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8944027 No.8944027 [Reply] [Original]

you're not going to die but you're gonna be locked up for a while. whats the last thing you eat as a free man?

>> No.8944033

A big ol' bucket of fried chicken and some water melon.

>> No.8944051

a bullet

>> No.8944106

>>8944027
Pussy

>> No.8944109

some weird cup noodles and hot sauce concoction with crushed up doritos

>> No.8944111
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8944111

buffalo wings with ranch, carrots & celery, and some buttery bread sticks

>> No.8944244

>>8944027
clam pizza and a chelada

>> No.8944407

deep fried expensive cheese with lingonberry sauce, and black tea

>> No.8944697

Mexican/Tex-Mex

I wouldn't mind a good burrito with a taco on the side.

>> No.8944710

>>8944033
Underrated

>> No.8944729

a snickers

>> No.8944730

A condom full of heroin.

>> No.8944737

>>8944027

A lifetime supply of Ricearoni

>> No.8944752

Rate last meals:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#Documented%20last%20meal%20requests

>> No.8944764

>>8944027

>> No.8944796

>>8944027

>> No.8944894

>>8944027
Lean and some weed.

But seriously, probably some baked mac and cheese, some good brisket or sausage, cole slaw, and a couple pieces of nice bread... And some weed.

>> No.8944913

>>8944710
fuck off retard.

>> No.8944932

>>8944027
a bullet

>> No.8945057

>you're gonna be locked up for a while

No I'm not.

>> No.8945072

>>8944894
DUDE

>> No.8945077

>>8944752
>Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – lethal injection: one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni, a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage, 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing, one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor, 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese, 4 oz. sliced jalapeños, 2 large strawberry shakes, two 20-oz. cherry Cokes, one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream.

>> No.8945081

a lockpick

>> No.8945099

>>8945077
After that, I guess they didn't need to bother with the injection.

>> No.8945110

>>8944027
Your dad's ass

>> No.8945111

A bullet

>> No.8945145

A bullet

>> No.8945156

A bullet

>> No.8945174

A bullet

>> No.8945200

>>8944752

>James Edward Smith, executed in Texas in 1990: A lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a cup of yogurt.

>> No.8945214

A bullet train

>> No.8945223

>>8944752
>Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – lethal injection: one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni, a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage, 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing, one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor, 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese, 4 oz. sliced jalapeños, 2 large strawberry shakes, two 20-oz. cherry Cokes, one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream. He consumed about half of the meal.
Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.8945235

>>8944752
>Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates
What an asshole

>> No.8945268

>>8945111
>>8945145
>>8945156
>>8945174
Sorry no alcohol permitted.

>> No.8945325
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8945325

>>8945099

>> No.8945329

>Clarence Ray Allen: murderer; executed in California in 2006 – lethal injection: Buffalo steak,Kentucky Fried Chicken, sugar-free pecan pie and sugar-free black walnut ice cream.

Why sugar free? I don't even

>> No.8945340

>>8945329
Anyone asking for KFC is probably not very bright.

>> No.8945348

>>8944913
Underrated

>> No.8945372
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>>8944033

>> No.8945637

>Troy Davis, executed in Georgia in 2011, declined a special meal, explaining that "this meal will not be my last".

What did he mean by this?

>> No.8945657

>>8945637
Well he was right: if he didn't eat it, it wasn't his last meal.

His last meal was the one he had previously.

>> No.8946506

>>8944752
>Gerald Lee Mitchell, executed in Texas in 2001: Assorted bag of Jolly Rancher candies.

>> No.8946543

>>8945329
Some people get used to the taste of sugar-free stuff I guess and then start to prefer it.

>> No.8946571

>>8945657
>Well he was right
He really was. He actually wins in the end.

>> No.8946615
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>>8944027

A Sonny's Cheeseburger fully loaded, well done.

A rack of Sonny's baby back ribs.

Olive Garden Calamari with their signature salad with dressing.

A fuck load of Checkers signature French fries.

A bottle of La Trappe, quadruple Monk ale.

Yo mamma's pussy Nigger.

>> No.8946657
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8946657

>>8946506
>will never be this based

>> No.8946731

A roast pheasant and a glass of 409 with a lemon wedge.

>> No.8946738
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8946738

>Order McRib and a Shamrock shake
>Both not available at same limited time
>Time gets extended

>> No.8946758

>>8946738
>ordering the McRib
>ever
I'll take the chair.

>> No.8946774

The antidote

>> No.8946782

>>8945235
>The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".

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8946802

2 Monster Thickburgers, 2 large fries, and a quart of chocolate milk. May not survive, but I'm gamblin' man.

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8946817

a bunch of big ol platters of greek food

>greek salad
>deep fried calamari
>grilled octopus
>deep fried zucchini
>tomato balls
>tarama
>tzatziki
>2 bottles of retsina
>dakos crackers for the spreads
>psomi for soaking up the olive oil at the bottom of the salad bowl

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8947137

>>8946738

>> No.8947138
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8947138

>>8946782
>Democrat

>> No.8947755

>>8945077
>super-size
I miss it so