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It's webum time again, lads
>>8953945>It's webum time againthe most wonderful time of the year!
>>8954096... Go on
>>8953960What the fuck happened? Did he microwave that pizzabox?
>>8953960Jesus that was hard to watch
>>8954101I'm not sitting through that shit again.
>>8953960Just by looking at his hands, I could tell that he was not pleased. lol
>>8953960This is what happens when you hire niggers to cook.
>>8954095>onions and garlic>applesMother fucking apples? Wtf?
>>8954095This is disgusting. Probably one of those prison food memes.
>>8953960personal pizzas are for cucks
>>8954352fuck off dickhead
>>8954409Its the truth. Undercooked dont give a shit pizza is nigger 101. Spics too scared to lose his job to fuck up that bad.
>>8954409why is it that hispanic people by large are just so much better than you are.The new america is white, asian, and hispanic.
>>8954363Apples go very well with kraut. That mixture could be added with pork for a very nice meal.
>>8954386>onion, apples, sauerkrautjust white people food
>>8954388Sauce me brotendo
>>8954599Looks like Alura Jensen
This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort. This is because the fucking cheese has started Cooling in the pizza isn't that hot anymore. You people are fucking retarded.
>>8954637>mfw people think tendon is icky and refuse to eat meat off the bone
>>8953954I hate his face.
>>8954644God what a disgusting human being.
>>8954681Probably hates tendon
>>8954363every single fucking jack webm there is some aspie who fixates on the wrong thing being 'wrong' and reveals their ignorance in the process
>>8954637>This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effortit means the collagen has broken down, which is good
>>8954740No, it means you overcooked it you new faggot.
>>8954388No wonder she got fucking chubby she's just licking cake batter and frosting all day and trying to look sensual for her imaginary friends
>>8954742no it doesn'tyou can break down the collagen without overcooking the meat, anon.
>>8954731It's the samefag, mate.
>>8954388i want to punch her melons, like in a real fight.
>>8954096for what purpose
A rare one for (you)
>>8955117To get me hard
>>8954101will try this
>>8954096That little bit of buttery slobber at the end never fails to get my dick hard
>>8953945I don't even like pizza that much but holy fuck that looks good.
>>8955129What are those supposed to be?
>>8955129why are your torturing that eggy-wegg!?
>>8954101don't forget the olive, gets me every time
>>8954103What a waste of friesWhat a waste of nice gook tits
>>8954103That was significantly more ketchup than I had anticipated
>>8954657>>8953954He has such an irritating face and I don't know why.
>>8956233I think it's the combination of slightly pantomime expressions and the way he looks like someone inflated him two pumps over maximum pressure that suggest he's going to cut you in your sleep if you don't enthusiastically agree with him.
Does anyone have the webm of the guy cutting a huge wheel of steamy cheese?
>>8954389KING SLOBSLOBFAM [email protected]
>>8954389Oh god why do I find this so hot
>>8956725that's a rare Ja/ck/
>>8956774Thank you good sir
>>8956793>the dexterity and finesse of a drunken deckhand>the inability to perform mundane tasks properlyIt's definitely Ja/ck/
>>8956780Of course that lazy slob uses an electric pepper grinder.
>>8956793WHY IS HE APPLYING SIDEWISE FORCE TO THE BOTTLE GOD FUCK WARGARRRBLE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
>>8956780There is absolutely no chance this is good. It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.
>>8956835But anon he doesn't drink beer! So he couldn't possibly know how to open a bottle! Plus he is a stroke survivor.
>>8956842>There is absolutely no chance this is goodIt's Jack.>It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.Purely accidental.
>>8956780All that fucking starch oh my god
>>8956849He didn't come up with that. It's Martha Stewart bullshit.
>>8956740prolly a complete fag
Gaze upon my webm, ye mighty, and despair.
>>8956793WHY DOES HE PUBLISH VIDEOS OF HIMSELF DOING THINGS POORLYDO ANOTHER TAKE YOU LAZY FUCKING PIG
>>8954095I fucking love this.
>>8955129my sister got my mom those "eggie" things for christmas and I just don't understand how they existboiling eggs isnt hardde-shelling them isnt hardwhy the fuck do you need them
>>8957141Just looking at this putting cold oil in it already is turning my stomach.
