/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8941958]

>anon what's your favorite foo-
>none of your business dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.8941987]

This really is the right way to deal with women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.8941995]

>>8941987
based oregon redneck pasta

[Anonymous No.8942033]

>>8941987
Yeah see, I did the same thing except I just pretended like I had stopped paying all the bills. I had some buddies of mine come to the house while my wife was alone and act like debt collectors, saying they were going to break shit. I even told one of them to throw a brick through the window since I was going to replace all of them with energy efficient ones in the fall anyway. I did this for like 3 weeks and made the debt guys come more and more frequently until she just snapped. Our arguments weren't about cooking, it was about her buying too much shit, but it worked. She hasn't spent above our budget in years.