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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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8920130 No.8920130 [Reply] [Original]

Your food is going to burn in the oven, but you can't find oven mitts or any substitutes. You've slaved over this meal all day and your family and friends are counting on this food to feed them tonight.

Do you grasp the burning contents in the oven despite the pain and resulting injuries to your hands or do you just turn the oven off and give up on the burnt mess?

>> No.8920139

>>8920130
Use your shirt.

>> No.8920157

>>8920139
This is the obvious. Ibe done it countless times retreiving a red baron a 3am drunk as a sailor.

But the basic gestalt of your question is whether i burn my hands to feed my family. Well jokes on you, my family is dead.

>> No.8920160

>>8920139
or any substitutes.

>> No.8920162

Open the oven door AND turn it off and try and fan some cool air into it with a dish towel I could have used to grasp it

>> No.8920164

>>8920157
Huh, and there's the culmination of this thread right there.

>> No.8920184

>>8920162
That and rub some ice on the handles of the pan

>> No.8920187

>>8920130
I'd turn the oven off and open the door. Then I'd run and grab something, like a towel. Easy.

>> No.8920190

>>8920187
>grab something, like a towe

>but you can't find oven mitts or any substitutes

>> No.8920200

Scrape the red baron off onto the cardboard box, which you have divided in half to cut the pizza on. Use a finger or two.

>> No.8920203

i'd let that bitch burn because it'd be my own fault if i was baking naked and had literally no cloth at all in my home

then i'd go buy some clothes, some dish towels, and a nice pair of oven mitts and get takeout on the way home

>> No.8920206

>>8920190
So my family now has no towels? What about clothing? Bed sheets? Pillow cases? This seems like a very unlikely scenario.

>> No.8920258

>>8920160
Who the fuck cooks naked?
If you are cooking naked you obviously don't give a fuck about burning your self

>> No.8920260

>>8920130
Let it burn and take my family out for a McChicken, the best kind of chicken sandwich.

>> No.8920300

>>8920258
One time i gave myself giant almost baseball size blisters cooking naked. I was HAMMERED drunk, probably 23ish, and i just finished a bitching pasta sauce. I was gonna eat a spoonfull at a time while it cooled, while i played vidya.
Well i put it down on the table but only on the edge. The entire pan of sauce spilled on my legs. 200 degree tomatoe paste with peppers.

So yea you are correct. Do not cook naked.

>> No.8920307

>>8920130
I'd just leave the gas on, close all the windows, and let sweet,sweet death take me

>> No.8920312

This thread is bad and you should feel bad

>> No.8920325
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8920325

This thread is pointless and I'll explain why.

You have kitchen utensils or you wouldn't be cooking. Get a couple tongs and grab the shit out somewhere fast.

Obviously you aren't cooking naked if your family and friends are there.

If you cook with foil and it's not too heavy, you can literally grab the foil in the oven and pull it out after it has heated without harming your skin at all. I did this yesterday with a sandwich.

Turn off oven and open door.

Find a box or a book or something flat like a fucking cutting board and slide your food onto that, with a layer of foil to keep stuff clean.

Spatula and fork to slide out onto plate.

A bullet.