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8966622 No.8966622 [Reply] [Original]

Where's the stream?

>> No.8966626

Have you tried wsmv.com?

>> No.8966635

>>8966626

Yes idiot

>> No.8966640

>>8966635
Glad I can help!

>> No.8966648

They haven't figured out streaming in tenn. yet.

>> No.8966661

>>8966648
Na, OP is just stupid and doesn't know how time works.

>> No.8967146

Is Jack going to be as cool when he becomes mainstream?
hope so, but not holding my breath

>> No.8967302

>>8967146
People will catch onto the fact he doesn't know what he's doing. He will be relegated back to YouTube videos and ja/ck/ threads.

>> No.8967504

he is
so
fucking
ugly

>> No.8967604
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8967604

Wrong, he is a beautiful frogman

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>>8967302
that will be a great day

>> No.8967629

>>8967504
have you seen him with his hat off? the shape of his head is unnatural

>> No.8967651
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>>8967629
Hmm...

>> No.8969036

Faggot Predators bandwagoner

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>>8969036
Excuse me

>> No.8969233

>>8967619
Literally (not figuratively) looked like vomit when he poured it out of the saucepan.

>> No.8969257
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the first results that pop up when you google jack scalfani lel

>> No.8969456

>>8969036
Where does he mention the Preds?

>> No.8969463 [DELETED] 

>>8966622
Reported.
Enjoy your ban.
Faggot.

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>>8969463
>serving bans
nobody does this m80

>> No.8969569

Why is he on tv.. he has 38k subs this fucker has no clue wtf he is doing he had to return the smokers and the bbq he got for free because he did not do a giveaway

>> No.8969571

>>8969569
Because it's funny. Why do you tumblr newfags not understand this? Everyone knows he's a disgusting oaf. Take a clue.

>> No.8969575

https://youtu.be/GW2_ZfxURwo

>> No.8969684

So this is the second time he's been on TV. I figured getting humiliated the first time would've been enough for him, but I guess not.

>> No.8970121

>>8969569
>runs a sweepstakes
>violates federal law by disallowing women from winning it on the down low
>announces this to his audience to virtue signal his strong christian morals

He's not a bright guy, but he's the best we (4chan's food and cooking board) got

>> No.8970231

Currently at work and just happen to be talking about this guy to an voworker

Was wondering if somebody can post the raw chicken and hamburger webms please?

>> No.8970244

>>8969569
>38k subs

Do you remember on that Texas investors club how he didnt want to give up shares in his youtube business? LOL I bet with the new ad rev changes he barely makes anythin from his channel now. Who knew his terrible sauces would be the reall money maker?

>> No.8970245

>>8969684
was the first time when he talked about choking his son

>> No.8970249
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>>8970231
bon apple teef

>> No.8970255
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>>8970231

>> No.8970263
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>>8970245
that was a podcast made by other people that go to his church
Jack had been on youtube for like 8 years and already on tv at that point

>> No.8970270

>>8970249
I bet he paid over a hundred dollars for this knife

>> No.8970305

>>8970121

what the hell are you talking about

>> No.8970349

>>8970305
He went on a tour of BBQ joints in TN. In a wrap up video he told the audience that if a woman had won the raffle he would not have given them the prize because it would be unfair to his wife to travel with a female and spend the night with them in a hotel. This both is discrimination against a protected class, and shows his base audience (fellow church members) that he is putting the sanctity of his marriage first. Please, if you are going to be in Jack threads have some basic knowledge of the happenings in his youtube comment section my friend.

>> No.8970354

>>8970244
>I bet with the new ad rev changes he barely makes anythin from his channel now.

The new changes mostly affect drama channels.

>> No.8970359

>>8970349
>>8970305
sorry, I should say he removed women entrants from the pool, not just a hypothetical if they won situation

>> No.8970413

>>8970349
Makes me wonder what would have happened if it was a Palestinian man that won. Or a woman with a very masculine or gender neutral name.

>> No.8970462

>>8970354
Drama channels, true crime channels, gun channels, reaction channels, extreme left and anti-SJW channels

>> No.8970465

>>8967619
What is that even supposed to be

>> No.8970468

>>8970465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.8970619

>>8970349
>This both is discrimination against a protected class,

Women aren't a protected class when doing contests/raffles. That would be like me (a male) trying to enter Ms. Universe. They even kicked out a trangendered woman (actually a man) from entering a few years ago.

>> No.8970724

>>8970263

oh my god.

how isnt he dead?

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>> No.8970851

>>8970844
Watching jack is like watching bestgore or liveleak: you know something bad is about to go down, you could stop the video and just walk away, but you don't and keep going and the dude still manages to somehow gross you out. Then you ask yourself "Why did I watch that?" but you knew, you knew all along what you were getting into.

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>>8970851
I know what you mean

>> No.8971128

>>8971086
why is literally everything he cooks underdone?

