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>What do you want to have for dinner, honey?
>How about something with barely any nutritional value that will make your piss smell like tear gas?

>> No.8951741

>>8951642
> barely any nutritional value

>> No.8951749

>>8951741
There isn't any unless you love potassium for some reason.

>> No.8951767
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8951767

>>8951749
>he has inferior levels of potassium

>> No.8951769

>caring what your piss smells like
are you into watersports or do you piss in bottles and leave them in your room?

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8951770

>>8951767
>he knows not what he talks about
So, uhm, how's that shitposting coming along?

>> No.8951788

as a rule of thumb any plan with a strong flavour has a whole bunch of shit in it that is probably good for a whole bunch of other shit

quick google
http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=12

>> No.8951835

>>8951642
I don't know, the smell of noxious asparagus metabolites in your piss is kind of satisfying. I always take a B complex when I eat them so that it's bright yellow, syrupy, and extra potent, then leave it without flushing.

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8951838

>only makes about 50% of peoples piss smell
>supposedly linked to how much you veg you eat

Get out of here amerifat

>> No.8951840

>>8951838
Do you have a source for this shitpost?