al/ck/ thread, mid week check-in

[Anonymous No.8945682]

what you drunks doing to get through the week

>drinkan to break the
monotony
>doin to compliment the drinkan
>listenan as the soundtrack to your life

[Anonymous No.8945692]

>>8945682
half assedly studying, drinking Bulleit bourbon on the rocks.

[Anonymous No.8945937]

drinkan hipster beer and watchin oz

[Anonymous No.8945969]

Pretty sure I'm going through mild acute withdrawl. Can't stop shaking and sweating.

[Anonymous No.8945982]

>>8945969
you know what you need to do

[Anonymous No.8946008]

>>8945682
Been drinking had the past ten days.
Drank shine on Friday night and when I came to work the next day, the owner asked how I was.
>Well Larry I got drunk on shi e and drove my buddies GT real fast around town!

Well good thing you did not get caught.
>oh don't worry man, no way they were catching me last night!

Stayed hard buzzed that shift.
Taking a break tonight, gonna drink some bloddy Marys.

[Anonymous No.8946047]

>>8946008
love some bloody marys

[Anonymous No.8946133]

Finishing off a 4pack of these.

The little chinese lady I buy my alcohol from had hidden a single 4-pack in the back of the beer fridge, when I bought it she said it was for a "loyal customer".

idgaf, it's mine now.

[Anonymous No.8946174]

>>8945969
>mild acute withdrawal
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.8946229]

>>8945969
Why not taper?

[Anonymous No.8946995]

Music - Candlemass, Pentagram, Motorhead and Sepultura

A few days sober, the pot isn't cutting it

[Anonymous No.8947001]

>>8946133
she wants the d

[Anonymous No.8947019]

>>8946174
You can have varying levels of withdrawl, anon. Acute refers to the onset, not the strength.

[Anonymous No.8947115]

>haven't been drinking long
>I'll quit for the week, just because I can
>shouldn't be hard I'm not addicted yet
>day two
>back on the bottom shelf vodka

Haha, guess it's easier to get addicted than I thought.

[Anonymous No.8947139]

I have a free night during the week to get smashed because my employer is making me take the day off tomorrow to decide if I still want to work there or not because I've been late to work in the morning too many times. Ten years of good work and the only thing that matters is the fact that I've punched in three minutes late too many times in the past 12 months. They probably think this is going to be an issue of grave importance to me that makes me reconsider my life choices and alter my behavior, but the joke's on them; I have nobody in life that depends on me and it doesn't make a difference to me if I live or die.

[Anonymous No.8947173]

>>8945682

Finished off my box wine, working on Jager. Work meeting in 6 hours, yay.

[Anonymous No.8947180]

>>8947139
what kind of job do you have?

[Anonymous No.8947184]

>>8947139
Find a new job if your boss is being that much of a cunt.

[Anonymous No.8947214]

>>8945682
Went to my pizza shop/bar I work at, drank a couple Long Islands and got some beers to take home. Now I'm sipping Budweiser and listening to Jim Breuer on the Opie & Anthony show as I play MTG Online.

My room is too hot though, need a fucking air conditioner.

[Anonymous No.8947224]

>>8947115
Taper off while it's still easy. I made a huge mistake in 2012 when I had the chance to get out the easy way. If you continue, unexplainable suffering will come your way.

[Anonymous No.8947228]

>>8947214
you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.8947251]

>>8947228
Hey man don't be mean he sounds chill.

[Anonymous No.8947261]

>>8947214

FUCKING NORMIE

[Anonymous No.8947264]

JUST woke up, i got 18 beers in the fridge, got into a fight last night with a german guy. It was bound to happen.

Now im gonna drink, listen to shitty 80s music and fap

[Anonymous No.8947270]

>>8947264
Fuck that asshole you showed him that you were not another pushover.

Chug that beer like an alpha my man.

[Anonymous No.8947287]

>>8947270

lel, its about time that fucking bastard got some heat.

Cheers man

[Anonymous No.8947313]

>>8947287
Cheers m8. I had a bully in highschool. Big redneck bastard he would talk shit to anyone. One day I was pissing and he commented on how long I was taking. I said "I might be smaller than you, and get my ass kicked. But I will fight you. And that black eye will hurt" he never fucked with me again.

Sometimes man, you just gotta make that stand. Anyway, bottom shelf vodka shots, Arizona tea, and garlic herb bread/hot dogs. Man, I got terrible taste.

[Anonymous No.8947351]

>>8947214
Do you play commander?

[Anonymous No.8947399]

I didn't get drunk at lunch, or on the ride home, and only had 4 beers at home.

Woke up at 2 and couldn't get back to sleep, but I'll take the good with the bad.

[Anonymous No.8947554]

19 checking in

my mom buys me booze cuz shes nice. last night i had my first experience of "too much" half a bottle of tequila and i was barely feeling it but after about 20 minutes i could hardly walk. it was kinda fun for like 10 minutes then i made ramen which took a really long time then i ate half of it and immediately felt like death so i layed down and every time i closed my eyes everything started spinning so i just layed with my eyes open staring at the wall until i passed out after like 40 minutes. is this what my life is going to be like?

[Anonymous No.8947562]

>>8947554
Pretty much - my life has become a tattered, everlasting hangover.

[Anonymous No.8947603]

Beer, lots of it.

Can't be considered an alcoholic if I'm not drinking liquor every night.

[Anonymous No.8947605]

>>8947603
true that

[Anonymous No.8947608]

How much do you have to drink per day to make quitting cold turkey inadvisable?

[Anonymous No.8947654]

hot toddies cos it's cold af and I'm sick
feels bretty comfy

[Anonymous No.8947663]

Just had a day without drinking for the first time in a long time and after I woke up I felt sick, thirsty and slightly dizzy. Anyone else experienced something similar? Is it likely to be withdrawal or just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.8947665]

I'm doin real bad man. drinkin 6.9% icehouse 24oz cans. life isnt sposed to be like this.

[Anonymous No.8947667]

>>8947663
what do you mean by "sick". nausea is a common withdrawal symptom. other symptoms are lack of appetite, sweating, nervousness, anxiety, high blood pressure.

[Anonymous No.8947669]

>>8947667
Yeah, I guess nausea would describe it. Don't have any of those other symptoms yet though.

[Anonymous No.8948875]

drinkan cheap whiskey and playin tomb raider ps1

[Anonymous No.8948900]

>>8947214
gay

[Anonymous No.8948919]

>>8947554
Spins go away forever if you're more alcoholic. Quit while you're ahead.
Hangovers for me don't involve any nausea or headaches, just existential terror and crippling panic.

[Anonymous No.8948921]

>>8947608
The hard truth is that it's different for everyone.

[Anonymous No.8948956]

>mfw 3 days clean
>sleep 4-5 hours a night instead of the typical 8-9 because it takes forever to fall asleep sober
>still wake up more fresh

Man alcohol really is poison

[Anonymous No.8948982]

>>8947554
stop drinking so fast dummy
it can take 20-30 mins for the alch to fully hit

[Anonymous No.8949672]

>>8947608
rough estimate would be 12 beers, 2 bottles of wine, 500 ml liquor. any of those amounts if taken regularly for a while will make suddenly stopping an issue. probably just sweating, insomnia and high blood pressure. those amounts arent enough to give the shakes or DTs though.

