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1.0/10! How will McDonalds ever survive his latest review?

>> No.8995612

>tfw dropped him once he became another Car Reviewer

the house and water chalice added to his uniqueness now hes just like all the other fags

>> No.8995613
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8995613

>>8995608
Release a whole new slew of sandwiches.

>> No.8995619

>>8995612
isnt he homeless?

>> No.8995622
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8995622

>>8995619

>> No.8995628

>>8995622
What was the video?

>> No.8995629

>>8995628
nobody knows. maybe some /ck/ has it saved

>> No.8995642

>>8995629
lots of people know you newfag. It was a family vacation video

>> No.8995644

>>8995622
what does this have to do with him being homeless?

>> No.8995645

his vorw podcast has been lacking recently

>> No.8995654

>>8995612
New video from his house posted 6 hours ago...

>> No.8995661
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8995661

>> No.8995665

>>8995619
No. He did live in the car for a while because he was being stalked. Most of us assumed he had snapped but it actually turned out it was true.
And yes, of course the stalker was from 4chan.

>> No.8995669

>>8995665
proof?

>> No.8995672

>>8995669
What

>> No.8995673

>>8995672
you heard me

>> No.8995675

>>8995673
Ok

>> No.8995677

>>8995673
i was some canadian faggot from /pol/

>> No.8995679

>>8995677
I bet you were

>> No.8995796

why do people like that faggot in a suit

>> No.8995820

>>8995612
He car reviews because of paranoia please don't be mean.

>> No.8995829

>>8995665
proof please

>> No.8995832

>>8995829
What

>> No.8995853
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8995853

>>8995661
W T F
reviewbrah is a synth?, i thought he was a reincarnated 1940s quantum physicist.

>> No.8995917

>>8995832
You heard me.

>> No.8995934

>>8995829
I thought that was a running joke.

>> No.8995945
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8995945

>>8995853
Progression

>> No.8996009
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8996009

>>8995665
>>8995669
>>8995672
>>8995673
>>8995675
>>8995679
>>8995829
>>8995832
>>8995917
I remember the thread, anon isn't lying.
He shared private, very personal pictures of Reviewbrah from when he was a kid to a teenager.
He also told us his strategy revolving around killing his cat, and how he did it. He smothered the thing with chloroform just to set Reviewbrah into panic, then followed him around for quite some time.

>> No.8996022

>>8996009
saw a thread about that, only saw those pics of the dude who was outside the house of reviewbro.

>> No.8996038

>>8996009
wait, he actually killed the guy's cat?
why was he even stalking him, if it was just for the lulz cat-killing would probably be a bit much

>> No.8996041

>>8996038
I believe he said it was just for the lulz. No real motive behind it, I'll try to find proofs for you lads.

>> No.8996272

>>8995612
Is this ironic? Who else is he like?...

>> No.8996324

>>8996041
You better not be fucking with me
Is this why we haven't seen reviewcat for so long?

>> No.8996450

>>8996272
Everyone else who sits in a car and reviews fast food. Even the fucking HodgeTwins do it.

>> No.8996592

>>8996009
>He also told us his strategy revolving around killing his cat, and how he did it. He smothered the thing with chloroform just to set Reviewbrah into panic, then followed him around for quite some time.

Dude deserves to get his dick nailed to a tree

>> No.8996606

>>8996009
>He also told us his strategy revolving around killing his cat, and how he did it. He smothered the thing with chloroform
Good. Cats are furry jews that deserve to be exterminated.

>> No.8996620

>wow I don't feel safe
>I know, I'll be secure in my car!
Sound logic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw

>> No.8996697

>>8996620
>here in my car
>i feel safest of all

>> No.8996710

>>8996697
It's a like a hugbox on wheels.

>> No.8996786

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1468/81/1468816096098.png

>> No.8996787

>>8995622
>hurr durr let me put my life online and make money from creeps who watch it
>oh no! someone stalked me

faggot deserved it

>> No.8996852

I dont like how his suits dont fit him.

>> No.8996898
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8996898

Haha what the actual fuck.

I was watching his videos in my robe and about half way into the naked chicken chip review my dick was hard and in my hand.

>> No.8996917
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>>8996898
Just imagine lying nude on your stomach on a bed.
Your face buried in the pillow you hear his voice whisper in your ear:
>Once again, this is anon's ass.
>Going in.

