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Trying out some traditional British cuisine.

>> No.9001067

>It's this thread again.

O B E S E D
B
E
S
E
D

>> No.9001076
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>> No.9001091
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So here we go...

>> No.9001112

>>9001076
Looks Dutch to me.

>> No.9001117

>>9001112
>mfw I never noticed before

Given the French, that must be Belgian.

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Behold the noble toast sandwich. A staple in all British meals.

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>> No.9001130

>>9001126
Make your own thread, faggot.

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>>9001130
Retard.

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>> No.9001143

>>9001076
>win an action packed trip to detroit
It'll be action packed all right

>> No.9001145

>>9001138
I'm in the taco bell
I'm in the pizza hut
I'm in the combination taco bell and pizza hut

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>> No.9001157

>>9001046
>Findus
>British
Might want check up on that, dipshit.

>> No.9001161

>implying britain has any food

Literally everything that isn't the popular kid's menu item, fish & chips, came from somewhere else.

>> No.9001164
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>>9001076
>British cuisine
>posts Belgian produce
Dumb
Shart
In
The
Mart

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>>9001046
So, Findus is a British company?

>> No.9001173

>>9001126
kek

>> No.9001180

>>9001164
Statistically speaking, 9 out of 11 Americans won't get this joke.

>> No.9001181

>tfw ip counter

How's that damage control, buttbong?

>> No.9001201
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I ate about half of it.
Had to use hot sauce to get the pancakes down which were like cows eyelids filled with minced cows eye lids.

>> No.9001207

>>9001164
>frozen dinner
>produce
What

>> No.9001250

>>9001076
>win an action packed trip to detroit
>a $25 value!

>> No.9001292

>>9001046
the cheese filled version of those crispy pancakes are pretty nice desu.

>> No.9001301

>>9001046
> OBSESSED
Also, enjoy your horse. Those were at one point found to contain 100% horse meat, because the Romanian mafia really fucking have it in for Findus.

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>>9001301
I had some microwave lasagna that got called back during the horse meat scandal.
It was noticeably nicer than normal.

>> No.9001407

>>9001046
Oh shit, findus.

Findus isn't even great in Sweden, I can only imagine what horrors they concoct abroad.

>mfw they have spotify ads for frozen peas

Dude they are frozen peas, even the cheap store brands hold up well and are good.

>> No.9001418

>>9001207
It's a conjugation error from a second language speaker.

Just let the man talk about Produits and leave him be.

>> No.9001420

>>9001335
There is literally nothing wrong with horse meat, y'all are bitches.

That said products should accurately state their ingredients.

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>>9001125
*stands up and salutes*

>> No.9001622

>>9001301
lucky i only eat the smoked haddock and cheese ones then.

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Damn these things are so good

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BEHOLD

>> No.9001669

Are ploughman's lunches any good?

>> No.9001675

>>9001669
its a glorified cheese sandwich

>> No.9001686

>>9001631
I love the concept of this

but any £1 ready meal is going to be pretty shit unless it's on sale

>> No.9001688

>>9001091
once again on my own

>> No.9001696

>>9001686
>but anything from Iceland is going to be pretty shit

Fixed

>> No.9001698

>>9001696
except their football team, eh lad?

>> No.9001702

>britcuckistanis
kek

>> No.9001703

>>9001696
the ostrich and water buffalo steaks are brety gud

>> No.9001735

>>9001703
This desu. But then again it's just meat frozen. Also 3L vimto bottles are the best

>> No.9002035

What are some British snacks anyway? All I ever hear British people eat is beans on toast, American food, and cheeky nandos.

>> No.9002047

>>9001126
>Americans really innumerate
why did you/whoever originally capped this bother to include that? at least include the entire sentence

>> No.9002081

>>9001138
OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.9002093
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I love British food. Nothing like some Pork Faggots followed by some Spotted Dick.

Maybe some Chummblywumbers on the side?

>> No.9002119

>>9001625
in america these are called hotdog bagel bites

>> No.9002140

>>9002093
>>>/ck like 3 years ago/

>> No.9002156

>>9001091
Bread and fries/chips?

>> No.9002182

>>9002093
>YOU asked for it!
why is this so intimidating

>> No.9002197

>>9002182
Overcompensating for their gay name

>> No.9002217

>>9002182
They didn't want to do it, it's too much sauce.

>> No.9002254

>>9002093
Nah, Chumbleywumblers give you grumblytummies. Toad-in-the-Hole or Bubble and Squeak are better options. Maybe Stargazy Pie if you feel up to it. At any rate, if the name doesn't sound like 2 year old babbling, it isn't authentic British cuisine.

>> No.9002274

>>9002254
Point me to a country that doesn't have a dish that doesn't sound odd to foreigners and I'll accept there's something in all the lazy /int/ shitposting.

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>> No.9002421

>>9002274
america. everything here has normal names

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>>9002035

>> No.9003119

>>9002035
fish n chips is our traditional thing, but its fallen out of favour in recent years. most people south of yorkshire will go for an indian or chinese takeout instead

>> No.9003177

>>9001125
why tho

>> No.9003184

>>9001631
bechamel in a frozen item holy shit no

>> No.9003186

>>9003119
>fish n chips is our traditional thing, but its fallen out of favour in recent years

Why? All the brown people don't like Fish and Chips?

You guys have good curries and kebabs, right?

>> No.9003192

>>9002421
>Be American
>Eat Kool Aid Pickles
>Be American eat pigs trotters preserved in kool aid

>> No.9003229

>>9003114
Beautiful desu.

>> No.9003235

>>9002081
BY THE TACOS WE LIKE,
AND THE PIZZA WE NEED, WHERE THE CHICKEN KEEPS FRYING.

