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ck webm thread Anonymous Fri May 19 23:10:58 2017 No.8953945 [Reply] [Original]

It's webum time again, lads

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 23:13:03 2017 No.8953950 >>8953945 >It's webum time again the most wonderful time of the year!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 23:13:19 2017 No.8953954 File: 977 KB, 400x224, ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953945 thicc

>>	Anonymous Fri May 19 23:16:00 2017 No.8953960 File: 2.84 MB, 1038x280, 1482334911637.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953950 W-woo-woo-woo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:11:20 2017 No.8954095 File: 1.43 MB, 480x320, 1492874591372.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:11:59 2017 No.8954096 File: 2.55 MB, 406x720, butterswallow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:13:24 2017 No.8954101 File: 2.83 MB, 320x180, pizzaroni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:14:04 2017 No.8954103 File: 2.93 MB, 320x320, 1485246475012.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954096 ... Go on

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:15:23 2017 No.8954105 >>8953960 What the fuck happened? Did he microwave that pizzabox?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:15:42 2017 No.8954107 >>8953960 Jesus that was hard to watch

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:19:21 2017 No.8954113 >>8953960 >>8954105 RAW

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:21:35 2017 No.8954116 >>8954101 I'm not sitting through that shit again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 00:24:16 2017 No.8954120 File: 47 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954096 No

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 01:03:17 2017 No.8954224 >>8953960 Just by looking at his hands, I could tell that he was not pleased. lol

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 01:34:18 2017 No.8954288 File: 496 KB, 370x322, no escape.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953960 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:04:12 2017 No.8954352 >>8953960 This is what happens when you hire niggers to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:07:53 2017 No.8954363 >>8954095 >onions and garlic >apples Mother fucking apples? Wtf?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:16:53 2017 No.8954386 File: 42 KB, 655x509, 1493189775605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954095 This is disgusting. Probably one of those prison food memes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:17:39 2017 No.8954388 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953960 personal pizzas are for cucks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:18:24 2017 No.8954389 File: 1.02 MB, 366x274, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] \

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:36:42 2017 No.8954409 >>8954352 fuck off dickhead

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:41:13 2017 No.8954413 >>8954409 Its the truth. Undercooked dont give a shit pizza is nigger 101. Spics too scared to lose his job to fuck up that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 02:46:25 2017 No.8954420 >>8954409 why is it that hispanic people by large are just so much better than you are. The new america is white, asian, and hispanic.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 03:40:09 2017 No.8954514 >>8954363 Apples go very well with kraut. That mixture could be added with pork for a very nice meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 03:43:45 2017 No.8954521 >>8954386 >onion, apples, sauerkraut just white people food

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:06:00 2017 No.8954599 >>8954388 Sauce me brotendo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:33:47 2017 No.8954617 >>8954101 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:44:34 2017 No.8954629 >>8954599 Looks like Alura Jensen

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:48:22 2017 No.8954635 File: 1.28 MB, 800x800, 1491672684707.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953945 The sequel

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:50:49 2017 No.8954637 This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort. This is because the fucking cheese has started Cooling in the pizza isn't that hot anymore. You people are fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:54:30 2017 No.8954644 File: 991 KB, 245x275, 1477624032910.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954637 >mfw people think tendon is icky and refuse to eat meat off the bone

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 05:58:31 2017 No.8954649 >>8953954 I hate his face.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 06:03:37 2017 No.8954657 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1493912446805.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954649 Me too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 06:03:45 2017 No.8954659 File: 2.85 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011) 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 06:04:52 2017 No.8954661 File: 2.90 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011) 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 06:05:59 2017 No.8954664 File: 2.89 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 06:20:08 2017 No.8954681 >>8954644 God what a disgusting human being.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 06:22:37 2017 No.8954686 >>8954681 Probably hates tendon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:07:45 2017 No.8954731 >>8954363 every single fucking jack webm there is some aspie who fixates on the wrong thing being 'wrong' and reveals their ignorance in the process

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:14:21 2017 No.8954740 >>8954637 >This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort it means the collagen has broken down, which is good

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:15:22 2017 No.8954742 >>8954740 No, it means you overcooked it you new faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:24:56 2017 No.8954766 >>8954388 No wonder she got fucking chubby she's just licking cake batter and frosting all day and trying to look sensual for her imaginary friends

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:27:24 2017 No.8954768 >>8954742 no it doesn't you can break down the collagen without overcooking the meat, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:28:23 2017 No.8954772 >>8954731 It's the samefag, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:40:43 2017 No.8954797 >>8954388 i want to punch her melons, like in a real fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 07:44:22 2017 No.8954811 File: 582 KB, 720x480, 1315239388560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953954

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:14:08 2017 No.8955094 >>8954389 >DAYUUM

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:24:28 2017 No.8955117 >>8954096 for what purpose

