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>Short
>Italian
>Full of my hot cream

>> No.8920441

hot, black, 97 cents gas station house blend, with 6 Marlboro reds.

>> No.8920450

Espresso

>> No.8920456

>>8920441
Oh hey uncle jeb

>> No.8920461

French press
Splash of milk
Tsp sugar

>> No.8920468

>>8920424
Earl grey and a bit of honey

Don't like coffee.

>> No.8920479

>>8920456
Id ritually shotgun murder you and your whole family and smear your horrible gore all over my hard cock all while drinking my coffee

>> No.8920561

>>8920479
WOW, you are so stupid, it shows very well in your post.
YOU ARE XAMPLE WHY ABORTIONS SHOULD BE LEGAL

>> No.8920581

>>8920424
Finished with in under a minute

>> No.8920678

Cold black with a raw egg white mixed in over ice

>> No.8920685
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8920685

I like it however it will trigger the most autists.

>> No.8920747

>>8920561
Im violent and get shit done, and you're a passive faggot living off daddy's money. Id beat you so hard you'd scream like a woman.

>> No.8920753

>>8920747
o look the stupid puusy is back

>> No.8920756

>>8920753
Expect me, faggot. You never described how you take your coffee.

>> No.8920758

Who bothers heating the cream before putting it in coffee? That's weird.

>> No.8920763

>>8920424
Seriously doesn't matter to me at all.
If it's coffee, I'm happy to drink it.

I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

>> No.8920785
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>>8920756
>how you take your coffee
via my ass.
like this, watch her how she takes coffee up her ass:

How to Do a Coffee Enema for Liver Detox (Gerson Therapy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTnCgaWiE6U

>> No.8920790

>>8920785
This killed Steve McQueen. Fuck that shit. I bet you're really really white. You would know a god damn thing about time or the world.

>> No.8920798
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8920798

The only thing you need for good coffee is a good bean and a good grinder. I use Lavazza Oro and Breville Smart coffee grinder. Lavazza isn't the best, but it's the mildest, darkest bean I love. Other than that, just use a filter drip or an espresso machine you can get for 200 bucks and can hack its temperatures..

>> No.8920805

>>8920790
>This killed Steve McQueen
Having coffee up his ass was the very least of his problems at the moment.

>> No.8920825

>>8920424
Quadruple espresso, black.

>> No.8920853

>>8920805
He rode a motorcycle 3/4 the through Euro only once in Historical type of movie.

>> No.8921048

skim milk, no sugar, from 7/11

>> No.8921066

>decaffeinated espresso
>in a glass
>add full-fat milk
>dunk biscuits
that's my breakfast, and the only time of the day I have coffee.

t. italyfag

>> No.8921067
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8921067

I like my women how I like my coffee. Absolutely no pubic hair.

>> No.8921136

>>8920424

Sounds like you're describing yourself there Frankie.

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8921197

I keep using the French press and it always comes out bad. Is it just a meme?

I use pre-ground green mountain coffee but even so, it should be at least drinkable right?

>> No.8921203

>>8921197
I always thought unfiltered coffee was kinda gross. It's oily and there's bean dust floating around in it. Tastes weird.

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>>8921203
Turkish coffee is bretty gud though

>> No.8921592

I like expresso coffee, it's strong and tasty.

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>>8921197
French coffee press was developed by lazy French to make coffee in a very lazy way. Coffee made in them tastes no so special at all.
Same as French developed perfumes to cover their body odors stinky smells because they were too lazy to take a bath or shower.

>> No.8921875

>>8920758
Steaming the milk is more for the texture and taste than temperature. It makes the milk nice and frothy. When done right, it's like sipping a pillow.

>> No.8921925

Anyone here ever added way too much instant coffee in a cup, to make sort of a pretend espresso? I want to try, but I just know it will probably be awful.

>> No.8921932

>two thirds espresso
>one third milk

>drink immediately

>> No.8921954

with butter in it