/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8973917]

>"people who like ketchup and their shitty palates"
>grabs the nearest bottle of French's radioactive waste enhanced "mustard"
>*PLLFFFFFTTTPLFFTFFFFPLFFFFFTTT
>"how could ANYBODY put ketchup on their processed raccoon meat wiener dog?"
>*SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTPPFFLLLTTTTT
>"disgusting 5 year olds"
>*PLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSQUIRRRRRRRRRRRT
>"only us godly palates choose mustard"
>*PLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Reminder that these are the people who care that some people like ketchup.

[Anonymous No.8973929]

>>8973917
>"people who like mustard and their shitty palates"
>grabs the nearest bottle of Heinz's radioactive waste enhanced "ketchup"
>*PLLFFFFFTTTPLFFTFFFFPLFFFFFTTT
>"how could ANYBODY put mustard on their processed raccoon meat wiener dog?"
>*SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTPPFFLLLTTTTT
>"disgusting 5 year olds"
>*PLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSQUIRRRRRRRRRRRT
>"only us godly palates choose ketchup"
>*PLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Reminder that these are the people who care that some people like mustard.

[Anonymous No.8973936]

>>8973917
Yeah French's probs isn't mustard. Tastes like vinegar paste.
Quality mustard is GOAT

[Anonymous No.8973962]

>>8973917
there's nothing wrong with any condiment, except miracle whip. they all taste fine if you're not just completely drowning your food in it. i would prefer ketchup to have less sugar though, and some sweet spices like clove. i've made homemade ketchup with clove before and it's really nice.

[Anonymous No.8973971]

Childhood is eating hotdogs with condiments
Adulthood is eating hotdog sandwiches plain, meat and bun

[Anonymous No.8974340]

>>8973971
Ha you are like little baby.
True adulthood is eating only condiments because your fridge is empty and you have no money for fancy weiners

[Anonymous No.8974355]

>>8974340

[Anonymous No.8974365]

>>8973971

Nah, you got that backwards bud. When I was young, I really would eat the plain hot dogs. If it was a good meat, it was fine, tasted good. As I got older, I sought a more diversified taste, which also made even lower quality meats taste fine.

Ketchup and mustard on a dog makes for a mighty fine bite.

[Anonymous No.8974371]

mustard is literally many many thousands of years older than ketchup and also happens to be used on things other than american fast food

why are people so surprised when both mustard and ketchup get exactly the amount of respect they each deserve

[Anonymous No.8974438]

>>8974340
>tfw ate colored sugar right out of the shaker for dinner one time because it was all I had

[Anonymous No.8974522]

>>8973917
>speech marks with meme arrows
NEWFAGGGGGG!

[Anonymous No.8974527]

I ordered a hot dog from some new joint in town today I wont give out the name.
I took one bite out of it as I was walking towards the door on my way out and tasted ketchup.
I turned towards the owner and told him dont ever put ketchup on a hot dog as I tossed it in the trash and walked out the door.

[Anonymous No.8974562]

This. Shit. Right. Here.

[Anonymous No.8974585]

>>8973917
>>8974562
'scuse me, comin through

[Anonymous No.8974613]

>>8974522
>not separating speech from actions from onomatopoeia

retard

[Anonymous No.8974701]

>>8974522
moron

[Anonymous No.8974707]

>>8974701
*moran

[Anonymous No.8974723]

>>8974527
so you didn't even look at it before biting it

[Anonymous No.8974729]

>>8974522
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.8974734]

You're not an adult if you eat shitty yellow mustard

[Anonymous No.8974747]

This is literally how I have felt about the hotdog situation for eons. I watched as people bitched about ketchup masking the flavor of the meat (which is almost never good), but they were okay with a super sour sauce masking the flavor instead of a sweet one. It made no sense to me.

[Anonymous No.8974754]

>>8974747
mustard is less overpowering

[Anonymous No.8974767]

>>8974754
Good mustard. Yellow mustard has a sour, acidic flavor that overpowers anything you put it on making it just taste like yellow mustard.

[Anonymous No.8974781]

*ruins your appetite*

[Anonymous No.8974835]

>>8974781
shake the fucking bottle

[Anonymous No.8974861]

I'm not big on mustard, I use it in very small quantities and usually mix it with mayo or ketchup. I prefer to use dijon when I do.