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:27:56 2017 No.8955125 File: 173 KB, 640x400, My+sides+_5426b1f090e62c01c185d22ce85668b6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954101

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:29:11 2017 No.8955129 File: 2.65 MB, 1280x720, jack white.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A rare one for (you)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:31:20 2017 No.8955134 >>8955117 To get me hard

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:40:01 2017 No.8955166 File: 107 KB, 600x617, 0096-1348093953550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954101 will try this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 10:49:34 2017 No.8955190 >>8954096 That little bit of buttery slobber at the end never fails to get my dick hard

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 11:02:27 2017 No.8955231 >>8953945 I don't even like pizza that much but holy fuck that looks good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 11:45:13 2017 No.8955333 >>8955129 What are those supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 12:04:15 2017 No.8955394 >>8955333 Eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 12:06:19 2017 No.8955408 File: 54 KB, 600x360, clockworkorange.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955129 why are your torturing that eggy-wegg!?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 12:09:27 2017 No.8955428 File: 35 KB, 546x453, laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954101 don't forget the olive, gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 12:16:59 2017 No.8955453 >>8954103 What a waste of fries What a waste of nice gook tits

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 12:18:42 2017 No.8955459 >>8954101 :)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 16:00:00 2017 No.8956123 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 16:17:04 2017 No.8956203 >>8954103 That was significantly more ketchup than I had anticipated

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 16:28:34 2017 No.8956233 >>8954657 >>8953954 He has such an irritating face and I don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 17:11:41 2017 No.8956375 >>8956233 I think it's the combination of slightly pantomime expressions and the way he looks like someone inflated him two pumps over maximum pressure that suggest he's going to cut you in your sleep if you don't enthusiastically agree with him.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 17:12:46 2017 No.8956379 Does anyone have the webm of the guy cutting a huge wheel of steamy cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 17:48:23 2017 No.8956473 >>8954389 KING SLOB SLOBFAM WW@

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:04:00 2017 No.8956725 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, 1483223083057.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:07:33 2017 No.8956740 >>8954389 Oh god why do I find this so hot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:12:36 2017 No.8956764 File: 146 KB, 1280x720, 1484975279528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956740 kys

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:14:31 2017 No.8956774 File: 220 KB, 1200x1012, 1452309472242[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956725 that's a rare Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:15:18 2017 No.8956780 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, 1476960946151.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956774 Thank you good sir

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:19:32 2017 No.8956793 File: 571 KB, 1280x720, shake it.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956780

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:23:00 2017 No.8956808 >>8956793 >the dexterity and finesse of a drunken deckhand >the inability to perform mundane tasks properly It's definitely Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:28:29 2017 No.8956827 >>8956780 Of course that lazy slob uses an electric pepper grinder.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:31:13 2017 No.8956835 >>8956793 WHY IS HE APPLYING SIDEWISE FORCE TO THE BOTTLE GOD FUCK WARGARRRBLE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:33:11 2017 No.8956842 >>8956780 There is absolutely no chance this is good. It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:33:55 2017 No.8956845 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1487007006007.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8956835 But anon he doesn't drink beer! So he couldn't possibly know how to open a bottle! Plus he is a stroke survivor.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:34:22 2017 No.8956849 >>8956842 >There is absolutely no chance this is good It's Jack. >It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken. Purely accidental.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 19:45:12 2017 No.8956887 >>8956780 All that fucking starch oh my god

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 20:27:59 2017 No.8957023 >>8956849 He didn't come up with that. It's Martha Stewart bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 20:35:40 2017 No.8957052 File: 10 KB, 231x218, 14025794564687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954635 FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Sat May 20 20:43:38 2017 No.8957093 >>8956740 prolly a complete fag

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 20:54:46 2017 No.8957141 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, gulf of mexico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gaze upon my webm, ye mighty, and despair.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 20:55:27 2017 No.8957144 >>8956793 WHY DOES HE PUBLISH VIDEOS OF HIMSELF DOING THINGS POORLY DO ANOTHER TAKE YOU LAZY FUCKING PIG

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 21:02:44 2017 No.8957179 >>8954095 I fucking love this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 21:06:33 2017 No.8957188 >>8955129 my sister got my mom those "eggie" things for christmas and I just don't understand how they exist boiling eggs isnt hard de-shelling them isnt hard why the fuck do you need them

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 21:07:41 2017 No.8957191 >>8957141 Just looking at this putting cold oil in it already is turning my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 21:08:11 2017 No.8957193 File: 6 KB, 350x300, 1458884459646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957141

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 21:46:46 2017 No.8957317 >>8957141 you know you're supposed to heat up the oil BEFORE frying stuff in it right

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:00:34 2017 No.8957590 File: 2.49 MB, 720x480, 1494009601247.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:06:01 2017 No.8957611 >>8957317 There's no real reason to.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:07:50 2017 No.8957623 >>8954389 FRIG OFF RANDY

