British Food

[Anonymous No.8931273]

British Food is unquestionably the best of any nationality.
Prove me wrong.
Protip. You can't.

[Anonymous No.8931283]

>>8931273
Literally the entire circumference of planet earth disagrees with you.

[Anonymous No.8931445]

>>8931283
Surface area.
And either Japan, France, or Italy is the best

[Anonymous No.8931539]

>>8931273
Go to bed, Gordon.

[Anonymous No.8931543]

>>8931273
Looks good. What's in the pie?

[Anonymous No.8931585]

>>8931283
Scandinavian food is the worst.

[Anonymous No.8931596]

>>8931543
It's pie, guv. You don't ask.

[Anonymous No.8931597]

Italy is obviously the best. This is not even debatable.

British eat fucking beans on toast. And mushed peas. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.8931621]

It's missing uma delicia like sopa de macaco.

[Anonymous No.8931627]

I like kebab and falafel

[Anonymous No.8931633]

>>8931273
Where's the sugar tomato beans, clotted cream and spotted dick? If that's not enough for you, just start babbling like a nursery maid to a 2 year old child and you'll come up with new vocabulary matching precisely britbongian words for food.

[Anonymous No.8931638]

>>8931596
Wut?

[Anonymous No.8931640]

>>8931273
>Prove me wrong.
>Protip. You can't.
I hide every thread I see that uses this.

Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.8931649]

>>8931640
>gets offended at an opinion and meme
Reddit really is more your style. Back you go.

[Anonymous No.8931781]

>>8931273
Brit food is so shit that even canned food is better holy shit

[Anonymous No.8933004]

>>8931273
You're right OP. It's no surprise that all the best chef's are British, and why the Americans are obsessed with Gordon Ramsey. We clearly have the best food.

It's Sunday today as well, going to be having roast beef and yorkshire puddings. It's a shame that other countries can't eat as well as us.

[Anonymous No.8933032]

>>8931638
I think it's a shart in mart attempting to be funny

[Anonymous No.8933045]

>>8931649
>meme
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8933050]

[Anonymous No.8933054]

[Anonymous No.8933056]

Britards actually eat this. No, I'm not a shart in the mart.

[Anonymous No.8933066]

>>8931597
>British eat fucking beans on toast

go eat that and tell me it's not delicious

[Anonymous No.8933071]

>>8933056
Unlike an American fry sandwich. Made from long life sugar bread, butter flavour spread and soy oil fried potatoes. The British chip butty is made from fresh baked bread, buttered with fresh churned jersey butter and beef tallow fried potatoes.

Tldr. Put shit in, get shit out.

[Anonymous No.8933075]

>>8933056
literally nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.8933079]

>>8933056
What's wrong with that?
You're clearly a jealous shart in mart

[Anonymous No.8933085]

>>8931597
Name 1 italian dish that isn't mediocre. Don't bother trolling with traditional pizza

[Anonymous No.8933093]

>>8933066
It's also pretty healthy besides the sugar.

[Anonymous No.8933096]

>>8933085
osso buco

[Anonymous No.8933098]

>>8933056

>Being this much of a shart in the mart

Just imagine

[Anonymous No.8933101]

I'm British and even I think you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.8933103]

Cornish Pasty with Wilson's Sauce is what I like when I'm in England.

[Anonymous No.8933105]

>>8933071
>The british chip butty is made from Chorleywood process bread, factory farm butter and potatoes fried in atora

ftfy

[Anonymous No.8933108]

>>8933105
>process bread
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8933116]

>>8933103
*Wilson's Gravy

[Anonymous No.8933117]

>>8931273
I agree OP. British food is the best. It's also why the best chefs in the world are British, and why the Americans are obsessed with Gordon Ramsay.

It's Sunday today as well. Going to have Roast Beef with Yorkshire puddings, easily one of the best meals in the world. It's a shame other nations can't eat as well as us.

[Anonymous No.8933121]

[Anonymous No.8933123]

>>8933071
>american fry sandwich
this isn't a thing, anon

[Anonymous No.8933125]

>>8933123
Yes it is, french fries in a slice of wonder bread with some ranch is GOAT.

[Anonymous No.8933130]

[Anonymous No.8933135]

>>8933130
Do British "people" really eat this? Wouldn't it really be more convenient (and cheaper) to eat toothpaste?

[Anonymous No.8933140]

>>8933135
Nothing wrong with mint sauce.

[Anonymous No.8933142]

>>8933135
>>8933140
Mint Jelly is better though.

[Anonymous No.8933158]

>>8933135
>implying the Brits own toothpaste

[Anonymous No.8933165]

>>8933158

[Anonymous No.8933167]

>>8933165

[Anonymous No.8933168]

>>8933167
inb4 the chart of 12 year olds

[Anonymous No.8933173]

False flag boring shitposting. Fuck this awful site and it's awful population of American cunts.

[Anonymous No.8933174]

>>8933158
they could try brushing their teeth with their nasty mint sauce.......

[Anonymous No.8933176]

>>8933165
Why do Americans have such bad teeth?
Even the kids have rotten mouths.

[Anonymous No.8933178]

Wish I was American so I had access to great ingredients like this

[Anonymous No.8933179]

>>8933173
Who cares? It's Americans talking about non-American things, their opinions can be instantly disregarded.

