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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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9014430 No.9014430 [Reply] [Original]

Someone sets this down in front of you.

"Your dessert, sir."

>> No.9014547

>>9014430
fuck you bring me lava cake

>> No.9014573

>>9014430
looks fun for the kids

also I yell at him for assuming my gender

>> No.9014620

>>9014547
ahahahahahaha
id ask for a single biscotti, not chocolate dipped.

>> No.9014633

>>9014430
That looks like fucking rainbow dash puked in a mug.

>> No.9014640

I wonder how often that's accidentally knocked over

>> No.9014642

>an ice cream cone as a topping
Something about that just gets me

>> No.9014644

>>9014430
all i want is the cookie at the bottom

>> No.9014649

>>9014430
I ask for spoons for everyone at the table and we all dig in, make a mess, and have a good time.

>sir

>> No.9014653

just looking at it makes my teeth hurt.

>> No.9014718

Take the ice cream cone, eat it while I lop off the other crap, take the cookie and then clothesline the rest of the shit onto the floor.

>> No.9014722

>>9014430
But I never order dessert.

>> No.9014744

>>9014633
Fuck off Barneyfag

>> No.9014755

>>9014430
>Virgin Bloody Mary

>> No.9014812

>>9014649
please be in london

>> No.9014853

>>9014649
>dig in, make a mess, and have a good time.
Fuck off reddit

>> No.9014867

>>9014649
What's it like being a manchild?

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9014880

>>9014633
>Rainbow Dash puked in a mug

>> No.9014901

I'm ashamed to say that I want to eat that whole thing by myself. Would just prefer all of the part separately though.

>> No.9014938

>>9014430
...This isn't apple strudel.

>> No.9015113

>>9014430
Why even bother putting the cover over the cone?

>> No.9015188

>>9014430
"b-but I'm a girl"

>> No.9015192
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9015192

>>9014755
this guy gets it, 1 Patti for you, sir

>> No.9015231

>>9014880
Vomit is not for sexual.

>> No.9015237

>>9015192
RARE

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9015362

>>9014430

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9015364

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9015366

this food is retarded

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9015367

>>9015362
Is that a big ass blob of fat iceing blahhh

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9015369

its just excessive crap no one needs and very unhealthy.

>> No.9015370

>>9014430
>Someone sets this down in front of you.

I thank the Starbucks barista and enjoy my manchild beverage.

>> No.9015371

>>9015366
Now they are just being retarted

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9015373

these girls went from a 7 to a 6 after eating it.

>> No.9015374

>>9014430
Is that mug upside down?

>> No.9015375

>>9015373

and then they ordered another one or what?

>> No.9015376

I ordered the chocolate torte

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9015379

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9015384

the restaurant is called Cream & Sugar

https://www.yelp.com/biz/cream-and-sugar-cafe-bethel

they should be shut down by the health department for making ppl lick mugs.

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9015390

how are you suppose to eat this meme food. i don't get it.

>> No.9015396

>>9015384
should write a 1 star review about just trying to order an ice cream float and they kept putting shit on it

>> No.9015426

>>9015390
Pretty sure the point is to take photos and upload them on social media sites. Being an idiot has been cool for a while now.

>> No.9015430

>>9015396
Kek

>> No.9015435

>>9015369
what are you even suppose to do with these things? make a huge mess and you try to taste a single thing?

>> No.9015461

>>9015426
4chan is social media

>> No.9015477

>>9014430
My problem with taht shit is that if you take time to eat what's covering the glass, then the class content gets warm and nasty, and it's the same problem if you remove the cover to drink, then you spoil the ice cream.
Fucking stupid.

>> No.9015501

>>9015461
And they are popular to upload on 4chan, so point made

>> No.9015514

>>9014430
>>9015362
>>9015366
>>9015369
>>9015373
>>9015379
>>9015384
>>9015390
Is that really real ? who the F*** did this ? please i need a name

>> No.9015528

>>9015514
Read the fucking thread you illiterate piece of shit

>> No.9015541

>>9015364
is that a sundae bar trashcan?

>> No.9015554

>>9014430
that thing looks toxic, I think I'd settle for the biscuit on the next plate

>> No.9015559

>>9014573
Time for you to kill yourself faggot

>> No.9015560

>>9015528
Don't have time sry ! So ?... Who did it sir ?

>> No.9015605

>>9014633
ooh that's my fetish

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9015608

>>9015559

>> No.9015609
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9015609

>>9015605
Found the pony fag.

>> No.9015625

How could one even eat this, it makes no sense

>> No.9015634

>>9015514

see
>>9015384

>> No.9015635

>>9014430
Is it supposed to be shared? I don't like eating someone else's saliva. Plus it has a huge amount of candy that would make me sick on its own. I always make desserts with less sugar than what the recipe calls for, and I like milkshakes because it dilutes the sugar in the ice cream.

I think a lot of this is just done so people can take pictures and share online though, like you'll eat it once and laugh with a bunch of people about it and never eat it again. I wish food science was more important to people, not like making food into foams, but like new engineered foods and cultured meat, instead of stuff like this, but I guess it's not really hurting anyone.