>>8957141you know you're supposed to heat up the oil BEFORE frying stuff in it right
>>8957317There's no real reason to.
>>8954389FRIG OFF RANDY
>>8954101Please tell me there's an entire youtube channel dedicated to giving Tasty a big fat fuck you
>>8954096Oh god my throat hurts watching this
>>8954681>>8954686how dare you talk shit about real-life hero Anderson Cooper
>>8953960had a pizza like that from pizza hut and sent a complaint. got several coupons for free pizzas
>>8954420go away juan
>>8956793blue moons are twist off..
>>8957873>emptying that bag of chunky bear cum
>>8958164are you fucking retarded? do they not have pudding where you live?honestly how old could you be to make a comment that stupidcan't believe we browse with people like you
>>8958223>he thinks he's getting pudding>he doesn't know what it really is
any recent ja/ck/ fuck ups?
>>8958224>everyone look how stupid i am
>>8957873Who is this?
>>8958190WHAT THE FUCKTHIS GUY MUST BE ACTUALLY DUMB AS FUCKWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOINGJUST STOPPLEASE STOP THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdANot a webm. But I guarantee you it's the most painful video in this thread.
i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about ja/ck/. u wouldnt say this shit to him in his kitchen, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
>>8954095The thing that bothers me about this is that pan could handle a trip into the oven. Why not just put the lid on and save the baking dish for another day.
>>8958321jack pls go and stay go
>>8958321Not to mention he has family in gangs.
>>8958319>the army of white knights in the comments
>>8958336Growing up on Jacks food would do this to any man.
>>8953945This is a blue board, anon
>>8953954THIS FUCKING GUY creeps me out so much. I hate his face, his voice, his laugh, the way he talks, the things he finds funny, even the way he expresses joy. I've only ever met one other person like that and I kicked him out of my home for the sole reason his existence was offensive to me.
>>8954635Where would one find this?
>>8954657Fuck this guy. Just watch SoloTravelBlog. Dustin is so cool he has a tan from his sunglasses. Check yourself before you Chiang Kai Shek yourself.
>>8958299I just watched the full video to this. What the actual fuck is he doing.Holy shit.https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE
>>8957052>>8958375It's Chicago deep dish. Sauce on the top confirms it even before the Giordano's logo on the wall.
>>8957141>Pan isn't hot>Adds 4 litres of oil Can this shmuck doing anything correctly? You'd think that he'd at least try and do things the right way...I feel sorry for his family having to eat the dog shit that he cooks
>>8957637Good thing the oil is cold, that splash back would give you a nice burn
>>8958429I don't think that's Jack, it looks like Kay's stove desu
>>8958190he's really gonna injure himself seriously like this one dayi'm pretty skittish around boiling oil myself but at least i'm not retarded
>>8958190>not free throwing your food into the oilwhat are you, gay?
>>8953954He has the dicksucking jaw thing going on.
>>8954635>Chicagoan "people" call this "food"
>>8957590This motherfucker and his cream cheese...
>>8958299I'm no fuckin' vegetarian but it pains me that a salmon had to die for that.
>>8958226If you have some videos and timestamps in mind I can make some
>>8954389>that gut>that lust for burgersRANDY BOBANDY
>>8958494Can you do the chipotle soup one where he left the burner on at the end?That was hilarious.
>>8954731sorry lad but to my taste mixing butter, onions, garlic, and fucking APPLES over HEAT makes no fucking sense
>>8954101i'm actually crying holy fuck
>>8958548That's because you've never tried it. Very common to make a choucroute style thing with apples
>>8955117You'll understand when you grow up.
>>8958648i'll give it a shot sometimeyou better not be gaffing me
>>8958319lord i want to die
>>8957637>That pause before slamming the beef on a pan like retardclassic.
>>8958420we're gonna drop in a little bit of butter >THUD
>>8954635That looks like a nice Gozer, solid and thin rather than a thick saucy mess.
>>8958319She puts an H in front of any word that starts with a vowel, and I think that's grounds for getting murderfucked out of this world. My lord, I didn't know people could be this annoying.