[Anonymous No.8933182]

>>8931597
>mushed peas

Johnny foreigner can't even troll in the Queen's English

[Anonymous No.8933189]

>>8933173
murricunt detected

[Anonymous No.8933195]

>>8931445
>Japan
>Italy

No

[Anonymous No.8933200]

>>8931273
Get yourself to the 'spoons for a mixed grill, lad.

[Anonymous No.8933206]

Everyone in the world knows that British "cuisine" is the worst food on the whole planet. Even the British "people" know this.

Why aren't they doing anything about it?

What can we do to improve their "cuisine"?

[Anonymous No.8933214]

>>8933206
>Dat jealousy

[Anonymous No.8933215]

>>8933206
>2017
>believing stereotypes
Passport?

[Anonymous No.8933218]

>>8933096
>Name 1 italian dish that ISN'T mediocre. Don't bother trolling with traditional pizza
>ISN'T

[Anonymous No.8933222]

>>8933218
saltimbocca

>>8933214
Jealous of what, Nigel?

[Anonymous No.8933234]

>>8933215
Americans talking about non-American things, their opinions can be instantly disregarded

[Anonymous No.8933248]

>>8933234
why do Britards always believe there are exclusively Americans shit talking their horrible "cuisine"?

[Anonymous No.8933254]

>>8933248
Because Americans are generally the most ignorant posters who only know about the rest of the world from television.

[Anonymous No.8933263]

>>8931597
Aussies also love mushy meas. Google Meat Pie Floater

[Anonymous No.8933294]

>>8933254
This is true, Americans are also subhumans. Shit talking British "cuisine" however is an international sport.
And it's not only a stereotype. British "food" is downright awful.

[Anonymous No.8933295]

>>8933248
Shart in marts are utterly ignorant of what good food is and tastes like so they regurgitate things other people have said instead of trying things for themselves and forming their own opinions.

[Anonymous No.8933318]

>>8933103
>pasty
>plate

triggered tbhwy

>>8933200
>the 'spoons

fuck off yank

[Anonymous No.8933328]

>>8933294
>Americans are subhumans

lived here 2 years now, can confirm

[Anonymous No.8933332]

>>8933328
>>Americans are subhumans

'merican niggers are the worst of the worst

[Anonymous No.8933337]

>>8933332

You know when you look at a picture of someone and you can just tell that they'd smell bad.

[Anonymous No.8933382]

>>8933337
yeah, pic related

[Anonymous No.8933431]

>>8933071
If you're going to be pretentious about your frying medium, at least be patrician and use goose fat

[Anonymous No.8933435]

>>8933382
Is that the Jerry Springer show?

[Anonymous No.8933467]

The Americans are touchy today huh? Here and on reddit it seems.

[Anonymous No.8933475]

>>8931640
>>8933045

Possibly the most reddit posts I've ever seen on /ck/

[Anonymous No.8933484]

Sometimes I wonder if Reddit spends as much time as we do telling people to "go back to 4chan."

[Anonymous No.8933490]

>>8933435
It says Jeremy Kyle on the bottom left of the pic, Mortimer. You know that show and where it's aired. Pro-tip: it's your country.

[Anonymous No.8933491]

>>8933475
>calls others Reddit
>uses Reddit spacing in his post
Oh the irony.

[Anonymous No.8933495]

>>8933490
Not my country, shartypants.

[Anonymous No.8933505]

>>8933495
I'm a Euro. Good for you if you're not British!

[Anonymous No.8933506]

>>8933056
It's fantastic when done right.

[Anonymous No.8933512]

>>8933505
Brexit can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.8933513]

>>8933506
post recipe pls!

[Anonymous No.8933521]

>>8933513
Just use good quality home made bread or fresh from a local bakery, cut into nice thick slices and add a light layer of local free range butter, cut up some potatoes into chunky chips and fry them in a good quality oil/animal fat and if you like chips with gravy have a good beer, onion and beef based gravy on your sandwich as well.

[Anonymous No.8933533]

>>8933178
>SaNDWiCH SLiCeS
this triggers me

[Anonymous No.8933537]

>>8933512
Agreed

[Anonymous No.8933539]

>>8933178
>a 7 word sentence in place of just "cheese"
Immediate red flag desu.

[Anonymous No.8934014]

I'm British myself and I've got to admit British food is quite shit. A full English and roast is good but they aren't really interesting are they? Its basically just different foods cooked simply, all put on a plate. Thank god for globalism. I can just make the best foods from all nationalities now. No need to defend bland food.

[Anonymous No.8934039]

>>8931597
>mushed peas
Not only did you spell it wrong, but it's also fucking delicious and I would kill to have mushed peas available here in Sweden

[Anonymous No.8934057]

>>8934039
wut? Can't you just get peas and mash them?

[Anonymous No.8934066]

>>8934057
If you can find marrowfat peas, sure/

[Sage No.8934069]

>>8931273
For me it's the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8934087]

>>8931273
I think that all cuisines from around the world each have something unique and incredible to bring to the table.

[Anonymous No.8934096]

>>8931273
Hey anon, i have an Italian mum and French dad and i have to admit British, especially English cuisine is by far the best in the world, hands down.

