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Well /ck/?

>> No.8939859

Rolling

>> No.8939862

nice fucking artifacts shithead

>> No.8939863

>>8939855
I want them all

>> No.8939866
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8939866

>>8939855
Ja/ck/

>> No.8939868

Fuck it I'm going vegan.

>> No.8939870

None, girls suck.

>> No.8939875

>>8939855
i can make better food at home, now i get why some men become gay

>> No.8939881
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8939881

>fuck thisssssss, I'm going for one of Big Al'sssss burgersssssss...

>> No.8939884 [DELETED] 

>>8939855
Ronda is the only one that dosnt look it got scooped out of a bucket so Ronda

>> No.8939993

If this is how they eat then they are probably lardasses and I would choose none.

>> No.8940008

>>8939855
Rebecca.

Sounds like the only house I'd be welcome at.

>> No.8940216
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>>8939855
Thanks, but I'd rather go to Elizabeth's house for dinner.

>> No.8940252

>this fucking cancer again

SAGED
FUCK YOU OP, YOU SHITHEAD

EVERYONE, DON'T REPLY TO THIS FAGGOT AGAIN, IT'S JUST ANOTHER FACEBOOK TIER SHILL THREAD

>> No.8940332

>>8939855
Whichever one puts out the best.

Next question.

>> No.8940393
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8940393

>>8939855
who here /jpeg/

>> No.8940399

>>8939855
Ronda's fo sho, but wut the fuck with Felecia plate

>> No.8940409
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8940409

>>8939855

I'll have whatever Tamika is eating

and then I'll have a generous helping of her ripe cherry pussy.

>> No.8940415

Ronda: 0

Felicia: 1, 2, 3

Tamika: 4, 5, 6

Rebecca: 7, 8, 9

Dubs gets them all.

>> No.8940429

>>8940415
Rolland

>> No.8940434

>implying I associate with nigger ladies or people who post low quality .jpegs

>> No.8940517
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8940517

>>8940393
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JAY-PEG IS??

>> No.8940530
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8940530

>in school was in the black area
>no other whites pretty much
>all of my class was niggers and black people
>they bullied me for being white, called me 'Toast dipped in Water' because that is what whites like
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
>one day they invited me to one of their homes for dinner
>was actually excited a good chance to befriend my schoolmates
>went to the house
>the mother was cooking delicious smelling chicken with mac and cheese
>really excited to eat it
>mother brings the food out
>gives me a different plate with plain chicken and a jar of open mayo
>'Your friends told me you like this stuff, and I always make guests welcome!'
>feel bad to tell her it is bullying so I thank her
>dip my chicken in the mayo and eat it
>don't even like mayo
>they bully me for the next few years even more

None, I stay home

>> No.8940541

>>8940415
What could possibly go wrong here

>> No.8940555

When the image resolution is so shit you can barely make out a chicken wing after 5 seconds of looking, you should probably find a better image.

>> No.8940562

>>8939855
can i pick none?
those all look disgusting

>> No.8940574

>>8940530
If you didn't pussy out and say you like normal food it all could've ended differently friend

>> No.8940575

>>8940415
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.8940582

>>8939855
tamika is objectively the best, i'll leave you plebes to squabble over the other 3

>> No.8940589

>>8940415
rebecca pls

>> No.8940594

>>8939855
fucking christ, that quality of the picture. that fucking jpg degradation

>> No.8940611

>>8939855
I can't even see what the fuck this is
Fuck you OP

>> No.8940621

>>8939866
Jesus fuck that makes me vomit

>> No.8940624

>>8940611
Its one of those ironic nigger memes where they purposely make things ignorant and shitty like when they misspell bon apetit with a picture of something disgusting

>> No.8940626

>>8939866
I hate this fat fuck so fucking much

>> No.8940645

>>8940530
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'

hahahaha

>> No.8940725

>>8940530
They're still black. They lose in the long run

>> No.8940737

>>8940624
>niggers
>purposely
>ironic
wew lad, someone is giving niggers a lot of credit

>> No.8940741

>>8939855
I can't tell what any of them are making.

>> No.8940745
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>>8940530
>>gives me a different plate with plain chicken and a jar of open mayo
>>'Your friends told me you like this stuff, and I always make guests welcome!'

>> No.8940756

>>8939866
Wtf is that placenta looking shit he pulled out of that jar?

>> No.8940757

>>8940409
Tamika's got AIDS tho
You fucked up

>> No.8940760

>invited to eat dinner with a friend and their family
>we'll be having food from their native culture
>they pull out take out boxes

Is this a joke?

>> No.8940777

>>8940530
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
That is hilarious, true or not.

>> No.8940795

>>8940530
>stay around niggers
You did this to yourself anon.

>> No.8940801

>>8939866
What exactly is he trying to make here?

>> No.8940807

>>8939875
Exacly. Eat this shit and if you complain no sex for 6 months. I would rather kick that fat dumb bitch out, no sex anyway so what is she good for? Apparently not cooking.

>> No.8940817

>>8939866
The lime cutting/squeezing is what bothers me the most

>> No.8940835

>>8939855
>4 different take out boxes
i'm staying at home and cooking for myself

>> No.8940876

>>8940415
rollu

>> No.8940957

>>8940415
anyone's good except rebecca

>> No.8940959

>>8940957
btfo

>> No.8940964

I think I'll stay home and chug straight vegetable oil. I'll still get diarrhoea but won't have to endure the interminable mindless gibbering.