>>8954388She could serve me a plate of my own feces and I would smile and eat it like a big dopey retard.
>>8958346He's like Jimmy from GTA V.
>>8954644Did he take a dump on his desk after that?
>>8957637Is this guy parody or an actual retard?
>>8958223comment of the day
>>8958190+3 style points
not a webm but probably belongs in this thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdcUv3kx-8
>>8957873I thought she was vegetarian.
>oh look, a webm thread>people posting decent webms for hours>everything after that is the same jack shitposting from every other thread on /ck/I'm convinced no one on /ck/ actually cooks, or even enjoys food for that matter.
>>8959065>oh look, a webm thread>people posting the same webms from every other webm thread on /ck/I don't know why you're singling out the Jackposters.
>>8958432Yep, that's Kay.
>>8954096weird how this makes me feel sick yet browsing rekt threads doesnt
>>8958319UAAARGHHH!!!What the flying fuck is that? Why does this exist?
>>8954388>bad skin>saggy tits>vacant stare>whoreish makeupJesus christ this creature is disgusting.
>>8959493Wow dude I'm really impressed by how discerning you are. I wish I could jerk off as good as you man
>>8954101that was really good
>>8959493I can smell the envy from here
>>8955129I have that knife set
>>8954389Isn't that King Ass Ripper?
>>8954096Those edges must have hurt like hell
>>8954096That fucking half a bottle of barefoot moscato on the fridge tops it all off.
>>8955117To attract a mate
>>8961111Checked. And who is this man?
>>8961395>Doesn't know about fancy meat-salting manPathetic
>>8961409I know about him. But its only about his slicing of meat and fancy ass salting style
>>8958777checked and agreed
>>8960746top lel... sometimes the simple ones are the best
>>8958319Why does she sound like Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive
>>8954389Is that King ass ripper?
>>8954101Fuck I'm having one of those laughter fits that sounds indistinguishable from laughter.
>>8961695do you know what indistinguishable means.
>>8958244I also need to know this - gis returned nothing but guessed "liposuction"
>>8961707I meant crying*.
>>8954657what mark wines video is this?
>>8954101Look at what you've fucking done, manGood post
>>8953945where's the oregano?
>>8961822>DOOD OREGANO LIMO
>>8960407It's fucking butter, not a table.
>>8956725Did he get permission to make that Vantablack?
>>8962240I'd pour syrup right in her open mouth, let in drizzle on her face, and then start licking it all off her mouth and when most of it is gone, start passionately making out with her.Would stick my dick in the batter she was made from as well. So hot.
>>8953945Not enough cheese
>>8954101>ferment for winter>make sandwiches until spring arrives
>>8953945would consume violently/10
>>8954101whats the source of this?
>>8957188they're typically made for old/handicapped/infirm people such as those with parkinson's to increase their quality of life.as the market is relatively small, the companies also re-brand them as the kitschy as-seen-on-tv tat to try and generate additional revenue from the productsin fact this is where most of those As Seen On TV Infomercial products come from
>>8958319She's taking the piss, isn't she?
>>8964007Acting wacky to get youtube views. Appears to be working.
>>8954101I cant even tell if this is a parody>>8956780>>8956793>>8956845>>8957141>>8957590>>8957637>>8958190>>8958299>>8958420>>8960746I cant help it but Ja/ck/'s videos always send me into a panicked cold sweat.How is this mad still alive?
>>8958299He's so stupid it hurts
>>8964112>>8964116Who else /okherewego/
>>8962449pancakes are not for sexual, ya goof
>>8958512Matt Stonie posted a video a couple days ago of him eating 5 chipotle burritos in 3.5 minutes.
>>8961111So is this guy just playing around? Or does he take himself that fucking seriously?
>>8961784of course that's a thing.
>>8964163Nice but I'm not into watching men gorge on food. Where is the female version of Matt Stonie?
>>8964172There was one cutie I found a while back who was a pro eater. She posted like 2 training vids of shit quality then never again.
>>8964112He is a living meme
>>8964226That actually looked good until he dumped the tar on top of it. I assume he didn't bake the cake himself.
>>8961566This is worse than seeing the decline of the British Empire.
