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Which whiskey is the best whiskey?

>> No.8997361
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8997361

Scotch

>> No.8997376

>>8997361
>Implying scotch isn't needlessly harsh and hard to drink

>> No.8997404
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>>8997347
Best whiskey is rum

>> No.8997405

>>8997347
i like rye because it intersects with affordability and taste

>> No.8997417

all of it is undrinkable garbage

>> No.8997423

>>8997417
t. hard lemonade drinker

>> No.8997434

>>8997347
scotch, maybe irish.

>> No.8997441

>>8997376
That's impossible because there are various profiles of scotch. You can get a smokey scotch. You can get a salty scotch. You can get a sweet scotch. You can get my Scot dick up your ass for all I care. But don't say "Scotch is bad" when you don't even know there are many kinds of scotch.

>> No.8997460

>>8997441
Having flavor variation is meaningless is a bit useless if the basic flavour tastes rough and harsh.

>> No.8997473

>>8997404
>>8997417

>literal faggot responses

>> No.8997486

>>8997347

Scotch is whisky.

Whiskey is everything else, and Irish is the answer to that. Even nigger-tier swill like Killbaggan is better than the best bourbon.

>> No.8997491

at least we can all agree that bourbon is the fucking worst

>> No.8997493

>>8997460
Like I said, find a smooth sweeter citrusy scotch.

>> No.8997496

>>8997486
>Scotch is whisky.
>Whiskey is everything else
what did he mean by this?

>> No.8997501

>>8997347
Low shelf for depressed times.
Scotch for good times.
Bourbon for standard-fare.
Irish for cleaning the toilet.

>> No.8997502

>>8997493
>smooth sweeter citrusy scotch
teach me senpai
im not the guy youve been talking to but i really want to know

>> No.8997508

>>8997501
>he drinks bourbon
>he classifies his drinks by his emotions
>yet he wants to talk shit
wew

>> No.8997532

>>8997501
you mixed up irish and bourbon

>> No.8997538
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>>8997502
Take a swing at this. Stay away from "smoky" and "rich". It's somewhat basic advice, but if you really don't know if you'll like something just ask your liquor store/department manager (looks like an alcoholic in uniform) for some help. Those guys usually like discussing brands and drinks with customers.

>> No.8997539

I've found a few scotches that I love

I've found a few American that are bearable

I've never found any Irish I don't hate

>> No.8997544

>>8997538
well im devoted to mid shelf rye so what do you recommend?
and why should i avoid rich and smokey?
im a cigarette smoker too if that matters

>> No.8997556

>>8997538
This. Good stores will help you a lot of the time.

Though you've got to watch out sometimes, I've been to a couple where the people in the shop are arseholes that have a superiority complex over people who don't know what they're looking for.

>>8997544
Being a smoker doesn't really make a difference, smoky whisky has a peaty flavour, very different to cigarette smoke.

I would say try one from each region (Highlands, Speyside,Islands, Islay, Lowlands, Campbeltown) and see which you prefer.

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>>8997544
>well im devoted to mid shelf rye so what do you recommend?
I'd recommend saving up some cash. Scotch is one drink you really don't want to skimp on.
>and why should i avoid rich and smokey?
You implied you wanted smooth sweeter citrusy scotch, yea? That's the opposite of rich and smoky. Rich scotch has very strong flavor and smoky is...well it's smoky.
>im a cigarette smoker too if that matters
You might want to get something a little richer then if your tastebuds are numb.

Here's a chart of the general regions of scotch origination. They all have their own basic flavor profiles.

>> No.8997588

>>8997556
>>8997574
im really excited to drink some new stuff
any brands i should keep an eye out for?

>> No.8997597

>>8997588
I like loads of them, just try whatever you can find. One of my favourites is Lagavulin 16 year, though it's one of the strongest, smokiest ones.

>> No.8997610

>>8997597
>though it's one of the strongest, smokiest ones.
i like bitter things so i might enjoy that
thanks for the advice

>> No.8997617

>>8997610
Bitter is one of the things you won't find in scotch actually. I can't think of any bitter ones particularly. It's just got a strong whisky flavour.

I'd recommend you try as many as you can by buying small bottles of each thing. Keep in mind it can be an expensive hobby though.

>> No.8997628

>>8997588
Good! Experimenting with a new drink is always a fun time.

There are lots of scotch brands. If you really want to get into it there's several books about scotch, typically single malt only but there may be blended scotch books as well.

