/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8956259]

How can i cook Sopa de Macaco?

[Sage No.8956288]

Not sure what you expect to happen by constantly shitposting this.

[Anonymous No.8956296]

>>8956288
>my ass is on fire
calm down i just asked for the ingredients.

[Anonymous No.8956439]

1. Take a trip over Brazil. Go on a hunting expedition deep into Amazon Jungle. Kill a macaque. Skin it. Chop it into several pieces.
2. Put a tablespoon or so of olive oil on a large pot. Sautée diced onions, celery, and carrots. Then add the macaque corpse pieces in. Pour in macaque stock. Throw in any other vegetables you might have (such as zucchini, potatoes, tomatoes, bell peppers). Add in chopped chives and parsley.
Don't forget to check for salt and pepper.
Serve with stewed collard greens and a side serving of rice.

[Anonymous No.8956468]

>>8956259
the fact that he has braces but is eating this just fucks my mind

[Anonymous No.8956794]

>>8956259

Literally every single square pixel of this image is revolting.

Ugh

[Anonymous No.8957700]

>>8956439
That sounds like a pretty good recipe, but is that the exact recipe used by Bettynho Zirugdun's sogra ("mother-in-law", according to my Br. Portugese-to-English dictionary)?

[Anonymous No.8957720]

i woulda been ok with the photos if it weren't for that head

that fucking head

it's too goddamn nightmarish