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>>8971128
It's usually under but sometimes hilariously over. There are only a few times where he seems to nail it and I'm sure it's just by accident.

>> No.8971143

>>8970249

speed holes

>> No.8971158

>>8970619
That's a very different thing. Nowhere in the advertisement did he mention it was men only, nor does Grilla Grillz want the publicity associated with bring part of an anti-woman raffle. He breached his contact.

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>>8970349
>tfw /youmustbenewtotheshow/

>> No.8971289

>>8970619
>comparing the ms universe contest to riding around in jacks van eating shitty barbecue.

>saying a tranny would not automatically win ms universe with no other qualification other than her stunning and brave dong in the current year

Check your head bro.

>> No.8971291

>>8970349
He sounds like an extremely hypocritical evangelical faggot, one of the malignancies infecting the south. I'm proud to say I've never once gone, nor will I ever go, to his youtube site.

>> No.8971300

>>8971158
>>8971289
>You can't discriminate against females in a contest!
>well you can...

All this damage control from dumb females and their cucks. Females are in themselves federally protected and you can discriminate based on sex for contests.

>> No.8971306

>>8971300
Females *aren't* in themselves federally protected

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>> No.8971338

>>8971315
This isn't /pol/

>> No.8971362

>>8970249
Why the fuck does he cut backwards? Why does he never put the slightest effort into learning the basics of the craft he's attempting to teach, or any of the details for that matter?

>> No.8971387

>>8970349
He could've just gotten separate rooms and/or invited the woman to bring a friend family member along. What were they staying in a hotel and traveling together for though? Wasn't he just giving away a prize?

>> No.8971400

>>8970724
Ja/ck/ is actually not a human, but a salmonella colony that inhabits his skin and tries to blend into human society.

>> No.8971407

>>8971300
You can't open a contest up to everyone and then privately exclude women. I'm not in on the story though, what was the contest, did the contestants have to pay anything?

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>>8971400

>> No.8971565
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>>8971538

>> No.8971571

>>8971565
Why does he lunge at his food so fiercely? Why does he need to stick out his tongue to guide the food into his mouth? Why does every bite he takes have to fill his entire mouth and cheek area?

>> No.8971581
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>>8971571
The taco is also urinating unendingly.

>> No.8971591

>>8971571
I'm pretty sure the tongue thing is to assist in targeting, otherwise he would probably slam the food into his face.

>> No.8971597

>>8970844

That really triggered my autism.

>> No.8971601

>>8971581
Wa La

>> No.8971604

>>8971591
Nobody else except his family has demonstrated a need to do this. I've worked with people with Downs Syndrome who can put food into their mouths just fine.

>> No.8971621

>>8971407
just a sweepstakes, giving away a BBQ and a road trip with Jack around Tennessee plus 5 meals, sponsored by some BBQ manufacturer
no fee to enter, just a youtube comment saying that you are capable of getting to his city and going on the trip, did not set up the rules as excluding females beforehand but went on to say they were tossed out of the entry in a behind the scenes follow up.

>> No.8971889

>>8970249
>>8971362
A more pertinent question is why the fuck is he cutting chicken with a cheese knife.

>> No.8971971

>>8967604
/r/ing an edit of that gif from ensino man where the bully guy shakes his head but replace him shaking his head with ja/ck/ at the end of this webm

>> No.8971986

>>8970245
He was on a Shark Tank style show called West Texas Investors Club a couple years ago. Made an ass of himself and cried when the hosts called him out for being a dunce.

Anyone who thinks Jack is just acting like a lazy idiot should see it.

>> No.8971999

>>8967604
Is this the only video where he dosn't put his tounge out as a plate for the food before eating it?

>> No.8972008

>>8970844
Apart from the million giant onions, what's wrong with this?

>> No.8972009

>>8971986
>BBQ Sauce producer and salesman
>For show we'll have a BBQ competition
>Cannot BBQ at all, has to get someone to do it for him while he flits about the crowd

he truly is /ourguy/

>> No.8972016

>>8971621
>>8971591

Dunno guys, i've seen it before with people, and it always make me unreasonably angry.

>> No.8972023

>>8972016
As you've seen it IRL, do you have any insight as to why they find it necessary or even practical? All it does is narrow the opening of your mouth, making it harder to squeeze food in.

>> No.8972113

>>8971986
>>8972009
Got a video link? Sounds awesome.

>> No.8972130

>>8972023
not that anon but i think it's so they can taste the food before they swallow it whole to be honest
Like if you eat so much food you're only going to ruin your palate so much where the less-active taste buds are your only way to taste the salt intake-

but i dont think i've ever seen some one that eats with sticking their tongue out that happens to chew their food for longer than like two seconds.
i might be wrong but i think i've seen guy feiri do it a few times

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>>8970249

>> No.8972167

>>8971170
what the fuck is this?