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:09:41 2017 No.8957637 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, OIL NICE AND COLD.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957317

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:11:08 2017 No.8957641 >>8954101 Please tell me there's an entire youtube channel dedicated to giving Tasty a big fat fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:35:24 2017 No.8957709 >>8954096 Oh god my throat hurts watching this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:47:29 2017 No.8957743 >>8954681 >>8954686 how dare you talk shit about real-life hero Anderson Cooper

>>	Anonymous Sat May 20 23:54:58 2017 No.8957754 >>8953960 had a pizza like that from pizza hut and sent a complaint. got several coupons for free pizzas

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 00:00:14 2017 No.8957778 >>8954420 go away juan

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 00:05:33 2017 No.8957799 >>8956793 blue moons are twist off..

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 00:29:04 2017 No.8957873 File: 1.90 MB, 960x540, em.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:11:21 2017 No.8958164 >>8957873 >emptying that bag of chunky bear cum

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:24:15 2017 No.8958190 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, 1468727245159.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun May 21 02:38:47 2017 No.8958223
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>>8958164
are you fucking retarded? do they not have pudding where you live?

honestly how old could you be to make a comment that stupid

can't believe we browse with people like you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:39:20 2017 No.8958224 File: 141 KB, 290x348, 1489638945460.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958223 >he thinks he's getting pudding >he doesn't know what it really is

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:40:11 2017 No.8958226 any recent ja/ck/ fuck ups?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:40:35 2017 No.8958229 File: 64 KB, 160x120, 1363549418643.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958224 >everyone look how stupid i am

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:45:57 2017 No.8958240 File: 1.09 MB, 799x879, no.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953945

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:47:27 2017 No.8958244 >>8957873 Who is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 02:55:52 2017 No.8958256 >>8958190 WHAT THE FUCK THIS GUY MUST BE ACTUALLY DUMB AS FUCK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING JUST STOP PLEASE STOP THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:21:56 2017 No.8958299 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, 1477143409159.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958256 hehehe nope!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:33:55 2017 No.8958319 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA Not a webm. But I guarantee you it's the most painful video in this thread.

Anonymous Sun May 21 03:34:09 2017 No.8958321

i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about ja/ck/. u wouldnt say this shit to him in his kitchen, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:37:00 2017 No.8958330 >>8954095 The thing that bothers me about this is that pan could handle a trip into the oven. Why not just put the lid on and save the baking dish for another day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:37:17 2017 No.8958331 >>8958321 jack pls go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:43:55 2017 No.8958336 File: 280 KB, 488x481, 1451880919006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958321 Not to mention he has family in gangs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:45:45 2017 No.8958339 File: 34 KB, 480x480, 1495312868986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958319 >the army of white knights in the comments

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:47:30 2017 No.8958346 File: 43 KB, 640x640, 1464777375851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958336 Growing up on Jacks food would do this to any man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 03:59:28 2017 No.8958360 >>8953945 This is a blue board, anon

Anonymous Sun May 21 04:05:42 2017 No.8958373

>>8953954
THIS FUCKING GUY creeps me out so much. I hate his face, his voice, his laugh, the way he talks, the things he finds funny, even the way he expresses joy. I've only ever met one other person like that and I kicked him out of my home for the sole reason his existence was offensive to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:06:37 2017 No.8958375 >>8954635 Where would one find this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:23:07 2017 No.8958402 >>8954657 Fuck this guy. Just watch SoloTravelBlog. Dustin is so cool he has a tan from his sunglasses. Check yourself before you Chiang Kai Shek yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:32:08 2017 No.8958420 >>8958299 I just watched the full video to this. What the actual fuck is he doing. Holy shit. https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:34:29 2017 No.8958422 >>8957052 >>8958375 It's Chicago deep dish. Sauce on the top confirms it even before the Giordano's logo on the wall.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:37:44 2017 No.8958429 >>8957141 >Pan isn't hot >Adds 4 litres of oil Can this shmuck doing anything correctly? You'd think that he'd at least try and do things the right way...I feel sorry for his family having to eat the dog shit that he cooks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:39:28 2017 No.8958431 >>8957637 Good thing the oil is cold, that splash back would give you a nice burn

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:39:52 2017 No.8958432 >>8958429 I don't think that's Jack, it looks like Kay's stove desu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:42:29 2017 No.8958438 >>8958190 he's really gonna injure himself seriously like this one day i'm pretty skittish around boiling oil myself but at least i'm not retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:45:37 2017 No.8958443 File: 103 KB, 1200x675, shq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958190 >not free throwing your food into the oil what are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 04:52:14 2017 No.8958453 >>8953954 He has the dicksucking jaw thing going on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:06:42 2017 No.8958475 >>8954635 >Chicagoan "people" call this "food"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:13:18 2017 No.8958486 >>8957590 This motherfucker and his cream cheese...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:15:37 2017 No.8958489 >>8958299 I'm no fuckin' vegetarian but it pains me that a salmon had to die for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:17:47 2017 No.8958494 File: 81 KB, 668x570, 1470349448705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958226 If you have some videos and timestamps in mind I can make some