My first scotch was Highland Park 12 year. It was a highschool graduation gift from my dad. It was smoky and strong and I got ripshit hammered with him that night while smoking cigars. Good times.

>> No.8997643

>>8997628
Cigars are something I've never really done. I like whisky a lot, but since I don't smoke I've never given cigars much of a thought.

>> No.8997680

>>8997643
I don't smoke either, at least as far as my doctors know. I just have a cigar every now and again when it's that perfect night with some nice tall cold ones or a good class of scotch. Sometimes I'll even bring my pipe out if I get the urge.

Try out a cigar with your next glass. You said you liked Lagavulin 16 so you could probably pick just about any cigar because it wouldn't overpower the drink.

>> No.8997690

>>8997680
I wouldn't even know where to buy one honestly. Maybe it's something I'll try some time, it might spice up the drinking.

>> No.8997739

>>8997690
Google "cigar stores near me", if they have a walk-in humidor they're probably legit. If nothing comes up there's internet retailers too.

There really is nothing else quite like a good hearty meal followed by some smooth scotch and a savory cigar.

>> No.8998556
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8998556

my favorite

>> No.8998587

>>8997347
Rye

>> No.8998600

>>8998587
This. I've had every bourbon and scotch under the sun but nothing blew me away more than a $30 bottle of rittenhouse rye

>> No.8998617
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8998617

Local distillery. Not exactly an Irish whiskey, but not an American whiskey either.

>> No.8998622

>>8997491
As proven by your 0 (zero) replies, it looks like we can't.

>> No.8998626

>>8998600
>Rittenhouse
My nigga, I gotta buy another bottle soon

>> No.8998630

>>8998622
>t. bourbon pleb
read the thread and you know its the general consensus that bourbon is the worst type of whiskey faggot

>> No.8999003

>>8998630
what's wrong with bourbon?

>> No.8999022
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8999022

try some japenese whiskeys
the nikka taketsuru honestly feels like it comes in the quality of a $150 whiskey without the price.

jap whiskeys usually deliver the same fire and aftertaste of any whiskey, but with a bit less chew-yer-woodchips smoke of other whiskey

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My everyday sips. I always try to keep a bottle at home.

>> No.8999262

>>8997347
Whichever you like best or are on the mood for. Jameson gold label and Redbreast are a two of my favorites.

I'm partial to younger Irish but sometimes like something a with bit more smoke or spice. Jim Beam rye and Ardbeg 10 year old offer good quality/price ratios for bolder tasting whiskey.

The only Canadian whiskey I've tried didn't taste adulterated was 40 Creek.

>> No.8999282

American Rye is one of my favorites for a reasonable price. But I've never met a Whiskey genre I didn't like

>> No.8999478

>>8999003
No aging.

>> No.8999496

>>8999282
I don't understand why people would make their decision based on price. Alright, you mgiht not have much cash, but I don't think whisky should be for getting drunk anyway. You should splash out on an expensive one and enjoy it over a long period.

>> No.8999504

>>8999496
I don't drink it to get drunk, but I might not have the cash on hand to buy a nice ~$50 bottle of Scotch, a ~$20 bottle of rye whiskey is reasonable though

>> No.8999781

>>8999003
its not aged and tastes sweet (like shit)
if you want sweet go drink rum like the faggot that you are

>> No.9000156

>>8997361
Ralfy is such a fucking kike now
>selling a 12 year for 120 pounds
Fuck him

>> No.9000162

>>8997544
If you like American whisky I'd highly recommend trying a dram of Auchentoshan 12. If you want something stronger look for a dram of Auchentoshan Valinch.
If you want a sweeter dram with some christmas cake elements and red fruits that ryes can give look for Glendronach 12
t. faggot with over 60 reviews of scotch on shitty blog

>> No.9000220

>>8997496
He meant the spelling. With and without e.

>> No.9000249

>>8999781
>Bourbon
>sweet

>> No.9000254

>>8999478
False

>> No.9000274

>>8999022
Which do you recommend someone starts with? I have no experience with Japanese whiskeys but I hear good things about them and always see them at the liquor store.

>> No.9000284

>>9000249
>implying it isnt
wew

>> No.9000285

>>8997690
Most liquor stores I've been in have had cigars by the register

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9000300

Poor fellows in this thread at least I drink like a boss.

>> No.9000328

>>9000300
you sound like a faggot

>> No.9001318

>>8997347
Scotch when I can afford it, and never younger than 15 years.
But I'm too poor most of the time so generally just Irish or rye (Crown Royal or Canadian Club typically).