>He critiques you as he plows you hard.
>He rates you out of ten as he fills your colon with his seedoftheweek.

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8996926

>>8996898

>> No.8996950

>>8996917
>going in

fucking kek

>> No.8996978
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8996978

>>8995608
>1.0/10!

How can such a delightful young man be so cruel?!?!?!

I'm starting to believe all the stories i've heard about him killing homeless black men.

Maybe McDonald's did cut him off.

>> No.8996999

>mcdonald's tries to use real food
>autistic food reviewers call it bad

>> No.8997148

>>8996978
lmao look who's back. Why do you have to be so autistic dude

>> No.8997431

>>8996009
hahaha, sounds like an alright guy

>> No.8997449

>>8996978
Both of the priests look molesty as fuck and I don't even know what to call that thing on the far left. God damn mid westerners are disgusting.

>> No.8997457

>>8996978
The bishop looks like the only non autistic person in that picture. His mom is kinda cute in a weird way. White flower shirt looks normal.

>> No.8997467

>>8995608

>250k subscribers

Fucking why? He's not remotely funny, informative or interesting. I've watched his videos on occasion as a stark reminder to never wind up a whispy, frail, emotionally stunted faggot that lives at home.

90% of these threads are started by him, guaranteed. /pol/'s obsessive stalking and support of this faggot speaks volumes.

>> No.8997472

I love how I can type "reviewbrah" into Youtube search and get his channel

And look, he's alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

>> No.8997476

>>8997467
He's literally news famous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTuA8FMaME

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8997507

>>8997476

>CNN

DROPPES
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P
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>> No.8997515

>>8997476

>reviews on fast food are news worthy in America

>> No.8997524

>>8997507
This nigga can't even meme right...

>> No.8997525

>>8997467
this.
his reviews consisted of "this is good... good burger...good.... yes really good"
he might literally be the worst reviewer ever

>> No.8997572

>>8997525
>>8997525
i admire his ability to speak a lot of words without actually saying anything.

>> No.8997578

>>8997525
4chan is like 80% autistic losers. He's a slightly successful autistic loser. Not hard to understand why so many faggots here slobber over this fetal alcohol syndrome looking fuck.

>> No.8997579

>>8997525
Well you're an anoymous nobody who's review of a popular food reviewer consisted of 1(one) inaccurate false quote and 1(one) broad opinion based claim. So I guess you are now the worlds worst reviewer. Ps: nobody cares about your negative opinions faggot keep it to yourself.

>> No.8997583

>>8997515
I've literally jerked off to a news story about public breastfeeding. We are just hardwired to focus on food, dude.

>> No.8997589

>>8997578
true, doesn't make him good though.
>>8997572
do you admire politicians too?
>>8997579
may i be the first one to congratulate on your retardation?
Ps. calling me a faggot doesn't make you cool

>> No.8997591

>>8997579
woah, somebody got triggered by their boyfriend being criticized

>> No.8997604

>>8997589
>>8997591
>I don't like thing
>this is why you're wrong

>UR NOT COOL!!
>HURR YMHE IS UR BOYFREND!!

wow you sure showed me huh. Congrats on not liking something, you want a cookie retard?

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8997674

>>8997476
>there's usually a mcdonalds every half mile

what a great country we've made for ourselves

>> No.8997683

>>8997674
It is great, isn't it? We're so rich even the poor are fat.

>> No.8997745

>>8997604
Holy shit you sure are angry. It'll be okay champ.

>> No.8997758

>>8996710
In my car

>> No.8997761
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8997761

Reviewbrah moving in with Steve WHEN

>> No.8997842
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8997842

I will never understand what you all see in this tiny headed boys reviews. Why don't you spend the 2 dollars on the junkfood yourself and eat it.

>> No.8997980
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>>8996978
They need to up their game on the church deal. Pic related was when shit was done right.

>> No.8998001

>>8995628
Bumping for interest

>> No.8998057
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8998057

>It's so bad he turns the sandwich around and bites it from an entirely different angle
>It's still shit

>> No.8998065

>>8996009
>Review fast food
>Your only fanbase is autistic weeaboos on a nigerian cribbage enthusiast board
>Shill constantly to them
>Forget that there are occasionally actual psychopaths on there too
>Get stalked and your cat murdered
Like pottery

>> No.8998078

>>8997683
More McDonalds than schools. truly great. Wonderful variety.