>>8964235It was a store-bought pound cake or something. He just cut it up and put cool whip and strawberries and jam in it before pouring the lumpy shit on there.
>>8955129I just seriously want to know at this point, how the fuck is Jack not dead? Or at least suffering from some sort of serious health problem?
>>8964344Well he has had a minor stroke, is morbidly obese and is pre-diabetic (maybe just diabetic by now). Now he seems to suffering from frequent kidney stones as well. So I would say he does have serious health problems.
>>8964336>>Doesn't core it.>>Leaves sticker on.
>>8964169i think he owns the restaurant. he plays up this act because it gets him free publicity, in turn making him more money.
>>8964226>Dad why did you shit on that cake
>>8958319>hand another one>handwtf
Sorry for interupting the ja/ck/ posting
>>8965158That seems like an incredibly excessive amount of work for what amounts to a strawberry flavored candy
>>8960746>Big Boss grillA weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
>>8965158Am i having a stroke, wtf is this nonsense
>>8964352>minor strokewhich he says was caused by "too much coffee"
>>8965158Is this a buttplug?
>>8965427now it is
>>8955129>>8956793>>8956845>>8957141>>8957637>>8958190>>8958299>>8964226>>8964336>>8964368GOD I FUCKING HATE JACK
>>8956123That salsa is way too sweet
>>8958244>>8961710Emmymade in JapanIt's practically a fetish channel for people who enjoy watching women eat.
>>8956725ISnt this the one where he takes a 2 year old frozen brisket and makes chili out of it and then accuses the judges at his church chili cook off of being paid off or having other church politics be the reason he doesn't win but "he doesn't care" about it?
>>8965503You seem to be well versed in Jack lore...
>>8965508Holy shit, it looks like dehydrated urine.
I'm sad no one has managed to mirror Marie's Homemade Italian Sauce
>>8965459an atrocity against poutine
It's good to see some new content on this board
>>8953960he's like a fucking ogrealso kill yourself for posting jack it's fucking old
>>8953945I got banned for making a jack thread. :/ He blocked me on youtube. Why cant we talk trash about jack on /ck/?
>>8954103I would fuck the shit out of this bitch in a tub of ketchup.
>>8965646Sorry to hear that buddy. You can talk trash about jack on /ck/ but you can't make a thread dedicated to it.
>>8965661This isn't as bad as some of Tasty's other videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A11ROMSfj08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRDrPfNfcjc
>>8965158I need the source on this pronto!
>>8965646Jack is a mod on /ck/
>>8965718kek, he wouldn't know how to even start being a mod on 4chan. He'd probably look for a phone number to call
>>8957637It's amazing, it's almost like he cannot wait to stuff his face so he will use cold oil and take things out when they're raw, but he will waste all the time in the world with stupid shots and terrible handling of things. With all the time he spend preparing to drop the steak he might as well wait until the oil is hot.
>>8965728What the fuck
>>8965696I find maybe a third of Tasty's vids to be pretty good. Some of them are actually decent recipes and you can always tweak them. Plus they can be great inspiration for great dishes. I will not deny that a lot of their shit is terrible.Look at this shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-tfVCXjUkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aHLcFv8P64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptE4vv2GoyMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-CmG-RQoUEThat last one is the most confusing to me. They have this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8t91mzdeb4 which shows that they can make a good broccoli and cheddar soup, so why even make the other one? Did they not do any research until they made the second one?
>>8965646At least Jack is so triggered he has been disabling likes on his videos for months.
>>8965783He has an incredible victim complex. As soon as he gets criticism he seems to mentally categorize it as bullying if more than a few people tell him the same thing.
>>8965793That's because he's a loser, he has to do that or else he can't cope.
>>8965718>>8965693>>8965783>>8965793Lets talk more shit about jack. His food wars series are so fucking retarded. His newage christian friends are super weird. He is incredibly rude and ignorant.I always say that jack is the perfect embodiment of what the rest of the world thinks the average american is.Fat, dumb, loud, ignorant, rude, uncultured, etc.He does have a victim complex. He always leaves rude replies to peoples comments even ones that mean well and obviously arent trolls. I want to buy his sauce just to see how shitty it is.