>> No.9001332

Only faggots drink anything but Jack

>> No.9001348

>>8997347
scotch > jap > irish >>rye >>>>bourbon
my taste, that is

>> No.9001363

>>9000300
dude if youre using expensive drink to validate yourself, then youre beyond help

>> No.9001454

>>8997347
"made mostly in Kingturkey"
Most of it is made in Illinois, and Iowa. Bottled in Tuck. The liquor biz is a helluva drug.

>> No.9001495

Rye whiskeys are my jam, but Scotch is its own tier.

Bourbon is good if you want to make a sugary drink/cocktail. Not half bad in lemonade.

>> No.9001527

>>8997347
I've only had regular and bourbon so far
bourbon is better but not by much

>> No.9001537

Kentucky Bourbon with Canuck Whisky as a backup.

Scotch tastes like shitty whiskey poured through moss, dirt, and a ashes.

>> No.9001542

>>9001527
you sound dumb as shit
ps. bourbon is garbage

>> No.9001567

>>9000284
>implying it is
ewe

>>9001537
You need a sense of taste

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>>8997376
>he doesn't drink cask strength laphroaig neat

>> No.9001670

>>8997643
>>8997628
scotch and cigars are a perfect pair.
nothing better for a night with the lads

>> No.9001673

>>8999022
>nikka whiskey
lol

>> No.9001699

>>8998587
My nigga.

>> No.9001710

>>9001567
but it is
stop being retarded please

>> No.9001724

>>9000249
>>9001567
bourbon is sweet you humongous retard faggot
it might not be like candy sweet like your favorite mikes hard lemonade but it is
when people say its sweet they dont mean like rum or sugar beet, but it is indeed sweet
Scotch, on the other hand, uses mostly or all barley in its mash and the glucose content of corn is much higher. That glucose is what gives bourbon its easily recognizable sweetness. 51%+ corn in the mash is why bourbon is so sweet.
eat shit and die bourbon fag

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9001838

Not a good graphic OP, so I made one for you. As you can see, I order Jamesons most of the time.

>> No.9002082

>>8999478
It is, though, all whiskey is at least for a few years.

>> No.9002884

Every variety of whisk(e)y is good in its own ways. Good bourbon has its place. Good scotch has its place. Good irish has its place. Good canadian exists I assume, I've never had the pleasure of trying one. Writing off entire varieties is sports team loyalty-tier retardation though. My personal go-tos are Elijah Craig 12 and Ardbeg 10, always keep a bottle of each in stock even in my poorest times.

>> No.9003034

>>8997347
I drink alot kf scotch sometimes wild turkey but to answer your dumb question all whiskey is great although not to fond of crown , just cause canada is full of pussies

>> No.9003368

>>9003034
Clown Royal Northern Harvest is breddy good my man. Beat out a lot of great international whiskys in competitions too. Canadians take for granted how good their whisky is.

>> No.9003380

>>8997496

The word "Whisky" refers solely to Scotch.

"Whiskey" is everything else.

>> No.9003804

all these bourbon faggots in this thread kek
>a-all w-whiskeys are g-good
>except ive never had a canadian / rye though
>but bourbon is the best!
you guys are literally niggers

>> No.9003806

>>8999022
>TASTING NOTES
>lists name clearly on bottle and rough price, no tasting notes to be found.

>> No.9003835

>>9001318
>never younger than 15, lel, mate, there are some good ones under 15

>> No.9003838

>>8998556
Protestant whiskey

>> No.9003870

>>8997347
for me, it's Evan Williams 1783, the best Whisky.

>> No.9003872

>>9000162
What's your favourite one?

>> No.9003876

>>9001657
I did a distillery tour in Glengoyne recently and tried the cask strength, it's amazing that it's so drinkable given that it's 59%. It didn't taste much harsher than a regular whisky.

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>>9003838
they are winning, aren't they?

>> No.9003899

>>8997486
You're so incredibly wrong it hurts.