[Anonymous No.8934101]

british food is so fucking boring

there are only three colors

>brown
>white
>tan

no wonder so many obese people are british, you've never seen a veggie. just look at the op pic, there's like 10 peas and 1 carrot

[Anonymous No.8934118]

>>8931638
>>8933032
I think it was a Simpsons reference.

[Anonymous No.8934147]

>>8931273

Literally the antithesis of the truth, outside of countries afflicted by famine Britbongs have the world's worst cuisine.

They eat shit, actually destroying what could otherwise be decent foodstuffs by preparing them in retarded fashion. The "sunday dinner" of baked meat, boiled vegetables, grease potato & grease dumplings served swimming in grease sauce being a case in point.

[Anonymous No.8934149]

You would not believe how often my Italian mum and French dad say "really fancy an English tonight" and mum does a roast beef dinner or fish and chips.
Its so versatile.

[Anonymous No.8934209]

[Anonymous No.8934234]

>>8931273
don't you fuckin britfags have some teabags to suckle on somewhere
get your pretentious sub-par flyover bullshit out of here

[Anonymous No.8934249]

>>8934234
Which particular areas of the United Kingdom are "flyover"?

[Anonymous No.8934252]

>>8934249
all of them

[Anonymous No.8934253]

>>8934249
Legally all of it outside of London

[Anonymous No.8934256]

>>8934234
Amerilard flyover detected.

[Anonymous No.8934260]

>>8934253
>all outside of london
you must mean also london too, because it is

[Anonymous No.8934325]

>Britain colonized like 90% of the earth
>can't use any spices besides vinegar or mint which they only discovered through accidental consumption

[Anonymous No.8934336]

>>8934253
>London
>under the flight path of the worlds busiest airport.
Flyover isn't a place, it's a state of mind.

[Anonymous No.8934342]

>>8934325
>vinegar is a spice
>mint is a spice
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8934348]

>>8934342
What spices are common then

[Anonymous No.8934354]

>>8934325
>90%
Double retard.

[Anonymous No.8934358]

>>8934354
>can't process hyperbole
Actual autistic

[Anonymous No.8934362]

>>8934348
Clearly not vinegar and mint you colossal spastic.

[Anonymous No.8934366]

>>8934348
Common in Britain you mean?

[Anonymous No.8934383]

>>8934325
Phall is a British dish.

[Anonymous No.8934430]

[Anonymous No.8934492]

Lasagna, Apple Pie, Curry, Sandwiches...

are all British food.

[Anonymous No.8934536]

>>8934492
How is Lasagna British food?

[Anonymous No.8934559]

>>8934536
It was invented by the British in the 13th century
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3067455.stm

[Anonymous No.8934566]

>>8931273
The eternal Anglo is superior in every way

[Anonymous No.8934615]

>>8934566
We shall fight them in the Greggs,
And in the Wetherspoons,
We shall never surrender.

[Anonymous No.8934635]

>>8931597
>Italy is the best
>50 variations of flour and eggs
Japan has the best mastery of cuisine overall, from meat, pasta, seafood, sushi, rice, soups, curries, everything. Not every japanese dish is #1 compared to others but overall they're top dog.

[Anonymous No.8934651]

British food isn't meme food, unlike every other national cuisine

[Anonymous No.8934666]

>>8933200
That's not from Spoons. They don't use those plates.

[Anonymous No.8934697]

>>8934559
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3067455.stm
>"I think it's rubbish. I think it must have been the Romans who brought it over. It is definitely Italian."

Did you even red the article you posted?

[Anonymous No.8934772]

>>8934697
Yes.


"Lasagne is British.

It's so British the court of Richard II was making it in the 14th Century and most likely serving it up to ravenous knights in oak-panelled banqueting halls.

"The claim has been made by researchers studying a medieval cookbook, The Forme of Cury, in the British Museum.

A spokesman for the Berkeley Castle medieval festival, with whom the experts were working, said: "I defy anyone to disprove it because it appeared in the first cookery book ever written."

[Anonymous No.8934790]

>>8934772
No you didn't.

>The recipe does not mention meat - a staple of a good lasagne.

>And such an early use of tomatoes in food would have had medieval cooks spluttering into their espressos.

Try all you might, it just doesn't work out. You Brits have shit food. You didn't invent curry, pizza, sushi or Creme Brulee.

I'll give you your shepards pie. And toothpaste mints. You sure invented those

[Anonymous No.8934856]

>>8934790
So you are going up against the spokesperson from Berkeley Castle medieval festival...
In that case all North America can stake a claim in is something called frybread!? :-/
Everything else has been brought in and adapted by immigrants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frybread

[Anonymous No.8934863]

>>8931273
Roast Potatoes AND Chips?

[Anonymous No.8934882]

>>8934863
Look to me like chuck in the oven frozen ones, Aunt Bessies probably.
Not bad for a no-hassle, evening meal imo.

[Anonymous No.8934897]

Top 10 cuisines, real talk:

Italian
French
Russian
Bavarian
British
Hungarian
Malaysian
Korean
American
Greek

There are other great cuisines like Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Spanish etc but this is the real top 10.

