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Anonymous Sun May 7 02:57:23 2017 No.8904168 [Reply] [Original]

Tonight I teach youngsters how to make spaghetti dinner, impress your parents.

First we start by throwing your ground chicken breast in Rachel Ray non stick pan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 02:58:24 2017 No.8904170 File: 1.49 MB, 1037x775, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904168 Looking good, add some black pepper.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 02:59:35 2017 No.8904173 >>8904170 And msg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 02:59:46 2017 No.8904174 File: 1.42 MB, 1037x775, 23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904170 Get your whole grain spaghetti cooking in some water and sesame oil.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:00:52 2017 No.8904178 File: 1.31 MB, 1037x775, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904174 Now you want to get ready to get that sauce going. Sockarooni is the obvious choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:01:57 2017 No.8904182 File: 1.59 MB, 1037x775, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904178 Very nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:03:04 2017 No.8904185 File: 1.38 MB, 1037x775, 9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904182 when pasta done set it aside and get your aspergers and broccoli ready for the microwave.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:04:01 2017 No.8904187 File: 39 KB, 400x470, 1428991206185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck you didn't even put onion in the ground beef to flavor it.... are there even going to be veggies?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:04:09 2017 No.8904188 File: 1.70 MB, 1037x775, 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904185 Now we are cookin. Add orange peel, turmeric, black pepper, cayanne, and italian sp ice blend to your sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:05:18 2017 No.8904190 File: 1.46 MB, 1037x775, 22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904188 Add a shit load of mushrooms, because they are very taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:06:25 2017 No.8904193 File: 1.60 MB, 1037x775, 343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904190 Put most of the sauce away for safe keeping. and toss the rest of the sauce with your spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 03:07:31 2017 No.8904196 File: 708 KB, 537x525, 334343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904193 microwave aspergers and broc for 1 min 15 seconds. viola.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 04:45:16 2017 No.8904383 That looks super bland. 5/10, easy lazy dinner but damn. You could do so much more with even 2 more minutes of prep and some actual seasoning. Add another 20 and you can have a nice sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 04:47:09 2017 No.8904386 >not making your own sauce also, chicken with spaghetti? the fuck? beef or go home

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 04:47:36 2017 No.8904387 >>8904187 >ground beef You're a fucking moran.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 04:48:47 2017 No.8904391 >no garlic or onion >shitty Newman sauce reported

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 04:49:47 2017 No.8904394 >>8904182 Wheres the hotdog and ground beef?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 04:51:46 2017 No.8904402 File: 82 KB, 1282x645, reported.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904391

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 08:00:24 2017 No.8904676 >>8904168 >throwing your ground chicken breast in Rachel Ray non stick pan die

Anonymous Sun May 7 09:20:14 2017 No.8904827

>>8904387
>>8904391

You faggots, OP specifically said it was for youngsters who had presumably never cooked anything in their lives. This gets them started cooking without any complexity or scary things like chopping an onion. I suppose the first thing you ever cooked was a souffle with homemade pate du foi gras and a roast leg of lamb studded with garlic cloves and seved au jus.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 09:40:03 2017 No.8904868 File: 272 KB, 959x538, 1416006268394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like ground kids

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 11:25:32 2017 No.8905145 >>8904196 Eating from paper plates is a sure sign that you have lost control over your life

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 11:56:04 2017 No.8905232 >>8905145 I'm a cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 12:00:06 2017 No.8905246 >>8904827 how young are you talking? fucking 8 years old? this is an 18+ website. chopping vegetables and applying heat is not "scary". cavemen could do it

Anonymous Sun May 7 12:11:26 2017 No.8905293

>>8905246
I agree it is very sad the level of knowledge most people have about cooking, but you have to realize that most people don't know Jack shit. My 3 roommates both only know how to boil water for ramen. Ask them to properly scramble eggs and you might as well let the eggs it out for 3 days and throw them away.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 12:58:17 2017 No.8905477 >>8904168 I feel like you're trying to troll, but there are 30 billion ways to make spaghetti and they all turn out fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 13:38:01 2017 No.8905615 >>8904174 Did you break your fucking spaghetti? Go die in a fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 13:48:02 2017 No.8905665 >>8904827 This specifically teaches you how to make a shitty fucking meal w/ no flavor and an awful texture

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 17:37:34 2017 No.8906672 Is this some kind of troll. I dont understand

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 19:43:42 2017 No.8907287 >>8904190 >Not cooking the mushrooms beforehand. The taste of them become so much better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 19:49:43 2017 No.8907308 >>8904174 >oil im out

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 19:52:44 2017 No.8907327 File: 78 KB, 474x201, 1439505074589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904168 >Spaghetti >Uses chicken >No onions or garlic >Tumeric

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 19:54:34 2017 No.8907341 >>8904168 Chicken in pasta ? This is offensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 20:08:25 2017 No.8907418 >>8904387 >Moran You're the fucking Moran.

Anonymous Sun May 7 20:11:19 2017 No.8907429

You know it would have been cheaper and easier to just fucking make your own sauce right?

>oil
>spaghetti
>SAUCE
what the flying fuck is wrong with you are you retarded?
>oil in boiling water
>to mix in
>somehow
>magically

i give up. fucking reddit cross posting

>>	Anonymous Sun May 7 21:24:06 2017 No.8907730 >>8904185 >aspergers fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 00:39:55 2017 No.8908494 This is the most poverty shit I've seen in a while. Ground chicken? Niller plz. Rachael Ray cookware? Shieeeeeeet.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:42:10 2017 No.8909504 >>8904196 >viola Instead of saying "voilà" you say "viola" which means "he/she raped" in french ebin

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 09:45:42 2017 No.8909518 >>8907429 You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 11:38:51 2017 No.8909759 File: 21 KB, 579x559, 1484952860180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904196 >>8909504 my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 14:52:13 2017 No.8910383 >>8905665 I'm thinking that was the point.

Anonymous Mon May 8 18:53:09 2017 No.8911372

You put a bit of oil in the cooked pasta when it's cooling to prevent sticking.
You also toss the noodles at that time to prevent sticking.
What was the point of oil in boiling water?
Also, why not cook the mushrooms and broccoli together and then combine with the sauce when cooked?

Can you explain why you're not using beef?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 18:55:18 2017 No.8911382 >>8909504 That is 100% incorrect. Source: am speak France

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:06:40 2017 No.8911429 >>8909504 >>8911382 It's actually spanish for he/she/it rapes. Violar -> viola

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 19:17:18 2017 No.8911476 >ground chicken breast you fucking bastard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:12:33 2017 No.8911693 File: 38 KB, 413x395, 1419829221183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8904402 >accepting calls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 8 20:37:02 2017 No.8911780 >>8904174 >>8904170 >>8904168 what the fuck is wrong with you? how do you fuck up spaghetti? chicken and whole wheat pasta and a shitty, jarred "for profit" sauce? fuck you.

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