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What is the best food to have sex with?
I'm tired of microwaving deli meats and stuffing them into an empty Pringles can

>> No.8957055

Live octopus

>> No.8957062

dis dik

>> No.8957083

Shove a stick of pepperoni straight up your ass, faggot.

>> No.8957086
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melons

>> No.8957090

i use cucumbers

>> No.8957097

>>8957086
What exactly going on in this manga?

>> No.8957102

>>8957097
A teenage girl with a penis is fucking a melon.
Look up "melon fuck" on e-hentai if you want, it's not very good.

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>>8957016
For me, it's the McChicken, the sexiest fast food sandwich.

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/chicken-lover-tweeted-himself-fcking-a-mcchicken-very-nsfw-seriously/

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>>8957102
>girl
>penis

>> No.8957140

>>8957108
Goddamn thanks anon, I'm in church but want to jerk off now

>> No.8957148

>>8957133
futa's actually are female, it isn't a trans

>> No.8957154

>>8957133
She says right in panel 2 that she was born a herm and her parents kept the maleness

>> No.8957185

>>8957140
Pentocostal or strict Evangelical? One of the wildest fucks I ever had was a Pentocostal minister's daughter. Recommend trying to smarm-talk one of them instead of jacking off in the pew.

>> No.8958610

Actually if you cut a pringles can down to hot dog size, warm 6 hotdogs and stuff them in there and shove your dick in, they wrap around it and let you squish them some but feels like flesh and is nice and slippery and with that all wrapped around your cock you go pretty quickly. Use the hotdogs with the natural casing so they don't fall apart and make it so the hot dog ends stick out about 1 inch so they are looser at first to simulate entering the vagina then you get in an inch and it gets super tight and warm