>> No.9003993

>>9003872
My favorite scotch? Probably Port Ellen 35 Year old which I had a 1/2 oz of and will probably never try another scotch like that again.
In terms of affordable stuff my go to cabinet scotch is usually Glendronach 12 or Isle of Arran 14.
>>9000249
Bourbon is usually known for the white sugar and vanilla qualities from the charred oak its aged in.
>>9000300
>bragging about drinking stuff from a massively overrated distillery
I feel sorry for you.
>>9001318
>and never younger than 15 years
Have fun missing out on a lot of good shit then.
I bet you think modern Macallan is good whisky too.
>>9001332
Other way around kiddo.
>>9001542
Your a pleb if you can't enjoy what each type of whisk(e)y has to offer.
>>9003876
Glengoyne is a southern Highland and practically a lowland so a lot of those types of whiskies are distilled well so the mouthfeel works for practically anyone. I remember drinking some older Bladnoch and thinking it was 48% until someone told me it was 57%. it really is some cool science shit.
>>8997486
Read a dictionary m8.
>Killbaggan is better than the best bourbon.
Okay you can stop posting now.

>> No.9004024

>>9003993
>im a pleb because i like the finer things in life
bourbon is garbage for plebs tho
its literally pleb shit kek
you sound buttblasted that nobody likes babys first brown drink

thanks for the list reply though, nothing really makes me smile more than an upset newfag redditor

>> No.9004029

>>9003899
>>9003993

Prove me wrong then.

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>>8997347
When I had money: Glenlivet 18. Talisker. Lagavulin. Tullamore Dew.

Now I have none: Evan Williams w/ lime.

Not whisky, but drinking presently: Alteño añejo.

>> No.9004069

>>9004024
Some KSBWs are good, you moron. Wild Turkey 101. Evan Williams black or even some bottom shelf shit like Ancient Age is okay when not blended with grain alcohol. I find pricier bourbons tend to be shit. Looking at you, Blanton's.

>> No.9004141

Irish whiskey is trash. You're a fag if you drink it.

>> No.9004196

>>9004141
It doesn't deserve the price tag, no. Some are good, but some taste like piss. Ask me how I know.

>> No.9004228

>>9004141
Agreed 2bh. Never found one that doesn't taste like paint stripper.

>>9004196
Ok. How do you know?

>> No.9004245

>>9004228
I am Bear Grylls.

>> No.9004265
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im more of a gin guy, but when i get whiskey i try to get local stuff. pic related is so good. a shame they only market to faggot tourists so they have to have a raft in the background.

>> No.9004404

>>9004069
>"bourbon is good when you age it, just buy the more expensive bourbon that is actually aged"
>most regular bourbons arent aged
if i want a pricier drink im not going to reach for shit tier bourbon
you have bad taste, get over it
bourbon is a shit

>> No.9004411

alcohol is merely a toxin that makes people sorta feel good in small quantities. I don't understand the fascination with it.

>> No.9004441

>>9004411

Virgin.

>> No.9004446

>>8997347

'murrican rye

>> No.9004452

>>9004404
Bourbon is good

>> No.9004518

>>9004404
post 404, brain not found

sage this ignorant thread

>> No.9004543

>>9004518
>bourbon fag is new and from reddit
>reddit bourbon newfag thinks sage is a downvote
no wonder you like bourbon, youre fucking retarded
>>9004452
nah no its not

>> No.9004589

>>9004543
>I exclusively drink scotch, am I respectable and sophisticated yet
your ignorant elitism makes you look like a child

>> No.9004599

>>9004589
the fact that you tried to downvote this thread by saging it makes you looks like a faggoty little baby whos not from around here
and i never said anything about scotch
im more of a rye man myself
besides i never said that whichever kind is better
all i said was that bourbon is the worst
its shit
and i also said that your a faggot with shit taste
so just stop reaching, you clearly are upset and keep coming to get btfo even more kek

>> No.9004722

>>9004599
kek I've never been to /ck/ before, how drunk are you my man?

My favorite bourbon is Four Roses

>> No.9004867

>>9004722
single barrel is top tier, small batch is great, I'd put yellow as one of the best cheap bourbons

>> No.9004960

>It's an "Americans can't stop talking about American things" thread

It's like every fucking beer thread.

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9005035

Best duo.

>> No.9005057

>>9005035
this made me want to throw up just by looking at it

>> No.9005068

>>9004960
obsessed

>> No.9005088

>>9005035
Yeah if you're a fresh frat bro who's at their first college party

>> No.9005101

>>9005035
Jack is overpriced and tastes like gasoline

>> No.9005118

>>9000300
A fool and his money are soon parted.

>> No.9005129

I'm a Wild Turkey man. Mostly due to this girl I used to drink with in high school. Guess she just made an impression.

Found out years later that Hunter S. Thompson was also a Wild Turkey man. He's the kind of drunk that I can admire, so I have no qualms.