[Anonymous No.8949680]

>>8947554
> is this what my life is going to be like?
You're not an alcoholic yet dumb dumb, it's not glamorous so don't bother with it. Learn to pace your drinks.

[Anonymous No.8949977]

>>8949672
I've been doing a pint of moonshine a night for a bit too long and I'm indeed a restless sweaty piece of shit with heart palpitations when I try to stop.

I guess I'll taper and then quit for a while.

[Anonymous No.8949985]

>>8949977
I should add, I've noticed muscle soreness and fucked up fine motor skills in the mornings.

Literally none of the headaches and very little of the upset stomach I get with store booze though. I guess that's the problem with shine, a lot of the hangover effects aren't there and so you can go harder and get into tricky territory.

[Anonymous No.8950121]

Just bought a 750 of this shit, It's pretty tasty. I like that herbal grass taste before I blackout for three days.

[Anonymous No.8950645]

>Ate something like an hour or so ago
>Can't help but finish half a fifth of vodka and a beer
>will probably throw up

[Anonymous No.8950869]

diarrhea?

how do you deal?

[Anonymous No.8950883]

>>8950869
Fiber pills

[Anonymous No.8950896]

>>8950883
already take 2-4 metamucil

[Anonymous No.8951198]

I am a professional dancer, my work has been slipping over the past year due to moderate alcoholism.
I have a competition tomorrow that I am expected to appear at in best form. Have had one bottle of stout, the rest of the six pack is in the fridge and I have a bottle of Jap single malt in my cupboard. The urge is too strong. I've had one, how do you stop after one al/ck/?
I can never do it

[Anonymous No.8952124]

>>8951198
how do you keep in shape?

[Anonymous No.8952167]

>>8952124
Prob by dancing

[Anonymous No.8952178]

>>8945682
Biding off an ear infection. No booze for at least a week so far.

[Anonymous No.8952204]

>>8951198
Talk to a doctor and ask to try naltrexone. Read about it. Lots of ppl have success with it.>>8951198

[Anonymous No.8952209]

>>8951198
Also thw slower you drink the less you drink. If you can avoid a buzz and drink slow to get rid of cravings moderation is possible

[Anonymous No.8952281]

>>8948956
>still wake up more fresh
yeah its crazy how that happens

What is even crazier, is seeing all of these immediate benefits and still going back to drinking

[Anonymous No.8952290]

>>8945682
Guys i have a question, sorry if i may look autist because i'm ignorant about these things.

It's a bad idea to unfreeze a beer then freeze it again later, because the Thermal shock will fuck the beer right?

But what about vodkas? Do they have the same problem? The place only sells them cold and it's like a 2 hour trip to the city.

[Anonymous No.8952294]

I'll quit once I've moved out.

I'm gonna get a gf and write a best-seller, I'm pretty sure.

My arms and fingers hurt really bad and feel tingly and fall asleep a lot.
Nerve damage, or gout? Or cancer? Alcohol isn't healthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYAugEsQPIA

[Anonymous No.8952303]

>>8946229
good joke

4 months sober here

[Anonymous No.8952308]

>>8952294
Could be alc neuropathy. Have it myself. I pretty much just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.8952311]

>>8952308
That's what I do, too.

I've read about that quite a bit, and they often say that it's rather harmless and goes away on its own once you quit.

[Anonymous No.8952369]

>>8952290
i mean you can still drink the beer. It just wont taste very good and might have some floating residue

[Anonymous No.8952635]

>sober 3 evenings in a row
>watch Nashville VS Anaheim (NHL) last night
>3rd period ends, gonna go into overtime
>feel super happy because the Preds made a sweet comeback to tie the game
>stupidly run to convenient store and buy 12 beers
>proceed to drink all of them while watching game and playing LoL until 4am
>cook super greasy good
>fall asleep at 6am
>wake up at noon for work, feeling like utter shit

That's it man, I've had it alcohol. I was feeling so good those past 3 days sober... I was full of energy and was smiling for no reason, and today I'm the absolute opposite.
I've recently realized I was an alcoholic and I'll stay sober for the rest of my life. It's simply not worth it

At least I made it to Bronze 1

[Anonymous No.8952643]

>>8952290
vodka is just watered down industrial neutral spirit, there isn't much that can go wrong with it

[Anonymous No.8952740]

>>8952635
i think thats just the realization the preds are gonna loose to the ducks

[Anonymous No.8952827]

>>8952294
>>8952308
>>8952311
I get this when I go hard for a week or so but it always goes away after I taper my scared ass back to being a weekend warrior.

[Anonymous No.8952846]

Been sober since monday, now it's the weekend. Not sure what to do to occupy myself. Probably stay home to I feel a little more settled in to sobriety.

[Anonymous No.8952866]

>>8947214
> got some beers to take home
Why did you buy them from the pizza shop? Wouldn't buying from a supermarket be cheaper?

[Anonymous No.8954078]

Wow, I need to get laid, how do you get a prostitute? Who virgin here? I wouldn't be a drunk if I was getting pussy all the time, fuck

[Anonymous No.8954099]

>>8954078
why do you think pussy is the answer? pussy won't get you drunk. i know a guy that fucks a ton and he still drinks like a fish.

[Anonymous No.8954127]

>>8952635
>Bronze 1
Maybe drinking is the better choice.

[Anonymous No.8954149]

>>8954099
Because it would be something new and exciting. I'm 25 and never had sex.

[Anonymous No.8954171]

I'd just bought a bottle of white rum
knocked the bottle over so now there's rum and glass sharts all over the floor

[Anonymous No.8954196]

>>8954149
>>8954171
Oh man I'm sorry to hear that

[Anonymous No.8954211]

>>8952635
>At least I made it to Bronze 1

How is it even possible to be bronze in the first place

[Anonymous No.8954460]

Anything I can do to prevent the vomiting in the morning? I am a pint in already. I am going to drink some gatorade before bed.

[Anonymous No.8954511]

>few hours before alcohol sale starts
>can't fucking what
>start doing some mindless shit
>alcohol sale starts
>too lazy to get off the chair
almost every time

[Anonymous No.8954513]

>>8954171
>glass sharts
heh

[Anonymous No.8954515]

>>8954460
i usually have a couple bites of bread and it helps me

[Anonymous No.8954648]

>When the daydreams take hold and you don't want to let go

[Anonymous No.8954653]

>>8954149
post height

[Anonymous No.8954658]

>>8954460
Drink half a Gatorade before going to sleep

Drink thehe other half mid night if you wake up or in the morning.

Replenish salts.

Sometimes I just lick a palm full of (((salt)))

[Anonymous No.8954707]

>>8954149
Stay strong wizard apprentice brother.
Don't let the evil succubi drain you of your mana, you will never get it back

[Anonymous No.8954884]

>>8947264
>drinking and jerking it

I never got this, that's the last thing on my mind when I'm in the bottle. Drunk sex is awesome but drunk masturbation just sounds really depressing and unsatisfying

[Anonymous No.8954893]

>>8947554
This reminds me of my first time drinking a bunch of liquor by myself, I was nineteen and living on my own for the first time, bought a bottle of jim beam and drank most of it, laid on the floor of my bedroom blasting Highway 61 Revisited and watched the room spin, a pretty formative night in my adult life desu

[Anonymous No.8954897]

>>8952167
this made me laugh

[Anonymous No.8954906]

>>8952635
could luck friendo, I've told myself the same many times and I feel it coming for real pretty soon, hope you can make it out of this trap

[Anonymous No.8955223]

Trying to get though another 7hrs at work.

