/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8985550]

>mfw Americucks call basic food 'artisan'

[Anonymous No.8985564]

>mfw Ameicucks claim Mexican food is Tex-Mex

[Anonymous No.8985569]

>>8985550
>>8985564
Samefag. Also if you were non-American and seem to despise them, why would you be posting Beavis and Butthead, an American cartoon?

[Anonymous No.8985575]

>>8985569
Of course it was me that posted both genius. I also never said anything about entertainment. This is the food and cooking board you fucking moron, I'm limiting my criticism to food and cooking.

[Anonymous No.8985580]

>mfw Americucks pronounce 'herb'

[Anonymous No.8985590]

>mfw Americucks call pommes frites 'fries'

[Anonymous No.8985596]

>mfw Americucks are absurdly obese and retarded

[Anonymous No.8985604]

>mfw

[Anonymous No.8985612]

wew, that scratched my shitpost itch. Feels like the quiet peace a few minutes after orgasm.

[Anonymous No.8985725]

>>8985550
>mfw americucks think pateurized cheese products and uncultured butter are superior

[Anonymous No.8985740]

>>8985725
>mfw europoors die of poisoning from unpasteurized cheese products

[Anonymous No.8985763]

>>8985740
>mfw Americucks have such weak immune systems they can't even enjoy the smell of their own farts without a billion dollar healthcare plan

[Anonymous No.8985785]

>mfw Americucks make Kinder Eggs illeagal because the parents are too busy shooting niggers and smoking crack to prevent their autistic, unvaccinated kids from swallowing plastic toys

[Anonymous No.8985787]

>>8985763
>mfw europoors have such weak immune systems that they die of poisoning from unpasteurized cheese products

[Anonymous No.8985793]

>>8985787
>mfw Americucks refer to cheese as cheese product

[Anonymous No.8985801]

>>8985793
>mfw europoors refer to this as "food"

[Anonymous No.8985815]

>>8985801
Ya fucked that one up, you need a face to say mfw you tit

[Anonymous No.8985821]

>mfw Americucks

[Anonymous No.8985824]

>mfw when americucks think authentic italian pizza comes in a box because it has a picture of an "italian" chef on it.

[Anonymous No.8985833]

>>8985824
Fuck sake, just finished scolding the Americuck and some continental faggot fucks it up by posting a mfw without a face. I'm suspicious you are the Americuck trying to cover your failure. I'm almost certain actually.

[Anonymous No.8985836]

>>8985580
Erbs

[Anonymous No.8985839]

>mfw americucks chug 1 litre of HFCS/day

[Anonymous No.8985841]

>>8985836
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8985846]

>eurofags will never know the pleasure of peeps milk

[Anonymous No.8985849]

>mfw Americuck 'chocolate'

[Anonymous No.8985851]

>>8985833
The chef has a face, fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.8985852]

>>8985815
>mfw europoors can't even into basic zoom functionality

[Anonymous No.8985857]

>>8985550
Shouldn't you be focused on the Muslim epidemic and not what Americans call food?

Isis just keeps gunning you fags down little by little man

[Anonymous No.8985861]

>>8985846
>mfw Americucks need milk flavoured because they are all fucking children and fucking their own children

[Anonymous No.8985864]

>>8985550
when you have more than meat and flour to work with, things get fancy quick

[Anonymous No.8985874]

>>8985852
>mfw Americucks won the war but weebs are your future

[Anonymous No.8985879]

>mfw americucks think ham is a chunk of hormone and antibiotic raised pork injected with a chemical solution, tumbled and packaged in plastic.

[Anonymous No.8985881]

>>8985864
Please enlighten me to any north American cuisine that doesn't have a parallel in the old world. I am dying to hear what you have to say.

[Anonymous No.8985883]

>>8985874
>mfw Americans won the war

[Anonymous No.8985888]

>>8985883
American attention span. No wonder you elected Putins love slave.

[Anonymous No.8985893]

>>8985888
I'd ask you where you're from but we both know your country doesn't matter on the world stage.

[Anonymous No.8985895]

>>8985881
lol, apparently enlightening you wont be hard, if thats all you know. how about you enlighten me on the origins of potatoes, or tomatoes, or any number of culinary staples in the modern world

:)

blessed me, not being condemned to 10000 iterations of food based on meat and flour

[Anonymous No.8985909]

>>8985861
>tfw eurofags can legally fuck kids

[Anonymous No.8985924]

>>8985893
Sorry, I'm sure you matter to McDonalds TM.

>>8985895
Ironic to hear from a burger. Your cheese is awful. Your mutated tomatoes are fatter than your mother. Your sauces are all based on covering the flavour of terrible produce and your 'craft' beers are swill. You are also all ugly, you pay for plastic surgery but it doesn't disguise your rotten souls. The only people worse than you are the Chinese but at least they have good food.