>> No.8998306
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8998306

>>8996978
Where is his sister in this photo? I do not see her

>> No.8998318

>>8997980
Do they not wear any underwear? I swear I can see that kids dicc on the far left.

>> No.8998321
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8998321

>>8996978
that's a molester face if i've ever seen one

>> No.8998338

man this thread got weird

>> No.8998350
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8998350

F

>> No.8998351

>>8998306
wut

>> No.8998360

>>8998065
/pol/: not even once

>> No.8998364

>>8998351
His sister. He has a younger sister. She obviously looks just like him but in girl form. She is not in the photo.

>> No.8998367

>>8998364
i wonder if she is as awkward as he is

>> No.8998371

>>8998321
>a priest must be manly and fashionable or he's a child molester
This kind of bullshit is probably what drove him to choose a life of celibacy

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[ERROR]

hnggg

>> No.8998380

>>8998367
I dunno. The way I see it, he's doing something him and a lot of other people love and he enjoys it. May not be something you or every one is into, but it works for him and those that enjoy his videos. I try not to judge others because I have plenty of my own faults and attributes. It's what makes us unique.

>> No.8998404

>>8998376

>that camera angle

his dad must be like 7 feet tall

>> No.8998421

I wish the travel channel would give him a show.

could you imagine????

>> No.8998450

>>8995608
>roe.png
>venti cup of water

I love this picture. Dude is fucking broke ass.

>> No.8998460

>>8998306
that's just reviewbra during his short lived gender fluid phase, stop posting false information

>> No.8998483

>>8998404

Or standing on stairs, which is more likely considering how small and frail his son is?

>> No.8998633

>>8998360
What does /pol/ have to do with this you cunt? Reviewbrah is literally /pol/'s guy anyway

>> No.8998642

>>8996787
faggot

>> No.8998653

>>8997578
>He's a slightly successful autistic loser. Not hard to understand why so many faggots here slobber over this fetal alcohol syndrome looking fuck.
WoWoWoWoWoWoWoW

>> No.8998659

>>8998321
>a molester face if i've ever seen one
and you've seen many

>> No.8998741

>>8995661
wtf

>> No.8998821

>>8998376
God dammit, I've never said this about another man before but reviewbrah is downright adorable.

>> No.8998847

>>8995608
McDonald’s sources its fresh ingredients from the same places my supermarket does. Bagged Greens? Yes. Blueberries from the Central Valley? Done. Major Brand Apple Slices? You got it. Also, the egg McMuffins are made with eggs that are cracked right onto the griddle. Sure the strawberry banana smoothie has a lot of sugar in it, but so do smoothies everywhere else and the ones at McDonald’s have the most vitamin C. For the record, my kids order the small strawberry-banana smoothie which is a 12 oz drink clocking in at 210 calories.Not to mention the fruit and walnut salad, a great snack for kids. It is the most hidden item on the menu. Even most employees don’t realize it’s there, but if you ask for it by name, they can find it. Above all, the kitchens and pantries at McDonald’s are immaculate.

>> No.8998896

>>8998376
WHY IS THIS MILF SO LEWD!!!

>> No.8998907

>>8998821
Why did you kill this kid's cat dude wtf?

>> No.8998935

>>8997579
I can actually imagine reviewbrah himself saying this. Is it you, reviewbreh?

>> No.8998944 [DELETED] 

>>8997604
why did you quote 2 different people and then talking like it's one and the same?

>> No.8998953

>>8997604
why did you quote 2 different people and then talk like it's just one person?

>> No.8998970

>>8996009
Anyone have caps of that thread?

>> No.8999000

>>8998907
It was the only way to get senpai to notice me

>> No.8999176

Say what you will.

If reviewbrah was handsome, he would be the most alpha chivalrous, classy gentleman swimming in pussy.

Just because he is less attractive he seems awkward. He is a good man. and he will find a good girl

>> No.8999213

>>8995675
>>8995672
lil john detected

>> No.8999214

>>8997579
>reviewing a review of a reviewer
now THIS is autism

>> No.8999225

>>8999214
>doesn't post the "we are reaching autism levels that should be possible" image

Im sorry but im going to have to give you a one point oh out of ten.

>> No.8999410

Too much breading

>> No.8999412

>>8995608

sad, that sandwich did look pretty good

>> No.8999441

>>8997761
>"Hello everybody, this is MREing on Empty....Hiss or Miss"

>> No.8999457
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8999457

>>8995608
Could his dad be Bobby Flay?