I have the shakes and feel like shit

Going to drink a fifth tonight and hire a hooker for the night

[Anonymous No.8955230]

>>8954511
Or

>waiting for liquor store to open
>get bored and start drinking
>cant drive to liquor store because I've been drinking
>wind up walking 3 fucking miles to the liquor store
>sober by the time i get there

Fucking Obama

[Anonymous No.8955293]

>>8955230
can't sleep for shit without booze, melatonin won't help. trying to stay clean so don't wanna go buy benzos. where's ambien when you need it.

[Anonymous No.8955321]

>>8955230
Showing up at the store buzzed/drunk is something I don't want to repeat honestly, I was fucking sick one time, and extremely sleep deprived, haven't even fucking drank any alcohol, and the stupid bitch whore refused to sell me booze because I "looked drunk", fucking hell bitch I hadn't slept for 4 days what the fuck do you want me to look like jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.8955331]

Anybody got tips for staying sober a moderate amount of the time? I'm tired of feeling vaguely sick all the fucking time

[Anonymous No.8955359]

>>8955293

Shut up, and stop living my life.

[Anonymous No.8955368]

>>8955293
I just listen to stupid shitty audiobooks when I'm trying to sleep, at least that way I will always win.
1) Fall asleep = win
2) Progress in the book = win

[Anonymous No.8955369]

>>8954149
Hang in there bud I was a virgin when I hit 25, had a girlfriend and lost it before 26. 28 now and had a younger girl practically a 10 I fucked all the time since then that I lost recently. While it was new and exciting I still let my love of opiates progress. Recently I'm turning down a cute 23 yr old bc I got to the point I shoot up. You're luck will suddenly turn around and while your life will get better you'll eventually find new things to be depressed about so it's not the end of the world..that comes regardless my friend

[Anonymous No.8955386]

>>8955321
Kek.

I got denied once when i fell walking in the liquor lol. Otherwise I've literally walked in the liquor store drunk as fuck and smelling like weed and they don't give a single fuck

[Anonymous No.8955421]

>>8955331
Biggest help for me has been not leaving the house and coming home after work. Kinda sucks not chilling with homies because i know we'll probably end up on at least a 48 hour bender together. Just buy some junk food and find something to binge watch

[Anonymous No.8955431]

>>8955359
At least we got solidarity, good luck comrade, the war will end soon we can hope.
>>8955368
this'll be better than shitposting and rewatching episodes of shows i've already seen. thanks for the idea.

[Anonymous No.8955435]

>>8955369
My sex drive is as dead off opiates as it is when I used. Sex is over-rated af. Can't be fucking bothered with it. Over the last 8 YEARS I've had a fair few bj's, felt a fair few alluring milk missiles and sloshed a couple of digits betwixt the flaps of the more alluring of baby bazookas, but as for sex? Psh. I've got laid like once every 2 years, and generally got bored with it before I'd even fired the old fornication station. Fapping > fucking.

In other news, Gents n' gent-ettes, I have recently rediscovered how cosy and soothing food can be. Yest I cooked shoulder of lamb and managed a whole plate with asparagus and smoothie dessert. Today the vodka feels a lot, lot less corrosive. Imma try to shove more food in muh face, and for those among us who too have forgotten the cosiness of actually eating anything ever, I highly recommend that you give it a shot too. Feelsgoodman. Plus drunk af, for once without the feel of intestine dissolving.
Godspeed al/ck/, we might just survive this yet.
>chugs a litre, falls over

[Anonymous No.8955455]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOLAGYmUQV0&index=11&list=PLFC4EE4355ADEBDB1

>Tfw listening to tunes I listened to 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.8955467]

>>8955321
WONT SELL BECAUSE DRUNK LOL

is this a real thing? I'm black out drunk most times at the store

[Anonymous No.8955481]

>>8955467
We have some stupid regulations here, cashiers can't legally sell alcohol if the customer appears drunk

[Anonymous No.8955501]

>>8955467
Yup, I've been turned down at bars and shops.
The Sri Lankan dudes at my corner shop are cool though. Sometimes I'll bang on their adjoining house in the middle of the night demanding vodka and they oblige, and if my cash flow is rekt they let me pay next time, even for like 200 quids worth of premium.
Almost all of the time I just get stuff delivered, I've never been turned down accepting bottles on my doorstep.

[Anonymous No.8955559]

Distilled my own liquor this week. Getting drunk as fuck on that. Shit's not bad.
Only thing I ever notice is that 2 days after getting wasted on home brew my left foot swells.

[Anonymous No.8955563]

>>8955501
"Good old, unfriendly Mr Patel. Never says a word, whether you're buying cornflakes, fabric softener, or gay porn."

[Anonymous No.8955594]

>>8954956
depends how much you drink and how healthy you are otherwise

as a general rule, basically try to drink slowly until the nausea/shakes/fear/etc disappear, don't drink more than what relieves these major symptoms, and sleep whenever you can

discomfort and weirdness is part of the process, don't drink to eliminate all the bad feelings like those or you'll just end up properly drinking and prolonging/reversing the tapering

your body (primarily your brain) has to slowly adapt to the lack of alcohol and recalibrate its chemical balances, you will feel bad but tapering makes it more of a balanced process that keeps you safe in the long run

good luck anon, hope you see this

[Anonymous No.8955599]

>>8955501
>>8955481
just drunk drove up to the local supermarket and had a conversation with the clerk about mixers. I am two days fried from 750's of gin. I could not imagine life if the clerk said "Hey man, you're drunk I'm not selling you this vodka"

[Anonymous No.8955601]

>>8955501
Fuck you're lucky, all the stores near me are some chain stores, so no bro cashiers to be found

[Anonymous No.8955645]

>>8954149
it's not that big a deal anon... i mean, i say that not being a virgin, but i lost mine at 18 back when everyone around me was losing theirs at like 14/15, and the way it didn't matter to me is the way it shouldn't matter to you

i don't want to be all "just bee yourself :^)" about it, because that's bullshit, but just take a good look at yourself and ask whether you need pussy for you, or to prove yourself to others or use as some kind of personal milestone

i didn't have a gf for like 8 years before my current one, jerking it served me just fine in the interim

>>8955435
chinchinanon?

>>8955386
the trick is to follow up tripping with being a little upbeat and chipper when browsing and paying, nobody expects a drunk to be more alert than the average person

[Anonymous No.8955670]

desu if you show up and aren't paying in loose change and nickles, people don't care.

-guy who drank enough to hear sounds from his motherboard for three days

[Anonymous No.8955699]

>>8955670
I spilled some whiskey on my laptop and now the fan won't stop if i have the battery in it

[Anonymous No.8955759]

>>8955699
Last august I poured vodka on my Lenovo thinkpad, puked on my novatech gaming laptop then dropped my 5-day-old tiinkpaf replacement. I also rekt 4 phones and had 1 nicked. 3k of tech alched in one year, new record.