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:25:43 2017 No.8958506 File: 33 KB, 329x399, latest-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954389 >that gut >that lust for burgers RANDY BOBANDY

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:27:42 2017 No.8958512 File: 703 KB, 372x210, 1478909216475.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958360

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:30:56 2017 No.8958517 >>8958494 Can you do the chipotle soup one where he left the burner on at the end? That was hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:43:43 2017 No.8958548 >>8954731 sorry lad but to my taste mixing butter, onions, garlic, and fucking APPLES over HEAT makes no fucking sense

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 05:47:18 2017 No.8958556 >>8954101 i'm actually crying holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 06:23:39 2017 No.8958648 >>8958548 That's because you've never tried it. Very common to make a choucroute style thing with apples

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 06:26:56 2017 No.8958656 File: 60 KB, 431x594, insufferabe_twat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955117 You'll understand when you grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 06:29:36 2017 No.8958660 >>8958648 i'll give it a shot sometime you better not be gaffing me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 06:33:17 2017 No.8958666 >>8958319 lord i want to die

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 07:07:17 2017 No.8958716 >>8957637 >That pause before slamming the beef on a pan like retard classic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 07:19:14 2017 No.8958736 File: 15 KB, 300x300, 1232323534334667342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954096

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 07:24:47 2017 No.8958747 >>8958420 we're gonna drop in a little bit of butter >THUD

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 07:30:08 2017 No.8958750 >>8954635 That looks like a nice Gozer, solid and thin rather than a thick saucy mess.

Anonymous Sun May 21 07:43:26 2017 No.8958777
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>>8958319
She puts an H in front of any word that starts with a vowel, and I think that's grounds for getting murderfucked out of this world. My lord, I didn't know people could be this annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 07:56:13 2017 No.8958819 File: 63 KB, 640x427, shitfacedgrin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954388 She could serve me a plate of my own feces and I would smile and eat it like a big dopey retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 08:03:08 2017 No.8958834 >>8958346 He's like Jimmy from GTA V.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 08:04:13 2017 No.8958838 >>8954644 Did he take a dump on his desk after that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 09:21:44 2017 No.8958980 >>8957637 Is this guy parody or an actual retard?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 09:29:13 2017 No.8958993 >>8958980 Newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 09:53:14 2017 No.8959037 >>8958223 comment of the day

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 09:54:27 2017 No.8959038 >>8958190 +3 style points

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 09:59:18 2017 No.8959050 not a webm but probably belongs in this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdcUv3kx-8

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 10:01:52 2017 No.8959057 >>8957873 I thought she was vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 10:04:46 2017 No.8959065 >oh look, a webm thread >people posting decent webms for hours >everything after that is the same jack shitposting from every other thread on /ck/ I'm convinced no one on /ck/ actually cooks, or even enjoys food for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 10:39:46 2017 No.8959156 >>8959065 >oh look, a webm thread >people posting the same webms from every other webm thread on /ck/ I don't know why you're singling out the Jackposters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 10:58:24 2017 No.8959209 >>8958432 Yep, that's Kay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 11:16:35 2017 No.8959249 >>8954096 weird how this makes me feel sick yet browsing rekt threads doesnt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 12:50:28 2017 No.8959473 >>8958319 UAAARGHHH!!! What the flying fuck is that? Why does this exist?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 12:57:07 2017 No.8959493 >>8954388 >bad skin >saggy tits >vacant stare >whoreish makeup Jesus christ this creature is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 13:06:13 2017 No.8959520 >>8959493 Wow dude I'm really impressed by how discerning you are. I wish I could jerk off as good as you man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 13:09:27 2017 No.8959540 >>8954101 that was really good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 13:37:24 2017 No.8959666 >>8959493 I can smell the envy from here

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 13:51:25 2017 No.8959712 >>8955129 I have that knife set

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 15:57:27 2017 No.8960199 >>8954389 Isn't that King Ass Ripper?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 16:57:50 2017 No.8960407 File: 2.50 MB, 281x295, 14886187_1086668064716190_1303993011_n.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954096 Those edges must have hurt like hell

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:33:33 2017 No.8960710 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, 1472215474263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8959038

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:36:35 2017 No.8960715 >>8954096 That fucking half a bottle of barefoot moscato on the fridge tops it all off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:38:50 2017 No.8960729 >>8955117 To attract a mate

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:47:46 2017 No.8960746 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, 1486113943538.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8959065