>> No.8999482

>>8996978
No one noticed Jeb in a bishop outfit?

>> No.8999486

>>8999482
Can't notice what doesn't look like it's there.

>> No.8999511

>>8998935
I think so

>> No.8999515

>>8998970
his cat got killed with antifreeze it died while at the vet, so no nobody has caps of that thread

>> No.8999553

Reviewbrah is a poor mans Joey

Joey is food reviewkino

>> No.8999561

>>8999553
The most benefit Joey can do to the world is have a starving family live off his carcass for a month.

>> No.8999594

>>8999561
Reviewbrah is the exact same except the family would only have like a brunch

>> No.8999607

>>8999594
Their genre of food reviewer is pretty goddamn worthless, yeah.
Reviewbrah doesn't disgust me to gaze upon though.

>> No.8999624

>>8999553
>reviewkino
Faggot.

>> No.8999777

>>8996606
>t. Subservient Kowtowing Dog

A cat chooses, a slave obeys

>> No.8999812

>>8999777
Fucken checked dogs BTFO

>> No.8999813

>>8999777
goddam three nines n three sevens!

>> No.8999928

>>8998642
no u

>> No.8999938
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8999938

it looks so good in the photos.

>> No.8999985

>>8999938
Just like the filet o fish looks good in photos, and when you get it you think "wow I could've made a better looking sandwich with some frozen fish sticks and a bun"

>> No.8999994

>>8999985
I live off fish stick sandwiches.

100 fishsticks for $5... i dont care if they are processed carp heads. they taste good.

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>>8995628
>>8995665
>>8995669
>>8995672
>>8995673
>>8995677
>>8995829
>>8995832
>>8995934
>>8996009
>>8996022
https://yuki.la/pol/83515137

I'm not the stalker, I just know how to google.

>> No.9001042

>>8999000
Why has no one checked my double trips? /ck/ is the worst board

>> No.9001078

>>8998360
Ask me how I know how new you are

>> No.9001165

>>8998306
Jesus Christ the resemblance in uncanny

>> No.9001438

>>8996917
>tfw can't be tenderly revoewed

Why even live famtachi?

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>>8997572
Hey kid, you should try some NutNFancy.

>> No.9001493

>>9000710
Jesus, that was a trip.

>> No.9001697

>>9000710
This made me so unhappy. holy shit poor dude.

>> No.9001704
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9001704

Why was he crying?

>> No.9001720

blah blah blah stalker etc.

what's that mcdonalds item? I don't recognize it and I end up eating there a lot since there's one near work and my lunch break is short

>> No.9001749

>>9000710
wew lad, remember kids becoming 4chan famous is always a mistake

>> No.9001902

>>9001704
thinkgen about takeout

>> No.9001955

>>8997674
Iirc there are more subways than McDonald's which is even crazier

>> No.9002073

>>9001704
thingken of aussie radio :(

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>>9002073
Ah the libs.
Probably making personal millions from chink bribes. Our GDP is like 1.45 trillion USD.
Would've cost them 700k USD annually to keep the transmitters on.
Probably literally condemned hundreds of pacific islanders to eventual death without such a reliable disaster transmission available.

I mean I ain't for the preservation of shitty people at personal cost and shit, but this is like a circle of dozens of aristocrats denying a starving homeless person a buck.
Again not that you need to give them money, but when you plead humanitarian rights elsewhere it's just a joke.

Fuck the libs so hard. At least with Tone we had a respectable leader at the cost of taking the Chink dick. But they took that away from us as well.

>> No.9002226

>>9001704
They put it on a stick.

>> No.9002259

>>9002164
>Southern Hemisphere Anglo politics

We do NOT care

>> No.9002275

>>8995661
I admire its purity...A survivor. Unclouded by delusions of morality or remorse. It is...The perfect organism.

>> No.9002282

>>8995661
Jesus Christ...

>> No.9002295

>>8995661
What's this from?

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>>8996606

>> No.9002305

>>9002295
it was on reddit last week. some dude's hobby project or something

>> No.9002311

>>8998847

I know you're a shill but their oatmeal is the best menu item

>> No.9002316

>>8996978
Fucking KEK he looks exactly like (what I'm assuming is) his mother.

>> No.9002341

>>8996009
he mentioned someone killed his friend cat last week...