>> No.8940983

>>8939866
>ywn have Ja/ck/ cook you dinner before your young born again wife sucks your cock

thanks for reminding me

>> No.8940988

>>8939855
I'll eat at home, fuck that shit

>> No.8941002

'Soul food' mac and cheese is disgusting compared to what can be achieved using real ingredients and some actual work in preparation.

>> No.8941005

>>8941002
>I hate black people but I won't say it outright
You white 20-somethings have issues.

>> No.8941009

>>8941005
My number one issue would be my functioning taste buds, followed shortly by a craving for carbs and that's not hyperinflated by obesity and type II diabetes.

>> No.8941014

>>8941009
>carbs and
*fats

>> No.8941026

>>8939855
this gave my eyes a headache

how do you even compress an image to look this shit

>> No.8941031
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>>8939866
Yum!

>> No.8941049

>>8941005
actually i'm a nigger

>> No.8941097

>>8940393
kek

>> No.8941100

>>8941002
Non-americlap here, what's the difference?

>> No.8941102

>>8941100
soulfood macncheese's father left when he was young

>> No.8941103

>>8940530
>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'
top lel

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>>8941031
>punches the egg

>> No.8941295

>>8939855
>may I have a salad instead?
Also Ronda. How many blacks do you know that cook lobster and shrimp scampi?

>> No.8941299

>>8939855
Ronda looks pretty good.

>> No.8941316

>>8940530
>in school was in the black area
>no other whites pretty much

Straight-up child abuse.

>> No.8941328

>>8939855
top left: steak, shrimp, lobster, mac and cheese, fucked up baked potato

top right: buffalo chicken wings, fucked up baked potato. shrimp on something. shrimp on something

bottom left: chili cheese fries and barbecue wings

bottom right: chili cheese fries with avocado and sour cream

am I guessing this right?

>> No.8941333

>>8939855
Sry shaquanda im still not fucking wiht monkeys

>> No.8941343

https://www.instagram.com/4_ozale/

>> No.8941350

>>8940530
>in school in white and asian only area
>average household income was 80k at the time now its somewhere in 100k range
>darkest kid in my class was that one kid from Ecuador
>peaceful school life

>> No.8941353

>>8940737
they're evolving

>> No.8941361

>>8941353
Now that's waayyyy too much credit

>> No.8941365

>>8941361
you'd be surprised

>> No.8941367

>>8941365
Probably because from what I've seen they've been regressing

>> No.8941389
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>>8940530
>>used to do a thing where they'd give me a sheet of paper with random statements about Mayonnaise and make me read the 'MayoNews'

>> No.8941422

>>8939855
neither

>> No.8941431

>>8939881
lol

>> No.8941518

>>8939855
Tamika knows what's good.

>> No.8941538
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8941538

Eatin at Uma's

>> No.8941570

I don't plan on gaining weight, so I think I'll pass

>> No.8941575

>>8939855
why would I need to go to someone else's house just to eat delivery food?

>> No.8941580

>>8940415

CONSUME

>> No.8941875

I choose none of the 4; everything looks disgusting when the pictures look like they're taken on a potato.

>> No.8941884

>>8941570
Europoor detected

>> No.8942078

>>8940415
Roll

>> No.8942440

>>8940415
Anything but Ronda.

>> No.8942445

>>8940415
Here we gooooo

>> No.8942470

>>8939855
For me it's Rona, the best takeout meal.

>> No.8942505

>>8940399
This

>> No.8942546

>>8940415
Playing hardball here anon

Trips goes vegan, hoping for trips tbqh

>> No.8942570

>>8939855
Apparently these roasties "cook" food in the exact same containers and plasticware as kebab shops and restaurants. Really jogs the noggin.

>> No.8944454

>>8940415
roll

>> No.8944460

>>8939881
lmao nice

>> No.8944556

>>8940530
>mayonews

top jej

>> No.8945018

Why are they all in take-out boxes?

>> No.8945022

>>8940517
>Filename
>Hq
Kek

>> No.8945025

>>8939855
none

>> No.8945124

>>8940530
>open, as in used, jar of mayonnaise
>in a black household

I'm calling bullshit

>> No.8946811

>>8940530
One of those few moments where I don't even care if it's true or not, "MayoNews" had me giggling like a school girl all day today at work. Everyone probably thought I was high. I can't help but picture poor, hapless anon surrounded by black kids going
>YO WHITE BOI
>HOPE U WAZN'T BIZZY
>ITZ TIEM FOR TODAY'S MAYONEWS

>> No.8947002

>>8939855

i'd stay home.

but if i had to choose, Tamika

>> No.8947095
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is that guacamole on those fries???

>> No.8947418

>>8940530
What purpose is served making up stupid stories on the internet, anon?

>> No.8947451

>>8940777
2 days late, but checked!

>> No.8947494

>>8940252
You're 100% right. How have these newfags fallen for this (((thread))) yet again? It makes me feel bad about life. Every time I go to /ck/ I have a whisper of anxiety in the back of my mind out of fear that I might see this exact thread. I wish the mods would just ban anyone who posts that image.

>> No.8947910

>>8940624
it's funny because you misspelled it
nigger

>> No.8948067

>>8939855
None of them, their food looks extremely low res.

>> No.8948396

>>8940530
>YUH CAANT BE RAZIZ TO THEM WHITEYS!

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>>8940252
>ssssssuck my dick......
>and go get a Ssssssssssuper Jiggy Combo at McJiggy's

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>tamika

>> No.8948736
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>>8940530
>mayonews
BWAHAHAHAHA