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Hello this is Chef John from FOOD wishes dot come wiiiiith...

Yooou reading this my voice! That's right, if you ever wonder what it would be like reading this in my voice, now you know!

>> No.8974298

>>8974285
You are after all the Charlie Sheen of this meme

>> No.8974324

You are the chef John, of being anon!

>> No.8974333

The old sage sage aaand the ooold tappa tappa

>> No.8974498

>>8974333
>The old sage sage
Made me chukle

>> No.8974517

>adds cayenne

>> No.8974531

>>8974285
A little B of C

>> No.8974541

Is it just a meme or is Chef John really a huge stoner on the dl?

>> No.8974544

>>8974541
Well you are the nasty cunt of your blunt.

>> No.8974556

>>8974541
>Just give it a little of the old rolla, rolla
>And theere wee go, a great little spliff

>> No.8974583

>>8974517
>implying a pinch of heat doesn't improve almost any recipe if you aren't a giant pussy

>> No.8974588

>>8974556
I bet Chef John puts cayenne in his spliffs too

>> No.8974591

>>8974583
Quit shitposting John

>> No.8974630

Chef John is my favorite western cuisine youtuber. Post favorite recipes please he has too many.

>> No.8974725

>>8974588
The ol' spicy lung

>> No.8974799

>>8974630
His Irish cheddar biscuits are fucking amazing
and easy

>> No.8975911

>>8974630
Fave eastern?

>> No.8976322

>>8974285
Buy imported and authentic parmegiano regiano you dirty poorfags!

>> No.8976343

[blues piano starts playing]

>> No.8976353

>>8976322
>fell for this meme
>bought it
>it literally smells
>exactly like
>stank, unwashed, acidic
>PUSSY

almost made me fucking throw up, and doesnt taste ANY better than the $4 manufactured kind

>> No.8976362

>>8974630
eggplant bacon

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8976411

>>8974517

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8976418

Chef John will bless you with delicious food and healthy living but only if you type "CAYENNE RHYMES IMPROVE LIFESPAN TIMES" in this thread

>> No.8976432

>>8974285
I have no idea what this guy's voice sounds like

>> No.8976449

>>8974630
His tomato bisque and mocha pots de creme are both special

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8976525

>>8974588

>> No.8976614

>>8976343
*red letter media theme plays*

>> No.8976619

>>8976525
truly a G

>> No.8976627

>scrapes fork on crispy fried surface

>> No.8976646

>>8976614
They're both on the royalty-free music grind

>>8976627
Chef John does everything he can for you to experience his food without actually letting you taste it

>> No.8976649
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8976649

Say it with me..

HOT Roux
COLD Milk
NO Lumps

>> No.8976663

How can I find a personal chef that is exactly like Chef John?

>> No.8976690

>>8976649
and here I was being GRADUAL with my liquid like a sucker.

>> No.8976921

>>8976322
>>8976353
>he's not buying grana padano that's basically parmesan but cheap
>he thinks anyone (including himself) will ever be able to tell the difference

>> No.8976929

>>8974630
my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6OSMbfhIao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJtDt1piZTw

>> No.8976931

>>8976649

fuck all that shit I have an immersion blender

>> No.8976935

how about that one where he got paid to shill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJtEmLCtfVQ

>> No.8976937

>>8976929
also like his oven fried wings recipe

it actually works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDVg0u2YQ7Q

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8977132

>watch his pizza sauce recipe
>this seems pretty cool and not that complicated
>read the comments
>everybody is losing their shit because he used anchovies
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IcEyz5kAww

>> No.8978035

Chef John is my favorite cooking personality. Something about his dry humor and voice.

>> No.8978057

>>8978035
His voice is fake Valley Girl. He has a normal voice that he doesn't use but is in his older videos.

>> No.8978088

>>8974630

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxysE5M2GOw

If you've never cooked pasta this way, you need to. So much more flavorful than if you'd just boiled it in water.

This recipe also works awesome with garlic, mushrooms, and kale and/or spinach added in.

>> No.8978096

>>8974285
Chef John can come over and fuck my wife, and beat my kids. No questions asked.

>> No.8978677

Reading all /ck/ posts in Chef John's voice makes this board infinitely better, even the McDonalds shitposting.

>> No.8978738

>>8978035
>>8978057
yeah, his inflections are faked, unfortunately. still the best food youtuber.

>> No.8978839

>>8978088

Made this for a girl, got laid, deserved it. Do be careful with the salt, though.

>> No.8978846

>>8976353
>pussy makes you throw up

Spotted the queer

>> No.8978970

>>8976921
But it does taste differently, grana padano is closer to pecorino

>> No.8979193

>>8976418
CAYENNE RHYMES IMPROVE LIFESPAN TIMES