>> No.8972237

>>8971538
He's got the proportions of a baby

>> No.8972238

>>8972167
Bean """"""""salad""""""""

>> No.8972276

>>8972113
It aired on CNBC. I'm not sure if their website does full episodes.

>> No.8972338

>>8971170
tell me about jack, why does he flick the pork fat?

>> No.8972458

>>8967504
he's still got a wife though :')

>> No.8972494

>>8970359
>sorry, I should say he removed women entrants from the pool, not just a hypothetical if they won situation
Where did he say this?

>> No.8972497

>>8971140

why the fuck doesn't he redo the vids where the food comes out bad? |Why does he upload this shit? Why hasn't someone murdered him yet?

So many questions

>> No.8972508

>>8972494
>BBQ Wars Tour Wrap Up
14 minutes in or so he says that women wouldn't be able to win, had they won

>> No.8972519

>>8972508
Fug you're not lying
"There's no way we're driving around with a lady"

>> No.8972549

>>8971591
yeah, he had a stroke lad

>> No.8972612

>>8970851
fucking kek

>> No.8972653

>>8972008
apart from the fact that he put the pasta in the water before it was even close to boiling? it doesn't even look like the water's warm. I'm amazed it didn't just turn to glue.

>> No.8972661

>>8971581
>The taco is also urinating unendingly.
I think it's pissing itself in fear

>> No.8972694

>>8970255
oh baby git it all nice an gewddd

>> No.8972784

>>8967604
>that perfect jawline
>that goatee trimmed to perfection
>that flirtatious eyebrow action

>> No.8972890

>>8972784
are you saying you jack it to king Ja/ck/?
please respond

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>>8972890
>not Ja/ck/ing it

>> No.8972979

>>8972008

different cooking times!
spaghetti takes 6-12 min to cook (boiling water)
to make a fresh sauce you're looking at an minimum of 30min, usually 60min+

>> No.8973014

>>8972008
1. Those various things have different cooking times, not to mention methods
2. You heat the water before putting in the noodles so they cook properly
3. All those things in the pan at once makes everything cook slower, further complicating points 1 and 2

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>>8970263
>>8970255

>> No.8973020
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Just remember the following facts about animal based agriculture

>Animal agriculture is responsible for 18 percent of greenhouse gas emissions
>Livestock is responsible for 65% of all human-related emissions of nitrous oxide – a greenhouse gas with 296 times the global warming potential of carbon dioxide
>Emissions for agriculture projected to increase 80% by 2050.
>US Methane emissions from livestock and natural gas are nearly equal.
>Even without fossil fuels, we will exceed our 565 gigatonnes CO2e limit by 2030, all from raising animals.
>Animal agriculture water consumption ranges from 34-76 trillion gallons annually.
>Growing feed crops for livestock consumes 56% of water in the US.
>2,500 gallons of water are needed to produce 1 pound of beef.
>Livestock or livestock feed occupies 1/3 of the earth’s ice-free land.
> Livestock operations on land have created more than 500 nitrogen flooded deadzones around the world in our oceans.

So remember - the next time you watch a news report, and see something about a deadly drought or famine, an intensely powerful hurricane, the melting of polar sea ice and the ice caps and glaciers, this is all being done so a mentally retarded man from the United States can make dangerously undercooked burgers to shill his mediocre BBQ sauce. If climate change causes such water shortages that India and Pakistan have a nuclear war, killing hundreds of millions and plunging the planet into nuclear winter, the reason this happened is that an obese man with an IQ that has the same number of digits as the celcius temperature of his pan when he fries meat (single digit) wanted to enjoy home-made raw chicken thighs during a sit down meeting with his local genocidal preacher.

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>>8973020

God bless America

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jesus fuck; he actually thinks people would be willing to buy GALON JUGS of his cooking waste repackaged as "sauce" after watching him nearly poison himself over the internet.

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>>8973020

>> No.8973095

>>8973034
I imagine it's just jack's shitty label but the product itself is generic shit that several other "entrepreneurs" also sell with their own labels.

The alternative is Jack has a suicidal amount of debt.

>> No.8973102

>>8971128
Because he only knows two levels of doneness: JUICY and burned to a crisp.

>> No.8973127

>first time on /ck/
>find this thread

This a quality board you guys got here.

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>>8973127
Welcome to Ja/ck/ land, please don't eat anything

>> No.8973134

>>8973128
>Catalog
plz post the one where the monster adds a fuckload of mayo to a cake recipe

>> No.8973152

>>8973034
Who makes those sauces? It can't actually be him. Does he contact it out to some other company? How he makes money is a complete mystery to me? Maybe it's just a money laundering front, Scalfani is Italian, right?

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>>8973134

>> No.8973158

>>8973152
>Scalfani is Italian
American.