>> No.9005139

>>9005129
>Found out years later that Hunter S. Thompson was also a Wild Turkey man
you are such a faggot poser
>hur dur i drank in high school with a girl
>thats why i drink garbage bourbon

hunter s thompson drank chivas regal everyday
i bet you never evan read any of his works
probably only watch that faggot johnny depp play him in a movie

>> No.9005151

>>8997347
All of them.

>> No.9005399
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What do you guys recommend for someone who has never had whisky? (and has never really drank alcohol besides a couple of wines and some shitty beer).

I have some freedom to expand my horizons now and it's something I've always wanted to get into.

pic semi-related.

>> No.9005418

>Single malt whiskey
>Aged in bouron cask

smuganimeface.jpg

>> No.9005441

Im an alabama nigger and i wanna be free

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
Cuz im white in the bottoms o' ma feet

>> No.9005444

>>9005399
Jameson's, it's sweet and easy to drink. Ignore if people give you shit, it's great for first-timers.

>> No.9005459

>>9005444
why would you help that muslim cocksucker?

>> No.9006287

>>9005459
I didn't have a choice, bud.

>> No.9006299

>>8997376
Bourbon is retardedly sweet in an artificial feeling way and hard to drink as a result too.

>> No.9006352

>>9005139
He mentions drinking Wild Turkey in both Fear and Loathing on the 1972 Campaign Trail, and Fear and Loathing in Elko. He also repeatedly discussed drinking Wild Turkey like water in many of his interviews.

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>>9005399
Glenmorangie 10 y/o is a real easy drinking and comparatively cheap scotch.

>> No.9006521

>>9006299
You're full of shit. How the fuck is it sweet in an "artificial feeling way"? Do you use Fireball as the baseline standard for bourbon or something?

>> No.9006563

>>9006521

>fireball

Fuck. I knew my dad was turning into an old man when he started telling my mom to pick that shit up when she goes to Costco, and described it to her as "fancy whiskey".

The worst thought about growing old (aside from death) is losing all sense of taste.

>> No.9006618

>>9005418
Actually the good stuff is aged in a sherry cask.

>> No.9006622

>>9005399
Ignore >>9005444 because Jamesons is fucking terrible.

Get yourself a speyside single malt, or a milder highland one. Don't start on the smoky scotch because it's an acquired taste.

Start with scotch though, because it's infinitely better than the vast majority of bourbons. Get one that's at least 10 years matured too.

>> No.9006641

>>8997347
>Scotch
>Contains malted barley

Ya see, this is why shit stuff like Johnnie Walker can claim to be 'Scotch'.

Blends are basically Satan.

Teacher's blended has the highest ratio of malt whisky (Scotch) to grain whisky (vodka) at roughly a third malt.

Johnnie Walker red can be as little as 20% malt whisky and still count as 'Scotch' for export purposes.

I'm a purist; for me, it's not scotch unless it's 100% malt whisky, preferably single-origin.
It's also not real Scotch to me unless the barley has been malted with peat- peated malt being the #1 flavour differentiator between Scotch and other whiskies.

I drink Ardmore for Highland style, Lagavulin for Islay style, and Smokehead (another Lagavulin product) when I'm poor.

Anyone that says Scotch is harsh has only ever had bad Scotch.

>> No.9006644

>>9006521
I can understand how. If you get used to scotch the big vanilla character of bourbon from new oak casks can seem a bit cloying and off-putting.

>> No.9006648

>>9006644
This. I quite like scotch from bourbon casks, but when I have American stuff it tastes like vanilla ice cream. The flavours in a scotch are subtle, but in Bourbon they're smacking you in the face.

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>>8997502
Just find a bottle of this shit, kōhai.
-Highlands style, so lighter and dryer than lowlands, Campbell, Islay or Speyside
-Still single-malt
-Last Highlands distillery that peats their malt

Did a Scotch tasting day with my mates a few years ago, this one came out tops (over some whiskies costing $150+ a bottle).

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>>8997544
As a former cigarette, cigar AND pipe smoker, I got you, kōhai.
-Intense flavours of sea salt, iodine, seaweed, tar, wood smoke and leather
-Inexpensive compared to its big brother Lagavulin
-Slightly softer than Lagavulin but will still happily shake your tastebuds awake

Add a teaspoon or two of spring water to lighten the palate an open up the flavour profile.

>> No.9006705

>>9006644
Bourbon is sweet, yeah, but how the fuck is it "artificially" sweet-tasting?