[Anonymous No.8934908]

>>8934897
>Bavarian
>British
>American

[Anonymous No.8934912]

>>8934697
>I think

1 guy with a demonstrably false opinion is the opposite of a fact

[Anonymous No.8934922]

>>8934897

[Anonymous No.8934926]

>>8931273
Kind of hard when any culture that makes a delicious dish you colonise and incorporate into your own culture

[Anonymous No.8934940]

>>8934897
Maybe it's because I made Tzatzki last night...but I feel like Greek should be bumped up...unless it's in no particular order.

[Anonymous No.8934965]

>>8934926
So given that the British Empire was hands down the most successful in world history it makes sense we had the greatest influence over global food culture... game, set and match senpai

[Anonymous No.8935018]

>>8931273
Feels good solving something like this, thanks OP, you were right.

[Anonymous No.8935057]

>>8933123
>>8933125
this really isn't a thing
just cause some people do it and claim its amazing doesn't make it common or 'a thing'

I've lived in 5 states over the past 16 years and never heard of this until I saw that Brits have done it

[Anonymous No.8935086]

>>8934940
It's not in order

>>8934922
How many of those have you even eaten?

>>8934908
What's wrong with those cuisines? Which cuisines should take their place?

[Anonymous No.8935096]

>>8933176
>Or latest available year
Yeah this chart is credible

The difference between us anyways is .8 to 1.3, basically nothing by this "chart"

Also, >>8933165 is a chart with how often people visit the dentist, which says nothing to the degree of tooth health.
American dental costs are more than twice as much as British costs, so go figure the rate of visits are lower.

I'm not on the band wagon of "Gross British teeth!" the only reason for the stigma was decades ago British people didn't get braces or retainers as much, and had wonky grills (scientific terminology).

[Anonymous No.8935168]

>>8935096
>I'm not on the band wagon of "Gross British teeth!" the only reason for the stigma was decades ago British people didn't get braces or retainers as much, and had wonky grills (scientific terminology).

That is correct Anon, thanks.
Also i think the 'Hollywood smile' TV actors and Actresses give a false impression of US dentistry.
Cosmetic dentistry (as well as every other kind of cosmetic surgery) is much bigger in the US, most British actors that want to make it in LA get their teeth done asap!
I think for every person that fits the American stereotype we see in film and television there are huge swathes of people with dental problems.
Just how in England for every Benedict Cumberbatch there are hordes of guys that struggle to string a sentence together.

[Anonymous No.8935209]

>>8933093
>pretty healthy
what does that mean
it's carbs on carbs, it's flat out less healthy than eating just beans

[Anonymous No.8935226]

>>8933056
>>8933071
>>8933075
>>8933079
>>8933098
>>8933506
Actually infuriating. You can't just say something is good by virtue of its taste alone. The fact is that that meal will never make sense, its macromolecular profile is like that of a fucking pop tart. You can't just put anything on bread like that, it's irresponsible.
That's a desert, right?
What the fuck is the sauce

[Anonymous No.8935241]

>>8935226
Ketchup, another good British invention we gifted to America.

[Anonymous No.8935254]

>>8935241
Ketchup is indeed great, so thanks for that one papa Britania, but you've gotta be honest with yourself here. That "chip butty" is a very backwards creation with many harmful factors that add little to the flavor profile. It's just buttery fries dipped in ketchup, but with added carbs. And is that white bread? Why?

[Anonymous No.8935260]

>>8934057
Mushy peas, contrary too their name are not mushed like how you'd make mash potato. They're more stewed until they become the right consistency, and it's a specific type of pea.

[Anonymous No.8935262]

>>8933103
UP pasty is best pasty.

t. Yooper. Fight me.

[Anonymous No.8935265]

>>8935260
and they're bloody awful

[Anonymous No.8935286]

>>8934087
>Being this reasonable.

[Anonymous No.8935293]

>>8935262
UP pasties

[Anonymous No.8935295]

>>8935209
>My little shart can't be this retarded

[Anonymous No.8935299]

>>8934087
Wow what the FUCK is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.8935304]

>>8935295
I don't know what a shart is, but please, explain how what I said is retarded

[Anonymous No.8935314]

>>8935254
Its a cheap but filling snack.
Not something you would eat everyday, but once in a blue moon they're a nostalgic treat.

[Anonymous No.8935335]

Best thing from Greggs?

[Anonymous No.8935361]

>>8935314
That's fine then
but it's just so odd, even moreso than eating outlandish things like dried blood or insects, since those are ingredients we just don't see in the states
but that chip butty. it's made of familiar components but arranged in a way that's so slightly off that it's given an eerie quality to it, like an android face that looks human until it moves being scarier than a straight up alien.

[Anonymous No.8935400]

>>8933178
>american flavored
so it tastes like a shart in the mart, then?

[Anonymous No.8935402]

>>8935361
Nice android description.
I think it comes, like a lot of good food, from poverty and trying to make a few portions of chips stretch to feed a family.
Its nostalgic to me and I'd love one now but i don't think it's as common as it was 40 years ago.

[Anonymous No.8935425]

>>8934014
>I'm British myself and I've got to admit British food is quite shit
What's with this "the only thing the brits eat is full english, sunday roast and curry" nonsense? We have one of the most diverse quisines in the world. It's why people think our food is quite good. You should get out more.

[Anonymous No.8935435]

You were a colonial empire and yet instead of British food spreading across the globe your country is instead full of Indian and Middle Eastern food. That's how mediocre it is.