>> No.8973166

>>8967146
He's going on a local morning show on an NBC associate network, he's not going mainstream. Also, I actually do work in the hollywood demon land as an editor. I spend a lot of time watching TV as part of my job, and I can tell you flat out that Jack is too physically ugly to go mainstream. His products are shit too and won't appeal to the rising demands of "high end" food culture.
In some alternative universe where Jack has an OK personality, isn't a frog man, and isn't boring as wet paper, the most fame he would get is a Sandra Lee level show where it makes "lazy man" dinners and then says some shitty catchphrase at the end.

>> No.8973173

>>8973158
I mean the name is Italian. He might still have some connections in the old country.

>> No.8973177

>>8973034
I've tried it and it's exactly that. It's McDonalds bbq sauce. I even ran through the drive through the next day on a completely unrelated whim and when I brought home my nugget sauce, I actually had the idea to compare them. It's exactly the same. Same texture, color, taste, smell. It's just generic, industrial bbq sauce made from corn syrup.

>> No.8973194

>>8973173
You watch too much television.

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>>8973027

>> No.8973268

>>8971571
He's a big guy.

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>>8967651

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>>8973020
Knowing every burger I eat is worsening the planet makes my dick hard.

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>>8973351
Eat a fresh entropy burger

>> No.8973469

>>8973418
What is going on in your webm

>> No.8973500

>>8970468
>flyovers call this salad

>> No.8973502

>>8973469

90 Day Fiancé is an American documentary series (Docu-Series) on TLC that debuted January 12, 2014.[2] The series follows couples who have 90 days to decide to marry before their 90-day K-1 visas (available uniquely to foreign fiancés of American citizens) expire.

It's painful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaRkkN7MQuw

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>> No.8973519

>>8973128
is this a how to basic video?

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>>8973502
what the fuck is going on in the US

So they get some fat fuck a foreign woman and then she has to decide if she wants to marry him in three months depending how much shit he can buy her

The west is fucking dead

>> No.8973547

>>8973502
>Literally getting cucked by a maid order bride
Holy fuck Latino men are turning into such feminized fucks

>> No.8973578

Did anyone else stop drinking water after ja/ck/ opened your eyes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuIUvBdoE4

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>>8973578
I hate Jack so much. This video is full of misinformation and bullshit and he presents it like it's all true and legit.

I hope he keeps getting bigger and bigger kidney stones

>> No.8973594

>>8973582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

>> No.8973607

>>8973128

this was his competition chili.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

the whole video is gold. jack at his best.

>> No.8973928

>>8967302
>People will catch onto the fact he doesn't know what he's doing
have you seen the comments on his videos? people already know, and that's part of Jack's appeal

>> No.8973991

>>8973578
I stopped eating food after ja/ck/ showed off his cooking skills

>> No.8974013

>>8973607
Is that meat at around the 2 minute mark fucking BURNED?

>> No.8974019

>>8973239
were all these clips of him eating taken in a mall food court? high cuisine indeed.

>> No.8974025

>>8974013
With his cooking skills, I wouldn't even be surprised if he'd burn water..

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>>8974019
He goes around town to different restaurants, cafes, etc. Probably some in malls too.

>> No.8974061

>>8973512
i understand under cooking a burger, i mean you have to be a retard to do it more then once, under cooking something you can see the consistency in front of you is pants on head

>> No.8974062

>>8974013
I believe so. So his chili tasted like mostly like fucking burnt, acrid smoke (between that waaaaay over smoked/burnt brisket and the chipotle) and a weird sweetness from the sausage and corn? I wish we could have seen people trying his chili. I'm sure it would have been various clips of people gagging or avoiding it altogether.

Guess that's why he filmed the football shit instead.

>> No.8974063

>where's the stream
http://www.wsmv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=13357195

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>>8974063
>raspy whore voice
>Jack SKAL-A-FINI

>> No.8974111

>>8971140
There's always that moment when you can tell he's reacting to his own failure. Do you think he recognizes it? Does he feel shame? Or is he just conditioned to think that it's normal at this point?

>> No.8974119

>>8971565
How the fuck can a taco hold so much liquid?

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>>8974111
That bison burger in particular I'm pretty sure he knew it was fucked. Just the wavering tone of his voice gives it away IMO, but he kept going like it was exactly what he wanted. Then he takes a bite and starts laughing because he just ate raw bison with some cold cheese and a mealy slice of tomato.

>> No.8974135

>>8973152
Stay Tuned, he just spat into a test tube so that a genealogy company that sent him a free trial can evaluate his historic background in exchange for a review of the quality of the product/free advertisement. Is he 100% italian???
Fingers crossed, my man

>> No.8974186

>>8974063
>This cunny doesn't know Ja/ck/ doesn't eat sweets, is a diabetic and has on camera shown disdain for plebeian moonpies

I just hope he can turn the other cheek

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Those chicks are going to get JACKED, right?