>> No.9006820

>>9000000

>> No.9006857

>>8997347
Bourbon is by far my favorite. Rye is a close second.

Recently got a bottle of Booker's as a gift, and it's fantastic. My only minor complaint is it's slightly on the strong side for sipping neat, and it's better with a bit of water or ice.

>> No.9006949

>>9006666
Nice repeating digits.

>> No.9006952

>>9006949
Its official. I'm Satan's dad and Smokehead is great.

>> No.9006985

>>9006857
>Bourbon is by far my favorite. Rye is a close second.

So you haven't tried Scotch?

>> No.9007010

sipping straight- scotch
sipping on ice- bourbon
gettin' crunk from the bottle- corn whiskey

>> No.9007072

>>9007010
bourbon is corn whiskey you humongous retard

bourbonfags are fucking dumb

>> No.9007075

>>8997347
Scotch. No question.

>> No.9007094

>>8997376
Imagine being this much of a poof

>> No.9007149

>>9007072
holy fuck you colossal autist stop being pedantic I was following the schema laid out in the OP

I like aged bourbon on ice as a comfy but affordable sipping beverage, and I like 3mo or less 80%+ corn moonshine straight from the clay jug as a means to rapid inebriation

have a bit of openness to new things, my dude

>> No.9007165

>>9007149
just because its corn mash hardly makes it whiskey
and not all moonshine is made from corn squeezings
im from virginia so dont even try
you sound butthurt
>i drink moonshine im badass
i bet you buy your shine from the liquor store in those novelty mason jars haha

>> No.9007212

I love scotch but I fucking hate scotch elitists, you sound like faggot fanboys with your absurd loyalty

>> No.9007240

>>9007165
again, following the OP. yes the specific brand I like is the meme clay jar one. I don't think there's anything particularly badass about that, it just is tasty and easy to drink in large quantities. I don't give a shit where you're from, but I'm glad that you're proud of your state's produce

>> No.9007320

>>9006666
mate, it's fucking 5-6 yr old Ardbeg and shit, it's nothing like Lagavulin.
You can hardly taste salt or smoke, sure, there is some peat, but nothing special

>> No.9007335

>>9006952
>>9006666
probably a Smokehead salesman/ambassador trying to say it's best Islay Scotch underage

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9007365

My dick bro

>> No.9007404

I like the Islays. I've been trying different shit for a little while now.
Picked up a bottle of Bowmore 12 last weekend and it sure tasted boring after having 110 proof Ardbeg

>> No.9007459

>>8997347
If I'm going cheap I tend towards bourbon but if I am buying the good stuff for an occasion then I go for a good scotch.

>> No.9007482

>>9007404
>110 proof

Why do americans do this? It baffles me no end.

>> No.9007494

>>9007482
what did i do wrong

>> No.9007495
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9007495

What's a good entry level single malt? My local store carries a few brands but I've only ever tried Lagavulin.

>> No.9007499

>>9007494
Not you, just the american way of saying how strong alcohol is. They just seem to double its strength for no apparent reason.

If it's 55% alcohol call it that.

>> No.9007504

>>9007495
All of those are pretty good, but my first was the Glen Moray 12. Really nice and smooth speyside, very drinkable, and not too expensive. So maybe consider that one.

>> No.9007508

>>9007499
oh, ok
I'm sorry I did that

>> No.9007515

>>9007504
I'll give it a go, thanks.

>> No.9007519

>>8997473
>He takes himself very seriously
>He thinks his opinions matter

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>>9007495
Highland Park 12 if you want a good all-rounder type, a decent mix of sherry sweetness with a bit of smoke; Glenfiddich 15 (aka Solera) is a decent one, maybe a touch less intimidating for beginners. Glenfarclas have a very good 12yo for those who prefer an overall sweeter style. If you wanna try the really peaty / smoky ones without going overboard, I'd suggest a blended malt like Islay Mist 12yo, or maybe the NAS Jura like Elixir / Prophecy.

>Pic is because of those prices...
>20 quids for Bowmore Small Batch, 60 bucks in Canuckistan.
>Most other bottles average 3 to about 8 times these prices here...
>Considering moving to the UK...

>> No.9007545

>>9007535
Probably import tariffs or something.

>> No.9007546

>>9007519
>he drinks rum
>he thinks he matters at all
butt pirates drink rum in their bum lel

>> No.9007548

>>9007535
Those are cheap by UK standards even, I'm not sure where the picture has been taken.

>> No.9007637

>>9007546
I don't like rum actually