[Anonymous No.8985929]

>>8985924
what? how was any of that relevant? could you please backtrack to your point about old country food?

grinding your gears to damage control that quickly is going to give you a seizure

[Anonymous No.8985937]

>>8985929
Damage control? You replied in about 15 seconds. We know who was damaged. Yanks are disgusting and sub-human. If a Caliphate is coming to Europe I'd prefer it to your pandering bullshit. Yanks, spineless cowards.

[Anonymous No.8985941]

>>8985937
calls me spineless but runs from a conversation with his bare ass showing the second it challenges him

[Anonymous No.8985945]

>>8985924
>can't even alt-code™ properly
your shitposting game is weak and your country is irrelevant

Our politics is news in your country because the people of your country care about what we do

[Anonymous No.8985950]

>>8985941
Enlighten me on what I was challenged about? I said Yanks have no native foods that aren't from Europe or at best South America and then I stated everything wrong with your people.

>>8985945
True, how do I alt-code?

[Anonymous No.8985955]

>>8985950
europe was a culinary wasteland, and still is by most metrics

[Anonymous No.8985973]

>>8985950
Dunno how your keyboards are set up but put on the num lock and hold the alt-key, then type out an order of numbers on the number pad before letting the alt key go
alt-0153 is ™
You can google different codes, a surprising number of them work in games and other things that have text input

[Anonymous No.8985989]

You realize "artisan" is a marketing term, right? You know as well as I do that marketers are not real people.

[Anonymous No.8986010]

>>8985973
didn't work? It is just a standard qwerty

>>8985955
lol

[Anonymous No.8986027]

>>8985973
™™ should have read the image, I didn't have num lock on. Cool stuff, thanks

[Anonymous No.8986064]

Tfw eurocucks wont be calibrating memorial day and enjoying some bbq

[Anonymous No.8986081]

>>8986064
>eating what looks like diseased meat
Hey, at least those Eurocucks eat better than you do on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.8986082]

>>8986064
Calibrate that meat, homie hell yeah god bless this mess

[Anonymous No.8986087]

>>8986064
>americucks think they are the only ones who know how to use a grill
lmao

[Anonymous No.8986098]

>>8986064
>tfw my eurocuck meat isn't filled with chemicals that make you docile and meek

[Anonymous No.8986106]

>mfw Americucks can't mount a decent defensive argument

[Anonymous No.8986126]

Let's get this thread back on the original track.

>mfw americucks think chemical flour sponge in cellophane is bread.

[Anonymous No.8986127]

>>8986098
>>8986098
Keep crying faggot meat is strait from the family farm no chemicals added

[Anonymous No.8986133]

>>8986127
>strait
I bet it is you retarded inbreed

[Anonymous No.8986142]

>>8986127
Nice paved roads faggot, even farms have paved roads where I'm from. Hint; not from fucking hicksville you mutant

[Anonymous No.8986153]

>mfw Amerilards try and distance themselves from the eternal Anglo

[Anonymous No.8986154]

>>8986126
>mfw americucks call burgers haute cuisine

[Anonymous No.8986159]

>>8986153
That greek cunt is a fucking legend. Anyone who asks an African if they still throw spears at each other is OK in my book.

[Anonymous No.8986163]

>daily OBSESSION thread

[Anonymous No.8986166]

>mfw americucks call plastic 'cheese'

[Anonymous No.8986181]

>>8986163
I can almost see your point but then the other day I had to point out to someone else who said that that there were 8 threads about British food or chefs in the catalogue. The obsession seems a little one sided if you take into account the user base. /brit/ is also easily the most popular thread on /int/. Face it, the obsession is real but it is yanks obsessed with the UK.

[Anonymous No.8986190]

>>8986181
Will americucks ever recover from this?

[Anonymous No.8986193]

[Anonymous No.8986201]

>>8986193
I ain't gay or nuthin but that mofo smooth as fuck. Wanna lick him. In a strait way.

[Anonymous No.8986202]

Dont need a tar driveway that gets ripped up when the plows drive on it. Beside i sleep well knowing i have millions in land value alone and pay very little in taxes compared to your shithole , enjoy getting blacked by the refuges moving being forced down on you by your goverment

[Anonymous No.8986206]

>>8986202
Ment for
>>8986142

[Anonymous No.8986215]

>>8986181
Talking about British chefs is not the same as talking about the UK in general. Also I'm 90% sure those "British cuisine" threads are created by Brits or other Europeans. Meanwhile, completely neutral threads still fall victim to anti-US shitposting.

[Anonymous No.8986216]

>>8986087
>grilling
Thats not grilling thats bbqing

[Anonymous No.8986221]

>>8986202
Good for you, if I am ever injured on a farm an ambulance will be able to reach me on a paved road and I won't have to pay 10 million bucks for a few stitches. I won't have to pay for a fucking heart transplant either. My friends won't either because we aren't selfish cunts that cry about helping others and our selves with taxes. I am eternally grateful that my people don't have your backward mentality on taxes.