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:51:33 2017 No.8961111 File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, 1494444339579.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 22:15:03 2017 No.8961395 >>8961111 Checked. And who is this man?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 22:18:23 2017 No.8961409 >>8961395 >Doesn't know about fancy meat-salting man Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 22:19:41 2017 No.8961417 >>8961409 I know about him. But its only about his slicing of meat and fancy ass salting style

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 22:58:46 2017 No.8961566 File: 2.51 MB, 600x400, 1483864567839.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:09:16 2017 No.8961602 File: 23 KB, 250x223, 1464935965843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958777 checked and agreed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:10:45 2017 No.8961607 >>8960746 top lel... sometimes the simple ones are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:33:36 2017 No.8961677 >>8958319 Why does she sound like Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:42:39 2017 No.8961694 >>8954389 Is that King ass ripper?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:45:22 2017 No.8961695 File: 355 KB, 599x291, hags_kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954101 Fuck I'm having one of those laughter fits that sounds indistinguishable from laughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:52:48 2017 No.8961707 >>8961695 do you know what indistinguishable means.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:53:52 2017 No.8961710 >>8958244 I also need to know this - gis returned nothing but guessed "liposuction"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:54:03 2017 No.8961712 >>8961707 I meant crying*.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:06:56 2017 No.8961752 >>8954657 what mark wines video is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:16:10 2017 No.8961784 File: 305 KB, 1240x1748, __izayoi_sakuya_and_remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_odaneru_apart__68511f8cf306fc15718aac14fd6abcdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961111 Solidly checked.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:33:29 2017 No.8961817 File: 174 KB, 592x547, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954101 Look at what you've fucking done, man Good post

>>	Anomynous Mon May 22 00:34:38 2017 No.8961822 >>8953945 where's the oregano?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:37:21 2017 No.8961832 File: 151 KB, 1270x833, 1492573264370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961822 >DOOD OREGANO LIMO

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:50:51 2017 No.8961862 >>8960407 It's fucking butter, not a table.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:51:45 2017 No.8962240 File: 1.76 MB, 480x480, 1493401998605.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:32:05 2017 No.8962324 >>8956725 Did he get permission to make that Vantablack?

Anonymous Mon May 22 06:22:29 2017 No.8962449

>>8962240
I'd pour syrup right in her open mouth, let in drizzle on her face, and then start licking it all off her mouth and when most of it is gone, start passionately making out with her.
Would stick my dick in the batter she was made from as well. So hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:34:31 2017 No.8962459 >>8953945 Not enough cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:38:06 2017 No.8962465 File: 216 KB, 393x391, 6245697438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954101 >ferment for winter >make sandwiches until spring arrives

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:53:30 2017 No.8962490 >>8961395 Nusret Gokce

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:00:29 2017 No.8962498 File: 27 KB, 640x626, 1491511360066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8953945 would consume violently/10

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:05:33 2017 No.8962502 >>8954101 whats the source of this?

Anonymous Mon May 22 07:17:28 2017 No.8962514

>>8957188
they're typically made for old/handicapped/infirm people such as those with parkinson's to increase their quality of life.

as the market is relatively small, the companies also re-brand them as the kitschy as-seen-on-tv tat to try and generate additional revenue from the products

in fact this is where most of those As Seen On TV Infomercial products come from

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 17:25:38 2017 No.8964007 >>8958319 She's taking the piss, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 17:38:57 2017 No.8964034 >>8964007 Acting wacky to get youtube views. Appears to be working.

Anonymous Mon May 22 18:09:35 2017 No.8964112
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>>8954101
I cant even tell if this is a parody
>>8956780
>>8956793
>>8956845
>>8957141
>>8957590
>>8957637
>>8958190
>>8958299
>>8958420
>>8960746
I cant help it but Ja/ck/'s videos always send me into a panicked cold sweat.
How is this mad still alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:11:17 2017 No.8964116 File: 67 KB, 639x639, 1491101894275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8958299 He's so stupid it hurts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:13:06 2017 No.8964123 File: 2.21 MB, 720x404, 1493984826751.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8964112 >>8964116 Who else /okherewego/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:14:08 2017 No.8964126 >>8962449 pancakes are not for sexual, ya goof

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:32:53 2017 No.8964163 >>8958512 Matt Stonie posted a video a couple days ago of him eating 5 chipotle burritos in 3.5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:33:55 2017 No.8964169 >>8961111 So is this guy just playing around? Or does he take himself that fucking seriously?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:34:35 2017 No.8964171 >>8961784 of course that's a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:34:56 2017 No.8964172 >>8964163 Nice but I'm not into watching men gorge on food. Where is the female version of Matt Stonie?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:36:10 2017 No.8964178 >>8964172 There was one cutie I found a while back who was a pro eater. She posted like 2 training vids of shit quality then never again.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:48:22 2017 No.8964226 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, 1466350944122.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8964112 He is a living meme

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:50:30 2017 No.8964235 >>8964226 That actually looked good until he dumped the tar on top of it. I assume he didn't bake the cake himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:02:50 2017 No.8964269 >>8961566 This is worse than seeing the decline of the British Empire.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:19:22 2017 No.8964336 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, 1468812054034.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8964235 It was a store-bought pound cake or something. He just cut it up and put cool whip and strawberries and jam in it before pouring the lumpy shit on there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:21:14 2017 No.8964344 File: 68 KB, 650x440, 1402510040462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955129 I just seriously want to know at this point, how the fuck is Jack not dead? Or at least suffering from some sort of serious health problem?