>> No.8974239

>>8970249

I have that same knife. It's shit.

>> No.8974257
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>>8974239
Why would you buy such an obviously shitty knife?

>> No.8974290
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>>8974209
Definitely

>> No.8974291
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8974291

>>8974111
>>8974126
That thousand yard stare.

>> No.8974299

He legitimately looks like a some kind of malformed mutant. Those big bulging eyes make him look like those fish-men hybrids from The shadow over innsmouth. The way he cooks is like an alien has possessed his body and doesn't quite understand human culture yet.

>> No.8974310
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>>8974299
starchild from planet JU-C

>> No.8974565

>>8974310
hahahahahahahaha

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>> No.8974578
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>>8974239

>> No.8974937
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>>8974186
Wonder if he showed her his dual-wielding skills

>> No.8975070

>>8973607
lmao I love how salty he gets when he doesn't win.
>it's not fair because everyone gets to vote

>> No.8975078

>>8975070
Jack won't cheat, in a way having neutral judges would have been more fair. Let everyone try it, but when the contestants can get their friends and family to vote for him the thing devolves into a popularity contest, and then really what is the point of even having it.

>> No.8975096

>>8973607
>first of all because I don't cheat
how the fuck would cheat in a fucking chili competition

>> No.8975103

>>8970270
I think that knife is like 10 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_s6g1dhiGY

>> No.8975105

>>8975078
fuck off jack

>> No.8975107

>>8975096
jack pls.
it was obviously just a thing they do for fun and jack takes it seriously breaking out his year old freezerburned meat.

>> No.8975110

>>8975107
meant to reply to >>8975078

>> No.8975126

>>8973607
to me this video illustrates what an atrocious human being he really is even more than the carpet bombing palestine one

he's just so fucking cocky and butthurt at the same time.

i am impressed that he posted it though. i would be too ashamed.

>> No.8975145

>>8970468
I really feel like Aunt Myrna was just fucking around and had to whip something up with the leftovers in her pantry and for whatever reason flyovers lapped it up.

>> No.8975166

>>8973607
>that grey lump of coal he calls brisket

>> No.8975195
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8975195

>>8975166

>> No.8975205

>>8972167
A salad, obviously.

>> No.8975208

>>8975195
>These salty detractors riding Jack's dick about stuff in his comments

If someone is legitimately enjoying Jack's content you aren't going to be able to talk them into thinking he's bad or inept, it's a waste of everyone's time to criticize him.

>> No.8975213

>>8972971
WEW I'm ja/ck/in it SO hard rn

>> No.8975214

>>8969257
>Jack is a racist who called for genocide of the Middle East via napalm

he's smarter then we give him credit for

>> No.8975215

>>8975078
>>8975208

is jack literally in this thread right now???

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8975223

>>8973076

>> No.8975229

>>8973239
Why does he dress like a fucking middle schooler??

>> No.8975244

>>8975229
He's a down to earth folk who loves food, not some pretentious gourmay foodie using exotic ingredients that the average Joe can't afford.

>> No.8975246
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>> No.8975249

>>8975244
What does that do with him dressing like a child?

>> No.8975253
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>>8975246
I just mistook the Walt Disney font for Playboy on a Sporcle quiz and even I feel smarter than this guy

>> No.8975276
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>>8973607
The chili competition is among his finest work, if not his crowning achievement. There is a second lesser known video that must be watched with it though to fully enjoy the saga. It's the one where a week after he lost the church chili competition he was still so butthurt that he had to go to a local chili cook-off fundraiser in search of epic "award winning chili". He then proceeds to smugly walk around judging chili made by children and youth groups while asking everyone where the good award winning chili is.

>> No.8975289
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8975289

>>8975276
Kek, I forgot about that one. For a nice vintage Ja/ck/ experience, check out his Norwegian cruise vlog videos his other channel.

>> No.8975300

>>8975276
>>8975289

LINKS, FAGGOTS?!?!?!

>> No.8975303

Jack is basically a Mike Judge character come to life.

>> No.8975316

>>8975289
I thought that was a beer at first. Are there any videos of Ja/ck/ actually drinking alcohol? I've seen him talk about it and buy it in an attempt to cook with it but have never seen him drink. My guess is that he is a teetotaler who I would guess struggled with alcohol, drugs, and sex back in his old disk jockey days before he accepted the Lord Jesus as his Savior.

>> No.8975322

>>8972338
A lotta loyalty for a youtube sub

>> No.8975323
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8975323

>>8975316
Umm... Ja/ck/ is half-frog and can't digest alcohol.

>> No.8975324

>>8975300
>>8975300
I think it's this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw

>> No.8975326

>>8970465
Aunt birtha cum soup

>> No.8975329

>>8975300
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzxe-Vt2CC62c3Z9JekcStDpOTtyB-fKd

>> No.8975343

>>8975322
If I unsubscribe will he cry?