[Anonymous No.8986241]

>>8986221
All you yuppies seem to be missimformed on american healthcare if you have a fulltime job its almost always a non issue for paying that shit, since most have good benefit plans. And if you think an ambulance cant dive on a gravel road i dont even know where to tell you to go to learn some common sense

[Anonymous No.8986258]

>tfw eurofags can't catch 70 carp at a time and throw all but 3 in a ditch to rot

[Anonymous No.8986260]

>>8986221
That's because in the US the "peoples" congress is bought and paid for by the top 5% who demand increasing taxes on the middleclass and poor while cutting their own. Americucks forget in the 50's, the greatest period of expansion in americuck history, the extremely wealthy were taxed at 90%.

[Anonymous No.8986272]

>>8986241
Is this what they call damage control? You get your health insurance by giving up some of your pay but the moment it is taxes you stamp your feet like a child. Yanks are absolute morons. You want a good country but your not willing to chip in. Cunts. As for the ambulance part, just because it can doesn't mean it should. In Europe the cost of repairs would be covered by taxes but in yank land the cost is added to your healthcare plans. One way or another your still fucking paying.

[Anonymous No.8986299]

>>8986272
Paying 1200 a year for a health care plan vs 50+ in income taxes along with sales taxes too ill take my plan over yours i pay for my own and not some fat leech or subhuman that pumps out a baby ever godamn 9 months.

[Anonymous No.8986317]

>mfw americucks live in suburban neighborhoods with 1/4 acre+ that have rules forbidding vegetable gardens and require residents to dump bayer and dow chemical poisons all over their yard to maintain a 1950's concept of beauty.

[Anonymous No.8986326]

>>8986299
It is impossible to make people like you understand. You are just too narrow minded..

Example. Some kid born in poverty, no support from society, becomes a criminal. Robs your house for thousands of bucks worth. If he had a chance and was supported he might have done something with his life. It would have cost society less than a penny each to help but now he cost you thousands.

[Anonymous No.8986328]

>>8986326
No, it is you who don't understand. People like him want an excuse to shoot someone. They consider the alternative "social engineering" which is on par with naziism.

[Anonymous No.8986334]

>>8986328
I'll give the guy the same chance I would give the kid in my example.

[Anonymous No.8986338]

>>8986326
He doesn't cost me anything due to homeowners insurance and i get the pleasure of shooting someone invading my home

Also this
>>8986328

[Anonymous No.8986339]

>>8986159
>>“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
>- To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes.

[Anonymous No.8986340]

>>8986272
That's because when the wealthy buy the congress, taxes on the top 5% are reduced while the middle and lower class gets ye ol' assblasting. If taxes were increased on the top 10% the US could easily have universal healthcare just like the rest of the civilized world. Hell, the US ranks 37th in healthcare according to the WHO, 2 positions above Cuba ffs, and we're fixing to go down even further. Much better to give Israel trillions than take care of your own people.

[Anonymous No.8986353]

>>8986338
homeowners insurance

Like I said, you are paying one way or another.

Also, I love how cowardly gun users are. If someone broke into my home I wouldn't need a gun because I'm not a pussy.

[Anonymous No.8986373]

>>8986353
Ok keep that in mind when Tyrone and his fellow silverback pack come into your home over power you or shoot you with there hipoint then take turns gang raping your girlfriend while you watch

And homowners insurance also gives me more that i pay in, i get alot of tornados in my area but you wouldnt know anything about those

[Anonymous No.8986404]

>>8986373
Luckily the blacks in my country integrated and don't suffer the extreme poverty of cunts refusing to accept taxes when they have 'millions worth of land'. I'm not excusing the actions of the monkey cunts in yank land though.But you can't seriously think it would be worse if taxes were higher and better spent.

[Anonymous No.8986407]

>>8986373
Do gun nuts develop these rape fantasies as a result of their alternative lifestyle, or does immersion in an alternative lifestyle give rise to the fantasies?

[Anonymous No.8986426]

>>8986407
I actually like BDSM/rape porn. Ruskies are far more likely than anyone else. I don't include japs because they are just fucked.

[Anonymous No.8986443]

>88 posts
>15 unique posters

[Anonymous No.8986446]

>mfw white people start politics in a food thread

[Anonymous No.8986450]

>>8986443
probably about 40 posts from me desu, I've been on a shitpost rampage.

[Anonymous No.8986453]

Its delicious btw

[Anonymous No.8986456]

>>8986453
What is it? Gator? Ostrich? Loch Ness Monster?

[Anonymous No.8986460]

>>8986450
Same ive just been pretending to care about politicals

[Anonymous No.8986467]

>>8986460
Sheeet, so it has just been us? We should get married. I call husband, you're the wife.

[Anonymous No.8986493]

>>8986450
I've posted @ 5 times. There are too many things that suck about my country and they need to be displayed so people can learn.

[Anonymous No.8986525]

>>8986493
Posting on 4chan isn't likely to help but I suppose it is better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.8986539]

>>8986407
Yes, it would never happen living in the country because nignogs know countryfolk have guns. Having said that, there are feral bands of nignogs attacking people in Memphis. It's routinely on the news. So whenever I travel the 40 miles there, I'm packing.

[Anonymous No.8986564]

>be ameericuck
>eat lead
>mfw