Anonymous Mon May 22 19:23:37 2017 No.8964352
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>>8964344
Well he has had a minor stroke, is morbidly obese and is pre-diabetic (maybe just diabetic by now). Now he seems to suffering from frequent kidney stones as well. So I would say he does have serious health problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:24:50 2017 No.8964359 >>8964336 >>Doesn't core it. >>Leaves sticker on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:26:34 2017 No.8964368 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, 1466162450283.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8964359 Pretty masterful

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:34:47 2017 No.8964404 >>8964169 i think he owns the restaurant. he plays up this act because it gets him free publicity, in turn making him more money.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 19:39:44 2017 No.8964425 >>8964226 >Dad why did you shit on that cake

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 20:25:23 2017 No.8964571 >>8958319 >hand another one >hand wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 23:28:42 2017 No.8965158 File: 2.88 MB, 666x374, 1483939050170.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry for interupting the ja/ck/ posting

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 23:30:14 2017 No.8965162 >>8965158 That seems like an incredibly excessive amount of work for what amounts to a strawberry flavored candy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 23:58:02 2017 No.8965257 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1478475478107.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:46:04 2017 No.8965370 >>8960746 >Big Boss grill A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:57:06 2017 No.8965399 File: 30 KB, 640x386, 4f0bfaa0c6c3a0590c3ea44dccfde800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965158 Am i having a stroke, wtf is this nonsense

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 00:58:28 2017 No.8965400 >>8964352 >minor stroke which he says was caused by "too much coffee"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:03:57 2017 No.8965413 >>8957873 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:12:03 2017 No.8965427 >>8965158 Is this a buttplug?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:21:53 2017 No.8965448 >>8965427 now it is

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:24:37 2017 No.8965452 File: 44 KB, 539x394, Laughing Strong Sad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8955129 >>8956793 >>8956845 >>8957141 >>8957637 >>8958190 >>8958299 >>8964226 >>8964336 >>8964368 GOD I FUCKING HATE JACK

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:29:03 2017 No.8965459 File: 951 KB, 720x404, 1480717148555.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965452

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:33:26 2017 No.8965467 >>8956123 That salsa is way too sweet

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:40:49 2017 No.8965489 >>8958244 >>8961710 Emmymade in Japan It's practically a fetish channel for people who enjoy watching women eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:46:54 2017 No.8965502 >>8958244 emmymadeinjapan

Anonymous Tue May 23 01:47:13 2017 No.8965503

>>8956725
ISnt this the one where he takes a 2 year old frozen brisket and makes chili out of it and then accuses the judges at his church chili cook off of being paid off or having other church politics be the reason he doesn't win but "he doesn't care" about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:48:55 2017 No.8965508 File: 2.54 MB, 640x360, 1489565257868.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965503 You seem to be well versed in Jack lore...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:51:59 2017 No.8965514 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, 1487226196448.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:55:25 2017 No.8965519 >>8965508 Holy shit, it looks like dehydrated urine.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:07:57 2017 No.8965533 I'm sad no one has managed to mirror Marie's Homemade Italian Sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:23:24 2017 No.8965552 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, Marie chopping onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965533

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:24:26 2017 No.8965553 >>8965552 >>8965533 https://track3.mixtape.moe/hclxpt.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:28:45 2017 No.8965558 >>8965459 an atrocity against poutine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:55:18 2017 No.8965600 It's good to see some new content on this board

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:57:30 2017 No.8965603 >>8961817 http://peoplegettingreallymadatfood.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:14:50 2017 No.8965634 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1487504437612.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:20:18 2017 No.8965643 >>8953960 he's like a fucking ogre also kill yourself for posting jack it's fucking old

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:21:25 2017 No.8965646 >>8953945 I got banned for making a jack thread. :/ He blocked me on youtube. Why cant we talk trash about jack on /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:24:52 2017 No.8965652 File: 4 KB, 170x59, ss (2014-06-22 at 03.37.57).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8954103 I would fuck the shit out of this bitch in a tub of ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:28:50 2017 No.8965661 File: 2.17 MB, 362x366, pnutbutr.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957799 lol this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:45:28 2017 No.8965693 File: 1.55 MB, 854x480, 1467967723269.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965646 Sorry to hear that buddy. You can talk trash about jack on /ck/ but you can't make a thread dedicated to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:47:12 2017 No.8965696 >>8965661 This isn't as bad as some of Tasty's other videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A11ROMSfj08 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDrPfNfcjc

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:54:36 2017 No.8965706 >>8965158 I need the source on this pronto!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:00:59 2017 No.8965718 >>8965646 Jack is a mod on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:08:41 2017 No.8965728 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, 1474455375901.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965718 kek, he wouldn't know how to even start being a mod on 4chan. He'd probably look for a phone number to call

Anonymous Tue May 23 04:31:34 2017 No.8965762

>>8957637
It's amazing, it's almost like he cannot wait to stuff his face so he will use cold oil and take things out when they're raw, but he will waste all the time in the world with stupid shots and terrible handling of things. With all the time he spend preparing to drop the steak he might as well wait until the oil is hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:34:04 2017 No.8965769 File: 94 KB, 542x480, owo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965728 What the fuck

Anonymous Tue May 23 04:38:12 2017 No.8965775

>>8965696
I find maybe a third of Tasty's vids to be pretty good. Some of them are actually decent recipes and you can always tweak them. Plus they can be great inspiration for great dishes. I will not deny that a lot of their shit is terrible.

Look at this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-tfVCXjUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aHLcFv8P64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptE4vv2GoyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-CmG-RQoUE

That last one is the most confusing to me. They have this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8t91mzdeb4 which shows that they can make a good broccoli and cheddar soup, so why even make the other one? Did they not do any research until they made the second one?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:42:54 2017 No.8965783 >>8965646 At least Jack is so triggered he has been disabling likes on his videos for months.

Anonymous Tue May 23 04:49:23 2017 No.8965793
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>>8965783
He has an incredible victim complex. As soon as he gets criticism he seems to mentally categorize it as bullying if more than a few people tell him the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:56:03 2017 No.8965800 >>8965793 That's because he's a loser, he has to do that or else he can't cope.

Anonymous Tue May 23 04:56:08 2017 No.8965801

>>8965718
>>8965693
>>8965783
>>8965793

Lets talk more shit about jack. His food wars series are so fucking retarded. His newage christian friends are super weird. He is incredibly rude and ignorant.

I always say that jack is the perfect embodiment of what the rest of the world thinks the average american is.

Fat, dumb, loud, ignorant, rude, uncultured, etc.

He does have a victim complex. He always leaves rude replies to peoples comments even ones that mean well and obviously arent trolls. I want to buy his sauce just to see how shitty it is.

Anonymous Tue May 23 05:00:16 2017 No.8965809

>>8965801
I forgot to mention that he lies in his videos all the time. All his videos are sponsored (nothing wrong with making money but dont pretend like they aren't). He has contradicted himself so many times.

His interactions with other people is so embarrassing to watch. Its so hard to finish them. When he interviews people or when he goes to chili cook offs or talks with random people it makes me die of second hand embaressment.

Hes also super rude to waiters and waitresses and talks shit so openly about the food when he literally has no idea what he is even talking about.

He thinks char pizza crust is burnt and flips out. Eats burgers straight rare and loves it. I fucking hate jack.

Post webms and other retarded jack moments and stories if you guys get a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:06:29 2017 No.8965814 File: 3 KB, 85x125, 2000%Cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965801 >>8965809 Yea man that dude is internet aids

Anonymous Tue May 23 05:22:28 2017 No.8965838

>>8958475
Haha I know right? They like a nice thick pizza that has a consistency other pies tend to have. How fucking dare they!

oh I'm a guy who likes all. Deep dish is fucking delicious, so is New York style, so is an authentic as fuck chicago style, so is a lasagna and taco pizza. There's no reason to be so closeminded.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:38:56 2017 No.8965858 >>8965801 My favorite is his cheap skank friend, where they make a huge portion of chili or something and seal it in jars. Can't find the video

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:45:33 2017 No.8965870 >>8958319 >>8958777 and why the fuck does he call the quesadilla "him"?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:50:35 2017 No.8965880 >>8965706 youtube channel tokyo gastronomy, think the chef is seiji yamamoto

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:57:24 2017 No.8965889 >>8965775 what's the problem with the broccoli cheese soup

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:59:51 2017 No.8965892 >>8965793 nigger we are all obviously bullying him. when you get bullied and the bullies deny they're doing it that's the most psychologically damaging part of it

Anonymous Tue May 23 06:27:25 2017 No.8965925
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>>8965892
Wasn't talking about us but the normie commenters on his videos. He gets pissy /salty if they converge on some critique. Then he'll either dismiss it as trolling or that they just don't understand his special situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:41:35 2017 No.8966099 >>8965533 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:53:45 2017 No.8966116 >>8965769 >he doesnt surprise his girlfriend with a homemade cheesecake for valentines day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:58:17 2017 No.8966225 File: 10 KB, 200x200, 1489683600589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8957590

