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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>cooking chilli
>use spice paste method
>don't wash hands
>leave chilli to simmer
>suddenly get horny
>decide to go jerk it
>dick starts feeling uncomfortably warm
>mfw I've made chilli con penis
Lads it won't stop, what do I do

>> No.8930093

Dip your dick in yogurt.

>> No.8930103

>>8930093
Holy fuck I was actually thinking of this
Would it actually work? I thought it was just a tastebuds thing

>> No.8930112

step 1: find a girl whos DTF and ask if you can borrow her vagina real quick
step 2: chili con vagina

>> No.8930174

>>8930103
Then after use the yogurt as lube.

>> No.8930201

>>8930103
yes it would work, but so does time so I guess by now your dick has dick has... chill-ed

>> No.8930205

>>8930201
CARLOS

>> No.8930613
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8930613

>touch habaneros
>touch penis

>> No.8930926

>>8930613
>Slice up habaneros
>Wash hands vigorously
>Eat food, shower
>Rub eyes before bed
>Oh fuck it's burning

I swear this shit never goes away until it's either in your eyes, nose, or dick. Ridiculous.

>> No.8930929

this is such a guy thing to do i swear

anyways wash your dick with milk and wash your hands before and after cooking or dick touching god damn it

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8930931

>cooking chili
>add beans

>> No.8931046

>>8930087
I told my mom cayenne was the same as chili powder. I don't eat chili but I knew that would make dad yell at her.

>> No.8931054

>>8930926
habanero juice just never fucking goes away
you can wash your hands as many times as you like, that shit will still be in your eye in an hour or two

>> No.8931085

>>8930087
literally did this yesterday 2bqh.

>> No.8931091

Order some food handler's gloves right now while you're thinking of it. They're really useful, and not just for the whole chilli pepper thing

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8931126

>cut chilis
>forget to wash my hands
>pick my nose 30 minutes later

>> No.8931135

>>8930087
stick your dick in a glass of milk

>> No.8931287

>>8930929
Female friends reported that capsaicin burn the vulva too.
Wear latex gloves to manipulate pepper, that's what they're for.

>> No.8931500

I like jerking off with chili. Feels good.

>> No.8931511

>>8931500
Pics?

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8931970

>not dipping your dick and balls in a cold glass of milk

You're missing out, senpai.

>> No.8932853

>>8930112
Just get her to suck off the spices, and when she says, "Hey, your dick tastes like chili!" tell her "That's how I roll, babe."

>> No.8932854

>>8931287
>Wear latex gloves
They're like a condom for your hands!

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8932890

>>8931500

>> No.8932917

>>8930087
I feel like this encapsulates the character of /ck/ perfectly

>be cooking
>go jerk off
>go back to cooking

>> No.8933026

>>8930087
put your dick in a glass of milk.

>> No.8933064

>>8930926
Happened to me the other day with Serranos after I made some pico. I swear 3 hours later after multiple handwashes I burned my eyes

>> No.8933198

>>8930093
>>8930103
>>8930087
I can confirm that dipping your dick in yogurt is an instant cure to pepper burn. I did it myself after 20 minutes of burning and nothing helping.