[Anonymous No.8955786]

>>8955759
>>8955699
No I mean I pulled out the speaker cord and unplagged everything and I still heard fucking allison road by the gin blossoms from my motherboard for three days....
I've lost my mind on what I'd find
And all of the pressure that I left behind
On Allison Road
kfdsjklfdjkl;fjkl;jkl;afjkl;

[Anonymous No.8955797]

>>8955759
Stop buying expensive stuff, lad. Minimalism is the true alcoholic lifestyle, barely anything to destroy.

[Anonymous No.8955799]

>>8955759
man you should use an old cheap charlie hand me down desktop like I do. I occasionally have to replace the keyboard or mouse once every year or two from barfing on it but that's like 10 bucks a pop. and i have a 20 dollar prepaid cell phone that i've had for abot 7 years.

[Anonymous No.8955876]

WHY TEH FUCK DO I CONSTANTLY WANT TO SING WHEN IM DRUNK

It's getting fucking ridiculous and it's fucking crawling itself into my daydreams

[Anonymous No.8955897]

>>8954515
>>8954658

It helped sort of still feel nauseous but I didn't spend the morning over the toilet

[Anonymous No.8955899]

>>8955876
It's your subconscious telling you something.

[Anonymous No.8955910]

>>8955594
Gunna give that a go.
I keep shivering despite my apartment being 68F, and I cant tell if my stomach is killing me from hunger or from something alcohol related because I genuinely don't know how much I've been eating lately

[Anonymous No.8955930]

Poor college al/ck/ reporting, I'm drinking cheap wine while studying. I thought it was a good idea to help me concentrate, which made me realize I'm an al/ck/

[Anonymous No.8955952]

>>8955910
here's how it goes anon

first you take some alcohol to get rid of the nausea and shakes

then you take bits of food at a slow-ish pace, try to make it an even mix of fats, proteins, sugars, and vitamins (i normally advocate strict keto diet but your body needs lots of energy when it's sick like this), to make it simple just make some scrambled eggs with some cheese thrown in there and eat a few veggies

take 5-HTP supplements, it's a precursor to serotonin and melatonin and those will help your brain keep its chemical balance (serotonin) and to sleep and regulate your normal daily rhythm (melatonin)

take some vitamin c so your body can produce lots of collagen to physically repair organs and stuff

drink water with a few pinches of salt

consider a multivitamin, but never take one on an empty stomach because even in healthy people your body sees it as a dangerously-suspicious concentration of "good things" and can make you nauseous, but with food it's ok

you're going to be fine as long as you taper over a few days, just take everything in moderation, from alcohol to food

[Anonymous No.8955996]

>>8948875
Sounds comfy desu

[Anonymous No.8956003]

Would al/ck/s be interested in a mumble voice server?

[Anonymous No.8956008]

I bought a new brand of iced tea with vodka in it called "Hey y'all southern iced tea". It's okay. Using it to get drunk. I didn't eat at all. Wish I bought beer this is too sickly sweet.

[Anonymous No.8956011]

>>8945682
Didnt drink last night for the first time in months, end of a 2 week taper. Ativan to sleep and today barely any shakes!!!!! Wife woke me up with breakfast to celebrate>>8945692

[Anonymous No.8956014]

>>8956011
Congratz

[Anonymous No.8956015]

>>8956003
I mean I guess I'd talk
shits bad though

[Anonymous No.8956021]

>>8946133
enjoy triad at your door soon

[Anonymous No.8956022]

>>8945682

[Anonymous No.8956026]

>>8956011
>wife
fucking lucky nigger jesus fuck I'd love for someone not to leave me like always

[Anonymous No.8956032]

>>8956015
188.226.247.22:61234

[Anonymous No.8956033]

>>8955876
you and me both, buddy

I don't even want to know how many people I've subjected to my awful rendition of the rocky road to dublin while hammered, it's like fucking clockwork

I'd suggest learning to play guitar too or finding a friend who can and then you can do drunken covers of easy radio hit songs so you at least entertain people instead of annoying them

[Anonymous No.8956039]

>>8956014
Thx m8.
>>8956026
Only reason we're still together is because I helped her get through some opiate dependence. She walked out a couple times but we went to counseling, she said try to moderate or I'm gone. Didnt even say quit. Moderate. But I'm trying the on the wagon life for a bit before dipping my toes back in, if I ever do

[Anonymous No.8956076]

>>8956039
you're a good dude. I'd keep trying. It's a fuck ass road. I miss my ex.

[Anonymous No.8956081]

>>8956032
For the mumble server

[Anonymous No.8956088]

>>8956039
>Be drug addict
>Bf wants me to quit
>Go out suck and fuck for my fix
>Realize I still need beta provider
>Go back home, make beta buy therapy, make him quit drinking
>Cheat and pop pills every chance I get
>>8956076
Yeah keep trying bud. Opioid cheaters are always worth it.

Captcha sign: dead end

[Anonymous No.8956106]

>>8956088
>Cheat and pop pills every chance I get

My ex wife is that you?

[Anonymous No.8956115]

>>8956106
Are you an oblivious easily manipulated drunk?

[Anonymous No.8956125]

>>8956088
hey nigger, didn't say I'd do it, just saying he's a good guy for trying. I'm also drunk for the third day on vodka trying not to withdrawal. get ready 4 the fun guise

[Anonymous No.8956127]

>Tfw virgin and don't have to deal with all this female bullshit

[Anonymous No.8956140]

>>8955223
Why do you work on Saturday?

[Anonymous No.8956147]

Sober:
>Never want to talk to anyone
>Want to be alone
>PREFER being alone
Drunk:
>Want to talk to people
>Want to make friends
>Make stupid fucking decisions because of that

god damn it, the worst side effect of drinking for me

[Anonymous No.8956154]

>>8955876
Irish blood.

[Anonymous No.8956161]

>>8956154
I'm from Northern Europe where not having autism is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.8956178]

>>8955594
good post. i find that some mild exercise helps with the physical restlessness. i tend to walk at least 10k a day during the later part of a taper and do a lot of pushups.

[Anonymous No.8956185]

>>8956161
Viking ancestors stealing Celtic lassies and taking them home, lad.

[Anonymous No.8956199]

>>8956033
Yeah I've actually thought of that, but then when I get sober I consider it a really stupid idea and know already I wouldn't have the motivation or the patience for it.
Then cue drunkenness and I suddenly want to do just that, until I sober up again...
Thank god I haven't done that shit in anyone's presence yet, since I exclusively drink only when I'm alone

[Anonymous No.8956207]

>>8956088
Her source was her mother, who had and has hydros out the ass for breast cancer. was never a junkie in the no job/prostitute sense. Always seemed fine to the outside. Try harder

[Anonymous No.8956228]

>>8956207
>Implying a doctor's prescription is enough to keep a junkie fixed
>Implying she didn't fuck someone every time she "walked out"

Lol, you're mad at me now? You're one fucked fucking loser and niieve to boot.