>> No.8975349
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8975349

>>8975324
It always amuses me when high schools just copy the mascots of universities 1:1. Not even an attempt to make a unique logo or anything

>> No.8975370

>>8975349
I was a mustang for 8 years. My HS just mirrored the logo.

>> No.8975377

>>8975343
It would be extremely painful

>> No.8975382

>>8975324
Jack probably would have been more positive if these TN chucklefuck high school kids actually made GOOD chili
that being said, he might have been in a bad mood that day or something

>> No.8975396
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8975396

What would happen if Ja/ck/ and Kay had a child?

>> No.8975456

>>8975377
He's a big guy

>> No.8975459

>>8975324
>>8975329
thanks guys
i take back what i said about faggots
ur og

>> No.8975464

>>8975456
UUUU

>> No.8975478
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>>8975126
>he's just so fucking cocky and butthurt at the same time.
Video of Jack ranting about someone claiming to have the best pizza in town all while standing in front of his fucking THE BEST SAUCES YOU'LL EVER TASTE car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2opMSfhv6EQ

>> No.8975485

>>8970349
>that last part.
I guess all the serious jackfags are actually like jack and lack any self awareness whatsoever.

>> No.8975491
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8975491

>>8975478
He's probably just trolling people
at some point while a sea of faggots flame every video you make you probably just embrace knowing that you can get their panties in a knot with almost no effort

>> No.8975547

>>8975491
I've seen no evidence to suggest he's smart enough to play that game

>> No.8975641

>>8975485
>doesn't get a joke, criticizes awareness

looks like maybe you are a bit retarded, got something in common with Jack yourself, huh?

>> No.8975739

>>8975324
this is so unbearably cringey to watch. what an ass

>> No.8975811

>>8972009

That was cringe at epic level

>> No.8975825

>>8975478

It's horribly ironic that someone bothered by a pizza place having "best pizza in town" on their sign would also own "the best X sauce you'll ever taste"

>> No.8975896

>>8973020

Fake news

Give eco-companies billions of tax payer money and let the EPA have near Stalinist powers to save the world from this Armageddon.

plz give or you all die
t al gore

>> No.8975910

>>8973020

>Man-made global warming is what is killing the planet and it causes all these natural disasters so buy our eco-products

>Drought, hurricanes, volcanoes, ice ages, extinction events happened before man was even on Earth

#fakenews

>> No.8975937

>>8975910
Volcanoes did NOT exist before mmgw, please put down your cooking utensil go back to school and EDUCATE yourself fag

>> No.8975976

I often dream about killing Jack. I'll have my hands around his neck and his retarded face will be turning blue and then i'll wake up to find i have both shat myself and had a wet dream.

>> No.8975990

>>8975324
I just really fucking hate this guy so much. He takes himself so fucking seriously while maintaining a constant output of sheer failure. He has delusions of granduer about his skillset and capabilities when in reality he is absolutely stunned when he does something right, which is about 1 in 20 times.

I just don't fucking get it. I hate him though passionately. Now if this behavior started after his stroke, then I take back everything I say. But if not, fuck this cunt

>> No.8976008

>>8975491
>>8975491
>He's probably just trolling people

No. He's literally that unaware.

>> No.8976009

WHY DOES HE EYEFUCK THE CAMERA
WHY
WHY
FUCKING WHY SOMEBODY TELL ME
REEEEEEEEE

>> No.8976018

>>8975990
have you watched the disney and alaska vacation videos? that's when my pure hatred for him formed

>> No.8976021

>>8976008

The real difference is according to Jack his BBQ sauce is the Best You'll Ever Taste, and so it's true. He did not like the pizza so saying it is the Best in Town is a shameful lie.

I don't know if it is a matter of awareness so much as it is a demented frame of reference.

>> No.8976031
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>>8975825
Watch yourself

>> No.8976035

>>8976018
no.. link? (and highlights as to what set you off?)

>>8976021
I see what you're getting at but can't it be argued one with a healthy sense of awareness would not suffer from demented frames of reference? I just don't think the two are mutually exclusive.

>> No.8976041

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs7N1itLKDE
Wow just like in Mexico

>> No.8976043

>>8976035
all of his fucking videos are on his youtube channel how fucking retarded are you that you can't find it yourself?

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>>8976041
reported for cultural appropriation

>> No.8976059
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8976059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkvtTl3DJY
Jack and Simply Sara enter a pot roast cookoff and Sara comes out of nowhere with an EASY PEASY POT ROAST, who wins?

>> No.8976062
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>>8976035
he removed disnayland and alaska trip videos...

>> No.8976069

>>8976062
no he didn't

>> No.8976070

>>8976043
Hey dumbfuck

Look here


>>8976062
>he removed disnayland and alaska trip videos...