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:03:05 2017 No.8966231 >>8961111 After his shift is complete he heads home, dresses like a furry, jerks off to my little pony then play 10 hours of world of warcraft.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:34:17 2017 No.8966268 >>8957873 YOU'RE NOT STEVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:43:33 2017 No.8966282 >>8958660 Sauerkraut, apples, onions, some spices, few ham hocks...slow roast for few hours....with mustard and horseradish..not fucking with you anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:52:24 2017 No.8966305 >>8958330 Naw man. Unless you like your food to taste like burned plastic. Teflon and anything past ~220C is a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:45:56 2017 No.8966576 >>8954095 Is that... is that sauerkraut?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:48:28 2017 No.8966583 >>8954101 I thought it was serious until the barrel came up...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:52:40 2017 No.8966593 >>8954096 did she die

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:07:41 2017 No.8966631 >>8965552 Fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:09:20 2017 No.8966636 >>8966099 >be careful not to hurt yourself >Almost fucking chops off left index finger I shouted out real loud god fucking dammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:23:13 2017 No.8966672 >>8954521 >kfc, grapes and watermelon just black people food

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:49:21 2017 No.8966747 >>8958223 >pudding where... where is this "pudding"? Tell me, so i can bomb that shithole

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:59:32 2017 No.8966767 >>8954096 Dem unfettered calories

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:03:10 2017 No.8966779 >>8965452 A good argument for eugenics

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:17:58 2017 No.8966828 >>8965158 >when you take classes at a culinary institute but end up with a degree in engineering instead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:38:41 2017 No.8966876 File: 2.50 MB, 1280x720, yuge corn dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:39:50 2017 No.8966881 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, everything is fine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:40:57 2017 No.8966887 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, thats not a knife.THATS a knife!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:44:25 2017 No.8966895 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, kosher jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:45:33 2017 No.8966898 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, american cheese vs. chinese knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:49:58 2017 No.8966912 File: 30 KB, 293x259, 1486959323692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8966898 come the fuck on

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:52:05 2017 No.8966921 File: 1.55 MB, 940x529, 1491057741416.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:53:06 2017 No.8966924 >>8965889 It's basically a dip. Look at all that grease floating

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:54:25 2017 No.8966929 >>8966895 his mouth makes me so angry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 14:59:42 2017 No.8966944 >>8964169 He owns a few high end restaurants and just does it for show. If he's that successful and can pull it off then why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 15:03:36 2017 No.8966962 >>8965634 >he screwed up sealing the jar before he shook it Out of all the Ja/ck/ I've seen so far this one touched a dark place.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 15:05:51 2017 No.8966969 >>8966912 He whines that the knife is cutting his shitty cutting board too. You should watch it, its funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 15:09:14 2017 No.8966976 >>8966969 >it's funny You're strange.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 15:50:00 2017 No.8967106 File: 563 KB, 715x1000, 2901760_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8962240 >>8962449

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 16:54:05 2017 No.8967335 >>8954096 this should be >keTURD keturding.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:32:37 2017 No.8967435 >>8964163 what are you doing with your life? Go outside

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:37:25 2017 No.8967452 File: 29 KB, 412x430, 1476307453440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961566 as a yorkshire man this sickens me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:39:55 2017 No.8967462 >>8966921 >your opinion is not in the recipe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:40:34 2017 No.8967469 File: 9 KB, 326x245, 1466270879586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8964336 CAN THIS MAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT??!!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:42:35 2017 No.8967479 >>8965728 jesus...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:43:32 2017 No.8967482 File: 909 KB, 2564x1438, yokshieet putting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961566

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 17:46:03 2017 No.8967490 File: 35 KB, 960x742, 1490652078810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8965925 help me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 18:17:45 2017 No.8967602 >>8966231 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 19:16:16 2017 No.8967814 >>8961566 >>8967452 Well, he did a retake (for once). Thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZaXDymBqI

Anonymous Tue May 23 19:44:31 2017 No.8967957

>>8958190
I hope jack burns the fuck out of himself one day. I mean look how long hes been trying to cook and how uncomfortable and afraid of the oil he is. Its like hes in a fucking panic about throwing those things in. Just put it in gently and let go. Fucking idiot.

Ive also seen jack not understand how a roux works or that cornstarch thickens things. It came to a boil (max thickening with a roux) and hes like "omg it just thickened!! its like magic! what happened wow I cant believe it!!

god fuck jack.

There is also a website talking about how shitty jack is. If you just google Jack scalfani it comes up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 24 00:36:29 2017 No.8968992 >>8965634 how do you fuck this up?

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