[Anonymous No.8956246]

Anyone here not drinking daily, but always on the edge of blacking out when you do? I'm 21 and drinking 2-4 times a week btw.
>>8955230
>>8955467
goddamn alc rights are retarded in America, I really feel sorry for ya
>tfw slav and it would never cross anyones mind here to come up with stupid shit like this
>would have to walk on all fours into store to get refused like that

[Anonymous No.8956251]

>>8956246
My country borders Russia
It's the stupid fucking government and their anti alcohol policies

[Anonymous No.8956261]

>>8956228
>niieve

is this a meme

[Anonymous No.8956262]

>>8956228
damn this is some top tier bait

[Anonymous No.8956263]

>>8955759
Where do you get money? Do you have a job or you still at school?

[Anonymous No.8956276]

>>8956263
Fit in in oirb sites in the 90s, learned basic web design, bought property, made a bit on bitcoin/alts, broke a few laws blah etc. In a nutshell, got a bit lucky.

[Anonymous No.8956282]

>>8956261
>>8956262
Yeah but no let's get serious.

Any bitch that's addicted to drugs and frequently just leaves in a "walk out" break up only to come back later to her provider just doesn't wanna feel guilty sleeping around.

The fact that our friend is paying for counseling and letting her manipulate him like this proves what a beta sissy cuck he really is.

Defending the junkie whore on an anonymous food board on a thread for alcoholic s is kys tier

[Anonymous No.8956285]

>>8956276
>fit
Got*
>oirb(??)
Web*

Wow, apple/Siri is really shining in the shitness leagues

[Anonymous No.8956514]

>Suddenly get really sleepy
>Beer can is half empty
>Can't leave it open or it will turn to shit by the rmonigt
>If I drain the can I will have to piss in 30 mins
>Just want to sleep

life was so much easier before alcohol

[Anonymous No.8956524]

>>8956514
just put it in the fridge

[Anonymous No.8956531]

>>8956524
I don't have one

[Anonymous No.8956536]

>>8956531

[Anonymous No.8956539]

>>8956514
>draining the can being anything other than a dead giveaway

the innocence of youth

[Anonymous No.8956551]

>>8955435
Man your writing Style is unique as fuck. I would read a novel or a Shirt Story in this style

[Anonymous No.8956555]

>>8956539
I dropped a lot of my tolerance since I stayed sober for some time
I'll just power through this shit until I need to take a piss then I'm off to sleep, fuck

[Anonymous No.8956704]

Jesus loves you and he wants you to stop drinking. I'm an alcoholic and Igive my life to Him, Lord. I drink much less than before. Since finding God, I drink once a week. Before that I drank all day. From waking till sleep.

[Anonymous No.8956743]

>>8956032
cheers

[Anonymous No.8956779]

>>8956704
where did you find him and i swear if its some gay shit like in my heart i will come after you

[Anonymous No.8956792]

>>8956779
At an all male bathhouse

[Anonymous No.8956815]

>>8956792
HA gaaaaay

Boys I got 4 beers and no money. Best way to get a buzz?

[Anonymous No.8956821]

>>8956704

[Anonymous No.8956848]

>>8956779
He lives in my anus, want to come look for him?
*wink wink*

[Anonymous No.8956946]

>>8956815
Come to the bathhouse

[Anonymous No.8957034]

>>8956282
Walked out: in a healthy relationship this means leaving and taking a walk before returning and making up. Virgin tears sting the most dont they bud?

[Anonymous No.8957042]

Just asked what my brother is doing kek

[Anonymous No.8957081]

>>8957034
>Responds to 4 hour old posts on some dumb shit

Lul, discussion already ended long ago. Stop being a retard.

[Anonymous No.8957088]

>>8957042
Do you love him?

[Anonymous No.8957113]

>>8957088
Not in a gay way.

[Anonymous No.8957116]

had a couple drinks, washed my car, enjoyed the sun, played some vidya, its been a pretty good day

[Anonymous No.8957152]

>>8957113
how big is his dick?

[Anonymous No.8957162]

>>8957152
I've never looks hard enough to tell.

You shouldn't stare at guys dicks

[Anonymous No.8957219]

>boozed about 8 pints a night everynight back in 2014 to early 2016
>got numbness in hands and face
>saw doc
>bloods taken
>liver levels too high
>quit (cut back, im only human) drinking
>sonogram shows fatty liver
>bloods show liver levels back to acceptable levels
>only drink once a week/twice a week, life back on track
>start getting pains in left flank, left shoulder, right neck/shoulder area, lower back
>look up pain areas and symptoms online
>all areas for lymph nodes and referred/direct thymus/spleen pain with cancer being number one cause
>lost a stone in weight in last two weeks, another symptom of cancer

guess i better book an appointment with the doc.

if worst comes to worst and its some sort of cancer then i regret quitting drinking

put that on my tombstone
>Here lies anon, died of cancer not related to drinking despite his efforts

[Anonymous No.8957226]

I drank a heap of this last night, man my head hurts today and explosive diarea all morning.

[Anonymous No.8957250]

>>8957219
Just dont worry about it too much until you do see the doctor. Theres millions of diseases and conditions out there and its easy to get paranoid and jump straight to cancer

[Anonymous No.8957263]

>>8957219
Keep us posted.
Are u fat?

[Anonymous No.8957276]

>>8957219
If it makes you feel any better, 3-4% of cancer related deaths in the US are actually related to drinking, so maybe you didn't quit for nothing.

[Anonymous No.8957278]

>>8950869

plenty of shit breaks at work
>yeahhh anon, weve noticed youre taking a lot of time on the toilet during work hours and, ah, some people are starting to complain about the, ah, smell. We'd appreciate it if youd spend more time working and, ah, less time on the toilet or, ah, eat ah, better smelling food
>i have an illness, dont you judge me

[Anonymous No.8957290]

>>8950869
codeine syrup

[Anonymous No.8957294]

>>8957250
fingers crossed, still much more moderate drinking to do

>>8957263
no. only noticed weight loss when dropped a belt nodge and then weighed myself.
not changed diet or increased exercise or activity

>>8957276
yay justice!

[Anonymous No.8957300]

>>8957290
opiates don't constipate me

and coke/stimulants don't give me diarrhea

[Anonymous No.8957312]

>>8957276
aren't most of those cancers related to alcohol from years and years of drinking though like your entire adult life

[Anonymous No.8957318]

>>8957312
Yeah, probably, I was just trying to make him feel better.

[Anonymous No.8957325]

>>8957081

>replies, still on 4chan when OP clearly went to work

[Anonymous No.8957333]

>>8957318

:/

it made me feel like drinking

[Anonymous No.8957353]

>>8957318
he should feel better, sounds like he only drank heavily for a couple years. Alcoholism, yes, cancer causing, probably not

[Anonymous No.8957355]

>>8957312
yeah getting esophageal, liver, or stomach cancer from drinking is like a decade-long process of drinking a fifth of liquor every day.
You can still fuck up your liver pretty bad from less extreme-but-still-very-heavy binge drinking, but you get about two shots to recover from the onset of cirrhosis and be mostly fine.
After that you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.8957554]

Extra dry gin
straight
not sure where my life went so wrong

[Anonymous No.8957567]

>>8957554

or maybe it went so right

[Anonymous No.8957571]

>>8957554
yeah if I went back and told myself in highshool that i'd be a depressed alcoholic in my late 20s I would have told myself to fuck off and theres no way
lifes funny.

