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8980881 No.8980881 [Reply] [Original]

anyone here tried this new burger? i absolutely gotta have it, i'm literally willing to move from de pere wisconsin to san francisco just to eat this burger on a daily basis and i'm not even kidding.

>> No.8980891

>>8980881
Do Americans really eat this shit?

>> No.8980894

>>8980891
Beef? Yeah.

>> No.8980901

>>8980881
Hey man hit up a Super America. They've had these on their roller grill for years.

>> No.8980902

>>8980881
I love that they used a hambeast to promote it. Look at me Im 500 pounds, a burger in a different shape is incredible!

too bad it's just a different shape and nothing more than a normal burger

>> No.8980903

>>8980902
>maybe i'm geeking out as a chef but i've never seen a golden crust like that

>chef

hahaha

>> No.8980904

>>8980881
what kind of shit gimmick is that

>> No.8980908

>>8980901
>Super America
literally shit

>> No.8980910

She's a "chef" and she's impressed by that "golden crust" that a person just promoted from dish to line could easily do on his first shift?

>> No.8981072

Chef John made a video for this like 3 years ago

>> No.8981075
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8981075

i can see that

>> No.8981360

>>8980881
>pinnacle of american gastronomy.webm

>> No.8981371

A hamburger... Shaped like a HOT DOG!?! Inconceivable!

>> No.8981372

>>8980881
>No tomatoes

>> No.8981381

>>8980881
I love how they only show close-ups. Never the whole shape, which is it's selling point.

>> No.8981404
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8981404

>restaurant has a dumb gimmick
>this is worth putting on TV

Why is Food Network so shit? Why won't they stop playing Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives? Why do I have to go to Cooking Channel to see reruns of Good Eats and even then they barely even play it?

>> No.8981418

>>8981075
kek

>> No.8982797

>>8980902
If she's five hundred pounds she must really like it, give it a shot

>> No.8982806
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8982806

>>8980881
>calls herself a chef
>has never seen a golden crust like that

>> No.8982822

all that fat...

>> No.8982830

>>8980881
>1080x1080

What in the unholy fuck

>> No.8982838
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8982838

Isn't this just chevapi in a long bun?

>> No.8982840

>>8980881
>shredded lettuce on a burg
Blasphemy.

>> No.8982872

>>8980901
How many Super America's are left? I know of exactly one. The rest are Speedways if they're company owned, or Marathons if they're franchised.

>> No.8982895

>>8981372
I came here to make the same post. It needs two slices of tomato cut in half with two halves on each side of the bun.

>> No.8982901

I like big fat girls. Fatty fat fatsos, feels good to be on top of one pounding away with all that soft fatty flesh.

>> No.8982902

>>8981404
The cooking shows on PBS are much better than Food Network. They are more like the stuff from Food Network before "Celebrity Chefs" actually became a thing. This is especially true is you get multiple PBS channels OTA.

>> No.8982910
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8982910

It's just a fucking long hamburger. What the fuck. It doesn't even look that good. That lettuce looked downright nasty.

>> No.8982936

>>8981075
Beat me to it lmao

>> No.8982940

>Hipster shithole copies a crappy burger king item
>WOW SO INNOVATIVE ITS AMAZING!

>> No.8982944

>>8980891
things shaped like other things? Yeah.

>> No.8982959

>>8982901
The smells though.. wafting up from a poorly maintained gash and shit pipe

>> No.8982964

>but i stay for the food

yeah i fucking bet you fat bitch

>> No.8982988

>>8980881
Looks tasty, but then you can't add a patty on easily if you want to be fatter.

I don't eat hamburgers with less than a half-pound of beef.

>> No.8983009
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8983009

>Bar with a Ham Dogg(ie/er)™
>Worth putting on TV

https://youtu.be/TzJ3bPWWAVI

>> No.8983057

>>8980881

That woman looks like she likes the doggy sauce, if you know what I mean.

>> No.8983059

>>8980881
Why is that woman so obese?

>> No.8983127

>>8982838

Yes. I don't think they know glorious cevaps in North America

>> No.8983274

>>8980881
It's a fucking big mac shaped like a hot dog. I bet that would get bigger success than burger king's long cheeseburger

>> No.8983286

>>8983059
She's American

>> No.8984131

>>8983286
Ahh thanks for confirming my suspicion

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8984136

>>8980881
how are you this enticed by this buzz feed tier video lmao? you can literally make this monstrosity at your home for cheaper and not look like a piece of shit for buying it in a restaurant.

>> No.8984143
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8984143

For me it's that loooooooong chicken

>> No.8984435

>>8981075
10/10 in murrica

>> No.8984459

>>8984143
For me it's the long pig.

>> No.8984488

>>8980881
the middle bite is my favorite though

>> No.8984520

>>8983009
he literally says american cheese at 1:11 i thought it was a meme

>> No.8984950

>>8980881
These will never have that god tier snap when you bite em. :/

>> No.8985005

>>8984520
why did you think american cheese was a meme?

>> No.8985009

>>8984143
this is the number 1 chicken sandwich from any fast food place