

corndog ramsey

>> No.9023835

cornrod flimsy

>> No.9024003

The way he speaks is so funny. I don't think he's a normal person.
>>9023798

>> No.9024137

>>9024003
reptilian. he is actually trying to take over the world with new schwabenland spices.

>> No.9024328

>>9024003
Well, he's British

>> No.9024658

Dick. In. Nice.

>> No.9024743

rustic
delicious
seasoned
honest
fresh
the most amazing

>> No.9024825
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>>9023798

>> No.9024961

>>9023798

garlic
in

>> No.9025767

>>9023798
Who else is excited for the new F-Word series?

>> No.9026170

Season it properly

>> No.9026176

PLONKER

>> No.9026183

this board shouldn't be allowed to make memes

>> No.9026185

>>9023798

pan
nice and cold

>> No.9026206
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>>9026176
YUH

>> No.9026207

>>9023798
*Adds 3 sticks of butter*

>> No.9026209

>>9023798
mm such a beautiful cut of meat
meat in
mm beautiful beautiful

>> No.9026244

>>9023798

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?

nice

>> No.9026332

>>9024658
>womb, nice and hot
>start off with a splash of olive oil
>add seasoning -- pinch of salt, fresh ground pepper...
>wow. just... wow, very nice. beautiful aroma
>now, you've got to make sure that you're not too forceful. just let the dick do the work.
>in
>
>out
>and now, let it stand for 5-10 minutes
>that... is a beautiful color
>and there you have it. simple, rustic, and absolutely breathtaking!

>> No.9026346

Father in law
Computers, nice and hacked

>> No.9026350

>>9024328
Exactly, his superiority over the jf is clear for all to see.

>> No.9026370

>>9026185
COME HERE YOU PILLOCK

>> No.9026424

>>9026207
That's a nice nob if I ever saw one.

>> No.9026430

>>9026206

UHH!

>> No.9026522

>>9026430
TWAT

>> No.9026523

>>9026206
it goes?

>> No.9026535

>>9026523
GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIINE

>> No.9026573

>>9023798
WHY DO YOU SHITROCKETS POST THESE THREADS
IT BELONGS ON /S4S/
also gordon's a dickwhole and f word is garbage cross promotion masturbation
seriously, these are worse than dark souls rate threads on /v/

>> No.9026588

>>9026573
poster, nice and mad.
memes, in.
thyme, in.
some salt.
knob of butter.
simple.

>> No.9026608

>>9026588
i don't know, man, it just gets old and rubs me the wrong way like no other shitposting can.
i'm not a mad person.
sorry.

>> No.9026609

>>9026608
/s4s/ though, really

>> No.9026628

>>9026588
>knob of butter
>throws in entire stick
>tablespoon of olive oil
>pours in half a cup
Why the fuck does he do this every episode? Aren't chefs supposed to know their measurements?

>> No.9026735

Garlic. In.

>> No.9026749

>>9025767
It's a fucked up Americlap version with invented drama and competition that it had no need of, and will not improve the show in any way.

You will never see the Americlap equivalent of James May eating a bulls penis on the FOX version of F-Word.

>> No.9026751

>>9026346
Prison cell, nice and cold.
In.

>> No.9026975

>>9026183
This is a /tv/ meme I believe

>> No.9026980
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>>9026749
I hear you but still I'm willing to give it a chance. And as long as Ramsay isn't neutered too much I think it'll still be entertaining.

>> No.9027080

>"i'd like to have the special of the day, the most pretentious meal on the menu, and some of your best ice cream as dessert"
>they bring the special of the day, it looks completely normal
>"are you serious? it looks like fucking dog shit! bloody hell. well i'll try it"
>he takes one bite
>"urgh it's FUCKING DISGUSTING, it tastes like whale sperm. who made this? send it back to the kitchen!"
>they bring him some pretentious item
>"look at this. it doesn't even look fresh. i think i'm gonna puke! when was this made? 5 weeks ago? fuck me. i'm not gonna eat this. send it back"
>they bring him the ice cream
>"is it freshly prepared?"
>"uh yeah, you see it's still frozen"
>"frozen? fucking hell, shut the restaurant down!"

>> No.9027520

>>9023818
IK WEET HET NIET
CHEF

>> No.9027530

>>9023798
>>9026980

I've never heard a Brit call him "Chef Ramsay".

>> No.9027575

>>9027520
is this Dutch?

>> No.9027599

>>9027575
yes

>> No.9027632

>>9023798
MEME.
NICE AND STALE.

>> No.9027879

>>9027520
IS HET IJS INGEVROREN?
>Ik geloof van wel, chef
NEUK MIJ...

>> No.9027889

>>9026332
Mild kek. 4/10. Needs more salt and edge.

>> No.9027903 [DELETED] 

>>9027879
ik ben nederlands en wat is dit

>> No.9027905

>>9023829
fuck, why do kids write his name like this, it triggers me for some damn reason

>> No.9027909

and the ice
is it frozen?

>> No.9027951

>>9026523
Goodmeme

>> No.9027977

>These icecubes .. are they fresh??
>They're frozen sir
>Fuck me

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>>9027977
>And the salt and pepper you're using.. Is that fresh?
>Store bought Chef
>FUCKING HELL you've gotta be kidding me

>> No.9028220

>stop
*music stops*

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>>9028220
>violin screetch

>> No.9028423

>the jews are fucking RAW, you need to cook them better!
Jesus Christ, was that really necessary? I see Ramsay has been taking advice from Raimi lately..

>> No.9028442

>>9023798
Anyone ever notice the difference between kitchens in europe and the US?
Upper cabinets are always missing, and there's shit that can't be put away all over every surface of the counters? Is it because people are short that they actually enjoy bending down to get at every plate, platter or storage? I love stuff at hands reach or eye level myself. Also less actual wood, more IKEA plastic.

>> No.9028493

>>9027080
kek

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>>9023798

>> No.9029079

>>9028948
gordon ramses is an absolute madman

>> No.9029108

>>9028948
Drunk off my nuts right now and this is fucking magic.

>> No.9029167

>>9024328
He's Scottish tho

>> No.9029168

>>9028948
infinitely better with sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>> No.9029178

>>9029168
lmao

>> No.9029534

>>9029168
>tosser.
Lost it

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>>9028225

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>>9030269
>chipped porcelain knife

>> No.9030383

>>9029167
Scotland is part of Britain

>> No.9030450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

>> No.9030465
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IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.9030475

>>9026206
youah mouth looks like a camels arse

>> No.9030506

REALITY SHOW

NICE AND SCRIPTED

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That's the thin crust!?

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>>9030516

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