[Anonymous No.8957634]

augh yeah folks, drinking CHARDONNAY ON THE ROCKS after a month of dryness, i predict i will stay up all night till 11 am sunday morning sucking on a box of wine while looking up stuff on youtube and drag out all my old video games out of the closet and moan and groan about comfyness and the good old days and read some charles bukowski on the crapper augh yeah folks why must drinking be so unbearably comfy augh eyahf olks

[Anonymous No.8957657]

>>8957571
ha ha funny

[Anonymous No.8957671]

>>8957325
>he goes to work at night
>he can't post on 4chan at work
Just digging a deeper hole you broke triggered faggot. Why bother responding anyway? What are you trying to accomplish?

[Anonymous No.8957672]

>>8957671
maybe he just wanted a friend :(

[Anonymous No.8957684]

>>8957672

[Anonymous No.8957691]

>>8957672
I had a friend once.
Now liquor is my only friend, my girlfriend, my wife.
She will kill me one day.
I welcome it

[Anonymous No.8957729]

Breaking to go grab a drink with an old fuck buddy, here's to keeping it to two beers or making sure my dick works at least.

[Anonymous No.8957751]

>>8957671

>keeps responding

Is babby gonna shitpost on the line?

[Anonymous No.8957756]

I have a serious issue guys

>Coke (uh-cola)
>Vodka
>Gin
>Grapefruit juice
>Kaluha

What the fuck can I even do with this?

[Anonymous No.8957766]

>>8957756
Are you stupid? Also you probably have more ingredients.

Brew a strong coffee cut in half with kaluha, then muddle a little fruit with sugar and mix with vodka and grapefruit juice.

[Anonymous No.8957776]

>>8957756
Kahlua 2parts
Vodka 1part
Sugar 1tsp
Fill with milk* ice.
* go buy milk.

[Anonymous No.8957794]

>>8957751
>too drunk to shitpost right
Embarrassing. Did I upset you that badly calling out that druggie whore's beta provider? Sad.

[Anonymous No.8957804]

>>8957219
I wouldn't worry too much, anon. Most drinkers get a tinkly numbness throughout their body, especially in the hands, legs, head, mostly due to withdrawal from drinking. I would guess that when you were drinking the 8 pints a night for two years, you likely atleast had to cut down a few times. If you are abnormal person you would have experienced withdrawal effects.
The thing is, if you put your body through withdrawal repeatedly, it vegans easier to get withdrawal, and the effects become more intense. I drank about a fifth of vodka throughout the day for 8 years and tried to stop numerous times throughout that time. At first, I could drink this way for months straight and get nothing more then shaky hands. They day I began getting sweaty, anxiety, jumpy, and mild audio and visual hallucinations, panic attacks, is where I really got a bit surprised and concerned. This was only after about a year or two drinking this way.
Now, after 8 years of drinking like this pretty consistently, (longest period sober being 5 months during that time because jail for duis), I am about 4 years mostly sober. However, if I have even a minor slip up these days, say, being drunk for 5 days a row, if I suddenly stop, I get the whole works of withdrawal, tingliness included.
The weight thing is kind of weird tho. Maybe get that checked out.

[Anonymous No.8957811]

>>8957794
M8 it was a question - how are you not either at work or finishing up work?

[Anonymous No.8957814]

>>8957804
Sorry for all the typos. I'm phone posting

[Anonymous No.8957840]

>>8957811
Because it's fucking midnight you retard?

[Anonymous No.8957845]

Crossposting

Didn't realize it was a dead thread

Who else rockbottom here?

Drinking is driving me even more crazy. I am a schizophrenic and sometimes I feel like I am living in hell, when I am not drinking I feel bored and numb. My fiancee is on my case about it and is yelling at me. I can't just break up with her as I have a child on the way and I do love her. I can't stand her anymore she makes drinking in the house a headache and triggers my more paranoid inclinations. Last night I locked her outside and didn't let her in until four or something hours later when I woke from my stupor. I used to complain about sex with her because it was so often and it got to the point of banality, it was a chore. Now I am jerking my dick to no avail as I can't really maintain an erection. She's too weak willed to leave me and I don't know if that is a boon or bane. Again, I love her but I can't stand her. She used to call me handsome and laugh at me now we share a couch on opposite ends with her watching Charmed and me sipping on some WT101. She used to be so proud of me when I was living my dream of being a writer but now I can't even do that and we are running low on money and my day job won't support our current situation for long.

[Anonymous No.8957865]

>>8957840

This is a cooking board..? You're not on the line tonight?

[Anonymous No.8957874]

>>8957845
well, it certainly is good news that if you abstain from drinking, you only feel bored and numb. many alcoholics might think of this as a godsend, since they have to suffer through awful paranoid withdrawal when stopping. you should take advantage of this situation. i am, however, not take your situation lightly. i know it isn't that simple to just stop drinking. it seems writing might be your passion, the day job is just adding to the headache and boredom, much like the sex with your wife. this can only add to the desire to drink, and that is going to be a big problem for you going forward.
but if you can, you have to keep in mind that this is by no means rock bottom. it can almost always get worse, that is, until you are in prison or have an early death. the question is, how deep do you want to go?.. because of course you know that it can get far worse. also.... keep in mind, if you stop drinking, even for a long time, the second you drink again, you have hit a new bottom, even worse then the one that you thought you were in before. this is a progressive disease.., you can't stop for awhile, the fall back into it like a new addict. it's something you will struggle with for the rest of your life, and you must do something about it if you love and respect yourself.

[Anonymous No.8957900]

>>8957571
High school me would also be laughing.

[54m50n !qoThYyhabg No.8957911]

todays booze consumed list
>around 250ml of bourbon
>700-800ml of some fucked up rum punch (mango/passionfruit juice, overproof rum, and rose wine)
>around 350ml of sauvignon blanc
>2 beers
I'll definitely finish the wine before bed, and might finish the bourbon too

[Anonymous No.8957967]

5 shots of Belvedere in celebration of Samurai Jack ending. It's curious, my first night of binge drinking a few months ago, I was a fucking tank. Now just 4 shots gets me to start walking funny. I might have a basic misunderstanding of how alcohol works.

[Anonymous No.8958124]

>>8957911
you must have urinated a lot today

[Anonymous No.8958141]

>>8945682
Is it weird if your piss is green?

[Anonymous No.8958179]

>>8958141
only if you're really envious

[Anonymous No.8958214]

>>8958141
Yes but not alcohol "sad kidney" bad. Still see a doctor but don't worry

[Anonymous No.8958215]

Not really drinking much today, broke...smoking reclaim/resin, poured an 8oz glass of gin when my brother drank too much and started nodding off so I helped myself to a bit of his gin. The way I look at...if I drink his booze that means he'll have less of it to drink because he's fucked and needs to take a break.

[Anonymous No.8958247]

I pretty much only drink Svedka vodka at this point. I'm worried that it's making me even more of a cuck than regular alcoholism would, given its source. But it's the smoothest low-mid range vodka I can find. I drink to keep my thoughts from screaming at me.

