/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8931561]

Time for some food autism, bois

>be me
>hungry af
>was supposed to eat pizza but didn't because money reasons
>hmm
>idea.png
>i got some french fries with faces kind of thing
>alright let's do this
>just gotta heat up some oil and put them in
>put oil in pot
>don't like waiting, turn it up to max
>wait for it to heat up, sit in pc
>start messing around with fl studio, completely forget about it
>about 15 minutes later
>some smoke is in front of me
>wtf is this smoke
>wait
>smoke
>OH NO
>go to kitchen, thick fog everywhere
>can't see a metre in front of me
>my eyes burn
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpeg
>run over to stove
>turn it off
>whew
>might as well use the already hot oil right
>put in some frozen fries in
>i have awoken satan
>pot furiously spitting grey smoke
>christ help me
>open windows, grab a fan, turn it on max with humidifier
>smoke starts fading away
>thankgod.gif
>all of that in the span of about 20 minutes
>wait
>the fries
>i take the fries off
>they were supposed to have face shapes
>nope
>they just look like tortured demons
>good job me

[Anonymous No.8931591]

>slow claps

[Anonymous No.8931809]

>>8931561
pics of demon fries pls

[Anonymous No.8931832]

>>8931561
It's a shame you didn't asphyxiate and burn your house down