>> No.8976072
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>>8976054
Oh god. As soon as you see that Styrofoam container come out you just know it's gonna get nasty

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>>8976070
HEY DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT

no he fucking didn't. suck my fucking cock

>> No.8976084

>>8976062
No way he cooked those, they actually don't look raw.

>> No.8976092

>>8976062
Is there anything less classy than paper plates?

>> No.8976095

>>8976092
using the word classy

>> No.8976098

>>8976095
Jack?

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>>8971571

>> No.8976105

>>8973128
What's that aborted fetus he pulled out of that jar?

>> No.8976108

>>8976105
a prolapsed cow anus

>> No.8976129

>>8976105
left over raw red koolaid marinated chicken breast

>> No.8976130
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>> No.8976149

BAHAHAHAAJAHAJAHAAJ
BLEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

>> No.8976158

>>8976098
he got you faggot, just take the lump like it's one of your boyfriend's salty loads

LMAO @ your fail bro

>> No.8976175

>>8970851
jackposting is the single most infuriating thing i find on 4chan. it's the only thing that manages to piss me off. i can't get behind ironically posting this shit or finding it funny.

i dont know what i would do if i randomly saw jack walking down the street.

>> No.8976183

>>8976108
and it can't be any old cow anus... gotta make sure it's prolapsed or the recipe won't work!

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>> No.8976201

>>8976158
Jack?

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>> No.8976210
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>> No.8976211

>>8976202
>already had the steak 1 inch from the pan
>could just set it down gently
>no, let's (hypothetically) burn our wrist with oil and splash it all over the stove and burner instead

>> No.8976216
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>>8976175
maybe Reddit is more your speed champ, on 4chan's food and cooking board this is how we do

>> No.8976255

>>8970349
do you really think that jack would run a fair sweepstakes anyways?

>> No.8976263

>>8972008
>>8972653
>>8972979
>>8973014

Jack didnt invent this recipe. Its a recipe by martha stewart or someone like that. Its a stupid recipe no doubt but its obvious someone like jack would want to try it. He still fucked it up. There is supposed to be less water I believe.

>> No.8976273

>>8976263
>Jack didnt invent this recipe
we know. every recipe he uses is from the internet

>> No.8976280

>>8976216
thanks breh, i remember reddit accusations are also infuriating

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>> No.8976413
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>>8972971

>> No.8976431
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8976431

>>8976175
your kind is not welcome here

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>> No.8976438

>>8974257
fuck! put the hat back on!!

>> No.8976441

>>8973034
why is it blue

>> No.8976444
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8976444

>>8970249
SPEED
H
O
L
E
S

>> No.8976454

>>8976444
with all the gimmicky shit he buys how does he have that for a cutting board

>> No.8976455

>>8976444
You'd think a man of his girth would be able to put a little more weight into it.

>> No.8976456

>>8967651
>>8973332
Why can't this fucker hold his food without looking like an asshole.

I mean, eating like an asshole is one thing, but just *holding* it. Damn.

>> No.8976458

>>8967619
Gonna make this again this summer. new batch of friends to force it on.

>> No.8976470

>>8975246
I actually laughed. How can he fuck up cutting chicken so badly and then decide to leave it in the video?

>> No.8976481

>>8976444
Someone should demonstrate to him how to properly slice with a knife. Preferably on his bloated neck.

>> No.8976484

>>8976470
thats pork butt my friend

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8976495

>>8976470
>chicken

>> No.8976496

>>8976484
Oh, wow. Oops.

>> No.8976509

>>8971170
This webm triggers me more than any other Jack webm. Why the FUCK would you flick the fat? What fucking joke is this?

>> No.8976518

>>8976509
it is a visual joke

>> No.8976526

>>8974310
>310▶>>8974565
>File: 1453909272793.png (1.23 MB, 920x1000)
LMAO

>> No.8976529

>>8971170
Mayonnaise and vinegar? What, was the milk in the pantry not sour enough?

>> No.8976545

>>8973607
>Complaining about rigging when your chili is first in line
Most of the teenagers probably just sampled until they found one they liked. Jack was one of the few that each and every one of them would have tried and he didn't even take 3rd.

>>8976059
Sara's recipes have obscene levels of salt, sugar, and fat, but they at least have a cohesive set of ingredients and appropriate cooking times unlike the vomit Jack cooks.

>> No.8976555

>>8973607
Lagunitas prints how to pronounce their name on their labels.

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>>8976371

>> No.8976580

>>8976436
to be fair, that whole device is a plastic piece of junk

>> No.8976589

>>8973607
Fucking salsa? This guy's idea of cooking is mixing shit together and heating it up.

>> No.8976599

>>8976589
"Heating" is too hot of a word and could almost be considered cooking. Jack "warms" food-like substances.

>> No.8976608

>>8975396

It would probably have ultra down syndrome.

>> No.8976617

>>8967619
The horror, the horror.

>> No.8976626

>>8976589
That's not even the worst part.