>>8965801I forgot to mention that he lies in his videos all the time. All his videos are sponsored (nothing wrong with making money but dont pretend like they aren't). He has contradicted himself so many times. His interactions with other people is so embarrassing to watch. Its so hard to finish them. When he interviews people or when he goes to chili cook offs or talks with random people it makes me die of second hand embaressment.Hes also super rude to waiters and waitresses and talks shit so openly about the food when he literally has no idea what he is even talking about.He thinks char pizza crust is burnt and flips out. Eats burgers straight rare and loves it. I fucking hate jack.Post webms and other retarded jack moments and stories if you guys get a chance.
>>8965801>>8965809Yea man that dude is internet aids
>>8958475Haha I know right? They like a nice thick pizza that has a consistency other pies tend to have. How fucking dare they!oh I'm a guy who likes all. Deep dish is fucking delicious, so is New York style, so is an authentic as fuck chicago style, so is a lasagna and taco pizza. There's no reason to be so closeminded.
>>8965801My favorite is his cheap skank friend, where they make a huge portion of chili or something and seal it in jars. Can't find the video
>>8958319>>8958777and why the fuck does he call the quesadilla "him"?
>>8965706youtube channel tokyo gastronomy, think the chef is seiji yamamoto
>>8965775what's the problem with the broccoli cheese soup
>>8965793nigger we are all obviously bullying him. when you get bullied and the bullies deny they're doing it that's the most psychologically damaging part of it
>>8965892Wasn't talking about us but the normie commenters on his videos. He gets pissy /salty if they converge on some critique. Then he'll either dismiss it as trolling or that they just don't understand his special situation.
>>8965769>he doesnt surprise his girlfriend with a homemade cheesecake for valentines day.
>>8961111After his shift is complete he heads home, dresses like a furry, jerks off to my little pony then play 10 hours of world of warcraft.
>>8957873YOU'RE NOT STEVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8958660Sauerkraut, apples, onions, some spices, few ham hocks...slow roast for few hours....with mustard and horseradish..not fucking with you anon
>>8958330Naw man. Unless you like your food to taste like burned plastic. Teflon and anything past ~220C is a bad idea.
>>8954095Is that... is that sauerkraut?
>>8954101I thought it was serious until the barrel came up...
>>8954096did she die
>>8966099>be careful not to hurt yourself>Almost fucking chops off left index fingerI shouted out real loud god fucking dammit.
>>8954521>kfc, grapes and watermelonjust black people food
>>8958223>puddingwhere... where is this "pudding"? Tell me, so i can bomb that shithole
>>8954096Dem unfettered calories
>>8965452A good argument for eugenics
>>8965158>when you take classes at a culinary institute but end up with a degree in engineering instead
>>8966898come the fuck on
>>8965889It's basically a dip. Look at all that grease floating
>>8966895his mouth makes me so angry
>>8964169He owns a few high end restaurants and just does it for show. If he's that successful and can pull it off then why not?
>>8965634>he screwed up sealing the jar before he shook itOut of all the Ja/ck/ I've seen so far this one touched a dark place.
>>8966912He whines that the knife is cutting his shitty cutting board too. You should watch it, its funny.
>>8966969>it's funnyYou're strange.
>>8954096this should be>keTURD keturding.
>>8964163what are you doing with your life? Go outside
>>8961566as a yorkshire man this sickens me
>>8966921>your opinion is not in the recipe
>>8964336CAN THIS MAN DO ANYTHING RIGHT??!!?!
>>8961566>>8967452Well, he did a retake (for once). Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZaXDymBqI
>>8958190I hope jack burns the fuck out of himself one day. I mean look how long hes been trying to cook and how uncomfortable and afraid of the oil he is. Its like hes in a fucking panic about throwing those things in. Just put it in gently and let go. Fucking idiot.Ive also seen jack not understand how a roux works or that cornstarch thickens things. It came to a boil (max thickening with a roux) and hes like "omg it just thickened!! its like magic! what happened wow I cant believe it!!god fuck jack.There is also a website talking about how shitty jack is. If you just google Jack scalfani it comes up.
>>8965634how do you fuck this up?