>> No.9015750

>>9015634
Thanks a lot !

>> No.9015773

I exercise my right as a free American to shoot the waiter.

>> No.9015839

>>9015192
IS THIS A REAL PATTI
PLEASE RESPOND

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9015855

>>9015379

You Americans fucking disgust me to no end.

>> No.9015926

>>9015855
OBSESSED

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9015969

>>9015926

O B E S E D

B

E

S

E

D

>> No.9016039

>>9014430
"please put this in the trash where it belongs and bring me the bill thanks"

>> No.9016098

>>9015855
This trend comes from Australia.

>> No.9016646

>>9016098
>aussie sees yeast suspended in water
>oi, wat if we got salted the shit out of the water and concentrated the yeast
>lets eat that shit

that doesn't surprise me

>> No.9016667

But I'm a girl

>> No.9016706

>>9016667
clearly you don't look like one

>> No.9016745

>>9014430
Do a 360 and walk away.

>> No.9016807

>>9016667
Post tots

>> No.9016933

>>9015514
>F***
YOU

HAVE

TO

GO

BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKK

FUCKING COCKSUCKING R*DDITFAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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9017318

>>9016807

>> No.9017324
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>>9014620

>> No.9017325

That looks like it only has about 3000 calories in it

>> No.9017457
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9017457

>>9014430
Almost a masterpiece. But the bowl needs to be replaced with an artists pallet for it to really shine.

>> No.9017535

>>9016667
post feet

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9017604

*blocks your path*

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9017820

I've been there before. They have genuinely good ice cream. I don't know how long they're going to be in business though.

>> No.9017846

>>9014430
This would be good if it wasn't for the cheap gummy candies strewn about. Ruins the whole thing.

>> No.9017862

>>9015390
Move toppings to plate, cut into pieces, and dip in contents of jar. Then eat whatever is left in the jar with a spoon.

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9017885

"I didn't order this, and I'm not paying for it."

>> No.9017894

>>9015969
>can't even shitpost properly
This must be so embarrassing for you.

>> No.9017904

>>9017604
this one looks the most okay of the bunch, clearly identifiable as bananas foster and not TOO overdone, at least compared to the rest

having all the caramel on the outside is stupid though

>> No.9018063

>>9015369
>lollipop isn't even unwrapped

>> No.9018077

>>9014430
this is not my flan. BRING ME MY FLAN

>> No.9019216

>>9015375
Underrated

>> No.9019297

>>9014430
>uh yeah I ordered the deconstructed version of this, thanks

>> No.9019723

>>9015369
I just want that nerds rope i love those things

>> No.9019729

You forgot my Diet Coke

>> No.9019812

Did /ck/ get really shitty in the past few months or so? I swear I didn't see this level of shitposting last year.

>> No.9019821

>>9019812
Blame clover app and our 'social media observer'

>> No.9019846

>>9019812
/ck/ has been bad for a while, unfortunately. There are still some threads where people actually discuss food, techniques, ask for help, that are worth posting in but more often it's just food related funposting. Cooking has been a big hobby of mine for 15 or so years, if it's that way for you too the cooking sub on reddit is better than /ck/.

>> No.9019883

If the resturaunt is close enough, take it home, freeze it, and enjoy desserts for the next month or so. I'm underweight, so not even guilty.

>> No.9019901
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9019901

>sir
I wanted desert too

>> No.9019907

im sorry but i am pretty much addicted to sugar and would at least try most of these

>> No.9019908

>>9019846
>the cooking sub on reddit is better than /ck/.
go back there and stay gone

>> No.9019916

>>9019812
Couple reasons:
1) it's summer
2) it's the first summer after r/the_donald was created and their userbase migrated to /pol/ and then the entire site
3) summer friends who've never used any othet board who went to /pol/ saw it was only shitposting and thought every board must be like that and it would be for teh lulz to raid other boards

>> No.9019938

>>9019908
Nah I like browsing both. Both websites do different things better. I've been browsing 4chan since it was less than a year old and was against reddit too, but sometimes it's better than 4chan. There is a lot of unnecessary hate on 4chan that can ruin things sometimes.

>> No.9020478

>>9014633
Well said.

>> No.9020499

>>9016933
What the h**k is your problem, buddy?

>> No.9020510

>>9019938
For real though, fuck off

>> No.9020514 [DELETED] 

>>9014430
do americans really eat this?

>> No.9020571

>>9015369
How does the mug not tip over?

>> No.9020594

>>9020510
No, friend. I still like some of the threads on 4chan and leaving helpful comments. Helping people anonymously is nice.

>> No.9020629

>>9019916
Summer is hardly to blame. There has been a lot of /pol/ posting here for a long time.

>> No.9020924

>>9015839
lol yes

>> No.9020951

>>9014649
>btw I'm a grill XD

>> No.9020970

>>9016933
You made my day !

>> No.9020978

>>9019216
True

>> No.9021013

>>9014430
Gummy sweets are pure trash. I would smash that mug over the cunts head if he place that in front of me.

>> No.9021021

>>9014430
i put on my robe and wizard hat

>> No.9021066

>>9015367
hehe i like the funny monkey