Anyone have mix suggestions for when you ONLY have vermouth left? This bottle of dry vermouth is my emergency ration at this point

[Anonymous No.8958252]

>>8958247
sveka is super highschool-tier but at least you're not drinkin 11 dollar handles like I am

[Anonymous No.8958269]

>>8958252

fuck off dude, at least it's not smirnoff. 9 bucks a fifth is a good deal for non-gut rot.

The coupons for diversity training classes are kind of annoying, and I'm worried about stealth swede estrogens. But as a drunk you suck dick anyway.

[Anonymous No.8958289]

>>8958269
why are you telling me to fuck off I said its better than what i'm drinking
i've drank svenka hundreds of times

[Anonymous No.8958295]

how did i do?

[Anonymous No.8958297]

>>8958295
you know damn well what is wrong with those eggs

[Anonymous No.8958306]

>>8958247
Get you some cheap potato vodka. It's clean and smooth and you won't feel sick or get a headache when you're hungover; you'll just get severely anxious and experience a severe panic disorder.

[Anonymous No.8958344]

>>8957691
https://youtu.be/SaRRwOz4uEo

[Anonymous No.8958364]

>>8949977
Wouldn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.8958371]

Booze to sleep
Coffee to stay awake
Want to kill myself every single moment

[Anonymous No.8958408]

>>8958371
Try giving up caffeine. It only makes you want to relax by drinking.

[Anonymous No.8958418]

>>8958371
Upgrade to amphetamies

[Anonymous No.8958488]

>>8957219

I drank daily from 2013-2016 and when I quit i spent 3 months in a high state of anxiety every day. spent days and hours researching all my symptoms and every little thing i thought was wrong and was convinced i did some serious permenant damage to myself. after countless trips to the doctor and numerous tests everything came back completely normal. was surprised my liver was completely fine desu. but end result was nothing wrong at all apparently..

however now i have an actual anxiety condition that i didnt have before from spending 3 months worrying every day all day, that im only just starting to pull myself out of over a year later.

So my advice from my personal experience would be , get yourself fully checked out but don't spend too much time worrying about it because it can make things worse then they actually are.

[Anonymous No.8958574]

>>8958488
>PAWS
Post-withdrawals withdrawals.
Last 6 months to a year, sometime more.

Search for mindfulness meditation, CBD, AA meetings, agnostic/atheist/satanist meetings, etc.

[Anonymous No.8958696]

>>8958371
Get rid of some of tge last line and its a haiku

[Anonymous No.8958704]

>Can't selectively remove certain memories
whre is technlogy

[Anonymous No.8958741]

>>8958704
It's been thirteen years since Eternal Sunshine came out, so I'd say it'll be possible any day now.

[Anonymous No.8958941]

>>8945682
Which alcohol is the least disgusting and also cheapest and also strongest?

So far I've just been drinking vodka since it's cheap and strong but it tastes so fucking bad. I don't want to get whiskey since it costs like twice as much.

[Anonymous No.8958952]

>>8957219
If it makes you feel better, I wish I was you.

[Anonymous No.8959053]

Just slept for 22 hours. Woke roasting hot and whole body shaking. Why can't I stop this nightmare, fuck

[Anonymous No.8959126]

moved furniture out of my dead uncle's place yesterday. he died from a hole in his gut from alcohol because he kept drinking after the surgery on it. was gross as fuck in there, cockroaches and dog hair everywhere

[Anonymous No.8959316]

>>8957756
gin and grapefuit juice is nice

[Anonymous No.8959320]

>>8958364
I did it lads, second day sober, relatively soft landing after switching to beer

[Anonymous No.8959328]

>tfw third day of drinking because of fucking roommates

[Anonymous No.8959375]

>>8959328
Advice: Remember to eat and drink some water before hitting the sack.

[Anonymous No.8959389]

>>8959375
i always do, salt and water and some protein/fat

it's just that these roommates are awful just like my last ones

[Anonymous No.8959395]

>>8959389
Such is life

[Anonymous No.8959409]

Can anyone recommend a smooth, caramel-y smoky scotch? Not the biggest fan of the bright fruity stuff

[Anonymous No.8959411]

>>8959389
I also have a seriously fucking annoying roommate,
the dorm is literally just one room, his bed is 5m from mine and we have to sit at the same table all the time

Fuck I hope so much he will fuck off next uni year

[Anonymous No.8959468]

>>8959411
>only one roommate
even though you share a room i kind of consider you lucky

[Anonymous No.8959482]

>>8959411
do you jerk each other off under the table

[Anonymous No.8959491]

>Coughing up my lung for 5 days now
>Phlegm only reaches throat so I can't spit it out and have to swallow it
fucks sake

[Anonymous No.8959522]

>>8959482
No, we don't even talk to eachother

[Anonymous No.8959754]

>Listening to moonman again

[Anonymous No.8959867]

>>8958941
Cheap vodka. It taste of ethanol and not much else. Everclear/moonshine too.
If you don't like ethanol, don't drink booze.
Alternatively, get used to it.

[Anonymous No.8959869]

>>8958141

like grass green?

[Anonymous No.8959938]

>>8958941
Mix it with some fanta or some other fizzy drink. You can also just mix it with OJ or something but I find thick juices mixed with vodka to be super nasty

No shame in not liking the taste of hard liquor.

[Anonymous No.8959991]

>>8957911
Jesus tap-dancing Christ Samson, you drink more then a barfly in some rundown Sailor's bar.

[Anonymous No.8960003]

>tfw no glass of cold whiskey

[Anonymous No.8960032]

>>8959491
take a long hot shower.

[Anonymous No.8960035]

>>8960032
>Shower will remove the virus/bacteria from my system
???

[Anonymous No.8960040]

>>8960035
humidity will loosen up the dried snot caking every surface of your lungs and sinuses

[Anonymous No.8960041]

Who here /pissjug/?

I've gotten a lot better with it in the last year. I remember a few years ago I literally have 20x1.5 liter bottles filled with days/weeks old piss in my closet.

[Anonymous No.8960052]

>finally had a full sober nights sleep without waking up shivering and sweating
Time to ruin all that progress tonight!

[Anonymous No.8960054]

>>8960041
I wish I could use pissjugs, beer bottles or plastic bottles are fucking shit because my dick doesn't fit into it, I've pissed all over my floor trying to use a pissjug before when drunk as fuck, only the shitty plastic bottles that have really huge opening work but I haven't drank sugar in years

[Anonymous No.8960059]

>>8960054
>my dick doesn't fit into it
You're not supposed to try and fuck the bottle, anon, just plug it with your tip and let loose.

[Anonymous No.8960060]

>>8960041
I've pissed into bottles when I'm really drunk and just want to stay in my room. One time I pissed out of my window.
I never leave those things around though, if I ever do it I empty them either that night or the next morning.

[Anonymous No.8960064]

>>8960035
You don't lay in the bath for 5-7 days when your lungs and throat get fucked up? That's kind of weird, I won't leave the place when I'm sick.

[Anonymous No.8960067]

>>8960059
yeah it doesn't fucking fit, if I wnat to use a bottle I have to aim into it from out of it

[Anonymous No.8960071]

>>8960041
I used to do this because my father would think I was sneaking out if I got up to go to the bathroom at night.