[Anonymous No.8935436]

>>8935425
>We have one of the most diverse quisines in the world
Compared to who?
Definitely not compared to America, Italy, Korea, France...

[Anonymous No.8935460]

>>8935436
I'm nnot sure you kno what diverse means
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_dishes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_cheeses

[Anonymous No.8935513]

>>8935436
None of those are diverse

[Anonymous No.8935518]

>>8935436
London has easily one of the most ethnically diverse populations in the world. New York is about as close as the US gets.

[Anonymous No.8935522]

>>8935435
American food is mostly spin offs of European stuff. It's not like you bring people in (immigration) but then put both your and their culture on hold.

[Anonymous No.8935589]

>>8935522
European, not British. At least not since we stopped jellying everything with aspic decades ago.

[Anonymous No.8935622]

>>8935589
Your most iconic dish is a variation on a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8935779]

>>8933178
>americans can't even call their food 'cheese'
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.8935900]

>>8931273
Christ with all the raving the britstanians do about Heinz beans, I tried them tonight with a side of crumpets (pic related.) I fucking puked up a batch of what appears to be chicken bones in the top left of the pic. Seems like the chicken scraps of their failed empire are associated with their beans. And btw, those fucking sugar coated syrup nuggets are why your teeth suck.

[Anonymous No.8935921]

>>8935900
You eat whole chickens?

[Anonymous No.8935946]

>>8933328
this dude from chicago, this normal.

[Anonymous No.8935952]

>>8933050
Isnt this dangerous?

[Anonymous No.8935966]

>>8935952
Its fake, I cannot believe people take the Sunday Sport seriously.

[Anonymous No.8935977]

>>8934348
Garlic, Ginger, Thyme, Rosemary, Cumin, Coriander, Cardamom, Cinammon, Black Pepper, Mint, Oregano, Cayenne Pepper, Horseradish, Nutmeg, Bay leaves
half are herbs but I don't really care

[Anonymous No.8936333]

>>8933032
>>8934118

It's a Discworld reference you plebians.

[Anonymous No.8936360]

>>8934325
Who needs random spices when you got worcestershire sauce?

[Anonymous No.8936482]

>>8935425
no you don't

you should get out more

[Anonymous No.8936522]

>>8936333
My nigga

[Anonymous No.8936539]

>>8931273
actually i can brittish food is curry. which comes from when you invaded (sorry colonised) india.

[Anonymous No.8936590]

>>8936539
Curry is just one type of food originating from Britain of which there are many.
It was invented in Britain by British citizens so is 100% British.

[Anonymous No.8936595]

>>8931273
>thinking Britain is good at anything
Sure sure, keep telling yourself that eurofag

[Anonymous No.8936813]

>>8936595
Name one North American food that is not a derivative of of food from somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.8936818]

>>8931273
BEANS ARE NOT BREAKFAST FOOD

[Anonymous No.8936823]

>>8936590
>curry is british cuisine
citation needed

[Anonymous No.8936829]

>>8936813
Name one British food that is not a derivative of food from somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.8936861]

>>8931621
Honestly pointless casual racism stopped being funny for most of us after like 19 or 20.

[Anonymous No.8936863]

>>8936823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phall

>>8936829
Sandwiches

[Anonymous No.8936869]

>>8933135
Im of British heritage, and eating mint sauce with our lamb in my family is one of the last vestiges of this tradition.

It complements the gamey meat really well

[Anonymous No.8936871]

The savoury dip

[Anonymous No.8936888]

>>8933332
>'merican niggers are the worst of the worst
Thanks to one-drop and Out-of-Africa, the US is the most successful black society on the planet.

[Anonymous No.8936895]

>>8936863
>take food from another culture
>put it between two slices of bread
>ORIGINAL WA LA DO NOT STEAL

[Anonymous No.8936997]

>>8936895
I think we all need to take a step back so that people dont decide that all food is cultural appropriation and /ck/ gets labelled toxic.

[Anonymous No.8937041]

>>8935425
You (The British) have no fucking cuisine. All you fucking have is STOLEN/BORROWED from other nationalities. Tika Masala is British? Really now?
No other countries have roast or pies?

[Anonymous No.8937052]

>>8931273
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick
Eh...
>I have some faggots at home, want some spotted dicks while we there?

[Anonymous No.8937079]

>>8937041
Are you American?
Here are just a few British culinary achievements
http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/03/17-of-your-favourite-foods-you-never-knew-us-brits-invented-because-were-just-so-damn-clever-obviously-4785335/

[Anonymous No.8937097]

>>8937079
>Are you American?
Good thing I'm not American, then.
You really going to shill this as something great?

[Anonymous No.8937154]

>>8935335
Steak bake lad

[Anonymous No.8937168]

>>8937097
>shill
That word again, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.8937212]

>>8935335
the chicken bake

[Anonymous No.8937229]

>>8937212
Id argue Steak bake desu

[Anonymous No.8937233]

>>8936861
Honestly, you're a fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.8937240]

>>8937229
Stake bakes have gone shit. I just get the vegetable bake. No questionable meat in them bad boys.

[Anonymous No.8937260]

You guys remember that mad cow disease destroyed the british beef industry, right?

[Anonymous No.8937269]

>>8937260
No it didn't.