>> No.9003238

>>9001046
Findus is a Swedish company.

>> No.9003240

>>9003177
poverty

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>>9001145

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>>9001669
Personally i love a good Ploughman's,
Perfect Pub Garden lunch with a pint on a summers day if done well.
Interestingly (to me at least), Ploughman's lunch is a modern invention, invented by The Cheese Bureau and the advertising company J. Walter Thompson in the 1950's as a way to increase cheese sales.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman%27s_lunch

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>dig in!

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>>9002119
boi

>> No.9003276

>>9002421
Yeah, i love chitlins, grits and sloppy joes.

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>>9001076
>detroit

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Jus poppin down the shop like

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That food is out of date, this is British food now.

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>>9001125

>> No.9003422

>>9003186
I mean it makes sense Brittain would have Indian food in the same way Texas has Mexican food.

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>>9001046
>>9001076
>>9001091
>>9001125
>>9001135
>>9001147
>>9001625
>>9001631
>>9002093
>>9002348
>>9003252
>>9003340
>>9003363
>>9003370
how do these British animals eat this slop?

>> No.9003500

>>9003490
With miniature cutlery.

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I browse /sp/ a lot and I remember a meme from years ago where a British poster said something about Salad Cream. The rest of the thread was pretty much

>Salad Cream
>Britain

A British person couldn't post on that board for over a year without being destroyed by salad cream memes.

>> No.9003567

>>9003514
Salad cream is pretty good though, goes great with cheese, eggs and cold meats.

>> No.9003617

>>9003422
Wrong. The US never colonized Mexico. We just stole large swaths of their land.

>> No.9003648

>>9001301

Horse meat is good. They sell it here in Quebec and it's usually at a good price too due to the stigma. There's literally nothing wrong with it.

>> No.9003651

>>9003514
I love salad cream

>> No.9003653

>>9001420
The horsemeat used wasn't food grade. it was probably a shit racehorse that was pumped with steroids.

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Oi mates, just wanted to mention to all Shart in marts and Eyetalians, that it was us, the British people, that invented lasagna!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Why is British cuisine so superior?

>> No.9003802

>>9003750
At least change the image once in a while yank, you got blown the fuck out before when you thought jellied eels were raw.

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>>9003802

>> No.9003852

>>9003822
>look mom! I posted it again!
>Henry, you're thirty two, get out of the basement and get a job

>> No.9003862

>>9003822
Change.your pic, link and grammar and pretend to be more than 1 person.

>> No.9003940

>>9001046
Ah always a classic

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I got this when I was in Bongland.
I asked for a British speciality.
I was suprised when I got it.
But when I tasted it I understood why it was quintessentialy british.

>> No.9003946

>>9001046
>>9001076
>>9001091
>>9001125
>>9001135


Wow that looks like some top gobber m8's

>> No.9003949

itt: Americans pretending they're any different from bongs

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>>9003567
Man knows.

>> No.9004356

>>9001076
I never asked for this.

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>>9001076
>this hasn't been posted yet
I'm disappointed in all of you.

>> No.9004426

>>9003617
>make treaty for land
>get land
>"stole"

lol

>> No.9004639

>>9003514
I remember a few threads about it. I thought it was funny and was disappointed salad creamposting never caught on.

>> No.9004649

>>9004371
probably hasn't been posted yet because it isn't funny in the slightest

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>>9001046

I'm British and made this for dinner.

see if you can guess

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When it comes to British food there's only one question that you have to ask, just how hungry are you?

>> No.9006112

>>9003252
jellied eels?
get out of here casual

>> No.9006116

>>9004686
mushroom...and chicken...and beef gravy?
also if that's rice, it doesn't look so right.
kinda looks like breadcrumbs

>> No.9006510

>>9004686
Very similar to what I eat daily, but minus the gravy/sauce stuff
the fuck is up with your rice, does it have coconut shavings in it?

>> No.9006526

>>9003945
Those are american style hot-dog sausages... that is american cheese-like... and those are some form of sweetened cereal... I mean, don't get me wrong, british food is shite in general, but that dish is as american as a Walmart shart.

>> No.9006529

>>9001669

I dream about this all day, everyday.

>> No.9006688

>>9005527
Horse meat is tasty though

>> No.9006708

>>9003514

>Salad Cream mixed into hot buttery mashed taters

Orgasmic.

>> No.9006721

>>9003946

Dingle my doffle we can make many gaffels over this mates.

>> No.9006745

>>9003617
>go to war
>win
>win the bits with paved roads and modern sanitation infrastructure
>'stole'
>that's okay, the reconquista is taking the southwest, the asians are taking the west, the muslims are taking the northeast, the jews have had the east for 100 years already, and the negroes are rampaging through the southeast like ebola

I hope you get over your white guilt before the Violently Enforced Reparations Team shows up at your door burning shit on your lawn.

>> No.9006784

>>9003514
Interesting concept.
>Miracle whip
>America

>> No.9006809

Americans are so fat they cant reach to wipe their shit ffs

>> No.9006815

>>9006809
That's where the whole shart in the mart thing comes from I guess.

>> No.9006822

>>9001180
I keked

>> No.9006823

>>9005527
Nothing wrong with horse meat.

>> No.9006832

>>9006815
It's actually because America Has such poor food standards that a lot of their food contains an additive that is banned elsewhere. This additive makes your stool loose and watery.

>> No.9006844

>>9006832
Which additive is it?

>> No.9006921

>>9006832
A friend of mine said the Flint water crisis is pretty much entirely down to Americans shitting everywhere and it getting in the water supply.