/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8920531]

Sorry Europe, can't hear you over my freedom.

[Anonymous No.8920549]

nice1

[Anonymous No.8920978]

>>8920531
it really is quite good, and lower in calories. I'll get tired of it by time I finish this case though

[Anonymous No.8921748]

>>8920531
I fucking love this country so much.

[Anonymous No.8921980]

>>8921748
Kek.

[Anonymous No.8922010]

>>8921748

[Anonymous No.8922038]

Say what you will about the USA, no country sounds better when you chant it.

USA!
USA!
USA!

No one else in the world gets Euros as assblasted as America. And the funny thing is, we don't even give a fuck. Euros get so pissed about the mere existence of America, and yet we don't care. Like at all. When has America ever changed to fit Europe's ideas of what is correct?

Fuck, we still use imperial measurements for no other reason than because we want to. And then we go to other countries and do whatever the fuck we want to over there. The best Euros can do is scoff about us and our bad manners.

You're a tourist stop, Europe. It's an Amero-Asian world now, you're just bystanders.

I can't name 5 cities in England, I have to think hard about who the last three Prime Ministers were, I have no fucking clue who is in charge of the EU...and I have no reason to even bother finding out.

USA!
USA!
USA!

[Anonymous No.8922081]

>>8922038
>When has America ever changed to fit Europe's ideas of what is correct?
When we founded the place.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8922160]

>>8920531
>Acid reflux in a bottle

Enjoy America, just promise to keep this thing away from us

[Anonymous No.8922170]

>>8922081
you mean when you deported all of your scum here and then got super butthurt when they decided to make their own government

[Anonymous No.8922491]

>>8922081
Bubbles isn't a retard though.

[Anonymous No.8922497]

>>8922081
Europe was so fucking fantastic you were leaving by the boatload to go to the wilderness full of Indians, disease and misery. Noice

[Anonymous No.8922562]

see, they did a terrible job marketing this
I thought it was a case of soda that came with 3 different flavors inside it. I didn't realize it was a mix up

[Anonymous No.8922569]

>>8920531

45g of sugar per bottle. \o/ yay, enjoy your diabetes.

[Anonymous No.8922892]

>>8922038
U S A
S
A

[Anonymous No.8922946]

I'm American and this was probably the most disappointing sugar water I've ever drank in my entire life. Gonna have to stick with Dew Throwback from now on.

[Anonymous No.8922956]

>>8922038
>When has America ever changed to fit Europe's ideas of what is correct?

Slavery. Europe banned it nearly a century before the USA did.

[Anonymous No.8922961]

It's excellent. Shall be making an appearance at my 4th of July BBQ this year. God Bless!

[Anonymous No.8922997]

>>8922038
>I don't care about Europe
>Posts 4 paragraphs about It

You dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.8923010]

>>8920531
I tried it. It wasn't good. It wasn't gross, but it wasn't good.

[Anonymous No.8923012]

>>8922038
>Say what you will about the USA, no country sounds better when you chant it.

I like
>OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OYE OYE OYE

[Anonymous No.8923018]

>>8922038
... bro, your making us look bad. Just just up.

[Anonymous No.8923886]

>>8920531
you know those are also russian colors, right?

Russian FeDewration.

[Anonymous No.8923919]

>>8920531
Saw this at Wawa and couldn't not buy it.

[Anonymous No.8923924]

>>8920531
Jesus Christ your hand is fatter than my whole body; that may be a sign to lay off the liquid beetus

[Anonymous No.8923956]

>>8922892
U
Suck
Ass

[Anonymous No.8923982]

>>8920531
As much as I appreciate the cut calories, the three mountain dews just blend into a flavorless, generically sweet mess of a drink. Green Label is way better.

[Anonymous No.8923985]

>>8923886
Why not Dew Ass Ass R?

[Anonymous No.8924524]

>>8923924
>euromanlets

[Anonymous No.8924599]

>>8920531
>dew-s-a