[Anonymous No.8937325]

>being American
>not being able to eat 'local'
>thinks 150 miles away is 'local'
>'local farm' is 2/3 hours away
>never tasted fresh food
>never will
>farm to plate takes days
>no amount of technology will make up for true honest local produce
>Thomas Keller gets his asparagus from UK

[Anonymous No.8937333]

>>8937240
Maybe im getting old but i dont mind the Cheese & Onion pastry occasionally.

[Anonymous No.8937339]

>>8937260
The British "food" industry was destroyed by rationing until like ten years after WWII.

Now their food is getting rationed again!!!

It's almost like the British "government" hates its own people!

[Anonymous No.8937386]

>>8937339
Getting rationed again?! What the fuck are you talking about bro?

[Anonymous No.8937392]

>>8937079
That site is full of some of the most blatant lies, gross imprecisions and idiotic hyperbole I've ever come across.

Truly, Englands fall has been incredibly deep...

[Anonymous No.8937398]

>>8937386
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2774614/vegetable-shortage-2017-supermarkets-rationing-broccoli-lettuce-crisis/

>http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38851097

And this was only in England. The rest of us in Europe enjoyed our veggies. It's the scurvy that kills the teeth of the British "people".

[Anonymous No.8937399]

>>8931597
>mushed peas

[Anonymous No.8937401]

>>8937398
As someone who shops for food on a daily basis I can tell you right now that that is total and utter fucking bullshit. Not sure what the agenda is but there's not been any rationing or food shortages in my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.8937403]

>>8931633
>clotted cream
>using it as a troll food item
You're showing your new world faggot.

[Anonymous No.8937418]

>>8933505
Not a euro but how did this inbred island control europe and beat every army and navy for so long?

[Anonymous No.8937420]

>>8931633
The only people that eat spotted dick anymore are stupid fuckers on YT doing 'watch me eat British food' video. It stopped being a thing here in the 70s you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.8937425]

>>8937418
I bet this is a question most Brits ask themselves on a daily basis......

[Anonymous No.8937436]

>>8933108
>We didn't do nuffin!

the eternal anglo at work

[Anonymous No.8937468]

>>8937401

It's actually true anon. Only affected some areas where silly people panic buying caused shortages. But it did happen.

[Anonymous No.8937470]

>>8937260

No it didn't, it provided a pretext for the USA to ban the import of superior, hormone free beef from the UK & Ireland.

But that's all.

[Anonymous No.8937475]

>>8937436
>1960's
Nice one, retard.

[Anonymous No.8937515]

>>8937475
>We stopped guize we don't NUFFFIN

the eternal anglo at work

enjoy your atora

[Anonymous No.8937532]

>>8937436
I'll bite

Anglos are the only reason people can see your opinion, stop me if i'm wrong but:

Britian, America, Canada, Austrailia and New Zealand run the world and have the power to move (the so called conspiracy leaders) Jews at a whim.

You're speaking English you retard.

[Anonymous No.8937552]

>>8937532
WE WUZ KANGZ

[Anonymous No.8937572]

>>8935622
Which is also german

[Anonymous No.8937578]

>>8937552
>doesn't dispute facts
>Cuck nation

[Anonymous No.8937583]

>>8933200
Spoons food is absolutely rancid.
The burgers are just about edible.
Cheap booze though.

[Anonymous No.8937586]

>>8937552
>speaking English

[Anonymous No.8937595]

>>8935335
Nothing.
Greggs food is all really soggy and bland.

[Anonymous No.8937610]

>>8937586
we could also speak another language, but alas, I fear you wouldn't understand it.

Right. You're proud of being monolingual and believe it's an indicator of something. Not even Americans are that dumb.

[Anonymous No.8937613]

>>8937595
Soggy? Pastry and crusty baguettes soggy?! Wtf are you even talking about bro? Bland maybe but saying soggy just makes you sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.8937618]

>>8937610
You realise every country have inbred poor people with terrible teeth right? Just coz we put them on a tv show to point and laugh at doesn't mean we're all like that.

[Anonymous No.8937620]

>>8937613
All the hot food is soggy.
It's not crusty.
I've never once had hot food from Greggs that wasn't limp and soggy.

[Anonymous No.8937625]

>>8937620
stop eating it in the rain

[Anonymous No.8937631]

>>8937620
I've never had any form of pastry from there that is soggy. You sure you're not putting in your bag all wrapped up for an hour before you're eating it?

[Anonymous No.8937636]

>>8937618
I do, but England easily takes the cake here.

[Anonymous No.8937642]

>>8937610
But i don't have to speak another language, you do!

Fucking Cuck.

[Anonymous No.8937643]

>>8937636
Even your photo proves they are just the extreme by the fact the viewers are crying out for the show to hire a dentist.

Thanks for ending the argument anon.

[Anonymous No.8937667]

>>8937610
>thinks speaking another language is a badge of honour
>his country has to speak English because they have no historical significance

You're fucking good at game.

[Anonymous No.8937670]

>>8937595
>he thinks Greggs food is soggy

[Anonymous No.8937677]

>>8937620
Eat it straight away you absolute spastic

[Anonymous No.8937701]

>>8937420

>implying there would be anything wrong if we were still eating it

it's a sponge pudding with sultanas and custard, it's great

[Anonymous No.8937723]

Why are British people so touchy when it comes to their cuisine and dental hygiene?