[Anonymous No.8974882]

>>8974861
>I usually mix it with mayo or ketchup

[Anonymous No.8975004]

>>8973917
Reminder that there are people who don't stir their peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.8975252]

>>8974585
This isn't really that good in my opinion. It's better than nothing, but I would seek out something else. When I got a bottle of this once and used it I felt like I had fallen for a meme.

[Anonymous No.8975416]

>>8973917
>mfw fucking American think that mustard relates to a single sauce
>mfw American believes the literal dog shit they buy at their nearest wallmart can actually be called "mustard"
>mfw Americans eat so much shit that they need to put half a liter of sugar on it (ie ketchup) to make it partially edible.

[Anonymous No.8975850]

>>8974522
>speechmarks
Get raped.

[Anonymous No.8975878]

>>8974767
Well yellow mustard is to real mustards what Pabst Blue Ribbon is to real beers and ales.

>>8974861
I'm imagining a substance that looks like puss with streaks of blood in it.
You are a disgusting human being.

[Anonymous No.8977037]

>>8974723
No because I was headed towards a business meeting downtown

[Anonymous No.8977040]

>>8974522
>uses exclamation points
>calls someone a newfag
Delet yourself

[Anonymous No.8977048]

>not using the greatest mustard of all time

[Anonymous No.8977096]

>>8973962
>"people who like miracle whip and their shitty palates"
>grabs the nearest bottle of Heinz's radioactive waste enhanced "ketchup"
>*PLLFFFFFTTTPLFFTFFFFPLFFFFFTTT
>"how could ANYBODY put miracle whip on their processed raccoon meat wiener dog?"
>*SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTPPFFLLLTTTTT
>"disgusting 5 year olds"
>*PLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSQUIRRRRRRRRRRRT
>"only us godly palates choose ketchup"
>*PLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.8977107]

>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.8977112]

>>8973971
This is how I know you haven't been around kids, and are probably not American. Kids don't like condiments on their hot dogs, and on food in general.

[Anonymous No.8977115]

This is the best mustard I've had in my life.

[Anonymous No.8977120]

>>8977048
It was a bit mild for me.

[Anonymous No.8977123]

>>8975416
Fuck off. You're not funny.

[Anonymous No.8977134]

>>8973917
Ketchup is shit. If you put ketchup on your food, you might as well kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8977139]

>>8977123
t. butthurt ketchup connoisseur

I wasn't trying to be funny, it's literally the only face relatively smug looking I have on my phone, can't be bothered to search for anything else

[Anonymous No.8977216]

>>8977139
If you weren't trying to be funny, then what were you doing? Just being an asshole on the internet?

[Anonymous No.8977237]

>>8977216
idk boy, ask OP

[Anonymous No.8977575]

>not getting your favorite dog on a toasted bun with brown mustard and relish
Why even live

[Anonymous No.8977689]

>>8973917
>French
>Yellow mustard
>Known as English mustard in France, and very rarely used.
Do people think that brand is somehow authentic French Dijon mustard, or is it obvious "French" isn't French?

[Anonymous No.8977768]

>>8977115

How does it compare with the Pommery Mustard? I found that really tasty, albeit very mild.

>>8977689
French's (note the 's) is the company, founded by a guy with the last name French. Everybody knows it's not from France.

[Anonymous No.8977797]

>>8977112
Fuck me mate where are you from? In Ireland/UK kids live off "Red sauce" and it goes on every fast food item possible. A popular sandwich at our subway is plain ham n cheese with ketchup, highschoolers delight.

[Anonymous No.8977802]

>>8977797
>high school
That would be known as secondary school in the U.K.
Nice try, shartacus.

[Anonymous No.8977803]

>>8977107
That Ted talk, ay.

[Anonymous No.8977804]

Marne or maille dijon is GOAT

[Anonymous No.8977832]

>>8974371
Ketchup is the evolution of Garum

[Anonymous No.8977835]

Can anyone tell me why for the past 25 years it was almost impossible to buy heinz mustard in stores this shit is cocaine

[Anonymous No.8978995]

>>8977804
>Mosterd
>Scherp
I laughed harder than I should have.