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>cook pepperoni
>drink it like a shot
>????
>profit

>> No.8938101

>>8937811
change profit to stroke

>> No.8938133
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8938133

>>8938101
COOKING DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING TO IT YOU FUCKING RETARD

>> No.8938136

Thought the thumbnail was goatse for a second.

>> No.8938273

>>8938133
>The police finally get down the stiff wooden door
>interior of home has rotten with moisture. Items are scattered, discarded around the house.
>turn into kitchen, moving aside the violin on the floor
>anon's fucking dead, slumped in the corner
>pepperoni all over the floor.
>pepperoni glued up the walls.
>the burner is on. Anon had been cooking pepperonis
>thousands of pepperonis
>all of them dry now, and cast aside along several hypodermic needles
>an officer examines his bloated wet carcass, while another opens the oven
>giant two foot pepperoni.

>> No.8939480

>>8938273
>giant two foot pepperoni
Does such a thing exist?

>> No.8939518

>open can of deenz
>mix oil with vodka and some mustard and pepper
best prep to some deenz eatan

>> No.8939519

>>8939480
Yeah dude
Do you think pepperoni is just made in floppy little discs?

>> No.8939540
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>>8939480
When you make it yourself, yes.

>> No.8939547

>>8939519
>>8939540
The image in my head was of a two-foot in diameter pepperoni disk.