[Anonymous No.8937732]

>>8937701
Didn't take long to find the brit who likes dick.

[Anonymous No.8937736]

>>8937723
dental because its not true, at least on average.
cuisine who knows because english cuisine is shit.

[Anonymous No.8937804]

>>8934666
they all use different plates u mug

[Anonymous No.8937817]

Chinese, Indian, and Thai is the best for eastern cuisine. Southern American states, Mediterranean, and north Eastern Europe has the best western cuisine.

[Anonymous No.8937830]

>>8937723
We're not.
We're quietly smug because we have better teeth and better food than the USA.
Feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.8937843]

>>8937830
>We're not.
>this thread

[Anonymous No.8937859]

>>8937843
Seriously, we look down on colonials as a parent would look down upon an errant child. We may disprove of you when you as a nation do something particularly stupid but you amuse us too. It's kind of like having a cute puppy that occasionally craps on the carpet (or in your case in the frozen dinner section of Walmart), you can't stay angry forever.
God bless, you lovable rogues

[Anonymous No.8937865]

>>8937723
>>8937843

>ur fat
>no i'm not!
>why are you so insecure about being fat?

[Anonymous No.8937871]

>>8937859
You never colonized my country

[Anonymous No.8937878]

>>8937871
Bless your education system as well.

[Anonymous No.8937881]

>>8937871
I mean yeah, sure we had British colonies but it's not like you were running the country.

[Anonymous No.8937882]

>>8937859
>Seriously, we look down on colonials...

Why would you look *down* on them when the days of the great Empire are long dead, and many of those colonies are doing far better now than they were under British rule?

Wouldn't it really be the opposite? You'd look at ex-colonies and be embarrassed about how much better they are doing now? It seems like it would be a constant reminder of how great things were in the past rather than the present day?

[Anonymous No.8937895]

>>8937882
To be honest, no one thinks about the British Empire in the UK, it's just not relevant.
All empires collapse eventually, history teaches us this.

[Anonymous No.8937904]

>>8935966
The Daily and Sunday Sport are based, it's just tits and bullshit with a small amount of sport at the back

[Anonymous No.8937912]

>>8933085
the only reason you would think italian food is mediocre is because its so popular, and so mainstream you're sick of it.
it ended up that way because it's objectively the best

[Anonymous No.8937926]

>>8937895
>the past isn't relevant

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why people keep making the same mistakes over and over again.

[Anonymous No.8937943]

>>8937804
No they don't. They make a point of them all being the same because of the retarded hipster trend of serving soup in welly boots etc

[Anonymous No.8937961]

>>8937926
Spoken like a true /pol/tard.
Do you think it was the Jews?
:^)

[Anonymous No.8937976]

>>8931273
>British Food is unquestionably the best of any nationality.
>unquestionably
I don't think you know what that word means. Best food is a subjective thing, so it cannot have unquestionable truths.

[Anonymous No.8937983]

>>8937859
>you lovable rogues

Is that the sweet nothing you whispered in their ears when you blew them from the guns?

[Anonymous No.8938184]

>>8937961
It always is. Wake up.

[Anonymous No.8938190]

>>8937983
>actually a humane method of execution

[Anonymous No.8938200]

>>8937572
Yeah id go with that, its a UK/German fusion.

[Anonymous No.8938214]

>>8938200
that pic is an offense to any German.

Die rotgesichtigen Inselaffen gehören alle ins Meer getrieben.

[Anonymous No.8938306]

>>8936861

fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.8938431]

>>8938214
I was trying to be a unifying force during hard times mate :(

[Anonymous No.8938636]

>>8935460
half of these dishes are just different iterations of the same thing, or combination of "dishes".
How is mash and pie a dish?
Listing verious permutations of 10 ingredients doesn't make the quisine diverse.

[Anonymous No.8938658]

>>8938306
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.8938928]

>>8931445
Japanese food is bland as fuck

[Anonymous No.8938938]

>>8934635
Why is Nip food always covered in soy sauce and fucking mirin
also eating raw fish is autistic

[Anonymous No.8938947]

>>8937677
Are you retarded?
It's soggy before I've eaten bought it.
It can't get not soggy by eating it quicker.

[Anonymous No.8938971]

England was a poverty culture. They had nothing and could cook nothing. Then the empire collapsed and they adopted real food. There's no culture in real english food, only in the adoption of other cultures food. England is returning to their roots with Brexit. You'll enjoy boiled vegetables again.

[Anonymous No.8939018]

>>8938971
Yeah coz brexit will totally mean our cuisine goes back to the dark ages.

Great logic anon.

[Anonymous No.8939173]

>>8938971
They were colonized by the superior Romans and adopted some of their techniques albeit without the same skills or quality ingredients. Same thing happened when they were again colonized by the superior Normans. Then they developed a Navy and came in contact with superior food cultures that they tried to copy but again failed because of inferior technique and ingredients. Consequently you end up with an inferior food culture suited to an inferior palate.

[Anonymous No.8939191]

Americans are obsessed with Britain huh

[Anonymous No.8939201]

>>8933234

[Anonymous No.8939221]

>>8939018

I don't know what you assholes are doing. I assumed you stupid fucks would eat turnips again after being fucked by Theresa Motherfucker. I really don't give a shit other than you are a global group of fuck ups. DOn't you feel like assholes?