[Anonymous No.8960072]

>>8960060
The only reason I do it is because the bathroom is down 2 flights of stairs and the light in the hallway can't be turned off. I think it's thus reasonable to have piss jug as having to go out into a cold, bright hallway and down the stairs just to take a piss seems insane

[Anonymous No.8960073]

>>8960064
Why the fuck would I? It doesn't cure it and it doesn't make recovery faster, it just lessens the symptoms

[Anonymous No.8960076]

>>8960067
You're telling me the very tip of your dick is the size of a half-dollar?

[Anonymous No.8960077]

>>8960054
MILWAUKEE'S BEST PISS BOTTLES.

No but seriously, I walk outside to piss.

[Anonymous No.8960078]

>>8960076
TFW his urethra is 2 inches wide and 2 inches long.

[Anonymous No.8960079]

>>8960076
Your dick hole, where the piss comes out, is smaller than that though?

[Anonymous No.8960082]

>>8960076
>>8960078
>>8960079

My dick isn't jewified so maybe that plays a part

[Anonymous No.8960083]

>>8960073
Sure but if you're in pain why the hell aren't you in a hot bath?

[Anonymous No.8960086]

>>8960082
kek you totally don't sound like an insecure storm front fag just because your dick is weird to literally every other person on this board.

[Anonymous No.8960087]

>>8960082
Just pinch the foreskin, pee, then squirt it out like a waterballon into the bottle.
Silly anon!

[Anonymous No.8960089]

>>8960083
I'm not in pain
And I don't have a bath, I also haven't showered in a month or two, I'm just annoyed

[Anonymous No.8960101]

>>8956228
>being this mad
Dude it's cool, you'll find an other girl.

[Anonymous No.8960102]

>>8960082
Being circumsized doesn't make your urethra shrink you fucking dipshit.

[Anonymous No.8960103]

>>8960082
Gross. Are you not white?

[Anonymous No.8960106]

>>8960102
It can compress it and alter the direction the piss flows out of it you fucktard

[Anonymous No.8960107]

>>8960073
>it just lessens the symptoms
so you don't care about the actual pain and discomfort, and instead feel inadequate because you're vulnerable to disease?

[Anonymous No.8960108]

>>8960089
>I also haven't showered in a month or two
Are you bald or something
It drives me nuts when my hair gets oily after about 2 days

[Anonymous No.8960109]

I think he's too fat to see his dick

[Anonymous No.8960110]

>>8960107
There is no pain, at all. It's fucking annoying having to cough constantly and that the phlegm won't fuck off
And I am feeling pissed off my immune system is getting fucked, I have never been sicker for more than 2-3 days, and I used to get sick once a fucking year for more than a decade and now this shit

[Anonymous No.8960113]

>>8960101
>Passive agressive
>Triggered by calling out cucks
Nu-males ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.8960114]

>>8960106
Only if you don't know how to use your dick.

[Anonymous No.8960116]

>>8960106
>>8960114
or he can't see it lel

[Anonymous No.8960122]

>>8960110
Have you tried getting shitfaced?
I had strep one time and antibiotics didnt do shit, so I decided "Fuck this" and just drank vodka for 6 hours. Suddenly I could actually speak and eat the next day.

[Anonymous No.8960126]

>>8960122
Don't listen to this dipshit. Antibiotics + vodka = cirrhosis. He only felt better because he's a fucking alcoholic. Get someone to give you some xanax/benzos instead.

[Anonymous No.8960134]

>>8960082
stretch it over the lip of the bottle and let rip

[Anonymous No.8960135]

>>8960126
>He only felt better because he's a fucking alcoholic.

Are you both fucking retarded?
THERES NO PAIN
THERES NO "FEELING BETTER", that's just my immune system doing what it's fucking designed to do

[Anonymous No.8960140]

>>8960110
learn what the word discomfort means.
if you practiced proper hygiene maybe you wouldn't get sick as much

[Anonymous No.8960147]

>>8960140
>if you practiced proper hygiene maybe you wouldn't get sick as much
For the past 15 or so years the only illnesses I've ever got was the common cold once a year, this is new and I don't like it, in fact my improper hygiene probably strengthened my immune system instead of living inside a sterilized bubble like you faggots

[Anonymous No.8960161]

>>8960135
Have fun figuring out what happens when you don't give a fuck about your liver.

[Anonymous No.8960163]

>>8960147
>>8960135

[Anonymous No.8960172]

>>8960163
WTF spoiler that shit

[Anonymous No.8960177]

Who let the kids in?

[Anonymous No.8960186]

>>8960172
Seems appropriate in an al/ck/ thread.

[Anonymous No.8960237]

>>8960052
iktf

>well i feel fine now, time to celebrate with a drink!

[Anonymous No.8960261]

>went out last night
>had only like three drinks
>managed to talk to people like a normal human being without being stumbling-blind-drunk

I've never felt so proud
Thanks, kratom

[Anonymous No.8960276]

>>8960163
What a badass looking way to die

[Anonymous No.8960286]

>>8960276
Wow, so edgy.

[Anonymous No.8960303]

>>8960126
I didnt drink WITH the antibiotics, retard, I only started drinking after taking them for a week and waiting another 4 days.
I wasn't in full blown alcoholism by that point anyways.

[Anonymous No.8960308]

>>8958941
so throw it in the freezer and do shots

[Anonymous No.8960396]

I just bought 3 1.75 liters of vodka.
This way I don't have to go to the store for a good week.
I bought some movies, some video games, have a few books to read.
Last night I got so hammered I watched Logan Noir twice.

[Anonymous No.8960563]

Opinions on Tvarscki' s? I think the 100 proof is a pretty good deal

[Anonymous No.8960596]

If you're drinking cheap vodka purely for the buzz you are robbing yourself if you don't distill your own.

[Anonymous No.8960674]

>>8960596
>buzz

I drink cheap vodka to get hammered.

[Anonymous No.8960702]

>>8960674
When you make your own sugar shine you can make something at least mid shelf tier for a buck a bottle or less.

[Anonymous No.8960766]

>>8960108
You shampoo too often.

[Anonymous No.8960911]

Not an alcoholic myself, but I have a story:
>Work at liquor store
>Get a delivery of four boxes of Tullamore Dew (48 bottles total)
>Lady comes in and picks them up
>Spends over $1,000 on the order
>Coworker tells she comes in every six weeks and orders 48 bottles of Tullamore Dew for her and her husband
>They literally drink a little over a half bottle of Tullamore Dew per person per day

[Anonymous No.8960921]

>>8960911
I drink a half of a 1.75ml of vodka everyday.
I buy in bulk as well.
It beats having to waste gas and the potential car accident.

[Anonymous No.8961128]

>>8960921
>half of a 1.75ml of vodka
A thimbleful

[Anonymous No.8961133]

Should we make a new thread?

[Anonymous No.8961212]

>>8960163
That man's stomach looks like a watermelon

[Anonymous No.8961568]

Get a check tomorrow
Went all day without a drink today

Tomorrow is finally going to be alright, as long as I continue to binge eat till I can fall asleep I will wake up to money.
Thank the Lord

[Anonymous No.8961874]

>>8960396

>reading drunk

my nigga

[Anonymous No.8961894]

>>8961874
>read drunk
>have to re-read the next day
same thing with watching tv shows