>No cumin
>Everything coming out of a can
>IPA
>Burnt crust on the brisket

My guess is it that it was watery, bitter and kind of salty. Also, sweet Italian; why the fuck would sweet Italian go in chili?

>> No.8976631

>>8976589
he is american trash, yeah you nailed it

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>>8976626
It was basically a garbage chili

>> No.8976665

>>8973607
>buy precooked, processed, packaged shit
>cook 1-2 hours
>chilli
lmao

>> No.8976667

>>8976638
>waste not what not
What a wonderful world.

>> No.8976681
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8976681

>jack thread is still active

sasuga /ck/.

>> No.8976682

>>8976638
That was his competition chili; the only leftovers was the brisket that he hyped up as his secret weapon, the rest seemed to be purchased for the chili. It was really obvious from the video that he cared a lot about winning and was really bothered when he failed to even show.

Add some cumin and use a less hoppy beer and you have a pot of perfectly edible food, but this was not something a serious cook would bring to even a casual cookoff.

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>>8976638
>waste not what not

you cant get wiser than that

>> No.8976686
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8976686

>tfw Ja/ck/ threads are some of the most active threads in /ck/

>> No.8976689

>>8976682
the brisket was coated in coffee, nobody wants that in their chili

>> No.8976696

>>8976682
COFFEE
CRUST
BRISKET

>> No.8976717

>>8976682
SWEDISH
COFFEE

>> No.8976736

>>8976689
>>8976696
>>8976717
I forgot about the coffee. You can still save it by adding some sweetness like small amounts brown sugar, honey, or chocolate and a bit of extra heat. Lose the beer entirely since there's already too much bitter flavor.

>> No.8976754

>>8976736
it was in his freezer for 2 years

>> No.8976756

>>8971170
>people who call things that arent juice "juice"
#TRIGGERED

>> No.8976763

>>8974119
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO ASK THE SAME THING VERBATIM WOAH HIVE MIND

>> No.8976765

>>8973166
>implying jack couldn't be the rachel ray of male TV cook personalities in this reality

>> No.8976779

>>8971581
Cause he didn't drain the fucking grease off the taco meat.

>> No.8976786

He has more unitaskers than anyone I've ever seen.

>> No.8976804
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8976804

>>8976754
Fuck it, I give up. That wasn't even garbage chili, it was just garbage. I'll bet people could taste the rancidity.

>>8976765
The spiky haired guy who doesn't actually cook already filled that niche. Besides Jack is way too ugly to be Rachel Ray.

>> No.8976851

>>8976765
Take that back, RR has a more appropriate penis.

>> No.8976868

>>8976105
roasted red pepper

>> No.8976870

>Joey threads deleted
>Autism scalfani threads thrive
fuck this board

>> No.8976874

>>8976870
Joey is cancerous pedophile who just rips off Review Brah

>> No.8976875

>>8976870
fuck joey and fuck you

>> No.8976914

>>8974045
why does he always do that gay shit with his tongue
its so disturbing
what a faggot

>> No.8976927

>>8976130
>pigslob
>served in a literal tray

>> No.8976947

>>8974310
His nose is too big, but damn I think he fits all the others.

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8976975

>>8976054
Are those diced onions he piled on top?

>> No.8976984

>>8976210
What do you think his ring smells like?

>> No.8976996

>>8976874
I don't know this Joey, but don't Review Brah threads get deleted too?

>> No.8977009

>>8976984
He actually got an infection on his finger once and blamed the quality of gold in his ring, not the fact that he handles raw meat with no gloves on a regular basis with his ring on. Can't find the video now though.

>> No.8977020

>>8975937
huh. really made me think

>> No.8977022

>>8976975
no thats corn

>> No.8977055

>>8976092
Styrofoam plates

>> No.8977230

>>8977055
checkmate, atheists

>> No.8977240

>no one here has posted the video of Ja/ck/ getting scammed and him acting all smug about it in the comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuIUvBdoE4

This man is truly something.

>> No.8977403

>>8976062
>>8976084
Guess he had a stroke of good luck cooking those burgers and dogs

>> No.8977619

>>8975323
>>8975316
>>8975289


spot on. 7 years of dj in nightclubs

https://youtu.be/J_kxSU07uxQ?list=PLzxe-Vt2CC62c3Z9JekcStDpOTtyB-fKd&t=623

>> No.8977860

>>8970349
Why would anyone want to ride around with Jack and sleep with him in a hotel?

>> No.8978026

>>8976665
>1-2 hours for chili

you need to see his pickles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guKehOoTJa8

>marinate 2-4 hourse
>6 is optimal

>> No.8978101

>>8977860
i imagine him sleeping sounds like a rhino drowning in pudding.

>> No.8978633

>>8977619
except that he drinks alcohol in those videos, which would make him not a teetotaler and presumably not a drunk