[Anonymous No.8939234]

>>8939221
>>8939201

[Anonymous No.8939236]

>>8939221
No but you sure do sound like one anon.

[Anonymous No.8939246]

>>8939173

Rome abandoned Londinium so you people made your own food. It was boiled it was awful and it was fish or potato based. That's why the UK has been known as a shithole for food culture compared to France. It's great now, but because you robbed every other culture for food.

[Anonymous No.8939255]

>>8939246
How dare people and their culture evolve eh.

[Anonymous No.8939261]

>>8939246
>>8939201

[Anonymous No.8939366]

Why is French food so celebrated whereas British food is seen as bad?
We essentially have the same. We have stews, soups, meats, cheeses, fishes, pies, pastries, cakes, biscuits, cassaroles, wines, beers. We have the same amount of variety, I think it's more down to the French actually take the time to prepare and cook their meal and enjoy it whereas the British think of it as a chore.

[Anonymous No.8939375]

Just got called a racist in Greggs.

[Anonymous No.8939378]

>>8939366
I'm British and let's be honest but the majority of Brits don't have the first idea about how to cook but it's a big part of French culture.

[Anonymous No.8939387]

>>8939378
That's what I mean. French food seems a massive part of their culture and love doing it whereas the Brits are not as bothered

[Anonymous No.8939429]

>>8939387
Brits are too busy pilling into every town centre getting drunk af. I guess when get that from the vikings.

British culture is fucked.

[Anonymous No.8940028]

>>8935335
deano

[Anonymous No.8940037]

>>8939375
what

[Anonymous No.8940054]

HP sauce

[Anonymous No.8940056]

>>8937830
>quietly smug
this thread is filled with britons chimping out because they have bad food and teeth

[Anonymous No.8940066]

>>8940056
Japanese people see crooked teeth as a thing of beauty.

[Anonymous No.8940131]

>>8939366

Because French food is mana from heaven, Brits eat turds as long as they're wrapped in pastry and spread with mustard.

[Anonymous No.8940143]

>>8935335

Thread about how shit Brit food is and someone unironically asks about the shittest....

Monkey Island!

[Anonymous No.8940278]

>>8939191
more like the world

[Anonymous No.8941468]

[Anonymous No.8941476]

>>8933234

[Anonymous No.8941495]

>>8931273
I'm Brazilian and I like British food because it's bland too. Would definitely not eat the penises and blood maggots they serve though.

[Anonymous No.8941499]

>>8936861
it's a meme capo

[Anonymous No.8941576]

>>8941476

[Anonymous No.8942444]

>>8931597
italian food is literally the plebiest cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.8942475]

>>8933333

[Anonymous No.8942479]

>>8941495
brazilian food isn't bland

[Anonymous No.8942747]

>>8935460
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_dishes
>chicken tikka masala

[Anonymous No.8944260]

>>8941495
>Feijoada
>Bland
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.8944412]

>>8931273
I am British and I eat potatoes and tomato sauce with my cereal daily.
With sugar on top.
I live in a farm.

[Anonymous No.8944439]

>>8931445
Japan
nice meme weeb

[Anonymous No.8944446]

>>8936863
are you autistic? Phall doesn't mean brits invented curry. Modifying curry learned from India doesn't mean it's their own invented dish. you are an actual retard.
>>8936813
shepherds pie is an actual dish invented by England, that is good

[Anonymous No.8944457]

>>8934856
no shit, because it's an immigrant country you fucking retard. there's nothing funny about saying Americans didn't invent their own foods when it's literally a culture that's a bunch of mashed cultures.

what is funny is the UKs shit food despite several hundred years extending back to a thousand or more, and having it's own distinctive culture, yet not coming up with more than a small handful of its own great regionals like france or italy or literally any other country.

[Anonymous No.8944565]

>>8944457
Until the English developed a navy they were like the native americans or paleolithic man - too busy struggling to obtain food, clothing and shelter that they didn't have time to bother with cooking. After they developed a navy, they stole the food of cultures they came in contact with.

[Anonymous No.8944639]

>>8931273

ha no

No. 1 is France this is pretty widely agreed upon

No. 2 a lot of people will say Italy
I don't really agree honestly I will take Mediterranean or most types of Asian cuisine over Italian

America and Britain are in the 6-10 range

[Anonymous No.8944663]

Memes aside I think Britain has plenty good dishes like beef wellington. But it's cuisine is no where near the level of France or Italy for example.

[Anonymous No.8944734]

>>8931445
All Japan has is fucking rice and fish

[Anonymous No.8944735]

>>8931273
cinnamon roll with french fries and tendies, hail to britbongistan

[Anonymous No.8944747]

>>8944663
British cuisine is far better than french or italian

[Anonymous No.8944756]

>>8939429
At least they have a culture

[Anonymous No.8944778]

>>8944639
Only entry level plebs think french food is the best. 85% of french restuarant in france serve frozen and vacuum packed food. Go to any french restaurant in the world and they will have pretty much the same menus, it's uninspired and bland

[Anonymous No.8944797]

>>8931273
>prove me wrong
>you can't

[Anonymous No.8944942]

>>8935335
Sausage and bean melt is goat